I don’t even remember who came up with the idea but someone suggested we save all our old sex toys and once a year have a sex toy bon fire. I didn’t think that even collectively we could come up with enough sex toys to make a fire in a barrel no less a bon fire. But this idea spread Ike wild fire at the club that we always go to. Everyone was talking about this huge party and how they were going to come and bring the sex toys that they had used on ex’s and burn them. After all you don’t want to re use them, they are expensive so why just throw them out when we could burn them, purging ourselves of the sleezes that we call our exes, get drunk and fuck? It sounded like a much better idea. All year all I could do was laugh at the idea that we would have enough toys for anything but a weenie roast. How fitting. Every one knew where we were going to meet. Every one was bringing food, drink and fuel for our fire. You could not believe my surprise when people started rolling in. Friends and friends of friends and friends of their friends. People from the LGBT community from towns over were showing up. I have never seen so many sex toys in my life. We could have filled up a small warehouse. Boxes upon boxes were emptied on top of each other. Food and drink was everywhere. And as the pile went up in flames, clothes began to fly and the fucking commenced. It was a bon fire like none I have ever seen but I am pretty sure I will see it again next year.
Bon Fire Frenzy
Anal Phone Sex with Mommy Blair: My Son’s Favorite Hole
Lately, my son has not had time for me. He has had time to pimp me out, however, to his friends and colleagues; even complete strangers. I miss HIS cock though. I love helping him make money, but sometimes I want him all to myself and I don’t want him to share me. I called him up and begged to see him. As it turns out he was missing me; more specifically my ass. He instructed me to prepare myself for him. I knew what this meant. I took a bubble bath; shaved my pussy and ass crack; and practiced fucking my holes with a huge pink rubber double sided dildo. When he arrives, he likes to just stick his cock in my ass and not worry if it’s clean and loosened up for him. My ass was in perfect condition for him. It looked sun kissed it was so clean and shiny for him.
I was waiting for him on the couch when he arrived. Legs spread, ass half off the couch. He walked over to me, kissed me, and then pulled out his cock. I immediately started to worship my boy’s throbbing cock. He was as happy to see me as I was to see him. After he was rock hard , he sat on the couch, and I hopped on his cock reverse cow girl. My ass loves my son’s cock. Every part of me loves his cock and him. But my son’s cock has always held a special spot in my ass. He pounded my ass for an hour before leaving a huge load of come inside me. He then made me get down on all fours and push his cum out. He enjoys seeing his seed run out of his mommy’s butt hole. He was getting hard again. I started to get up but he ordered me to stay put and I did. The next thing I felt was his fist up my ass. Like I said, my son loves my ass, especially hurting it. He wanted my ass gaping open so he fucked with his fist while jacking his dick all over my ass. All the ass fucking we do he says is to prep me for the anal gang bangs that bring him so much money.
It is amazing how many women don’t give up the ass. Well, men let me share a secret with you. Sometimes you just have to take the ass and she will learn to love it. Just like me.
Mommy Phone Sex with Kenya
You love kinky taboo phone sex just like me don’t you? I knew it the moment I laid eyes on you. I invited you in and seduced you just to see how far I could get you to go. Of course I got you out of your pants. Your cock was hard and throbbing for my milf pussy. Or was it? Maybe you got hard to my pretty daughters in their school pictures. I have tons of pictures with my little girls placed all over my home. I saw you looking around when I went to go grab you a beer. Does their tiny little bodies entice you? They have perky tits just like their mommy and not to mention some of the sweetest tightest pussies ever. I would know, I get to fondle and play with them whenever I want. Maybe if you fuck me good, they will hear all this moaning and come to see whats going on. My little girls have always been curious. They want to do whatever mommy is doing. That’s right. If they catch me sucking or fucking your fat cock they will want to try it. Can you imagine that? Two sweet hungry mouths all over your cock and balls? Eager to please mommy and get my approval. They love to show me what good little sluts they are. This could be your lucky day you pdaddy perv! But only if you satisfy this pmommy first.
Tranny Phone Sex with Carla: How to Fuck a Door Knob
I get horny all the time. Now, usually I can go out and pick up a guy or girl with no problem. But today, I was shut in from a major storm. There is only so much TV watching and pork rind eating a chick can do to pass the time. I had to get fucked. It was very clear from the monsoon and tornado warning, I was not going out to get fucked, and I doubt I could get someone to come fuck me. It was time to get creative. I have these French doors throughout my loft with these door knobs I have eying for awhile now. I like to put things in my ass to get off. I prefer a cock, yes or even a dildo, but sometimes I get experimental and/or desperate. Today I was both. I decided I was going to get that door knob in my ass. All I had to do was put some lube on it, and back my ass up. Simple, right? No so much. I was out of any lube. Not sure how that happened; I usually carry enough lube to supply all the tight ends on a football team.
I didn’t even have any Vaseline. But, I did have some Chapstick in my purse. I took it out and I rubbed it all over the door knob and the put some on my ass. My finger slid up my ass easily with my Chapstick lube, so I decided I was ready for my date with that ornate door knob. I bent over, spread my ass cheeks and backed right on to it like it was a throbbing cock. My makeshift lube and my horniness too k over and I got that door knob in my ass. I just started rocking back and forth on it and in seconds my cock was hard. Within minutes I was spraying a load all over my chest and face. When I get horny, I got to take care of it, or I can’t think straight. I do masturbate daily, several times a day, but I also try to get cock once a day too. Just sometimes like today, it isn’t meant to be. But that door knob certainly turned out to be a decent fuck.
By the time I was done cleaning my jizz off myself, the sun was coming out and the monsoon had subsided somewhat. I thought, why not go try to get laid. I put on a sexy little number, and headed out. But, my front steps were covered in earthworms from the storm and those things freak me the fuck out. No way was I stepping on them in my expensive leather boots. I marched right back inside, lubed that door knob up with the remaining Chapstick and fucked my ass some more. I had a few hard cums. Coming always give me the munchies too. Good thing I had some pork rinds left.
Titty Fucking Phone Sex with BBW Glenda
I met this guy a few weeks ago who was quite enamored with my big titties. We have been hanging out for awhile now too, finding things to do with my tits. Of course, his favorite is to titty fuck. I let him give me a pearl necklace the first night I met him. Can you blame a guy for wanting to slide his cock between my two juicy boobs? Of course not. My favorite way to titty fuck is to sorta lay hanging off my bed with him standing by the edge of the bed. My big boobs dangling, almost smothering me. He slides his cock in between them and I suck the head. This upside down move is pretty hot too because he can lean forward and finger bang my cunt or even eat my pussy. Sucking cock actually gets me really wet, but you stick a few fingers in my pussy and flick my clit at the same time, and I will cream all over the place.
He is really tall and well built so he can actually hold me up and do the standing 69 position. I am not a small girl, hell my tits alone weigh 50 lbs, so it’s really nice to find someone who can lick on me that way. The first time we tried it, he said it was like being groped my two chicks because my hands were holding his ass and my tits fell off to the side like they were grabbing his hips. It’s nice to have a guy who is not lazy in the bedroom and doesn’t mind a good workout.
When was the last time you had a good titty fuck? Mine are big, real and bouncy. Perfect for your cock, perfect for your cum.
Cuckolding Phone Sex with Brooklyn: My Special Present
My husband is the best husband a girl could want. Last night he brought me a present. The best present too. A nice 12 inch cock with excellent girth. And it was attached to a ruggedly handsome man. My husband was in the mood to watch me get pleasure and he knows that with his little broke down dick, the only way that will happen is with a surrogate lover. I put on a sexy little outfit and had my hubby sit in the big comfy chair as I slowly unwrapped my present. When I unzipped his pants and saw that beautiful work of art cock for the first time, I got so wet. I was going to take my time savoring my gift. I worshiped his cock for an hour. Licking every inch of his shaft, balls and taint. He had amazing staying power, but then a real man always lasts. I glanced over at my old man, and he had a little life in his pecker. He was enjoying the show. I invited him over to help. See, every now and then, he enjoys being my fluffer boy. He is no fag, but he does like feeling a real cock get hard on his lips. So do I.
Once my present was sufficiently hard and dripping with pre cum, my hubby guided it into my tight pink pussy. He then slid under us to watch that huge cock go in and out of his wife’s cunt and waited for the yummy cream pie. My big present lasted a long time fucking me too. I came on his dick several times before he exploded inside me. You see, a big dick can give me a G-spot orgasm. And this one did, many times. When his cock pulled out of me, my hubby stuck his greedy little tongue up inside me licking out all that yummy cum. He is such a good clean up boy.
I love cuckolding phone sex because I am a real life cuckolding mistress. So, do have the equipment to fuck me while my loser hubby watches and cleans up, or do you need to sit on the sidelines with my hubby and watch while a real man gets the job done?
Ass Worshipping Phone Sex with Sheila: My Ass Smells Like Roses
I have a nice healthy ass worthy of worshipping. Look at it. If you are an ass man, you cannot deny that I have sweet junk in the trunk. I have a few ass men in my life that love to worship it. One paid me a visit today and he believes I am so fucking hot that my shit smells like roses. What a pathetic loser. But, I let him worship my ass because he pays me handsomely for the pleasure of my ample backside. When he arrives, I give him a show. I twerk that ass better than Miley Rae. Then I peel my cheeks apart and let him motor boat my ass. He can have his nose in my rose bud for hours. He loves the way it smells. He loves burying his face into my luscious ass, feeling my cheeks press against his face.
Then we move to the patio and practice a few different moves. There is the Sandwich. I lay on my stomach with my ass upwards. He then proceeds to bury his face in my ass. Now, occasionally, my hubby is around to push his face harder into my ass, almost suffocating him. Then there is the against the wall move, where he sits up against the wall and I back my ass right on up smothering his face.
The next ass worshipping move we practice is the Crab. He lies on the floor, facing upwards. I bend backwards, so my feet and hands are on the floor, and stomach is facing the ceiling. It’s a back bend essentially; and then I rub my ass all over his face, smothering him some more. The final move is my favorite. I call it the Prayer. He gets down on his knees and inserts his face into my ass and worships at my fine temple. After hours of smelling my ass, I order him to jack his cock off on my ass cheeks and lick it off.
Like I said, I have a nice ass worthy of worship. My preference is to fuck, but if some loser wants to pay me $2,000 for a couple hours of licking and worshipping my ass, well I’m not gonna say no. That’s a hell of a lot of shoes. You an ass man? Well, I can always use more ass slaves. I have expensive taste.
Double Penetration Phone Sex with Mommy Blair: Why I Love Fall
I love Fall. I have been looking forward to it all summer. There are a lot of reasons I enjoy this season. I like watching the leaves fall as I sit in a tree and play my guitar. I enjoy not being too hot or too cold. I enjoy the warmer colors as they better compliment a ginger haired girl. I love football. And the start of Fall means October is around the corner and it is my favorite month since I adore all things scary. Haunted houses, scary movies, costume parties….But I also love Fall because my son can pimp me out more. In the summer, men are traveling a lot, even my son. They have family vacations, and reunions and the little brats are always around. But in the Fall, they can take business trips, have boy weekends to hunt and fish and camp, go to sporting events. A million and one excuses to give their families, so they can get away from their boring lives and let my son pimp me out for their entertainment; their escape.
My son supplies me with all the nose candy I need and I just have to entertain the boys however they wanna be entertained. Last Fall, my son pimped me out on football Sundays to this one group of guys who have requested me this season. I had my first football Fall party with them yesterday. I showed up looking all sweet and innocent, just like a soccer mom. For the first quarter, I am pretty much a serving wench. Bringing beer and snacks. By the second quarter I am sucking cocks and getting skull fucked. At halftime they are fucking my snatch and ass with beer bottles, and making me drink their piss so they don’t have to go to the bathroom. By the third quarter, they are wasted and getting rougher. They start smacking me around, forcing me down on the ground to lick cum and booze off the floor. I have to snort candy off their cocks and sometimes they spank me and force me to play with furry ones in the house. By the fourth quarter, they usually don’t care about the game anymore and they are full on gang banging the shit out of me. Double penetrating all my holes; covering me in cum; choking me; using me as a human toilet; fisting my ass; forcing drugs and booze down my throat; humiliating me…
But I love Fall, because that means I make my pimp son a whole lot of money, which makes him happy. And, I was born to make him happy .


















