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Bukkake Queen

Oh my gosh what a fucking party my mom gave last night for my Uncle! The whole family showed up and of course my crazy Uncle, the birthday boy, was the life of the party! I have always been his favorite niece so he gave me the honor of being Bukkake Queen for the night! He laid me on the table, where I had to stay all night, butt naked. Anytime any one was about to cum they had to come over and squirt all over me. At the end of the night the birthday boy gets to lick it all off of me. I like being the Bukkake Queen at our parties. Not only do I get covered in cum and then get it all licked off me, but because I have to lay there all night, I get pampered and served what ever I want. All I have to do is ask and drinks are served to me, food is fed to me and my every wish is catered to by my “peasants of my humble kingdom” When you are a Queen for the night that is the way it should be. Don’t you think? How else is royalty supposed to be treated?

He’s A Magic Man

He is always at the club. I have been watching him for months. A gorgeous hunk of a man, perfect in every way, except one. He is always there with his wife. He obviously adores her. He doesn’t notice anyone else in the club but her. I have tried every trick in the book to get his attention. I don’t even know his name but I want him so bad that just the sight of him makes me cum. It is late and they still haven’t showed up. As I sip my drink, day dreaming about the man of my dreams, the man I can’t have, the one that I can’t seem to get, a stranger walks up to me and offers to buy me a drink. He isn’t half bad looking. Maybe he can satisfy this throbbing in my pussy. By the end of the night it is a done deal that I will take this stranger home. By the time I get him to my house I am so fucking hot. We sit on my couch and start making out. As soon as my lips are covered in his saliva they begin to tingle and swell. I apologize and wonder if I am having an allergic reaction. He smiles and tells me he has always had this “power”. It seems when his body fluid comes into contact with another person, it has the ability to change that person into what ever his heart desires and that once that person has ingested some of his fluids they have the same ability while his fluids are in their system. The first thing I think of is my dream man from the club and instantly I know what I will do. Removing his pants I begin to suck his cock swallowing his pre-cum. As my spit covers his cock it begins to change. This is going to be perfect! He begins to suck my tits making them plump and fill with milk turning them into what he wants, he rubs his cock on my pussy depositing pre-cum and that changes my lips, turning them into thick plump lips with a swollen clit. He licks every inch of me, transforming me into his perfect woman. In turn I cover him with my pussy juice and I lick his entire body. I watch as he becomes my dream man. We fuck deep into the night enjoying the perfect mate that we have created. Suddenly I hear the sound of the alarm and I am startled into reality. Laying in a cum soaked sheets my pussy is still pumping out streams of cum. What a fucking dream! If only I could find my magic man!

For A Good Time Call….

My phone has been ringing off the hook with obscene phone calls. What these fuckers don’t know is that shit turns me on and while they are breathing heavy and talking dirty I am sitting here fucking my cunt with anything and everything I can get my hands on. I couldn’t figure out why the sudden influx of phone calls unless a couple of my friends had gotten themselves one of those things that disguises your voice and they were calling to mess with me. I figured that sooner or later it would stop or they would fess up. When the girls and I went to our regular club last night for ladies night. One of my girls got lucky and got a trip in the men’s room for a quick dick suck and fuck and there it was on the bathroom stall. She said it was plain as day “FOR A GOOD TIME CALL THE TOWNS BIGGEST CUM GUZZLING SLUT DIXIE!” followed by my digits. She wanted to go back in there and mark it out and at first I was in full agreement. But them I thought about it and decided I would leave it up. I had more fun this week with the calls that were coming in that I really didn’t want it to stop. And what the hell it is true I am a cum guzzling slut and I love it!

Cum Slut

I can be such a slut sometimes. I love it too. So many cocks, so little time ;). Of all the reasons I love being a slut the top one is cum. I am a dirty cum slut. I love cum. I love how it feels on my skin and how it tastes in my mouth. I love how it feels inside me too. I had not had any cum in a little while and was craving the feel of it on my skin. I decided to hang out by the local college and wait to get invited to a party. Guys always stop and talk to me because of these big titties that I have. Everyone loves them. Sure enough my plan worked and I was invited to a frat party. I was such a slut while I was there. I didn’t care. I came for cum and cum I was going to get. I found a couple of guys and took my shirt off to show them my titties. It didn’t take long and I had what I came for. Cum! 

Flaming Hot

Who doesn’t love a back yard BBQ? In our family a BBQ is not like your average BBQ. Since we believe that a family that plays together, stays together, we keep more then the food hot and spicy. This year my cousin brought a corn hole game to add to the horse shoes, football and volley ball that we normally play. Since we all end up naked before the food is even done, volley ball and football are generally our favorite games. No one ever wins because we are to busy either looking at or making fun of bouncing tits, dicks and balls. But of course that doesn’t matter either because we are all drunker then skunks any way and fucking is all that is on our minds. So when we saw the corn hole game we all laughed and made fun of the fact that nothing jiggles, wiggles or bounces while playing corn hole, at least with horse shoes when we get drunk we always end up clocking someone in the shin with a horse shoe and that shit is funny as hell. But my cousin had his own way of playing corn hole. He place the boards in a way that when we bent over our pussies and asses are right square in the middle of the hole in the board. Instead of trying to throw a bean bag into the hole, he blindfolded us and had us try to stick dicks and tongues in the hole and find our marks. I got a hot dog off the grill before I got blind folded and used it to stick in the hole. Which snowballed into everyone using a food product. We had chicken legs and ribs, corn on the cob and carrots off the vegetable tray….you name it we were using it. By the time we were done there wasn’t a piece of food we hadn’t stuck in some ones hole before eating it.

Hammin And Jammin

I went to visit a friend of mine that lives in a small country town last year. When she said it was a small town I had no fucking idea how small it really was. The first night I was there we drove an hour to a big city and went clubbing. We had a fucking blast and it seemed like she lived a nice normal life, boy was I in for a big surprise. The next day, a bright sunny Saturday we got up and got dressed and she said we were going to an outdoor concert. I was psyched, it sounded like fun! I grabbed some weed out of my suit case and enough money for drinks and we rolled out. When we drove up and I saw the big banner I looked at her like she had lost her fucking mind. We were at a cow pasture and the sign said “HAM AND YAM FESTIVAL”. Really? What the fuck is this country, back woods, back water bull shit? All I could think of was getting fucking cow shit on my shoes and having to deal with a bunch of Mr Green Jeans mother fuckers in overalls with straw hanging out of their mouths. We got to the gate and she paid for our tickets. To my surprise there were a bunch of sexy ass cowboys in tight jeans, boots and cowboy hats and my pussy started to pay attention. We sat a little way from the stage and the first band came out. It wasn’t bad, a great local country rock band. I noticed people were getting high and the beer was flowing. A couple of joints and a few beers and I started loosening up and enjoying myself. I met a real cool dude with a fabulous ass. We ended up in the back of his “pick ’em up truck” and he fucked my socks off. All in all what I thought was going to be a bust was a lot of fun, and when I got home my city friends got a real kick out of my stories about the “HAM AND YAM FESTIVAL”

The Mall Parking Lot

I have to tell you all about what happened to me at the mall this past weekend. I went to the mall for a wonderful day of shopping spree therapy when I started to notice a man was following me around to random stores. I didn’t think anything of it at first so I just kept on visiting other stores. By the time the sun was starting to go down and I lost track of seeing that perverted guy that was following me from earlier, I began to walk towards my car in the mall parking lot. By the time I was within a few feet of my car, I was suddenly slammed down on the hood of my car bent over with my face down. I was terrified and didn’t know what was going on. Moments later I felt my dress was being pulled up and my panties were forced off to the side as I felt a hard cock thrusting deep into my pussy. The man was pounding me so hard that I couldn’t help but to moan like a cheap whore. Despite being scared,  I wanted to know who was ravaging my pussy so I glanced over and there was the pervert that followed me all through out the mall fucking me deep and hard. Once he was done he took off my panties and left me there on the hood of my car. However, I must say that being taken over in the mall parking lot was the highlight of my weekend. I needed something to make my weekend exciting. 

Seven Sexy Sins of Lust

I’m a sinner. God, I’m a sinner. All day long, my quivering thighs sing siren songs of achy yearning for fulfillment. Dick is the only cure for my intense desire to screw every man I meet. I’m a horrible lusty little thing, and I can’t deny my cravings for cock. I’ve fucked mailmen, train conductors, playwrights, acrobats . . . you name it. Everyone is a potential lover, and my orgasmic pleasure is all that matters. I’m an expert manipulator when it comes to convincing men to come to bed with me . . . anyone is welcome to me for the chance to spread their seed. Phallic persuasion is my ultimate talent, I’ve learned to suck, fuck, and strut my way to the ultimate in bliss: screwing heaven. And since I’ve been there, nothing fills me more–mentally, physically, or spiritually–than a huge heavy cock up my pussy, and a huge load of spud up my vag. If you’ve got a problem with my sinful ways, you’re welcome to tell me about it over a nice cup of tea, that may or may not be tainted with a touch of my needy, wild, lust.

Cum Junkie

I’m a nasty ho that has fucked ALL the family dongs. If it has a dick I have sucked it, fucked it, and then begged for more of it! I fucked every man my momma ever brought home, hell I even had some intimate time with  the family pooch! Rover’s pointy hard cock had my cunt dripping wet. I have never cared what it was, if it had a dick I would suck and Fuck it! I can’t go without dick for longer than an hour. I crave that shit, I need a hard dick ready for me at ALL times! I’m the kind of trashy slut that goes out to party with you and your friends and will let you all take turns fucking all my slutty holes. And YES you can squirt that load of jizz anywhere you want. I love sucking cum out of pussy. I love licking juice covered dicks clean.
Anyone say ass to mouth? I would LOVE to suck all my ass juice off that big fat cock of yours.
Water sports? I do that too. You can wake me up in the morning by slapping my face with your morning wood and I will open my mouth up wide to swallow all of your hot piss.
I really have NO limits at ALL! I want to be your nasty cum guzzling, piss drinking, shit eating, furry friend fucking gutter slut! This nasty whore will take that dick anyway I can get it.

If I were a boy …

If I were a boy … I would get up for my day. Act how I wanted and would not think twice about it. I would chase after hos and who knows where that may go. Driving around town and looking at those sissy sluts. Thinking I am going to get me some so I pick one up on the corner and take for an all nighter … just because I know I can. To the hotel we go, and she already knows that  I am going to be balls deep. Because if I were a boy, she wouldn’t question me. Oh, no! Since she knows how I want it and gets on her sissy knees and sucks! There is no need for words because when I want it, I just take it without any care in the world. Because if I were a boy, all I would do is bend her over and then fuck her until I drop my load. Then when I would be done with her, she would be just a nasty cum dumpster!

Dedicated to my slutty fuck whore, Claudia!