Magic Sissy Phone Sex

I got the magic stick! I know that once I show a sissy or gay boy my magic wand they always come running back. When I swing this shit around for some reason everything I want magically appears. When I say the magic words, “open wide”, my bitch boy does as he is told while jerking away at his cock. I love learning new tricks and spells to make a sissy drop to their knees in submission. Just the other night I fisted my sissy so long and hard that I almost pulled the rabbit out of the hat! He loved the feeling of making my arm disappear while I reach deep down inside. What was I looking for in there? I couldn’t tell you but I know one thing.  I wasn’t coming out empty handed! My magic wand was standing straight up at attention as my arm appeared to be getting shorter and shorter. I wandered what else my special helper could make disappear. This is why for my final act I went balls deep down his slippery, wet, throat. For this trick, however, I was going to need to use extra focus if I was going to get it off (if you know what I mean). I had my helper lay flat on his back with his mouth wide open. As I squatted inch by inch my dick started to disappear. Before I knew it my asshole was on his nose and my cock and balls were getting the lick down of a lifetime! The end of the show was about to cum but not without making a mess. I made my sissy say the magic words, “Please let me have your cum Mistress” as I let off all over his fucking face. Damn, that really was a magical moment for the both of us.

Cum Slut Phone Sex Party Games

I have to say that I am starting the weekend out with a bang! The gang and I got together this morning and we have done nothing but drink, get high and play raunchy ass sex games. We got the ball rolling with a game of Chutes and Ladders. Yes we have turned the simple board game into a drinking sex game. Everyone picks a shot of choice. When you go up a ladder you take a shot, when you go down a Chute you take off a piece of clothes. Who would have thought this game could be so much fun? Of course that just got out buzz going and made us all horny so we couldn’t stop there. So we moved on to another game we all played when we were young that we have given a grown up twist. Go fish. The game is played just like when you were young with one twist. If you ask for a card if you are told to go fish you have to take a shot, if you get a match then the person that gave you the card has to take off an article of clothing. By this time we decided we would watch a movie. And yes we even turned that into a drinking and striping game. We play Bond, James Bond. We put in a Bond movie, the rules are every time someone in the movie says James, everyone takes two shots, every time someone in the movie says Bond everyone drinks one shot and every time some one in the movie says James Bond, clothes come off. Needless to say by the end of our movie time we were ready for some good old fashioned fucking. And this cum slut was ready for some stiff dick. The day isn’t even close to being over and we are still going strong. Right now we are stopping for a bite to eat and then we are going to play Dare In a Hat. Everyone writes down a dare and we put them all in a hat, taking turns we pick a dare and must perform the act that is on the paper. This game is the most fun of all. And I can’t wait to get started!

A Morning Of Blasphamy Phone Sex

He loves to take me to the ornate church and fuck me on the alter. He always talks about how he hates God and all that Christianity stands for while he fucks me. He makes it clear that he believes he is representing Satan and everything evil. And that fucking me here on the alter is his gift to the Dark Lord. I love every minute of it. The sheer taboo of it all makes my pussy wet and gets my blood boiling. The darker the better.
But this morning he took things to another level. He told me a story while fucking me. He told me his version of the last minutes of Christ. How the Roman soldiers brought whores to him after they bestowed upon him the crown of thorns. How they made his mother watch as the blood was dripping down his face and the whores defiled his body in every way imaginable. He went on to describe in great detail how the soldiers then sodomized this man who called himself Christ. Humiliating him and stripping him of all dignity in front of his mother and his disciples. The Romans then marched this Christ to his doom, making him carry his cross down the streets until they reached the place where he would hang until death over took him. How they erected the cross and then in front of the crowd, they pulled his head back before nailing him to the cross and the executioner jerked his cock, shooting a huge load of sperm on this Christ’s face for all to see.
He spared no detail as he weaved his brutal, blasphemous tale.
He fucked me harder then he ever had while telling his story. I could see the joy in his eyes as they twinkled while he recalled his version of the events. And I felt his release as he ended the tale, jerking my head back and spewing his cum all over my face living out the ending to his tale.

Pussy Worshipping Phone Sex with Brooklyn: You Can Eat but You Can’t Fuck

So last night  this wealthy guy in town hired me to be his hot date for some charity bowling event in his house. Normally, I don’t do such things; sex is pleasure, not work. But $10,000 to look pretty and pose for some pictures was a no brainer. As I was getting ready to collect my money and return home, he said “Not so fast pretty lady. How would you like to double your money?” See, I knew he had a notoriously small dick. Everyone in town talks about how he overcompensates for his small pecker with fast cars, the newest gadgets, the biggest home in town… Yes, he has had some of the hottest women in town, but it’s not because of the size of his cock; it’s because of the size of his wallet. I was all prepared for him to beg me to fuck him. Lesser men certainly have begged and pleaded to get inside my hot tight cunt. I was also prepared to turn him down. Size matters to me and I have certain standards I have to live by.

But much to my surprise, he did not try to buy fuck time. He wanted to pay for the privilege of worshipping my pussy. He had heard rumors that I had the tastiest cunt in town. How sweet, and so very true. I lick my pussy juices off of big throbbing cocks, sex toys and my fingers all the time. Yummy. So, $20,000 to be eye candy and get my pussy worshipped? I was all in. He took me back to his private bowling lanes, away from his guests and the servants. He laid me down on a smooth lane and went to town on my juicy cunt. OMG. He may have a small dick, but he has a Gene Simmons tongue. That thing found my G-spot in seconds and I squirted all over his face. He then squirted in his pants poor guy. I never even touched his pecker and he came. He ate me out for hours. I swear at one point, I lost consciousness. He told me I indeed had the best tasting beaver he’d ever had the pleasure of devouring. I felt bad about being paid to be worshipped that way. I almost gave the money back. But, I’m not dumb. He can afford me.  I did, however, tell him, the next pussy worshipping session was on me. My kitty is still purring after all.

BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: My First Bald Beaver

A few years ago, my BFF told me my pussy was ugly. She said no guy wants to lick a hairy snatch; no girl either. Well, I was upset thinking that I was losing out on cock because I had some girl fur. I had thought men were not interested me once they saw me naked because I had saggy tits or a big butt or even a little cellulite on my thighs. At that point in my life, I was insecure about my curves. I considered myself fat. Being the kick ass friend she was, she arranged for her “personal landscaper” to come to my house. I was nervous. I mean hot wax on my pussy? That sounded painful.  I was so nervous I even shaved my cunt a bit to trim it up for the groomer. How funny was that? Turns out that was a bad idea because the more hair you have on your twat, the easier it is to pull the hair from the root. Well, I downed a bottle of wine, and my bestie took pics for special memory book. The pain wasn’t that bad. I fucking loved my new bald look. So smooth and pretty. Showed off my plump pussy lips very well too. I actually found the whole thing so hot, that I masturbated.  Right there for my BFF and her spa lady to see. That was the first time I ever had a woman  lick my pussy too. The girls wanted me to see how much better it feels to be licked on when have a smooth canvas. It felt so good, that not a week goes by now that I don’t indulge in some girl on girl action. Women eat the best pussy.

My BFF was right too. The problem with men backing out on fucking me once I was naked had nothing to do with my body type. It was my hairy beaver. Many guys like to see pretty swollen puffy pink lips while fucking. Plus, when my bald cunt is filled with cum, it looks so much prettier. My confidence soared. I rock my curves. I get a Brazilian wax every 3 weeks now like clockwork. And I  get cock daily. I’m not fat; I’m phat! And forever grateful to my best friend for teaching me the joys of a bald pussy.  She changed my life!

Hot Phonesex with My Favorite Truck Driver

I love fresh produce, and the only place to get it is a little farm stand near the highway at a truckstop. I headed out and made my way to the produce market. I was picking up my usual items, when this giant red semi truck pulled into the parking lot, paused a moment, then pulled over and parked. I couldn’t see inside the truck, but somehow I knew that whoever was inside was looking at me.

The wind was blowing and my skirt was flying around, definitely showing off my sexy legs and ass a little too much for a summer morning. I lingered a little, waiting to see if someone was going to get out of that truck. Sure enough, the door opened and a roughly handsome man climbed out of the cab. He was staring right at me and I actually got butterflies. How bold! I love an alpha male and this guy was not disappointing!

He walked over in his jeans that fit his bulge just right, and asked me my name. I told him and he said his name was Dan and that I was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. My heart melted, and his bravado got my pussy wet immediately. I told him thank you and didn’t know what else to say. He leaned in and whispered in my ear that he wanted to fuck me. I was surprised, but just smiled and asked, but where?

He nodded towards his truck, and I realized of course! There is a bed in there! I put my produce down, he took my hand, and we walked over to his truck. It was so huge, I was so turned on. He helped me inside and then took me over completely by grabbing me and pulling me into the back where the bed was. He fucked me so good that day at the truckstop, I felt like such a dirty whore. I said his name as I came over and over.

I will definitely be visiting that produce stand again, waiting for my Danny boy to come back through town!

Adult Phone Chat Over a Dirty Martini

I was feeling horny tonight, so I decided to head out to the country club and find myself some cock. I put on my best little red dress and hopped in the new car you bought me and sped down to the club. The lot was packed so I knew I would be in luck. I walked in and could see the heads turn, god I love this dress! I sat at the bar and sure enough I didn’t even get to order before a handsome gentleman approached and asked what I was drinking.

I was feeling particularly frisky and so I said a dirty martini straight up. Done. Within seconds the barkeep had my cocktail in front of me. My new beau thoroughly enjoyed watching my lips and tongue taste my dangerous concoction. I told him that one drink makes me pretty tipsy, and he of course took the hint and said he would take care of me. I casually ran my hand over his crotch and felt his giant cock hard as a rock. I was certain he would be the one to do exactly what he said.

I sipped my drink as he tried to impress me with his chatter, but we both knew that what we wanted was some time alone. He offered to make me a martini back at his place and I couldn’t resist. We left, hopped in his porsche, and drove like crazy to his house. I told him I wanted to suck his cock, and he gladly took it out and let me suck it. He told me over and over how beautiful I am, and thats what I love to hear more than anything.

We sucked and fucked all night long, and my head was spinning from the martinis we had in between fuck sessions. There must be something magical in that cocktail, because I had a magical night.

Creampie Hot Phonesex Tonight

My sweet tooth is really taking over my body today — and I am in the mood for creampie deluxe! I call my bestie and invite her over for a munch fest. She has the sweetest pussy I’ve ever tasted and she loves the way I lick her for hours at a time.  Now all we need is the cream? Well baby, you have plenty of cream so get your ass over here and make me my creampie!

Cum in the door and I will have her pussy so wet and ready for your giant cock. Without a word just grab her, she’s gorgeous and her pussy is tight, and jam your giant dick up inside. I will continue to lick and kiss her clit and tits and stroke the base of your cock while you’re inside her. I need you cum baby and I want you to enjoy giving it me.

Keep fucking her hard and fast as I lick your balls and rub my own pussy in anticipation of my sweet treat!  Oh yeah, just like that, I can see youre going to make plenty of cream for me. Pull out slowly and squirt that cum all over the outside of her sweet pink perfect pussy. Yes! The perfect creampie for me… its time to satisfy my sweet tooth and I lap up that cream as you lay back and watch.  Yummy!

Hot Phonesex in Your Lambo

I had such a fantastic time at the car show! The lambo club was there and I was riding along with you.  My tits and ass were perfect in my tight tiny dress, and I put the other lambo whores to shame.  All of those men were drooling over my body all day, and even though they can afford me, you get to say who gets a piece of me and who doesn’t. 

All day the sound of fast cars and the feeling of men slapping my ass and trying to shove their tongues in my mouth when you aren’t looking.. Its every girls dream and thanks to you I get to live it! Every chance we get we slip into the lambo and you finger my tight pussy into orgasm after orgasm. Then you parade me around some more and smell your fingers as your cock aches knowing what a great fuck you have earned for yourself today. 

Cum drips between my legs as we chit chat politely with your lambo club friends. I realize the women want me just as much as the men and you arrange an orgy at your mansion later that night. I tongue kiss the hot blonde who is your favorite, and whisper that I will lick her pussy for you later. We finally get in your car and head back to your place, all the lambo club in tow, ready to have an orgy of money and sex and beauty like the world has never seen.

Gang Bang Phone Sex with Glenda: Good Will Humping

I’ve never been to college, but this past year I have been thinking about returning to school. You are never too old right? Well, I saw something on the History Channel about ancient bodies being dug up and studied for clues to our past. I told a friend of mine I think archeology would be a good and fun major. I asked him where the best college for archeology was and he did some research for me and said, hands down, Harvard. At first, I was rethinking my decision. Harvard is a real smarty school. No way I could get in. But my friend said you never know what a department is looking for, so why not at least plan a visit and find out? We did just that. We road tripped to Cambridge, MA.

When I got there , I got a tour of the whole campus. I don’t think Harvard has seen anyone like me before. Maybe it was the way I was dressed or my big beautiful curves. IDK. But all eyes were on me. I loved it.  After that tour, I got to meet the department head of the Archeology Department. He was hot in that nerdy older man way. I kept thinking Indiana Jones and my pussy got wet. He didn’t really make eye contact with me much though.  We talked for about an hour about why I was interested in Harvard and what the school had to offer me. Then a college geek showed up to show me the department and the museum. I got a behind the scenes look at some of the cool shit they do. But, again, all the students were staring at me. I finally asked my student host what was up. He stammered a bit and said well, “Your outfit is a bit nontraditional for Harvard, But I love it.”

After the tour of the campus museum, he took me back to the student office so I could meet all the other students in the department.  I was beginning to second guess myself; did I belong here? Then one Sheldon like geek came up to me and point blank said, “You are the hottest thing I have ever seen, but you don’t fit in.” I was a little perturbed, so I grabbed his crotch, and retorted, “I bet you’d like to fit in, wouldn’t you?” The poor guy creamed his pants right there in front of me and his fellow students. But no one was laughing. In fact they looked a little angry. Like how dare I humiliate their colleague. So, I thought fast, and flashed my big boobs and said, “Let’s have fun.”  Well that diffused them quickly. This big group of nerds needed to get laid, and they need a real woman to help them!

I started unzipping pants and hard cocks were flying out.  I got down on my knees and told them to line up for  the thrill of a lifetime. I can suck some cock. Hell, I sucked 12 hard young cocks. A few I am sure had never been sucked before. I was covered in cum. A total jizz junkie whore. You would have thought I was planning on majoring in cum. I was getting cleaned up, when one guy was like, “Wait, we aren’t done yet.” I didn’t think they had it in them, but what the hell, I might as well show these nerds a good time. I got up on one of the tables used for studying crap that’s been in the ground. I got on all fours so I could take a cock in my mouth, one in each hand, one in my pussy and one in my ass. We fucked for hours. I was cum drenched and my ass was gaping open.  A couple nerdy Harvard girls even came into the room and joined the fun.  I know that was the most fun ever had in that room! And, I may not be Harvard material, or even college material, but that doesn’t mean I don’t know how to make the grade! I just graduated cum a sum laude and enjoyed some hot geeky good will humping. Those Harvard geeks in the archeology department will never forget the day Glenda visited campus.