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It’s Almost That Time!

incest phone sex dixieMy pussy is wet as hell thinking about it. Only two more months, eight short weeks and it is family reunion time! All my uncles, aunts, cousins, nieces, nephews and all their pets will be in town for the biggest shindig around! There won’t be one kink that won’t be explored. We have little dicks and big dicks, family that are into smoking fetishes and foot fetishes, we have Doms and subbies. There will be spanking and golden showers…it is a veritable smorgasbord of fun.
It’s a fuck fest spectacular and we are all in on it!
I hadn’t really thought about it until I came across this picture of me and my kissing cousin from last years gathering.
Looking at it I can taste her kiss and feel her warm tits and hard nipples up against mine.
I can’t help but reach between my legs and rub my pussy before stuffing my fingers knuckle deep in my dripping wet cunt.
Time for me to go shopping for some extra slutty clothes that will be off longer then they will be on. Now that the family get together is on my mind, I can’t wait to start making plans for kinky fucking incest fun with everyone.

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Let Me Give You a Hot Ass Sex Experience in 2015

Happy 2015 bi curious sluts, fags, cross dressers, sissies, panty boys, fellow shemales, strap on whores, queen queers, and back door lovers. I hope you all get all the cock you want in 2015. Look at me? I am all woman with the exception of a nice 10 inch cock. A cock that loves horny boys like you. My goal for this new year is to get even more cock, and pop even more back door pussies. The majority of the men I fuck are utterly clueless of the heat I am packing in my pretty panties. I love surprising straight men.  I know it is risky not giving full disclosure before we get naked, but part of the turn on for me is seeing their reaction. Knowing that a married man would not only cheat on his wife with me, but let me fuck his ass for the first time gets my cock erect. You may tell yourself that you would never let a guy fuck you, but then you have never met a guy quite like me, have you? I’m actually all woman, well except for that pleasant present between my legs.

I think your new year’s resolution needs to be to relax your mind, and try something new. How do you know you wouldn’t like my cock up your tight ass until you try it? Guys want to fuck women in the ass all the time. Men tell their ladies to just relax and try it for they might be pleasantly surprised. Same is true in the reverse. Trust me, every man whose anal cherry I have taken, has come back for more. You will too.

Let a sexy shemale give you your first hot ass sex experience. I am the best of both worlds. Say goodbye to inhibitions, and hello to heightened sexual pleasure in 2015.

Double Panty Surprise with Sexy Shemales Carla and Avery

My best friend and fellow chick with a dick, Avery and I had blast this weekend with this hot Latino boy we picked up Friday at a club. He thought he was going to be in a FFM threesome, not a MMM one! Well the only thing male about Avery and I are our big dicks. We love catching guys off guard with our panty surprises. Well this boy thought he was God’s gift to women. He was at the club buying us bottles of Patron tequila, telling us we were goddesses that needed to be worshiped and spoiled. He is some big music mogul in town for the holidays. Grew up outside of Pittsburgh but lives in LA now.

We let him lavish us with attention and expensive booze. We dirty danced with him on the dance floor. Avery and I even locked lips a few times giving him that girl on girl action guys go wild to see. At closing time, he called his limo to pick us up and took us back to his hotel. He had a Penthouse suite at the Omni Hotel, which over looked the Three Rivers. Amazing view. He even brought out some high end party supplies fresh from Cuba he said. Now I don’t do coke regularly, but when I am partying like a rock star, it just adds to the mood. Avery did a line off his nice fat cock.

We got down on our knees together and sucked his cock. Worshiped it is a more accurate description. He kept telling us how he could not wait to lick our sweet pussies. Avery and I looked at each other and simultaneously pulled our panties off revealing our nice throbbing cocks. Don’t know if it was the coke or if he just didn’t give a fuck, but he was not phased in the slightest. His turn to worship our cocks. Pretty sure Juan Carlo has sucked a few rods in his life before because he could suck the chrome off a doorknob.  We took turns on who got sucked. He sucked Avery off as he fucked my ass. Then he sucked me off as he fucked her tight backdoor pussy. Then we took turns fucking his ass. His ass was mighty tight, so maybe we were his first cocks.

We fucked each other all night long. I swear between him and Avery, I swallowed about 8 loads of jizz. I’m a cum slut. She is too. And pretty sure we turned Juan Carlo into a cock loving jizz junkie too. He says he is gonna fly us out to LA after the first of the year. Thinks we would be a hit at his big music industry parties. Guess he thinks our panty surprises will be as big of a hit as his next discovery.

Would you be pleasantly surprised by our raging hard cocks or would you run away screaming like a frightened turtle?

Adult Phone Chat with Vinny: Let’s Talk About BBC

Let’s have some adult phone chat about big black cock. Everything you white boys have been hearing is the truth. There is no myth about BBC. Black cock is simply bigger and better in every way. Any guy who tries to tell you it’s just hype, is lying to you and themselves because they cannot handle the reality that they are just either pathetically average or a tiny dick loser. Black is beautiful. Black is where it’s at. Once you go black you don’t go back. Black is best. I know these things to be true because I have been a black cock loving whore since I was a school girl.

I can talk about white dick. Sadly, I have had my share of small white dick. If we are talking openly, being honest here, I can tell you that a white dick rarely stuffs a pussy. A white dick rarely stays hard AFTER it’s cum. We all know Viagra was NOT created for the black cock, but because of it. White dick is the only dick that struggles to get up and off on a regular basis. White dick doesn’t believe woman can squirt and claims the female G-spot is a myth because it’s not big or thick enough to encounter either. Everything under the sun seems to effect a white dick: stress, blood pressure, weight, booze, drugs, lack of sleep, illness…all of which are impervious to the big black cock. You will never hear a gal complain that a white cock stretched her cunt out or that she has to sit on a bag of frozen peas because a white dick pounded her till it hurt so good. A white dick often needs 24 hours recovery time for round two, whereas a black dick maybe needs two minutes.

Face it men, black cock is the shit. A black man will always be the best man in your girl’s bedroom. If you truly care for her, you will want her to have the sexual satisfaction she deserves. The satisfaction you likely can’t give her. It is okay, I am here to help you give HER what she needs, what she wants, even if she doesn’t realize it yet. I am in my 40s, with over 20 years experience as a big black cock loving whore. There is nothing more I enjoy talking about than BBC. I’m also here for you bi-curious boys who want to get some of that big black cock on the side. If a well hung black bull can make me weak in the knees, why can’t it do the same to you? I understand that “dark” desire you have and I am happy to be you BBC sex therapist.

I am the BBC expert guys. I can help you understand why black is better. I can school you into getting your wife on board the BBC train. I can even help you enjoy some black cock too. Or I can simply share some of my black cock experiences from the romantic to the hardcore, and everything in between. Let’s talk about big black cock!

Queen of the Queers Sissy Fairy Fag Spreading Holiday Cheer and Giggles

I feel sissy, oh so faggy
I feel pansy and dickless and gay
And I pity any fairy who isn’t owned by a Goddess tonight

I feel pretty, oh so pretty
It’s so sissy how pretty I feel
I’m so sissy that I hardly believe that I’m real

See the sissy girl in that mirror there
Who can that fairy fag be
Such a pretty face, such a sissy dress
Such a girly smile, such a faggy me

I feel stunning and entrancing
Feel like prancing and dancing for joy
For I’m owned by my pretty, wonderful Queen

Look at Goddess Levi’s precious little Sissy Fairy Fag? Pathetic beyond words, right?  As much as I want to shame this silly dickless little girl, I have to give her some props for her charitable heart. She clearly is ALL girl. She spread Christmas joy to the elderly recently with little holiday goody bags. She was Santa’s Fairy elf.  I do love a sissy with a heart. I mean she can’t give back in the sack right? I’m sure Santa has not even seen a package as small as hers, so it is a good thing it’s hidden under all her ruffles and frills.

Personally, I think she is the Queen of Sissy Fairy Fags. My sissies have someone to aspire to be. Goddess Levi’s Sissy Fairy Fag is so pretty in her lace and frills. I can just hear the laughter of the men and women in that old folks home as she skipped and pranced around spreading holiday joy. We all know she spread laughter and pity too. And, I bet she spread her little back door pussy too. She is a total whore, a real sissy slut.

Join me in making fun of the Queen Queer. Trust me nothing YOU do could be more sissy and faggy than what she does. Dresses up like Shirley Temple, sings little ditties, skips and prances and preens, sits in poopy panties and all in public for our amusement. Bet you don’t feel so faggy now for sucking cock and taking a load of jizz up your ass do you? You will never be as pathetic nor as queer as Sissy Fair Fag.

Random Enounter with an Ex: Tranny Surprise

Right out of school, before I decided to transform myself into the beautiful goddess I am today, I tried just being a gay man. I had a secret boyfriend. Not because I was ashamed or embarrassed but because he was too concerned with what others thought. You know the type. School jock, most popular boy in school… Would tarnish his all American image if folks knew he liked to get fucked in the ass. I have always embraced my sexuality so that relationship didn’t last long. Being Tom’s dirty little secret actually gave me the impetus I needed to transform myself. I was a girl trapped in a man’s body anyway. Look at me? Nothing manly about me, well expect for my hard cock!

I have not seen or thought about Tom in years until I spotted him today at the mall while I was holiday shopping. “I wonder if he would recognize me now,” I thought? I approached him. Blank look when I said we went to school together. He had no clue I use to fuck his ass in the back of his Dad’s Ranger. He agreed to lunch with me. I noticed a ring on his finger and thought his poor wife is probably clueless he likes to have big cock rammed up his asshole.

After a couple hours of chit chat and catching up, I invited him to my place. He was more than willing. He thought I was some girl from school he just couldn’t remember because I use to be a wallflower. I mean I have changed quite a bit since those school days! He was about to remember me though. As soon as we were in the elevator going up to my loft we started kissing. I have this special tongue trick that always drove him wild. At that moment he knew we had kissed before, but still no idea who I was! Once we entered my loft, I went right down on my knees and sucked his cock. He was having trouble containing himself. I have mad cocksucking skills and they have only improved over the years.

I slid a finger up his ass and started to pleasure his prostate, which any guys loves if they just relax enough to let their partner do it. I had him right on the edge of cumming when he begged to fuck me. This was going to be epic, I told myself. When he ripped off all my clothes and saw my throbbing ten inch cock, he knew exactly who I was and fell to his knees like the cocksucking faggot he was so many years ago. Once a cocksucker, always a cocksucker. He was too into the heat of the moment to say much else but, “Fuck my ass.” Which, I gladly did. His ass was just as tight as it was when we were in school. Just this time we got to fuck in a bed.  I deposited the largest load of spunk I have left in a man’s ass in a long time. I think the thrill of surprising him with my transformation made me extra horny.

Of course he is still closeted.  He trolls the adult bookstores and public parks late at night for some occasional cock, much like a vampire trolls for blood, to keep his cravings under control. He suggested I be his weekly secret and I told him to step out of the closet its almost 2015. I won’t be his dirty little secret, but I will be yours. Are you on the down low? Trolling for random gay encounters? Thinking of cock as you fuck your wife? Blaming stress and high blood pressure on your lack of a hard on with chicks? If yes to any of those questions, then you need me. Consider me your sex therapist. I can satisfy your cock cravings while saving your bogus relationship!

Tranny Locker Room Lolita

I go to the gym several times a week. This small little local gym I belong to understands I am a special girl and they allow me to use the girls’ locker room. Even though I have a dick, I identify more with my female side. Today, however, I was feeling particularly masculine after a workout. I decided to shower with the boys. It was crowded too. I walked right in, dropped my towel and hopped in the group shower. All eyes were on me. Just the reaction I was hoping for. In fact you could say I got a rise out of a few of the guys. None of the guys in that locker room seemed to realize that I was a chick with a dick. They knew now.

My cock was rock hard. I love attention. I was not the only one hard. I felt like a Locker Room Lolita. I got on my knees and sucked off 5 guys. I deep throated each one of their cocks. Balls deep I believe is what it is called. I swallowed every load of cum that was shot down my throat too. Steam was all around me, I was wet from the shower water and I had a mouth full of yummy spunk.  I was all set to call it a day and clean myself up when a super well hung guy stepped out of the bathroom. He was like, “Not so soon pretty lady. I want my turn.” He came up to me, pushed me down on his anaconda and skull fucked me until my eyes almost popped out of my socket. He shot one of the largest loads of jizz I have ever swallowed.

I was a little cum dump tranny in that locker room today and I loved it. I might have to shower in the boys room more often.

Office Holiday Party Circle Jerk

My office holiday party this year got WILD! My boss had these Latin studs serving us drinks. Well we all had one too many drinks and before long a few of us girls thought we were at a Chippendale’s show instead of an office party. We were shoving money in their pants, chanting “Show us your cocks.” Sure enough, they whipped them out. They started a circle jerk. Some of guys in the office joined in. Seeing those big cocks being stroked made my cunt wet.  I often have black studs standing around me circle jerking on my face, but this was first time I saw a bunch of guys jacking off in front of a mixed group of people who were all clothed.

Normally, I am the biggest office slut. But more than one co-worker was on their knees in front of them hoping to get a face full of jizz before me. Guys and girls too. I work with some greedy cum whores.  I joined in on the party fun. I figured out of all of them, I was likely the only one with real circle jerk experience. I didn’t need to be drunk to get wild with some cum filled cock and balls. I showed them how to be true cum sluts. I instructed them to take off all their clothes, lay down on the floor and let the cum flow over their faces and bodies. I am a black bukkake gal, so I was egging those Latin Lotharios on.  Telling them to shoot their jizz all over our faces.

The holiday office party turned into an office orgy. Turns out our hired help went both ways. They fucked the girls and a couple willing guys too. I never knew my co-workers got freaky. Made me feel good to know I was not the only huge cock loving cum dumpster in the place. I went into the kitchen got some glasses and had the boys circle jerk their loads right in the cups so we could all toast to the best office holiday party ever.

A Christmas Wish

This Christmas my amazing guy wanted to have a special gift. 

He wanted to watch me fuck another woman. 

I told him no way in hell I was going fuck another bitch or eat her pussy or even let her touch me. 

But that was all a trick. 

I set it up with one of my sexy girlfriends. 

She was totally down but she did not want my guy to touch her. 

She was all about pussy, which made me excited about it.

I knew I was going to cum buckets all over the place! 

We set up to have a bath together and wait for my guy to come home. 

There were candles and beer leading him to the bathroom. 

When he go there he found the two of us washing each other. 

It was so sexy to watch his eyes light up as she ate my pussy.

BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: Bra Shopping

I was at Victoria Secret getting fitted for a bra. At many lingerie specialty stores you can get a bra tailor made to fit you. The sales lady was really hot too. We were in a fitting room together and when I saw her reaction to my natural big breasts, I got turned on. She cupped each breast, lifted them up, caressing them to get the tape measure under my rib cage. She told me my breast were lovely.  She added it was refreshing to feel real ones.

I did something impulsive and kissed her. Not sure what made me do that. I consider myself straight, but she was wicked hot and I was just so turned on by the way she handled my boobs. She kissed back. She slid down my body, sucking on each tit, and finding a place for her finger in my pussy. It was soaking wet. She fingered me to an intense orgasm, then sucked her fingers dry of my juice. I pushed her against the three way window, got down on my knees and pulled her panties to the side so I could lick her juicy slit. She was as wet as I was. She got so turned on, her long legs  braced again the wall of the fitting room. I put my hands on her ass and pushed her cunt into my face. Before long she was shaking and trembling from her intense cum.

We walked out of the dressing room with sheepish grins on our faces, smelling of pussy. I wondered if people knew. I didn’t really care if they did, but it was hot thinking they might. I got some new sexy lingerie, got fitted for a bra, ate a pretty pussy and got finger banged. My kind of shopping trip.