Small Dick Humiliation with Brooklyn: Size Queen’s Revenge

This guy at the gym has been trying to get in my pants for months now. Always trying to help me on the exercise equipment, following me around. Quite pathetic actually. I just could tell he had a teeny weenie. And I have no time for pin dicks. I pulled out my cell phone and showed him a naked picture of myself and said, “Look at that body. Do you think someone as fine as me would waste my time with you?” He looked at me dumbfounded. I assured him the closest he would ever get to my pussy was seeing the pictures on my phone that I send the real guys. He looked so rejected. In some sort of a humiliated huff, he stole my phone and darted out the gym. The fucker stole my phone.

No way I was letting that slide. Some little tiny prick loser was not gonna beat his worthless pecker to my naked pics on my phone. I flirted his info out of the desk clerk and plotted my revenge. I have another cell at home, just not an iPhone. I texted my phone: “Hey, it’s Brooklyn. You got my phone. I want it back. I am sorry I laughed at you. Truth is, I am married and thought if I could push you away, it would make it easier to hide my lust for you.” Took a few hours, but he responded. We texted for awhile and I had that loser convinced I wanted him. Eventually I texted, “You have a phone filled with sexy pics of me, but I have none of you.” Guys will believe anything a hot chick says. That is why women are superior. Men think with their dicks. I got him to take a selfie  and send email it to me .

Priceless. Even smaller than I imaged.  He was lucky if he had 2 inches. It was not a cock. I texted him back that we should meet up and promised him that I would change his world if he just gave me back my phone. Dumb dumb bumb man. How do you tiny dick weenies think women like me would ever fuck you? I wanted my phone, not his worthless pecker. He met me, handed it right back and took off his clothes. Wow, that was easy and going to be fun. Once I had my phone back I let out a litany of insults. Pencil dick, needle dick, Lincoln Log, Tootsie Roll, Tiny Tim, twig and berries, teeny weenie, clit stick, baby dick, dickette, cockette, small fry, little Johnny…. I went on and on screaming at him.

He started to cry. He actually cried. I told him to wake up and live in reality. In reality, hot women don’t waste their time with small pricks. I simply explained that he belonged in panties because my clit was bigger than his baby dick. I had posted the pic he sent me on showyourtinydick.com and showed him all the responses. He was completely humiliated. I am unapologetic for being a size queen. I know I deserve big cock. I am also unapologetic about humiliating a pin dick, especially one who has the audacity to steal my phone and the stupidity to think I would fuck him.

Life is too short to waste my time on tiny dicks. No women should waste their time on a short stack.

My first cock shock

Everybody knows that I am not the girl next door. I love to party with all the guys, and I LOVE HUGE COCKS!!!! I have never seen a cock smaller than the day I saw well, the cock shock of my life. I only thought that a rug rat could have a cock that small. It was four inches long, hard if that. I was in pure shock. What was I going to do with such a small thing? This was the only question running in my head at the time, good thing I was drunk as hell. Thank goodness he was a sissy. He let me make fun of his little dick. I got to laugh at him, while he modeled my thongs for me. I loved every minute of the COCK SHOCK of my life. I was a good party girl this day, I let him lick my tight wet pussy covered in coke, for being such a good little bitch. I let him watch and rub his tiny dick for me as me and my girl friend that came to join the show. We played who could cum first. while me and my friend licked each others pussies, and played with our tits, he screamed and moaned as he shot his load in less than a minute. For such a little dick I had never seen so much cum, and so fast at that. Me and my girlfriend licked each others pussies until we came so hard that there was nothing but a huge cum pool in the floor. I guess my sissy COCK SHOCK paid off that day.

Shemale Phone Sex with Carla: Tranny Domination

Over July 4th weekend, I went  to  Venice Beach to visit some friends. I had heard all the freaks  hang out there and a chick with a dick would blend right in. I love the beach, but on a traditional, vanilla beach, I stick out. Even in a bikini it’s hard to hide my 10 inch cock. Especially when I see all those hot men in Speedos! I decided to put on my red, white and blue bikini and a matching hat, and roller skate my hot ass right down to the beach. I met a cute little freak named Jorge. Now Jorge was wearing a Wonder Woman Speedo. Hell he had on a whole Wonder Woman outfit.  Little guy, claimed he was straight and just trying to fit in with the freaks. Well, if he was indeed straight, he would not be for much longer. I was gonna have fun with my sexy little Wonder Woman.

We looked cute roller skating together in matching red, white and blue outfits. However, Jorge seemed clueless about the present in my bikini bottom. I asked him if he wanted to come back to my hotel room with me. I towered over him, so much so I could rest my tits on his head. When we got back to the room, Jorge and I smoked a joint. California weed is awesome. We started kissing  and was positive he would see my dick poking out of the top of my bikini, but he was still clueless. I went down on him. Surprisingly a big package in a tiny man. Small hands and feet but huge cock. Almost as big as mine, which was now totally out of my bikini. When he came in my mouth, I stood up and well the cat was out of the bag.

He seemed a little perturbed. Actually downright angry. He tried to hit me. I was high and horny as fuck. Not to mention pissed off that a little shrimp of a man in a Wonder Woman outfit would act offended that I had a cock. I over powered him, flipped him over and yanked off his silly little Speedo and rammed my hard cock up his ass. I forced him to explore his bisexuality. He was screaming in a bad way, but he deserved my cock up his ass. Even more so, he deserved my hot spunk in his ass. I fucked him good too. No way I was letting him just walk out of my room without breaking in his tight little ass. It was so tight too. Well, maybe not as tight now.

He laid there all violated looking, crying like a pansy. I fucked his ass, I didn’t cut off his balls. Felt good to be so animalistic. I really enjoyed forcing my cock up that unwilling tight ass.  I don’t do that often;  but you can’t cock tease me, act like you are totally clueless when I am bulging in my panties then leave me with blue balls.  Jorge learned a valuable lesson that day. Don’t pick up random strangers with a package.

I wonder if you would be so clueless? Bet you would love to find my panty surprise.

Caught In The Middle

When they invited me to join them for lunch I was thrilled. This was going to be so much fun! It was the first time we had all gotten together out of the work place. Don’t get me wrong we have a lot of fun at work, but there is a certain manner of decorum and professionalism that we must maintain and this was going to erase all those boundaries. We would have a few drinks and let down our hair. I have to admit that I have two coworkers that I am very attracted to. One is a hot female with legs for miles, long blonde hair and eyes that are so green and mesmerizing. The other is a lean and muscular male with dark hair, olive skin and one of those rugged square jaws. I was looking forward to mingling with them all in a social setting but especially with these two. I don’t know if it was fate or just dumb luck but I ended up sitting right int he middle of both of them. As the meal progressed and the margaritas began flowing freely the conversation got more intimate and personal with a touch of kink. Maybe it was the alcohol but I could feel the energy flowing from both of them and it was electric. Then it happened and I felt a hand on both of my legs. My nipples instantly responded and my breathing got shallow as they began to run their hands up my legs in unison. How would they react when they reached the end of the line and found my already throbbing cock? I didn’t know but I was willing to take the chance. Suddenly their hands met and they had found my secret. They looked at each other and I was relieved to see satisfied smiles and not shock. I slipped them each a note and invited them to my place that evening for dinner. Now here I stand in my sexiest dress, with a hard dick in anticipation of what lays ahead.

Planning A Halloween Party

I am so excited about planning this Halloween party it is insane. Can you guess from looking at me what I am going to be? I bet you know, it is the only thing I can be, A Wall Flower. Clever huh? Of course my party is going to be kinky and full of tricks and treats. Instead of Bobbing For Apples, we are Bobbing For Balls. I am going to take apples, oranges and peeled onions and dip them all in the same colored candy coating before putting them in the pale of water. It is going to be delightful when my friends bite into an onion…..one of the tricks. I bought Halloween Oreo cookies and mingled into the plate I have some Oreo cookies that I have opened and scraped the orange cream filling out, replacing it with toothpaste that I have colored with orange food coloring….another trick mixed into the treats. But the best thing I have set up is this wonderful jack o lantern scare crow that I found. I have everything I need to make him. I am going to drill a hole in his ass and fill it with gooey lube. I will blind fold my guests and spin them around and we are going to play Stick Your Dick In The Scare Crow. The drinks are going to be flowing, the tricks and treats are going to be all mixed up and we are going to have a fucking blast! Don’t you wish you could join us?

No Brain – But a Great Cock!

I love this time of year, because of halloween. It is by far the holiday I have the most fun on! Last year, I went to this awesome party with three guys I know. They are all really good fucks, so there was no way we weren’t going to have a good time! We decided to dress as a theme together – of the Wizard of Oz. I, of course, was Dorothy, and they each dressed up as the scarecrow, the lion and the tinman. We looked absolutely adorable in our outfits and I felt like such an innocent little thing in my ruby red slippers.

We went to the party and got hammered, but the guys never let my side. I know they saw all the other guys there wanting to fuck me, and they weren’t about to miss out on what they had gone through all this trouble of dressing up for – fucking ME. We headed out and decided to follow the yellow brick road (walk home). We goofed around, and skipped and sang the stupid songs from the movie. I asked my friend who was dressed as the scarecrow if he did indeed have a brain. He laughed and said, “Nope, but I’ve got something else for you!” I asked him what? and he whipped his giant cock out of his costume.

It looked so funny with him all dressed up like that, but the sight of his cock got my pussy throbbing and he grabbed me and said he was going to fuck his little dorothy. The other two guys, the lion and the tinman, joined right in. They all three took me right there on the yellow brick road. The scarecrow may not have had a brain, but he was right about his cock, and the lion may have lacked courage, but his tongue was amazing. The tin man? Well, he was my favorite – no heart, but he took me somewhere better than home over and over and over again!

Gang Bang Phone Sex with Sheila: Back on the Chain Gang

Last year, there was a group of guys on a chain gang doing some work on the railroad behind my house. About 12 young, buff Black men. They were there every day for months and it became part of my morning routine. Get coffee, watch those studs doing hard labor through a telescope in my bedroom and masturbate. On the last day they were scheduled to work on the railroad, cops were everywhere. Apparently, they had made a chain gang escape. I was scared and excited. Perhaps they could hide out in my pussy and ass?

I figured they would be long gong and nowhere in the vicinity as the cops were searching the neighborhood with a fine tooth comb. Then I heard something odd in the basement. I thought maybe a wild animal snuck in through the cellar door. I went down and was surprised to see the convicts. They had figured a way to unshackle themselves with my husband’s tools.  I started to run upstairs when one grabbed me and pulled me back down and planted me in the middle of their chain gang circle. This one appeared to be the leader. Lots of prison tats, and a do rag on his head. They were swarming around me. My breath got heavy. I was turned on yet scared. That duality between  fear and arousal is powerful. One guy grabbed me and said, “You know how long it’s been since we have had pussy?” I knew what was next, but honestly, I welcomed it.

I started to unzip his pants and then all of them were unzipping their prison issued pants. Big huge black monster cocks staring at me, surrounding me. The leader shoved his cock in my mouth as did a couple others. I was getting skull fucked by three black cocks when I felt a huge dick penetrate my ass. It hurt. I let out a yelp and got slapped. The convict in my ass grabbed my hair and started fucking me like an animal. Cocks were changing in and out of my mouth and ass and pussy. I was being chain gang gang banged. My holes were never pounded so hard in my life. Those boys were rough with me too. And, I loved it. They were cumming on me and in me and slapping my ass and groping my titties. Very rough sex.  All 12 of them dumped a load in me somewhere. I was covered in jizz. I looked like a total cum slut.

I suggested they all shower up and gave them clothes from my sons and husbands wardrobes so they would not look so obvious. Suggested they make their exit in the middle of the night as not to be detected easily. The leader decided he wanted to have me all to himself for awhile and fucked my ass good and hard while his fellow chain gang members cleaned up. He made me suck his cock clean too. He enjoyed  watching me taste my ass on his dick. It was humiliating but hot at the same time. All of them got to bust their nut in me and oddly seemed  polite for having just gang banged me.  I guess I was guilty of aiding and abetting but I think if the cops saw what big cocks they had, I would be let off with a warning. I am just hoping I can get back on that black chain gang again soon!

Ass Worshiping Phone Sex with Vinny: Kiss My Ass

Do you appreciate a fine ass? Look at mine. I am quite proud of my derriere.  I am closer to 50 than 40, and my ass is so tight you could bounce a quarter off of it. Its ample, shaped nicely, tight and  loves to be worshiped. In fact, I have a few ass slaves. What you are thinking is correct. I have men and a few boys, and even a couple gals, who fall to their knees and worship my fine booty.  You see, I am a slave to big black cock, but that is the only time I am submissive. I am a rather sensual domme away from those black cocks. One of my favorite things to do with my admirers is make them worship my ass. I know my ass smells like roses,  and taste just as good. So, I enjoy making a subject bury his or her face in my ass and begin with a rim job. Nothing says I control you, like a loyal subject putting their greedy little tongue up your asshole and licking your taint, and getting off doing it.

After my ass is properly licked, I smother a subject with my ass. I sit on their face sometimes for hours making them smell nothing but my fine ass. If they prove themselves good ass worshipers, I will let them lick and finger my tight cunt. Some prove to be really good pussy lickers too. And a mature woman can never have too many ass and pussy worshipers at her disposal. I fuck a lot, daily usually, but there is still something about having your  wholes licked and worshiped. So I always make time daily for someone to come over and literally kiss my ass. Are you ready to submit yourself to me? Worship me? Clean me? Pleasure me? Cum bury yourself in my ass and pussy.

3 is the best company..

They always say 3 is a crowd.
In my life 3 is the perfect number.
My best friend and her husband came to me about a year ago with the idea.
That all of us would be in a relationship.
 
I wasn’t really sure about it.
I have this connection with my best friend and I didn’t want to mess that up.
I didn’t really like her husband all that much but, we decided to try it. 
 

We thought we would need to get drunk or high.  

But it was super natural.
I love my best friend, so it was easy to kiss her and rub my hands up and down her body.
After she and I got naked we looked over at her husband who was watching in awe.
We crawled over to him and unzipped his pants and we both starting sucking his big fat cock.
 
We fucked for hours. 
Her husband was inside of me while she ate sucked my clit. 
I have never had a sexual experience like this before.
 
We meet 3 times a week.
We all take turns making each other cum.
It is the best sex in my life.
3 isn’t a crowd but 3 is the best company I could ever ask for.

I’ll do anything for the right price…

Most women can not compete with me.

There is nothing I wont do to earn an extra buck.

I spend my days laying naked around rich men’s homes and I lay there and wait for them to fuck me.

I am their sex slave for a day.

 
My client today wants me to wait out side on his porch and when he is ready he will call me inside for a treat.
He wants me to be his obedient pet.
I love to do this because of the money and sex.
I am such a greedy whore when it comes to sex and money.
 
For the right price, I will fuck myself. 
I let a man fuck me with his cut off arm stub and I made $1500 for that.
Last week I pretended to be a corps for my client. I laid in a bath of ice water. and when I was the right temp for his he fucked me up my ass.
I let a man lick peanut butter off my pussy. 
I even work with women.
All women want to do is have their pusses eaten or fuck me with a strap on.
I enjoy women more because they are so hard on my body.
 
About a month ago, I was a man slave for 3 days. 
I made over 10 thousand dollars.
He fucked every hole in my body. 
He would spank me, and drag me around his house on a leash.
I wasn’t aloud to shower for those 3 days, He wanted me covered in his cum from head to toe.
 
Like I said, I’ll do anything for the right price. 
Hire me today and let me be your sex slave.