My husband and I went to the pumpkin patch last night. I thought it was the perfect opportunity for some small cock phone sex humiliation fun. I love to share the way I treat my loser hubby with callers. The callers worthy enough to fuck me get a good laugh, and the other tiny dick losers learn yet another way a hot goddess can shame them. These pretty coeds were looking for the right pumpkin for their sorority house. I over head them talking that size didn’t matter. They just wanted a pretty perfect pumpkin. I turned around and told them, “size ALWAYS matters girls.” I yanked my husband over for a tutorial in what I meant. I explained that on the surface he looked like a perfect pumpkin. Good looking. Fit. Big wallet, educated, good to others… Then I yanked his pants down to reveal a 2 inch limp dick. The girls all pointed and laughed at him. “See ladies, size matters. Get yourself a nice big pumpkin,” I giggled. I let them know that as hot girls they deserved only the biggest and best pumpkins they could find. My husband was so embarrassed. Apparently he did not appreciate my use of a pumpkin anology to make a statement about small dicks. To a size queen bitch like me, everything is a teaching opportunity. Not only do I like shaming little dicks; I like educating women on the importance of size too. You see, not only will I not fuck you loser, but I am going to make sure no one else does either. Tiny dick losers don’t deserve pleasure.
Tag: Exhibitionist Phone Sex
Naughty Neighbor Phone Sex Fun
Naughty neighbor phone sex stories are fun to share. I had a caller this morning who has been banging his married MILF neighbor for months. I had a similar experience to share. My neighbor is a hot cougar with a college age boy who sometimes visits on weekends and holidays. The other day I was trying to climb on to the roof to clean out the leaves that were backing up the gutters. I just had on a little skirt, no panties of course, but then I wasn’t expecting anyone to be close enough to the ladder to see me. I heard “nice smooth pussy,” and it startled me. I stumbled on the ladder. I was on the ladder sitting, he was standing below with his face level with my pussy. He buried himself in my snatch. It was daylight. Early morning, but still plenty of people walking and jogging by. There I was getting my pussy eaten on a ladder by the neighbor’s college son. Someone taught him well too. He made me squirt pretty quickly. It felt amazing. I am a subby bitch, and most guys don’t care if I cum or not. But this stud next door was all about me . He stood up on the ladder with his face covered in my juice, pulled out his big cock and fucked me there on the ladder. People walked by. If they had just looked up they would have gotten a hot show. It was dangerous, teetering on a ladder like that, but he said he wouldn’t let me fall. His strong arms wrapped around me tight as he fucked me. He came inside my cock cavern as he gave me a deep passionate kiss. He came back later that night and fucked me properly, in every position. Been back every night since. But sshhhh. This has to be our secret. My masters would not like me getting such sexual pleasure.
Tranny Phone Sex Slut Goes Both Ways
I’m a tranny phone sex slut because chicks with dicks just don’t fit well in the 9-5 world. Clearly, I am not built to be a school teacher or an astronaut. I’m too fucking hot to dress in business attire. I have tried the secretary thing, but it never works out because I don’t know how to answer a phone non sexy like. I’m also too fond of dick; stupid sexual harassment rules get me in trouble in the corporate world. If I see a man I want to fuck, I fuck him. I could give a rat’s ass about the surroundings. I need the kind of job where I can masturbate all day long and not get arrested!
Today was one of those days I couldn’t keep my dick in my panties. I was at a high end department store trying on sexy dresses. I’m part female, so I appreciate a sexy bitch too. The woman helping me at Nordstrom’s was wicked hot. Tall fucking goddess. Looked like she just got off the runway. She was clueless about my panty surprise until she was adjusting the hem line of a sexy dress I had on. She stepped back a little startled, but then started asking questions. I like questions. That means they are intrigued about my special nature. I answered every one of her inquiries, but when she asked how big was “it” and did “it” still work, I decided to show her.
I pulled out my pretty cock in the dressing room chair. It was already rock hard. I gave her a little show. She couldn’t take her eyes off my cock. Admitted it was bigger than her boyfriend’s dick. All chicks seem surprised that I have an above average cock. I think they expect a clit stick. I’m a shemale, not a pansy lol. The harder I stroked, the more hot and bothered she became. I suggested she pull up the other chair and join me. She did. We sat across from one another masturbating. She had a beautiful cunt. Pink, puffy, perfectly smooth.
I started fingering my asshole as I watched her slide a few fingers inside her wet pussy. When I shot my load, it landed all over her cunt. I was raised right. I clean up my messes. I crawled over to her and showed her how good a tranny can eat pussy. Tasting her wet bald beaver got me hard again, so she rode the fuck out of my cock on the dressing room floor. Afterwards, I bought everything I tried on, slipped her my number and sent her a Facebook friend request. Hoping next time I can hook up with her and her boyfriend.
All Lick-Her-ed Up
My girls and I went on a little road trip and saw a sign for free tastings at a winery.
We love free alcohol so we got there as fast as we could!
There was this really hot guy behind the bar and I decided that I wanted a little taste of him!
So I grabbed a few bottles and told him to meet me out back in the fields!
I waited a long time and was beginning to think he wasn’t interested. I had already finished one whole bottle and was definitely a little drunk by the time he came out!
I started doing a little striptease right thee in the field. I slowly unbuttoned my shirt and lit my perfect tits pop out! I let the wine drizzle over my nipples and invited him to lick it off.
Then as I slide my thongs down to my ankles, I poured a little more over my tight sexy ass and my pussy began to twitch as he licked up every last drop!
He said that the little sample taste was fine but he needs more!
I told him that I didn’t bring any glasses.
That is when he laid me down on the grass and stuffed that bottle deep inside my pussy!
He pushed it in deeper and deeper, fucking my cunt with that long hard bottle!
Just as I was about to explode,he pulled it out and wine came flowing out of my creamy honey pot! He lapped it up just as fast as it flowed…each drop mixed with the sweet taste of my own flowing juice!
I have never been a wine connoisseur but I can’t wait to go back and see if we can find a few more places to stick that long thick bottle!
Hypnotic Sissy Phone Sex Revenge
I recently found out that you, my good for nothing boyfriend have been cheating on my with your secretary. One of my friends spotted you having lunch with her and sticking your tongue down her throat. Instead of confronting you though I decided instead to get revenge. I invited you over for dinner like nothing was wrong and I slipped a tranquilizer into your food. Once you started to feel a little light headed I had you lay down on the sofa where it was very easy to get you to slip into a state of hypnosis. I spoke directly to your subconscious and convinced you that you were a cross dressing sissy bitch that lives for taking cock. Not only did I convince you that you were a total cock slut but I also convinced you that you love to drink piss and eat shit too.
Once I brought you back to awareness I dressed you up for a party that you would be the star of. I dressed you in fishnet stockings a black silk thong, a skintight black minidress, red stilettos heels, a black lace push up bra and bright red cock sucking lipstick. Then I drove you to a party where there were thirty men naked and waiting to be serviced. They paid for the pleasure of using you and I enjoyed pocketing all that money at your expense. You willingly got down on your knees and opened up wide while they pissed and shit all over your body and down your throat. Once they had their fun making you into their greedy eager little toilet whore, you put your sissy pussy up in the air and begged for all that cock like a bitch in heat. It was the funniest thing ever. Once you had been thoroughly used and were covered in piss shit and cum I put you back under hypnosis and made sure you knew that you weren’t really a toilet slut cock whore but that it was all a cruel joke and sweet revenge for your cheating ways. The look on your face when you realized what I had done was priceless!
Filming On The Island
Big Daddy did it again. I thought we were just going on a little trip, but Big Daddy does everything in style and with class! As soon as we landed he had me put on my sexiest out fit and took me for a walk in town. It was perfect, all the ladies were staring at him and drooling over the hunk of meat that was on my arm, making me hot and wet, knowing he was going to fuck his million dollar whore when we got back to the hotel. And all the men were staring at me and my big ass bouncing up and down as we walked in the sun. I saw the way he smiled every time they stared at me. In fact one had the nerve to cat call me and instead of Big Daddy getting upset he grabbed a handful of ass and squeezed! It made me cum right there on the spot. The next thing I knew Big Daddy had me on the beach where there was a camera crew. Without saying a word he began telling them what to do. He had them pan in on my ass and the property tat I got for him before he pulled out that cock of his and shoved me to my knees. I couldn’t believe it, we were filming a porn right there on a public beach with people everywhere. the crowd began to gather and I was beyond turned on. I begged Big Daddy to fuck me and show everyone whose whore I was. As always Big Daddy gave me just what I wanted because Big Daddy never disappoints!
Mall Rape Phone Sex Fantasies: Taboo Adult Phone Sex Fun
Do you have mall rape phone sex fantasies? You are not alone. I love taboo adult phone sex calls. I was shopping at my local mall the other day. One of my sugar daddies gave me his AMEX card and told me to go wild. I was going in and out of high end stores like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, but my gold card was not denied. I noticed a group of guys watching me. I figured they were just observing my hot body. Many guys stare at me. I am accustomed to it. As I left the Guess store, they tailed me more closely. They were young, but professional looking. Suit and tie kind of guys. What you would expect at a high end mall.
As I walked past the bathroom by the food court, they circled me like vultures. Evil in their eyes. Pushed me into the bathroom. Immediately restrained me with duct tape. One guy forced my face in the toilet while the others ripped my clothes off. One by one they sodomized my ass as I drank up dirty toilet water like a dog. I started to wretch from the piss water I was consuming. I was pulled back looking like a drowned rat so cocks could be shoved in my mouth. Cocks that had been in my dirty ass. I tried to scream, but they just shoved more dicks in my mouth to shut me up. Pissed down my throat
One of the guys started telling me that I was no better than a street walker. Tried to say I snubbed them earlier while shopping. “You need put in your place whore,” one yelled at me right before he covered my raccoon face with cum. They used me as a toilet. Pissed on me , spit on me, came all over me. When I tried to clean myself up, they stopped me. Pushed me out into the mall food court covered in jizz and piss. I was so embarrassed. I know I am a submissive slut, but this was public humiliation tenfold. One of the guys pushed me down on the grown and announced to the men I was a dirty cum whore needing a fix. Men dropped what they were doing to use me. I was the mall whore for the night. A crowd of men gathered around me as I was blowing guys and circle jerked on my face.
I think I serviced every man over 18 in that mall, and a few who weren’t. By the time I got home, I weighed an extra 20 lbs in sperm. I bathed in tomato juice like I had been sprayed by a skunk to get rid of the urine smell. I still smell like piss. But, I guess that’s what a gutter slut should smell like. Who knew the mall was such a dangerous place for fuck pigs.
Shannon is Victoria’s Naughtiest Secret….
It was my first day on the job as a temp. I figured that working the make-up counter wouldn’t be a bad job and the employee discount was cool, too. It was pretty slow and I was bored. A guy showed up with a few questions and I decided to fuck around and flirt with him.
He was pretty cute and I could tell that I was turning him on. Then he changed, like right before my fucking eyes. “Bitch, you gonna take care of me or I’m telling your supervisor that you’re a prostitute and trying to solicit me.” I was scared. I didn’t want to lose this job.
I led her over to the aisle with all the lotions and potions and perfume samples. “Please, sir. I’m new. I need this job.” He sneered. “Well, get on your knees and prove it.” I dropped to my knees as he opened his fly. He shoved his big cock halfway down my throat on the first thrust. “Shhhh.” I told him. “We’re attracting attention.”
He didn’t care as he was already filling my throat up with a massive cum burst. I swallowed and looked around to see a crowd of men, all unzipping and stroking their cocks. I knew what I had to do. I sucked and slurped, putting on quite the show as I exposed my big titties and beckoned other customers. Mmmmm, so much cum and so many penises. I was grabbed, groped, face fucked and choked.
I got called into the office that afternoon by my male boss. “Shannon, I’ve heard stories about you today.” I gulped, tasting the cum still in my throat, and expecting the worst. “Seems that you provided some excellent customer service and your sales were higher than anyone else’s in the department. I’d like to hire you full-time.” I smiled as he pulled out a massive cock. I gave him the best head job ever, even reaming out his asshole with my tongue, and sticking my finger up his ass to massage his prostate while he almost screamed with joy.
My new boss is one horny dude. I get fucked at least 3 times a day plus he grabs my tits every chance he gets. He had videotaped my “customer service” and had recommended me to his higher ups for a management position. I suppose I’ll have to suck off those old fuckers, too. bring ’em on, baby. I will rock their world.
Life is good at the Mall. All the cum I can handle and free make-up, too. Makes a girl’s pussy WET!!!
Exhibitionist Phone Sex at the Country Club
Summer’s almost over, so there’s only a bit more time to have exhibitionist phone sex at the pool! I went over to the local country club earlier today to corrupt some of the preppy college boys there before they head back to school next week. And, oh, I certainly found a few! Found their dad, too!
I met up with a group of gentlemen after what was clearly a rousing game of golf (“Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden” the name supposedly means – good thing I’m no lady!), and they met in the pool to cool off after a swelteringly hot day. Well went for a dip, and I, I admit, managed to lose my bathing suit in the process. I don’t think any of them minded, for most of them managed to do the same.
I found myself with a couple of cocks buried inside me – in my pussy, in my backdoor, in a hand or two. I even got to gobble one very fiercely large cock – it was quite delicious, although I can’t say I much like the flavor of chlorine-covered cock. Still, the load that he shot down my throat was quite thick and quite yummy.
We played for hours, me and the foursome of dads and their boys. Unfortunately, all fun must come to an end, and it ended with quite a bang – a final gangbang, that is. Ah, I’ll be sad when the local boys all go off to college.
… of course, I live in a college town, so I won’t be lonely for long!