Category: Scat Phone Sex

Scat and Fries

There’s nothing worse than having a boss that feels that they are better than or above you. In my boyish days I used to work at McDonalds flipping burgers and worked under the WORST manager imaginable. It got to the point where I quit the job and never looked back. Now, I’m in a totally different situation and feel as though I should give my last employer a visit. I parked across the street from his house and waited for him to finally kiss his wife goodbye. Apparently the bitch brings home the bacon because he didn’t leave the house all day! I got tired of waiting so I banged on the door and as soon as he opened the door a tased him in the neck. While he was on the floor pissing his self and screaming like a little bitch I dragged his ass upstairs. This fat bastard was going to find out what it felt like to be “below” somebody. He was kicking and screaming as if fighting back was going to help. I hit him again with the taser and zapped him right into submission. I told him to get on the bed and to not say another fucking word. With all my strength I tied his wrist and ankles to each end of the bed. With my 6 inch pumps I reigned over him and he knew I wasn’t meant to be fucked with! I’m surprised he didn’t remember me but either way he was gonna remember this day! I unbuckled my skirt and let my dick swing in front of him. His eyes got wide for he knew exactly what I planned on doing with it. For the next 8 hours until his wife pulled into the drive way I was stuffing him with my big black cock and making him my bitch. I spread his mouth wide open and made him scream out, “Ding fries are done Mistress” for my own entertainment. When I was done with this pathetic fry flipper, I pissed all over him and the bed he fucks his wife in. The sheets were stained with his ass blood and my pungent yellow piss. I made him swallow it, and open his eyes so that he could really feel the burn. I walked out of the house as soon as his wife was trying to walk in. I left without saying any words and let that cunt assume whatever she wants. As long as she knows that from here on out that I’m the boss!

Paper Walls

I heard the BEST goddamn action last night from my neighbor’s apartment. It turned me on to the fucking max. While I was taking a big old nasty shit, my asshole was getting all stretched out with the huge dirty log pushing out. It made me want dick so bad, and that’s when I heard moaning cumming from next door. Our apartment complex has paper fucking walls, I swear. I got up, flushed the toilet, and immediately put my hand between my legs without wiping first. I couldn’t stop fondling my pussy and filthy asshole as the sound of bodies slapping into one another came from the room next door. I heard them slam up against the wall as he pounded her from behind, and it got me so horny, I couldn’t stop myself. I dipped fingers into my dirty, stanky asshole and rubbed that shit all over my pussy. It was the nastiest and dirtiest thing I could think of, and I started smooshing it in all over my tits and down my stomach. It was so hot and juicy and mushy…it made me hungry. While I listened to the girl next door drop to her hands and knees to suck her guy’s cock, I grabbed my tit, put it to my mouth, and licked all of my own shit off. Now that’s what I call a hot fucking time!

Dumping On Him

He cums along every now and then, He can’t gt his fix any where else and he knows I will give it to him with pleasure. To everyone that knows him, he is a well respected man. Very out standing in the community and his circle of friends. But he has a dirty little secret that he keeps hidden. He loves being my human toilet. Nothing gets him off like being shit and pissed on. He loves to have his cock jerked off with shit while his mouth is being filled with piss. He begs me to make him my human toilet and I give it to him just the way he likes it. To be honest I get off on humiliating him and making him take all my shit. I love the way he gets off on being a submissive little toilet pet, and I get off on having such power and control over him. He was able to stay for a couple of days this time. He left one happy camper with his fix satisfied for a little while at least.

Woman’s Best Friend

I am so nasty. Getting aroused by petsitting for my friend’s four legged creature, I decided to put the mutt to use. I took a huge shit and thought it’d be erotic to get the freaky thing to lap it up like a good male bitch. I got down on all fours to be level with the mutt, spread my dirty ass cheeks, and called him over. Then I fingered myself to get my babyhole all nice and moist. Once it started watering like the desperate hotbox it is, I stuck the dog biscuit I’d gotten ready right up my aching, filthy asshole. The stupid four-legged creature raced right up to my split legs and started eating it. He devoured the biscuit quickly but then became addicted to the taste of my ass and couldn’t stop munching, licking, and rimming on my nasty shithole. My ready cunt started creaming. His tongue was rough and I kept feeling it scraping my asshole and lapping it up. He licked the dirty shit rimming my anal canal like it was Purina chow and mounted me from behind. I felt his four legs humping my spread legs like he was trying to mate with me. The mutt’s warm veiny meat stick brimming with pet semen started pulsing out of him, growing bigger and bigger. I sucked it slick like a slim jim sausage product, trying to suck out the cream filling. He wanted to get inside of me. My own little man’s best friend was getting ready to knot his monster cock inside, hump me and mate me with his sticky wet, disgusting spud so I could have his mutt offspring.

Cum Piss On Me

Have you ever had piss pumped inside you? I have!

One of my callers is really into golden showers, squirting, and piss play. Lately I’ve been trying out a lot of dirty, kinky anal games, and so far this is one of the hottest!

Pete spread me on the table and told me to hold both of my legs. I gripped my thighs tightly as he attached the tube between my butt cheeks. Pete stuck one end up my ass and the other in inside of a pussy pump. He had a great idea for the two of us to try out, and I was more than horny to oblige!

He whipped out his dick and mock-aimed it at my face. Then he pissed right inside the pussy pump. The tube delivered his golden rainwater right up the clip in my ass. It swished right past the clip and flowed deep inside of me. The feeling of that weighted liquid rushing up my asshole is indescribable. I love piss play. It makes me feel naughty, horny, and pleased all at once.

Just when I thought I couldn’t take any more, Pete knocked on the wall behind us. All of a sudden, a girl stumbled through the doorway of his apartment, dressed head-to-toe in black latex. Pete told me that his friend from down the hall had a special gift for me. I lay back, transfixed, as the girl stripped off her black panties and crawled over me. “Drink my piss,” she told me, before leveling my mouth with her pee-hole. I immediately opened up wide as a golden stream of urine flowed from her cunt, down between my lips. I licked and smacked the tangy piss, swallowing every drop. Finally, Pete pulled his own cock out and let out a stream of his own piss. Under the warm golden showers of two kinky screwballs, I learned about a HOLE new fetish.   

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~~Naughty Ass Naudia

Naughty Whore Naudia

God damn, that’s what I want you to do to my ass.  Fuck it raw and hard and deep.  I want some fucking gangster-style balling, bent over the couch getting stuffed deep.  I want you to taste my asshole, first with your mouth, and then with your cock, parting my pink, squeezed hole and pushing into it, while I moan like a whore.  After you nail my asshole I want you to pull that cock out of my tender, gaping butthole and shove it down my mouth.  Make me take your cock, ass-to-mouth, in whichever ever order you want to plunge it into me, getting as hot and nasty as we can.  Use me like a filthy whore and fuck my slutty holes till you can fill them up like a little cum dumpster.  Fill this trashy slut’s holes with your creampie, leaving me dripping loads of your cum from my well-fucked holes, while we get nasty again and lick and fuck them back into me…

Sissy Make-up Confession

SISSY’S MAKE-UP CONFESSION FOR MY TOTAL SHAME!!!

 Now I must confess for all to see that sometimes when I poop in my pretty panties for my extra pathetic humiliation, I take a little bit of my stinky lump of shame and apply my own poop to my lips and eyelids as special lipstick and eye shadow. I wear my special make-up to remind myself of what a poo-poo pansy I really am. I am so ashamed. I must be punished for being such a pathetic pansy crossdresser. Oh, won’t you please out me, shame me and punish me for being such a poo-poo pansy ? All of the girls on this site know all of my shameful sissy secrets and they giggle and laugh at me at all times. I totally deserve whatever they do to me !

Sissy Phone Sex with my Piggy

I’m spoiled rotten and I tend to get what I want…whatever I want. You treat me like a princess because the things I do to your cock make you question reality and boy do I love driving you wild, but sometimes your misery and humiliation is what makes my pussy ache. Your objections don’t matter, because I’m the boss, you’re pathetic and I know what’s best for you. You’re my good little sissy phone sex slave and do exactly as I say, don’t you? You’re such a greedy pussy piggy, so to complete your transformation you’ll need your very own corkscrew tail and ugly snout to properly root around in my pussy pen. I want to see you crawl around on all fours sniffing out truffles. Who knows where you’ll find them? Maybe in my sweet, dripping cunt? Perhaps you’ll find a real treasure in a stinky, yummy asshole… You’re my nasty piggy, roll around in the shit you suck from my ass so I can hear you squeal in delight.

 

Scat Phone Sex

There is no cocksucker out there that I know that could ever say no to my fine ass. I get all kinds of calls where my clients beg me down on their cock sucking knees to worship my sexy, curvy ass. Oh, how their dicks get so hard when I grant them permission to touch it. They go way beyond verbally worshiping my ass to caressing, kissing, and licking it. However, they all know they can NEVER fuck me up my asshole … That is my job is to fuck them up with this big dick right up in their shit holes. So what I know they all end up doing is begging to taste my asshole, even if they get to taste my shit along with my wet ass juices. Lol! That’s right be that good brown noser you desire of becoming. Cum taste this ass while I sit on your face.

Beautiful Brown

Some men just love big girls.  Whether it’s a huge ass, wide hips, thunder thighs or enormous tits, some men just can’t resist the extra cushion that a BBW has to offer.  Ironically, most of these men are super-slim!  And, one of those super-slim, BBW-lovers is the head maintenance man at my apartment community.  We’ve been fucking at least once a week, since I moved into my new place, in December.  He loves my milk jugs and my long, chocolate legs.  He worships my pussy, and sometimes jokes about impregnating me, so we can have a light-brown, wavy-haired, green-eyed baby.  But, he did something totally new this week: he asked me to shit on him!  He’s eaten my pussy before, but has never even licked my ass, so his request was shocking to me.  To let me know he was serious, he started fingering my ass, and scooping out small brown bits to rub on his slumping cock.  The more shit he spread on his dong, the more it grew.  He said the smell of me was arousing!  Once he was fully erect, he shoved his fat cock up my shitty ass, and told me to push him out.  I did, and three brown bricks followed behind his cock, sliding effortlessly out of me.  He caught them in his hands and squished them all over my tits.  He titty-fucked me, using the pungent, brown mess, and then blasted me in the face with a hot load of cum.  Afterwards, we showered together, indulging in a quickie under the water.  When I asked him what made him want to play in my shit, he just shrugged his shoulders and smiled.  In his line of work, I guess sometimes he has to get dirty.