Let’s have some adult phone chat about cock size. Not a day goes by that I don’t have to play a little game called “Peek-a-Boo, I Can’t See You.” Not a day goes by that some white guy doesn’t ask me why women always leave him for big black cock. Not a day goes by that some tiny dick loser doesn’t beg me to fuck him claiming he has what I need. WAKE UP LOSERS. If I have to squint from a foot away and wonder if I am looking at a man or a woman, then of course your girl is going to get herself 50 inches of BLACK and never go back. Of course I am going to laugh my ass off at the suggestion you can please me with something that would make my Pomeranian giggle.
I am not your wife nor your girlfriend. You mean nothing to me, therefore I will not sugar coat the truth. I am a sexy ass phone sex bitch who is prepared to give you the tough love you need! Size matters. Black is better. Bigger is better. Less than 5 inches is a clit so get yourself some panties because you are swimming in boxers. Fucking for anything less than 20 minutes is PATHETIC and I can have more fun with a vibrator. You are a fag if you get off wearing my sexy under things. Yes, women talk. We can separate the boys from the men and we laugh at the ones who don’t measure up. You can be the best guy in the world but if you have a clitty stick your are nothing more than a BFF to a woman.
The sooner you come to terms with your short comings and understand your role in a woman’s life, the happier you will be. Here are your ONLY options in a gal’s life if you have less than 6 inches or cannot last more than 6 minutes: fluffer, sissy, cuckold, clean up bitch, object of scorn and humiliation, or toilet. I am happy to engage in some adult phone chat with you so I can better decide which role bests fits you loser.