So this guy I’m kind of seeing, Brandon, are at the end of our date to dinner and I can tell he’s waiting for me to get out of the car. I’m way more into him then he’s into me. We have great conversations, we’re both smart and funny I don’t know why he doesn’t like me more. So I get an idea.
I decide to just attack him in the car, right in the driver’s seat, he wasn’t expecting it at all. I’m kissing him and leading his hands to my perfectly round enormous young breasts while I’m trying to get his pants undone. As soon as he starts playing with my tits I can feel him getting harder. This is what I had to do to take it to the next level. I sit back down in the passenger seat and take off my top so that he can see the full magnificence of my engorged breasts and hard nipples. I managed to slide his pants down far enough so I can start by stroking his cock with my hand and lightly tickling his balls. Then I just lean over and surprise the crap out of him by taking his whole cock in my mouth all the way down to his pubic bone. I choke a little bit and drool down his cock but he seems to like it. I slide my mouth up and down his cock, all the way to the back of my throat, chocking and drooling along the way.
We’re in a pretty deserted parking lot so I suggest I walk around to the driver’s side door, kneel down and let him fuck my perfect beautiful tits. What young man would say no to that? I had drooled so much down his shaft while I was sucking his cock I didn’t need any other lubrication. Maybe this is what I had to do for him to like me more. He places hard cock in-between my tits and I just lightly press them together. He sits on the edge of the seat so it’s really easy for him to slide in and out in between them. He’s going faster because he’s moaning more, he likes it, and so I’ll make him love it. I push my tits together even harder and when his cock reaches my mouth I lick the head of his dick and he goes wild. He’s going faster, pushing my head down, moaning, arching his back when he pulls away and I give him the nod. He cums all over my face. Gives me a full facial and I can tell he’s completely satisfied. I put myself back together to go inside my home when he asks, “do you have plans tomorrow night?”
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Sissy Phone Sex with Brooklyn: The Sissy Pity Fuck
I make no apologies for being a size queen. Look at me? Perfection. Beautiful body, gorgeous face and smart to boot. I deserve only the best in life and that includes cock. I have many men try to hook up with me. When it proves that they are nothing but a little boy, they become nothing more than a sissy or fluffer boy. Case in point, Sissy Christina below. Look at that pathetic excuse for a dick? You might have to get a magnifying glass to see it. That’s a clit stick at best and belongs in panties not boxers, or briefs nor even boring tidy whiteys. Hell, it should be in a fucking diaper at that size.
Well this particular Sissy is a fucking whiny ass bitch. Annoying as hell. Took years to break her and get her to stop begging me to fuck her. Just about the saddest creature on earth. Why did I put up with her pleas and begging and overall pain in the ass antics? Because she is my brother and loaded. A computer software genius. What she lacks in dick, she has in brains. But no one wants to fuck just brains. It’s sad; I got both beauty and brains; she got just brains.
Ever since we were little, my brother tried to fuck me. I was the hottest woman he had ever seen. Well of course, when you are a short dicked ugly loser, women like me are not gonna fuck you. For 20 something years, my brother begged to bust a nut in his sister. And, one night, in a total moment of weakness and shear alcohol consumption, I gave him a pity fuck at a family reunion at a beach house in Florida. I didn’t want to be there to begin with, but our mother guilted me. So, I drank like a fish the whole week. On the last night, my brother who was in his 30s at this point, came into my room and started crying. He admitted he was a virgin. Yes, like the movie only a 30 Year Old Virgin. The girl he was seeing for months and whom he thought was “the one” laughed and ended the relationship on the night they were about to fuck for the first time. An unattractive, book worm, troll of sorts even rejected his little baby dick. I was tired and he wouldn’t leave. He was just so fucking sad and pathetic. I caved.
I said, “I will fuck you this once. But you tell anyone and not only do I castrate you but I disown you. And it will never ever happen again.” He promised. I was still drunk and only have awake. He fumbled to get his shorts down and when he did, I swear I burst out laughing so hard I nearly cried. He got on top of me, oblivious to my laughter and obviously not accustomed to foreplay. But, that was fine, no way I was cumming. I kept asking if he was in yet. I mean I couldn’t feel it at all. AT ALL. Just his sweaty body on top of me and his grunts. I started counting in my head until it was over. I got to 6. Literally three strokes and he was done. He claims he came, but I didn’t feel anything but shame for having given in.
After that horrible night, my brother became my sissy. My first sissy actually. I told him he needed to give up on trying to get laid cuz he was just gonna face rejection every time. I explained there are other ways to please women. He can be a cleanup bitch; a fluffer boy; a procurer of big cock; a source of entertainment; a sugar daddy. But he could never be a lover. He has accepted his fate. He is the best sissy a size queen cuckolding mistress sister could ever hope for. Have you accepted your fate yet?
BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: Adventures in Housesitting
This week I have been house sitting in what is a mansion to me. Huge place. Has like 22 bedrooms, a game room, an indoor and outdoor pool, a big screen private theater. I feel like a celebrity in this place. My girlfriend hooked me up with this wealthy plastic surgeon who wanted someone to stay in the house and take care of the fur babies. Well, he came home a day early unannounced with his hot young girlfriend. They insisted I stay the night and enjoy dinner, drinks and the pool with them. I would have given up my big titties to stay another night in luxury.
At dinner, they were telling me about their trip to Europe and how my rubenesque figure is coveted over there. I wasn’t quite sure what they meant. Then they explained that in the US the focus is on unhealthy body types, like a size 8 is considered fat. But in Europe a size 12 is normal and curvy women are worshiped as goddesses. I was liking the sound of that. Well the drinks kept coming and the next thing I know we are all in the hot tub together naked. At first its tame, just talking naked. Then I felt her fingers working their way into my cunt from underneath the bubbles. As my head tilted back in ecstasy, he kissed me, grabbing my boobs and massaging them. I felt like a goddess being worshiped. She kept finger fucking me as he lifted a tit up to his mouth and began sucking on it. I wasn’t sure if it was the hot tub or my arousal but I was about to overheat.
They suggested we move this to one of the bedrooms. When we got there, they laid me down on this big sectional bed and began massaging every inch of me. She went down to eat my pussy while he continued to worship by breasts. They both just kept telling me how gorgeous I was. I was not accustomed to not doing any of the work. I like to give as much as I like to receive pleasure. I let them bring me to a few orgasms before I insisted that I return the favor! I started by eating her out. I have not eaten a ton of pussy in my life, but when I have, I have loved it. This was no different. She tasted sweet like honeydew melon. As I was licking her swollen pulsating clit, he pushed his cock in my pussy fro behind. I felt it sink in to my thick wet snatch and I let out a long loud moan. He had a nice size cock and it felt awesome going in my cunt.
He fucked me for about 15 minutes before shooting his load deep in my pussy and she came all over my face. As he kissed me to taste her nectar on my face, she went behind me and licked her boyfriend’s cum out of my hot cunt. She ate my creampie. It was so amazingly hot. We spent the entire night fucking. I even watched them fuck. Among the hottest sexual encounters I have ever had. They blew my mind. It felt good to have my thick curvy body worshiped. Sadly the morning came, and it was time to head back to reality. But they did say they would have me over again soon. I can’t wait. Threesomes are my new thing! Maybe I can play with you and your partner?
Scat and Fries
There’s nothing worse than having a boss that feels that they are better than or above you. In my boyish days I used to work at McDonalds flipping burgers and worked under the WORST manager imaginable. It got to the point where I quit the job and never looked back. Now, I’m in a totally different situation and feel as though I should give my last employer a visit. I parked across the street from his house and waited for him to finally kiss his wife goodbye. Apparently the bitch brings home the bacon because he didn’t leave the house all day! I got tired of waiting so I banged on the door and as soon as he opened the door a tased him in the neck. While he was on the floor pissing his self and screaming like a little bitch I dragged his ass upstairs. This fat bastard was going to find out what it felt like to be “below” somebody. He was kicking and screaming as if fighting back was going to help. I hit him again with the taser and zapped him right into submission. I told him to get on the bed and to not say another fucking word. With all my strength I tied his wrist and ankles to each end of the bed. With my 6 inch pumps I reigned over him and he knew I wasn’t meant to be fucked with! I’m surprised he didn’t remember me but either way he was gonna remember this day! I unbuckled my skirt and let my dick swing in front of him. His eyes got wide for he knew exactly what I planned on doing with it. For the next 8 hours until his wife pulled into the drive way I was stuffing him with my big black cock and making him my bitch. I spread his mouth wide open and made him scream out, “Ding fries are done Mistress” for my own entertainment. When I was done with this pathetic fry flipper, I pissed all over him and the bed he fucks his wife in. The sheets were stained with his ass blood and my pungent yellow piss. I made him swallow it, and open his eyes so that he could really feel the burn. I walked out of the house as soon as his wife was trying to walk in. I left without saying any words and let that cunt assume whatever she wants. As long as she knows that from here on out that I’m the boss!
Roleplay Phone Sex with Brooklyn
If you have a nice cock, I’m pretty much game for anything. One of the bulls in my pen loves role plays. I have been a naughty school girl; a nasty nurse; a biker babe; a nympho secretary; an inspiring starlet….. You name it; I have played it for his 11 inch cock. Today’s request was more simple, and I thought sort of boring. He just wanted me to wear glasses. He insisted glasses were hot and would make me look smart. I was insulted at first because he was implying I was dumb. I am certainly not dumb; I know big cock is better and there are all kinds of stupid bitches out there who think size doesn’t matter. But, I am weak for the big cocks so I went to the drug store and bought a pair of cheaters.
I went home and even dressed put on a sexy little business suit to fit the “smart look.” I waited for him to come over. Like clockwork, he showed up at 11:00 AM. When I answered the door, he was in nerdy glasses, khaki pants, a polo and carrying some big case. Apparently, my computer caught a nasty virus and needed a good scrubbing. I explained that I am a college professor and I need my computer clean and running efficiently. He asked me if I ever looked at pornography and I assured him an educated woman like me would never look at such filth. He informs me that most computer viruses come from pornography viewing.
He opens my computer and begins to look around, and imagine my embarrassment when he not only finds the naked pictures of me, but a history of all the naughty sites I have visited. I act embarrassed that I have been caught, but then see the bulge in his pants. “I guess you like my naked pics?” I say. He replies, why yes ma’am, you are not only gorgeous but smart.” I then unzipped his pants and out pops a monster cock that rivals any porn star cock I’ve seen. I tell him he missed his calling; instead of making sure computers run smoothly he should be making sure pussies run smoothly. I then become a goddess on my knees, and work his huge shaft in my mouth; my eyes bulging and watering from the girth of that thing! After 20 minutes of polishing that knob and nearly gagging, he pushes my legs apart, pulls back my panties and sticks his tongue in my cunt. My juices are drowning him I am so wet. Then he kisses me, and I can taste my own yummy nectar on his lips. Before long, I am riding up and down that shaft; huge balls bruising my ass. Right there on the couch, we fucked for hours, both cumming multiple times.
I do love role play sex and even roleplay phone sex. Who says guys don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses! Who can I be for you?
Painful Lover
There once was a man named mike
That always wanted to put up a fight
When his cock got hard
And started to thumb just at the mere sight
The mere sight of a man named Tom
Who’s ass hole was too bomb
He sucked cock all night
Made mike feel just right
And brought him right out the closet!
Now mike goes by Mika
Instead of boots she wears stillettos
And got tits that jiggle like jellos!
She makes you worship her goodbar
And shake in fear in the car
On your way home
To the bitch you call “Dear”
But you can’t say that to mika
Anything other than mistress, madame, or master
Or else you won’t like what happens after!
She’ll bend that ass over
You’ll wish you had a four leaf clover
Hoping you’ll get some luck
And no longer be a cuck
Or gain mercy from this painful lover.
But, Mistress love’s you like no other
Nobody will make you beg like this
Or make you moan and hiss
From the pain and pleasure
From this 9inches to measure
So go ahead and grab some knee pads
And even a bottle of lube
Cus’ Mistress Mika forgot to add
She’s going to made you hurt real real bad!
You submit to me and no other
Unless you want to lose your painful lover!
Sex Toy Phone Sex with Vinny: Garden Gnome Gangbang
I’m at the beach all week, which I love because I can show off my hot body. Most coeds don’t even have a rock hard body like mine. Getting cock with tits and a body like mine is not hard. Well, so I thought. Today has not been my day to score dick. I don’t handle rejection well so I decided it would be a day about me. Sunning my hot body and reading. I had my Kindle with me so I searched for books under the erotica section. If I couldn’t get laid, well, I could read about it. In the suggested reading list, something caught my eye, “Garden Gnome Gang Bang.” The tagline read: “When Vinny decides to add a little whimsical flavor to her backyard with a trio of garden gnomes, she never suspects what’s in store. When the sun goes down, Vinny discovers her new lawn ornaments are ready to get busy, and they know how to use those pointy red hats to please a woman!” Well, that literally screamed my name. Now, mind you, I suffer from a rare disorder called gnomaphobia. Yes, you guessed correctly, it is the irrational fear of garden gnomes. I think they are creepy little soul stealing mother fuckers. But this book being suggested, sounded like a sign that I needed to put on my big girl panties and get over this silly fear. So I downloaded the book.
I’m there on the beach, reading garden gnome porn, thinking to myself, perhaps I have been looking at them all wrong. Perhaps they are not instruments of evil, but instruments of pleasure. I sat there and read the entire book in a couple hours. I was actually horny as fuck afterwards too. My pussy was dripping wet from gnome erotica. Sooo embarrassing to admit. I went back to my motel room and masturbated; but I could not get the image of fucking those gnomes with those pointy hats outta my head. So, I put a cover up on, marched down to Walgreens, and bought a trio of garden gnomes and a box of condoms. The lady behind the counter gave me a weird look. Like what the hell is a middle aged woman in beach wear doing buying 3 gnomes and condoms. I felt like a pervert, but I wanted to try this out, but thought somehow condoms over those pointy hats might be more sanitary? Not sure what I was worried about, when I was younger, I crammed all sorts of things in my cunt. I’d fuck anything I was so horny. Guess nothing has changed as I was about to turn a garden gnome into a sex toy.
I’m back in my motel bed, naked on the bed. Decide to ease myself into this. I start to rub my clit while they watch. I get lost for a moment, start cumming hard, then I just grab one of them and start slowly working that pointy hat into my pussy. I have had many massive black cocks, certainly I could take a garden gnome. I had it inserted pretty good and was sliding up and down it and it felt good. I guess I got so lost in my head fucking that garden gnome I failed to hear housekeeping come in. I look up an a maid is looking at me in horror. Shear horror. Like I was some circus freak or something. I tried to get up real fast, fell off the bed, landed in the crotch of another gnome. She ran out and I chased her, naked, down the long stretch of the motel yelling “I’m not a freak, I’m just horny.” Well, I guess some folks heard me, came out to see what was going on. Decided to slink back to my room in shame.
Just a few minutes later, there was a knock on my door, there was a black god in his swim trunks. He looked at me and said I hear you are horny. He asked if big black cock did it for me and said he could wear a red pointy hat if it helped? I guess the maid shared my secret. We had a good laugh and of course I invited him to fuck me. That gnome wasn’t bad, but a red pointy hat ain’t got nothing on a huge black cock. Finally, I got my cock. Sometimes you just have to fuck a few gnomes along the way first.
























