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Turkey, Creampies and Booty for Thanksgiving

Things got a little wild in my kitchen last Thanksgiving. I am hardly a domesticated goddess. My husband did not marry me for my cooking skills. But, I did try to do a big traditional turkey dinner with the help of my stepsons. Well we were drinking as we attempted to cook, and my one step son said my ass reminded him of a turkey: big, plump and juicy. This lead to actually measuring my ass. I got a rump shaker that revivals Jo Lo’s booty. Forty two inches of fine ass.

My husband was getting turned on as he is obsessed with my big beautiful booty. I married my husband when I was really young, and now that I am in my 30s, he is in his 60s and well, he has major dick issues. I was feeling a bit mean that day. I bent over, told him to lick my ass and smell it. While his face was buried in my ass, I was sucking his sons’ cocks. Had them both in my mouth at the same time. They never have a problem getting hard or staying hard. And they can shoot bucket loads of cum.

Every woman in her 30s should be so lucky to have 2 able bodied step sons in the house. They don’t think much of their dear old daddy, so any way they can participate in his humiliation, they are game.  One of the boys started taunting him; telling him he was worthless because he had a hot wife he could not satisfy. The other one chimed in and said maybe he would have better luck with the turkey. My husband was drunk too. He started fucking that turkey. Slid his dick right into it and started thrusting like a horny teenager getting laid for the first time. It was pathetic. The closest thing to pussy he has had in a very long time.

Well, I had two able bodied boys right there. I got on the kitchen island and took one of them in my ass and the other in my cunt while I yelled humiliating things to my husband. I mean really? He was stuffing a turkey while I was getting double stuffed by two young cocks. They were clearly the men in the house. After they both came inside me, we made my husband clean up the creampies they left me. I mean pie is standard with Thanksgiving Dinner!

I can’t wait for this year’s Thanksgiving festivities. It’s rare that that the whole family gets together under one roof. Gonna plot more humiliating activities for my husband.

It’s PokeHer Night

Playing poker is a game for real men. The old saying “liquor in the front and poker in the rear” is one of my favorites.
I like to get started by flipping a coin. Heads I get tail and tails you get head.
Of course when your a royal flush like I am, anything is possible and every thing in the game is sexual and hot.
No matter how we play, The house always wins.
So ante up boys. See if you can call my bluff or make me lay down.
I play like a maniac or we can play tight and put something other then cards on the felt.
That is when you will deal me a nut flush with the river being your cum all over my tits.
Shall I deal you in so you can steal the pot? Or will you check then fold and let me show you how to raise, my way? No matter what, you will always be my ace in the hole!

Sissy Phone Sex with Brooklyn: Do You Know Your Place?

I am a beautiful size queen. I know my worth. Sadly, many guys do not. However, a few do know their rightful place with me and other women like me. Like Goddess Levi’s sissy fairy fag. Some of you tiny dick losers who keep trying to convince me you got what I need, could learn a few things from her special Pet. See, if you have a small weenie, clit stick, pin dick…. you only have one purpose in MY life. That is entertainment. That’s right, small dick sissy fairy fags get to entertain and amuse me. They never get to fuck me.

There are many ways to entertain and amuse a Goddess like me or Levi, as sissy fairy fag has learned. One, you can dress up like the sissy you are and prance, preen and twirl for us.  Put on a pink frilly outfit, white patent leather shoes, matching bloomers and give us a show. We will invite our friends over, snicker and giggle and most importantly, snap lots of pictures to share with the world. You can serve us food and drinks and take care of our every whim because we are so much better than you. So many things you can do for us. Wipe our asses; rub our feet;  paint our toes; clean our houses; pick up the dog poo in the yard; clean the cat litter….. You should just feel honored to have any place in our lives worthless pig.

Second, you can be our personal slave, and by extension, the slave of the real men lucky enough to fuck us. This might mean sucking cock, taking one in your back door pussy, or cleaning out the cum in our lovely holes. Likely all of the above. Let’s be honest. We both know it would be a privilege for you, just like it is for Goddess Levi’s sissy fairy fag, to taste the cum of a real man. Added bonus that you get to be that close to a hot body. It is the only way you can see this fine ass naked. I sure as hell would never let a pathetic loser see me naked. I have standards.

Third, you can spoil us. I mean if you can’t spoil us with your dick, you can at least spoil us with your wallet. Women like Goddess Levi and myself, love spa days, beach trips, designer shoes and handbags, fine jewelry… We should never have to pay for the luxuries in our lives. That’s why we have sissy fag fairies like you. You get the picture. Pampering a Goddess is all the reward you need.

There are many other ways you can be entertainment fodder for Goddesses. Small dick losers, sissy fairy fags, pathetic little babies, twirling mother fuckers…..all make us laugh. And since you can NEVER make us cum, you might as well make us and our friends laugh.

The Good Old Days

Some of my fondest memories are of sitting around our old black and white TV and watching shows as a family. You wouldn’t think that that was kinky in any way but I have always been a naughty girl and I could make everything we did into a special kind of kinky just for me. My pussy is getting wet just thinking about sharing this with you so I hope you like it as much as I did when I was younger and still do now. Sit back while I caress this hot, wet pussy and tell you all about it. My two favorite shows were I Dream of Jeanie and Bewitched. I would go in my room at night and close the door. Reaching my hand into my panties and stroking my kitty cat I would imagine all that I could do with the the powers that these two beautiful blonde babes had. Jeanie’s skimpy little two piece outfit made me want to lick her from head to toe every time the show came on. But I would fantasize how I could turn any man into the man of my dreams. Blinking my eyes or twitching my nose and making him the perfect pussy eating machine. Or giving him a huge dick on his chin so he could fuck my hole while sucking my clit. Making him know just how to suck these huge tits of mine, just when to lick, when to suck, when to nibble and just how hard or soft to make me cum without his cock inside me. The fantasies I created in my room would make me cum so hard it was hard not to cry out with my parents in the next room. To this day I wish I had the power that Jeanie and Samantha had to make men my very own dream lovers. Sensual domination and he would never even know what was happening to him! What a fantasy!

Young Teen Plays in Adult Toyland

I finally got my belated birthday gift that I had ordered in the mail today, my cordless vibrator wand. It runs on batteries and on a plug in roster that is rechargeable and I had hours of orgasmic play. It is white and pink The wand has 7 speeds and oh gosh, I am a daring spontaneous hardcore nasty thing so I turned it all the way up to 7 and boy I was in heaven, I came 4 times very quickly. I wished there was a higher speed than 7 maybe like 15 rotations per minute.

I also have a vibrating egg that I play with called the “Silver Bullet”. He brings me so much pleasure when I put this vibrating ball in my tight ass and the other ball in my shaved virgin like pussy. I start to bead up with sweat under my perky boobs and I have goose bumps and chills as I breathe deeper and deeper as I reach climax. The large, black and white long thick terrorizing dildo that I love to put in my pussy and stretch my cunt out at the same time is making me cum in waves. Now all of my holes are filled with three vibrators and I am squirting my fresh cunt juice all over so you can get a taste of some brown sugar. Much more to cum.

Size Queen Brooklyn: Are You My Stud or My Bitch?

I am a Goddess and you know that. That is why you are reading my blogs, looking at my pictures. And the reason your cock is getting hard. But wait, you may not have a cock, at least not by my standards. I require at least 8 inches of thick solid throbbing working meat to be satisfied.  Anything less is a clit stick to me. And if you have a clit stick and try to call me, you better be prepared to wear panties, or diapers and even prissy little dresses, because you are NOT a MAN in my estimation. I do not fuck anyone who is not all MAN.

If you are not packing the meat I require, that I deserve, then there are a few ways we can still play. You can be my cuckold. My little tiny dick loser who has to fluff the real cock, maybe even guide it into my golden cunt that you can never please. You get to help procure real cock for me. It is an honor and a privilege to provide me with a surrogate cock. You see all those well hung studs at the gym. Bring one home for me to play with and if you do a good job, you get to clean up my cream pie. We both know how good a real man’s cum tastes.

Perhaps I will decide you are better suited to be my sissy. Put your little clitty in panties and dress you up as my life sized dolly. From head to toe you will be feminized because let’s be honest here, what is between your legs is so small it would get lost in boxers. I bet you couldn’t even find it in your tidy whiteys. So really, I am doing you a favor by making you my sissy. You should have been born a girl anyway. As a pretty little girl you can amuse me, entertain me. I can give you a special girly name. I can train you to be a little whore and pimp you out to the real men to be used or keep you all to myself.  So much fun I can have with you as my sissy.  Can dress you, spank you, peg you, humiliate you, exploit you, profit off of you, make you serve and worship me.

I can even make you my adult baby. I mean your pecker is so small it’s infantile. So, diapers are appropriate.  I can put you in a baby bonnet, give you a pacifier, change your diaper, nurse you, punish you when you make a poopy, and most importantly humiliate you. If you have such a small pee pee that it belongs in diapers, my laughter will be heard in the next state and my humiliation tactics will know no bounds.

How we play is all up to what is between your legs.  If you are a real man, then you deserve my pussy and we will fuck like wild animals. But if you are no man, then you get to be my cuckold, my sissy, my adult baby, my slave, my doll, my whore, MY BITCH.

Cum Me A River

Yes, you heard me, when you call to talk with me you will cum a streaming, soaked river.   I know that you like to jack off to women’s voices and porno’s all the time.  When was the last time you jacked off and did you squirt a lot of cum when you did.
I would love for you to lay me down and fuck my tight wet muff and squirt a big shot all over my big tits and my face, and get some of that in my mouth too please, because I’m the cum slut.

Cum into a shot glass or a wine glass for me top that bad boy off and watch me drink down every last thick drop over and over again.

Invite all of your friends to bang me and squirt a load in there glasses and watch me take glass after glass just gulping and slurping it all down.

Better yet get a flask, a syringe, and a plastic straw and and enema bag and I will tell you what to do with it Bitch Boy!

The flask is to use to pour you cum down my throat, the syringe is to fill up my pussy and give me a nice cream pie, the plastic straw is for you to suck that cream out of my pussy and the enema bag is for me to fill with your cum mixed with water to give you an enema up your ass to give you back what you deserve mother fucker!

Blowjobs and Black Cock Phone Sex

It was just a normal morning, except for two things: I forgot that I had an exterminator coming over to the house, and I slept late.  I don’t usually forget appointments and I don’t usually sleep late.  So, when I stumbled to the door, I was surprised to see the exterminator…probably as much as he was surprised to see me in my robe, still groggy.

He started doing his work while I brewed some coffee.  I plopped down on the couch, and then, I realized something: my robe was almost completely undone.  And, there the guy stood, gazing at my breasts and the shadow between my legs.  The way that he looked at me, and the thought of fucking such a tall, muscular guy…well, I was beyond turned-on.

I put down my coffee cup and he took that as a signal to approach me.  He towered over me; and, to feel even tinier beside this massive hunk, I got down on my knees.  The bulge in his pants was huge; and, as I put his smooth chocolate dick to my lips, it grew.  I closed my eyes and cradled his balls.  I stopped only to tell him that he couldn’t cum in my mouth…that I wanted a creampie this morning.  Soon, he was pushing my face gently away from his cock; I enjoyed titillating him more with my tongue just to see if he could hold on to his jizz.

As I spread my legs on the couch, I leaned over and offered my holes to him.  He chose my pussy, and I was a little thankful since his cock was so enormous.  He pumped a few strokes and then exploded inside of me.  I could feel his warm cum dripping from my cunt as well as sitting in my sweet cavity.  What a perfect way to wake up!

Special Delivery

I have known him since we were little. He has always been like a brother to me. In fact as we got older he seemed a little sensitive and very romantic. He has always been smoking hot. Coming up, all my friends would sequel and whisper about what it would be like to fuck him. But not once did I ever hear of him being with any one or anyone being with him. Male or female. In a small town where everyone knows your business, that could only mean one of two things either he was a virgin or gay as a two dollar bill. Or so every one said. We were so close, inseparable in fact, that people often asked if he and I were an item. I would just laugh and explain that we were friends and never in a million years would I mess that up by sleeping with him. Time passed, we got out of school. We stayed in touch but he went his way ans I went mine like people do. When he came to town a few days ago he called me and invited me to meet him for dinner and a few drinks. When I got to his hotel he didn’t answer, so I tried the door. Yep, it was unlocked. I walked in and grabbed a soda and an airplane bottle from the mini fridge, making myself at home. I didn’t think twice about it, until he walked out of the bathroom with out a towel. He had certainly gotten much better looking and I had no idea that he was so “gifted”. When he saw me he turned five shades of red as his cock grew despite his attempt to appear calm, cool and collected. Perhaps it was time to change my mind about fucking him.

Anal Phone Sex with Mommy Blair: My Son’s Favorite Hole

Lately, my son has not had time for me. He has had time to pimp me out, however, to his friends and colleagues; even complete strangers. I miss HIS cock though. I love helping him make money, but sometimes I want him all to myself and I don’t want him to share me. I called him up and begged to see him.  As it turns out he was missing me; more specifically my ass. He instructed me to prepare myself for him. I knew what this meant. I took a bubble bath; shaved my pussy and ass crack; and practiced fucking my holes with a huge pink rubber double sided dildo. When he arrives, he likes to just stick his cock in my ass and not worry if it’s clean and loosened up for him. My ass was in perfect condition for him. It looked sun kissed it was so clean and shiny for him.

I was waiting for him on the couch when he arrived. Legs spread, ass half off the couch. He walked over to me, kissed me, and then pulled out his cock. I immediately started to worship my boy’s throbbing cock. He was as happy to see me as I was to see him. After he was rock hard , he sat on the couch, and I hopped on his cock reverse cow girl. My ass loves my son’s cock. Every part of me loves his cock and him. But my son’s cock has always held a special spot in my ass. He pounded my ass for an hour before leaving a huge load of come inside me. He then made me get down on all fours and push his cum out. He enjoys seeing his seed run out of his mommy’s butt hole. He was getting hard again. I started to get up but he ordered me to stay put and I did. The next thing I felt was his fist up my ass. Like I said, my son loves my ass, especially hurting it. He wanted my ass gaping open so he fucked with his fist while jacking his dick all over my ass. All the ass fucking we do he says is to prep me for the anal gang bangs that bring him so much money.

It is amazing how many women don’t give up the ass.  Well, men let me share a secret with you. Sometimes you just have to take the ass and she will learn to love it. Just like me.