Category: Small Cock Humiliation Phone Sex

Don’t Delude Yourself Loser, Size Does Matter

Hey there tiny dick loser. Look at my hot body. You know you want me. But guess what? You don’t deserve me. I am way too hot for you, LOSER. That’s right, my Pomeranian has a bigger package than you. Hell, my clit gets bigger than your dick when a real man is working it. And you are correct, you are not a man. A man has a cock, not a clit stick.  A man makes a woman cum, not squint and laugh. A real man can get it up without the help of a pretty blue pill. A real man can fuck a woman all night long with minimal down time.  Areal man can fuck in any position because his dick won’t fall out of my pussy. A real man can cover me in cum. A real man can give me something I can feel.

I do not understand women who say size doesn’t matter. Size is the only  thing that matters. I can’t wait to laugh at you; reject you; make you beg and plead ; dress you up; force you to suck cock; deny you; humiliate you; maybe even fuck you in your back door pussy.

If you got a tiny dick, you better not call to fuck me.  Access to my hot holes will be denied to anyone with less than 8 inches of solid meat. Know your place loser. And that would be being my sissy, my slave, my cuckold, my pet, my bitch, my fluffer, my clean up boy….

Size Queen Brooklyn: Are You My Stud or My Bitch?

I am a Goddess and you know that. That is why you are reading my blogs, looking at my pictures. And the reason your cock is getting hard. But wait, you may not have a cock, at least not by my standards. I require at least 8 inches of thick solid throbbing working meat to be satisfied.  Anything less is a clit stick to me. And if you have a clit stick and try to call me, you better be prepared to wear panties, or diapers and even prissy little dresses, because you are NOT a MAN in my estimation. I do not fuck anyone who is not all MAN.

If you are not packing the meat I require, that I deserve, then there are a few ways we can still play. You can be my cuckold. My little tiny dick loser who has to fluff the real cock, maybe even guide it into my golden cunt that you can never please. You get to help procure real cock for me. It is an honor and a privilege to provide me with a surrogate cock. You see all those well hung studs at the gym. Bring one home for me to play with and if you do a good job, you get to clean up my cream pie. We both know how good a real man’s cum tastes.

Perhaps I will decide you are better suited to be my sissy. Put your little clitty in panties and dress you up as my life sized dolly. From head to toe you will be feminized because let’s be honest here, what is between your legs is so small it would get lost in boxers. I bet you couldn’t even find it in your tidy whiteys. So really, I am doing you a favor by making you my sissy. You should have been born a girl anyway. As a pretty little girl you can amuse me, entertain me. I can give you a special girly name. I can train you to be a little whore and pimp you out to the real men to be used or keep you all to myself.  So much fun I can have with you as my sissy.  Can dress you, spank you, peg you, humiliate you, exploit you, profit off of you, make you serve and worship me.

I can even make you my adult baby. I mean your pecker is so small it’s infantile. So, diapers are appropriate.  I can put you in a baby bonnet, give you a pacifier, change your diaper, nurse you, punish you when you make a poopy, and most importantly humiliate you. If you have such a small pee pee that it belongs in diapers, my laughter will be heard in the next state and my humiliation tactics will know no bounds.

How we play is all up to what is between your legs.  If you are a real man, then you deserve my pussy and we will fuck like wild animals. But if you are no man, then you get to be my cuckold, my sissy, my adult baby, my slave, my doll, my whore, MY BITCH.

Small Dick Humiliation with Brooklyn: Size Queen’s Revenge

This guy at the gym has been trying to get in my pants for months now. Always trying to help me on the exercise equipment, following me around. Quite pathetic actually. I just could tell he had a teeny weenie. And I have no time for pin dicks. I pulled out my cell phone and showed him a naked picture of myself and said, “Look at that body. Do you think someone as fine as me would waste my time with you?” He looked at me dumbfounded. I assured him the closest he would ever get to my pussy was seeing the pictures on my phone that I send the real guys. He looked so rejected. In some sort of a humiliated huff, he stole my phone and darted out the gym. The fucker stole my phone.

No way I was letting that slide. Some little tiny prick loser was not gonna beat his worthless pecker to my naked pics on my phone. I flirted his info out of the desk clerk and plotted my revenge. I have another cell at home, just not an iPhone. I texted my phone: “Hey, it’s Brooklyn. You got my phone. I want it back. I am sorry I laughed at you. Truth is, I am married and thought if I could push you away, it would make it easier to hide my lust for you.” Took a few hours, but he responded. We texted for awhile and I had that loser convinced I wanted him. Eventually I texted, “You have a phone filled with sexy pics of me, but I have none of you.” Guys will believe anything a hot chick says. That is why women are superior. Men think with their dicks. I got him to take a selfie  and send email it to me .

Priceless. Even smaller than I imaged.  He was lucky if he had 2 inches. It was not a cock. I texted him back that we should meet up and promised him that I would change his world if he just gave me back my phone. Dumb dumb bumb man. How do you tiny dick weenies think women like me would ever fuck you? I wanted my phone, not his worthless pecker. He met me, handed it right back and took off his clothes. Wow, that was easy and going to be fun. Once I had my phone back I let out a litany of insults. Pencil dick, needle dick, Lincoln Log, Tootsie Roll, Tiny Tim, twig and berries, teeny weenie, clit stick, baby dick, dickette, cockette, small fry, little Johnny…. I went on and on screaming at him.

He started to cry. He actually cried. I told him to wake up and live in reality. In reality, hot women don’t waste their time with small pricks. I simply explained that he belonged in panties because my clit was bigger than his baby dick. I had posted the pic he sent me on showyourtinydick.com and showed him all the responses. He was completely humiliated. I am unapologetic for being a size queen. I know I deserve big cock. I am also unapologetic about humiliating a pin dick, especially one who has the audacity to steal my phone and the stupidity to think I would fuck him.

Life is too short to waste my time on tiny dicks. No women should waste their time on a short stack.

Pathetic “Male”

You are no man, you disgrace your gender with your patheticness. Your “manhood” is damn near non-existent, and some women have a bigger clit than your dinky weenie. What is that a fucking cocktail weenie? Yeah, you are no man, you may as well be a eunuch.

I could use a new dolly to dress up, and make my sissy. I think your pathetic ass should be mine, don’t you? With a little make-up, some pretty panties and stockings I may have a new toy to boss around and test out my many cocks out in that princess slut hole.

Awwe, don’t get too excited, your not going to be doing much with that dinky. I’ll just fuck your pathetic man pussy until it’s a gaping dirty shit hole. You’ll get to make use of your other fuck hole, that mouth of yours, yep, you know what you’ll be doing, don’t you?

Beg me to let you suck my dick, beg to taste your filth on my big black cock. Be the pathetic thing you are and beg for the chance to service my dick. If your good, you may get the chance to watch a real man fuck me, watch a real cock sliding in and out of my sweet nectar pot, and maybe you can clean it out.

A Cock So Big It Was Worth Physical Labor

I am not one for physical labor. About the only heavy lifting I wanna do involves a nice big cock. A few years ago, however, there was this well hung farmer whose attention I was trying to get. He was impervious to my beauty and charm. He was friends with my brother who had seen him naked at the gym and said he had the biggest cock for a white guy he had ever seen. My brother is a procurer of big dick for me; so he knows what I want and need. This farmer was single, so I honestly thought it would be as easy as saying, “wanna fuck.” He made me work for his cock, literally work for it.

I spent a weekend on his farm baling hay. Now that shit is not easy.  First you got to rake the hay, then you got to tedder it, then you got to bundle it. Those bales of hay, even the small ones my farmer used for his horses were like 75 lbs. I worked like 15 hours a day for just a few bales of hay. I really got a good work out and a better appreciation  for farm life. It’s not for me. But farmer cock is for me. OMG he did have a huge one. On the last night I was at his farm, he let me use his Jacuzzi to work out the kinks. And I had some kinks. He surprised me by joining me in the hot tub. Said he appreciated a woman who was not afraid of a little manual labor. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I did it only for the nookie.

When he let his robe drop to get in the hot tub and  I saw his foot long cock, I wished my brother and husband were there to watch me take the biggest white dick I had ever seen. My brother is my sissy, my husband is my cuckold and they are both my fluffers! This cock required extra mouths and hands. I did my best to get it all the way in my mouth , but he was really too big. He was so big that soft he looked hard.  I did need my fluffers. They would have enjoyed guiding his shaft into my pussy too. When my farmer boy fucked me it felt so amazing. I mean he hit my cervix in a painful way because he was that big but it was a hurt so good kind of pain. Honestly, I had never been fucked like that before . All sorts of positions we could get into because he had a monster cock. At some times, it felt like I was getting fucked and giving head simultaneously  to give you an idea of how big his dick felt inside me.

The next morning, I woke up in his arms and I was sore all over. Not sure if from the physical labor of baling hay or fucking a monster cock. Likely a mixture of both. I enjoyed telling my brother and husband about the man I had that was 4 times the man either of them could ever hope to be. I decided not to shower before I returned home so my husband could clean me up and see for himself what a man I fucked. The only cock ever worth manual labor.

Do you have a cock worthy of manual labor? Or do you a little prick that belongs in my panties?

Small Dick Humiliation Phone Sex with Brooklyn: Hello Kitty Clitties

My girlfriends and I were out at this new club Monday night and these two older businessmen were hitting on us. They  were in town for a conference and appeared to be loaded. They bought us a bottle of top shelf vodka and had no problem keeping the drinks coming. They invited us back up to their hotel suite for more drinks. Not the most attractive men, but rich so we took a chance they weren’t going to be total creeps.  We were wrong. They came out of the bedroom, after saying they wanted to change clothes, naked. Beer bellies, hairy backs and really small dicks.

We looked at each other and started laughing hysterically. They actually thought we wanted to fuck them. Two old out of shape geezers with small dicks. No way. I explained that I require something I can feel and see! I then suggested they were panties because they each had nothing bigger than a clit. One of them actually tried to get rough with me. I kneed him in the balls. Excuse me, I kneed him in his peanuts. As he was down on the ground, I snapped pics and said, “You both are my bitches now. You don’t want the cops called, you are going to do whatever I say.” They suddenly realized we were rather dominant bitches they could not fuck with.

We left them with very specific instructions if they did not want the cops informed of their bad behavior. Today, I got in the mail a lovely picture of them in Hello Kitty gear and two round trip paid vacations to Vegas for me and my girlfriend. You see Hello Kitty is perfect attire for pussies to wear. And any guy who tries to get rough with a woman is nothing but a pussy. Not to mention their clitties are kitty like lol. They are my newest sissies. Twin sissy girls with lots of money, even better. In order to not having their old pervert asses arrested, they have to send me a new picture every week along with a token  of appreciation  befitting a goddess like me until I get bored with them.

There is nothing I despise more than a self entitled prick who does not understand that size matters. Just because you have a nice bank account and drive a hot car does not guarantee you pussy; at least not premium pussy. If you have a small dick be prepared to be laughed at and humiliated. The size of your wallet means nothing to me; however since I will not drain your worthless balls, I have no problem draining your wallet.  Know your place. I certainly know mine. On a pedestal way above a worthless pin dick loser like you.

Sissy Phone Sex with Brooklyn: Boxers or Panties?

I am a size queen because I am a Goddess; because I am perfection. Look at me. You can recognize perfection when you see it. So why would you for a moment think I would want to fuck you if you are packing less than 8 hard inches in your jeans. If you are lacking in inches then you belong in a pair of my pretty panties. I make no exceptions. You got to give me something I can feel.  And, for me, that is more than what you have in your pants, isn’t it?

Take a peek. I bet I am right. My last caller thought he could fuck me with 5 inches. Really 5 inches? The dumb ass thought 5 inches was above average. Maybe for a garden gnome, but not a man. So I told him to go put on some panties because he did not deserve to be in boxer briefs. He is a good sissy. He put on his girlfriend’s panties and sent me this pic. Now this made me smile.  A clit stick belongs in panties, especially pink panties.

I love a caller or a guy who doesn’t fight; who gets his place and accepts it. I mean a sissy is pathetic, this is true. But, there is nothing more pathetic than a dude with a clit stick who is convinced he can please a woman. Do you know your place with me? I am a dominant bitch size queen and I live for small dick humiliation and sissy phone sex.

Champion eater..

 

Champion eater

 

My new man friend wasn’t at all what I expected.

He is in great shape, He is a asshole for sure, but those guys usually have really big dicks. 

That is why I fuck them.

Well this guy lets save him the embarrassment and call him Tiny.. 

Tiny has a very small dick. 

Like, a virgin couldn’t feel that tiny cock inside her untouched pussy.

Well as you can figure I was extremely disappointed. 

Then he pushed me down on the bed. 

Pushed my skirt up and pulled my panties down with his teeth. 

He kissed the insides of my thighs running his tongue so softly up and down. 

He licked all around my pussy, and let me tell you I was getting excited for this..

I felt his tongue go inside of my pussy and work its way up to my clit.

Dear fucking god.. This is going to be fucking amazing!

He buried his face in between my legs and started licking, sucking and even biting in some spots. 

I could help it but I started rocking my hips back and forth against his face.

He growled.. yes he fucking growled at me like a wild animal, pushed my legs wide open with his elbows and pulled my pussy lips apart and started sucking and flick my clit.

He didn’t stop!

As he was flicking and sucking my perfect clit and took his fingers and slid them into me. 

I screamed at how good it felt. 

He pushed his fingers up and found my spot deep in my pussy and just rubbed it.

Between him sucking on my clit and rubbing my spot I came so hard I passed the fuck out. 

I was out for about 10 minutes. 

When I woke up he was gone.

He is my champion pussy eater.. I don’t think I will ever let him go..  

Cuckolding Phone Sex with Brooklyn: My Special Present

My husband is the best husband a girl could want. Last night he brought me a present. The best present too. A nice 12 inch cock with excellent girth. And it was attached to a ruggedly handsome man. My husband was in the mood to watch me get pleasure and he knows that with his little broke down dick, the only way that will happen is with a surrogate lover. I put on a sexy little outfit and had my hubby sit in the big comfy chair as I slowly unwrapped my present. When I unzipped his pants and saw that beautiful work of art cock for the first time, I got so wet. I was going to take my time savoring my gift. I worshiped his cock for an hour. Licking every inch of his shaft, balls and taint. He had amazing staying power, but then a real man always lasts. I glanced over at my old man, and he had a little life in his pecker. He was enjoying the show.  I invited him over to help. See, every now and then, he enjoys being my fluffer boy. He is no fag, but he does like feeling a real cock get hard on his lips. So do I.

Once my present was sufficiently hard and dripping with pre cum, my hubby guided it into my tight pink pussy. He then slid under us to watch that huge cock go in and out of his wife’s cunt and waited for the yummy cream pie. My big present lasted a long time fucking me too. I came on his dick several times before he exploded inside me. You see, a big dick can give me a G-spot orgasm. And this one did, many times.  When his cock pulled out of me, my hubby stuck his greedy little tongue up inside me licking out all that yummy cum. He is such a good clean up boy.

I love cuckolding phone sex because I am a real life cuckolding mistress. So, do have the equipment to fuck me while my loser hubby watches and cleans up, or do you need to sit on the sidelines with my hubby and watch while a real man gets the job done?

Small Dick Humiliation Phone Sex with Brooklyn

Last night I went out clubbing with some of my gal pals. There was this group of guys swarming around us like vultures. They kept telling us they had what we needed. They were investment brokers. All drove BMWs, wore Rolexes and were buying bottles of Cristal and paying with their American Express gold cards. I can see through that kind of over compensating behavior. I married money. I drive a Lexus. I have expensive jewelry. I don’t want for anything. Expect big cock. These guys had hit my ceiling for annoying. I mean if a guy is stupid enough to spend all sorts of money on me and my girlies buying us drinks and shots, well that is his problem. Spending money is not a guarantee of sex.  The only thing that guarantees a guy gets to fuck me, is a big cock. Talking 10 inches of pure hard meat means we going to fuck. 8-9 inches of thick meat is a pretty sure thing, but not a guarantee. Anything under 8 inches, well you ain’t getting shit from me, but giggles.

These dudes were trying to get us to go home with them. So, I chimed in. I explained, if we were going to go home with them, we needed to know they could satisfy us. I instructed then to line up and pull their cocks out from largest to smallest. They thought I was kidding I insisted that if we didn’t see the goods then no fucking. Well, they whipped out their peckers and just as I thought worthless. Biggest one was 5 inches at best. My girlies and I giggled. I thanked them for the drinks and suggested they buy some panties for their little girly pee pees. They looked dumbfounded.

I do not get why guys with small peckers  think they can fuck me? I don’t need anything from a guy but a big hard cock. So let me be clear again, the size of your dick depends on how he play. So if you call me and say you got what I need, you better  be packing serious heat or your pecker doesn’t get near me. Be prepared for laughter and humiliation if you lack what I require.