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Party Girls Phone Sex: When the Boys are Away, the Mommies Will Play

party girls phone sexParty girls phone sex fun is what I had this weekend. My fellow dirty mommy and party girl Hanna spent the weekend with me, while our sons were off camping with their dads. Neither of us go long without boy cock, and we certainly don’t go long without partying. Since we were home alone this weekend we decided to party hard. Hanna brought this new cocaine like drug called Flakka. That shit was whack. We got fucked up quick. We broke out my toy chest and got out the biggest dildos for playtime. Took turns seeing how much we could insert in each other’s ass. Turns out we are both really good anal whores. I was on all fours getting anally assaulted by a two foot long black dildo when my neighbor’s teen son walked in on us.

I have played with him in the past, and he was horny. He knew my boys were gone and thought I might need some boy cock. He was right. There we were, two horny mommies, playing with dildos. No dildo, no matter how big, can ever take the place of boy cock. It was his lucky day. He got to play with two horny MILFs. Bonus we were fucked up on synthetic coke, so he could do whatever he wanted to us. He wanted to film us playing with our toys first for his spank bank. We loved the idea, so we took turns fucking each other’s assholes some more. He was trying to film and stroke at the same time.

mother-son phone sexEventually he gave up and joined us. Since we had gaping assholes, he got to tap two MILF asses. He popped his anal cherry that day. I had been fucking him on and off for a few months, but he never fucked my ass until that day. He mounted me like a dog while I was fucking Hanna’s ass with a big red jelly dildo. He came deep in my ass, but because of the foreplay fun, I was able to easily shit his boy seed into Hanna’s mouth. She loved the taste of his seed, so she fucked him next. She shit his cum into my mouth and I spit it back into her mouth. Boy jizz is a terrible thing to waste. My neighbor boy, my BFF, some good drugs and shit ton of dildos helped me not miss my baby boys so much. A mommy’s fuck holes are meant for her son’s dick, not dildos. Sex toys are just a quick substitute, but never a replacement.

Forced Bisexuality Phone Sex with Big Black Cock

forced bisexuality phone sexDo you like forced bisexuality phone sex? I have many little black cock faggots who fluff big black cock for me. Not all of them started out liking black cock the way I do. Let’s face it, black is better and bigger than white cock. Don’t worry, I can teach you how to suck an anaconda like me. May require my hands on the back of your head shoving you down on that thick beef stick, but I will make you a big black dick sucker. Once you accept the fact that I will never fuck you with your loser white dick, I can begin transforming you into a black cock faggot. Once you go black you never go back. That is true for you too. After you suck on a real man’s cock; taste a real man’s seed, you will understand your inferiority. You will beg me to turn you into a black cock whore like me. Something you may not know. Black spunk changes you from a masculine guy to a pansy ass black cock faggot. You will talk different, act different, feel different. You will beg to take a nigger cock up your back door pussy. You will beg to share spunk with me. And before long, you will be a cum guzzling, black cock whore like me. Think of all the fun we can have! Black dicks are big enough to share.

Adult Phone Chat with Sissies & Losers

adult phone chatAdult phone chat with sissy boys and tiny dick losers is my favorite. Why? Because I love a good laugh. Nothing funnier to me than a shrimp dick loser all dolled up and sissified; especially one who thinks his 4 inch pecker is God’s gift to women. You ever hear a grown ass man cry? It makes me wet. Yeah, I am a heartless cold bitch when it comes to tiny dicks. Men have two jobs in this world. Provide financially for their women and satisfy them sexually. If you cannot do both , then you are not a man and shouldn’t be treated like one. My husband can provide for me financially. He does very well in that department, but since he has a broke down cock that don’t work, he can’t take care of me completely like I deserve. Yes, that makes him less than a man. It makes him my bitch. Makes you my bitch too. I don’t care how much money you make. If you can’t spoil me in and out of the bedroom, you don’t get to control the show. Your lack of manhood makes me the bitch in charge. My husband didn’t enjoy wearing panties, or sucking cock, or getting fucked in the ass, either by my strap on or a cock, at first either. You grow to like it because you realize it is the only way you can satisfy a woman. But trust me, being a sissy bitch will suit you so much better. You will grow to like it with me as your trainer.

Smothering You With My Perfect Ass

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I’ve noticed the way that you’re fixated on my ass. Who can blame you really? I mean it is perfect after all. You however, do not even come close to being up to my standards. I do enjoy toying with you though. Tonight I’m going to let you think that you’re getting what you want. Stretch out on the floor but stay fully clothed, I don’t want to see what I am sure is a tiny little dick. Once you’re on your back I’m going to straddle your face with my minidress on. Go ahead lift up my dress and push it up around my waist. Look at my beautiful perfect round ass with my little red thong peeking out from between my butt cheeks. Your mouth is starting to water and your little dick is getting stiff just from staring at it.

Let’s see what a good little ass worshiper you can be. Start sliding your tongue up and down the crack of my ass, suck my thong string right into your mouth. Breathe deeply and inhale the scent of my sweet ass juices. While you’ve got your face buried nice and deep between my cheeks, I’m going to bring my ass right down onto your face. Feel my soft silky skin covering your mouth and your nose making it hard for you to breathe. The more you try to turn your head away the deeper your face becomes buried in my flesh. I’m pressing down against you harder and harder, pinning you beneath my perfect ass. You’re starting to get a little light headed aren’t you? I lift up just long enough to let you suck in a quick breath of air and then I push you back down and smother you with my ass again, pinning you a little longer and a little longer each time until everything starts to go dark around you. You’re on the verge of passing out and you have no idea if I’ll get up once you pass out or if I’ll continue to smother you until I snuff the life right out of you. It all depends on my mood.

Cock Control

 

Adult Phone ChatI love when guys look at me and think that I am the sweet “girl next door”. What they don’t know is how dirty I really am.
Sometimes though, I will play it off being flirty and sweet, that is, until I get them alone!

That is when my inner slut loves to come out!
These men have no idea what they are getting themselves into when they try to weasel their way into my panties!
Of course I play hard to get and act like I wouldn’t know the first thing about being a dirty girl!

I let them think that it’s all their idea and that they are seducing me into giving them what they want from me!Cock Control

Oh yes I know its bad, oh so very bad! And when they see the black lacy crotchless panties that I am wearing, they know they are in trouble!

That’s when I take over!

You fell for the sweet innocent girl and now the sultry wicked girl is going to own you!

Once you feel these pouty lips wrapped around your fat cock, you wont be able to stop!

Once you feel the soft smooth moisture of my velvet pussy wrapping around your thick hard meat, squeezing the life out of it until it gives me what I want, you will ache for it every day!

You will become addicted like so many men before you.

Oh you think you can taste it and walk away, but your cock never stood a chance!

Careful dialing that number baby! Addiction can be hell!

 

Tranny Phone Sex Slut Goes Both Ways

tranny phone sex slutI’m a tranny phone sex slut because chicks with dicks just don’t fit well in the 9-5 world. Clearly, I am not built to be a school teacher or an astronaut. I’m too fucking hot to dress in business attire. I have tried the secretary thing, but it never works out because I don’t know how to answer a phone non sexy like. I’m also too fond of dick; stupid sexual harassment rules get me in trouble in the corporate world. If I see a man I want to fuck, I fuck him. I could give a rat’s ass about the surroundings. I need the kind of job where I can masturbate all day long and not get arrested!

Today was one of those days I couldn’t keep my dick in my panties. I was at a high end department store trying on sexy dresses. I’m part female, so I appreciate a sexy bitch too. The woman helping me at Nordstrom’s was wicked hot. Tall fucking goddess. Looked like she just got off the runway. She was clueless about my panty surprise until she was adjusting the hem line of a sexy dress I had on. She stepped back a little startled, but then started asking questions. I like questions. That means they are intrigued about my special nature. I answered every one of her inquiries, but when she asked how big was “it” and did “it” still work, I decided to show her.

Mutual Masturbation Phone SexI pulled out my pretty cock in the dressing room chair. It was already rock hard. I gave her a little show. She couldn’t take her eyes off my cock. Admitted it was bigger than her boyfriend’s dick. All chicks seem surprised that I have an above average cock. I think they expect a clit stick. I’m a shemale, not a pansy lol. The harder I stroked, the more hot and bothered she became. I suggested she pull up the other chair and join me. She did. We sat across from one another masturbating. She had a beautiful cunt. Pink, puffy, perfectly smooth.

I started fingering my asshole as I watched her slide a few fingers inside her wet pussy. When I shot my load, it landed all over her cunt. I was raised right. I clean up my messes. I crawled over to her and showed her how good a tranny can eat pussy. Tasting her wet bald beaver got me hard again, so she rode the fuck out of my cock on the dressing room floor. Afterwards, I bought everything I tried on, slipped her my number and sent her a Facebook friend request. Hoping next time I can hook up with her and her boyfriend.

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A Mother – The Perfect Muse For National Poetry Month

Adult phone chatGood morning everyone!  I hope your day will be a good one, but before you leave for work, or where ever it is you are going today I want you to meet someone.  Her name is Lenora and she is a sexy assed Mommy, just like I am.  Her name reminds me of the poem by Edgar Allen Poe, The Raven.  Now I know, in the poem it is Lenore, but hey, Lenora is very close.  PLUS, Lenora has jet black hair.  You see the connection?  I hope this is making some sort of sense because I have been doing bump after bump of ice, so bare with me here. HA!

Phone sexThis month is National Poetry Month.  I bet you are thinking, “How the hell can a washed up drug whore know it is National Poetry Month?”  Just because I suck dick and snort all kinds of candy doesn’t mean I do not have a brain in my head darling.  Oh no, you would be surprised at the shit I know.  Anyway, all the aforementioned also made me think of how many times people have wrote Poems about their Moms.  We are the best muses if you ask me.  The relationship we have with our offspring is diverse, sometimes the dynamic is fucked up, sometimes it is all good.  I mean hell, even if you hate your Mamma, you still think about her from time to time.  There is always that connection, which gives a creative person the fodder to write about.

Mommy phone sexWow, I’m getting deep here. HA!  You know what I want? I want some of you to write a poem about your Mom, good or bad, I don’t care.  Or if you so choose, pick one of the Moms here and let the words fly.  If you email them to me; with your permission of course; I will post them in a blog so you can see your work.  Now I have to get going because my boys need to get their butts out of bed and get ready for school.  In meantime, you go and visit Ms. Lenora, check her out, and start writing those poems! 

 

Tranny Phone Sex: Want it Rough or Sensual?

tranny phone sexTranny phone sex sluts are addicting. Once you go tranny you don’t go back. I have a new fan. He has called me daily since we first spoke last week. Like the majority of my callers, he is married with a secret. He loves special girls. Smart man. I am a special woman. A special breed. Not everyone can handle a chick with a dick. But those who can, become addicted. My cock is 10 inches hard. It is nice and thick for your tight virgin ass. When you feel me enter you for the first time, you will get weak. My cock will own your ass. My cock will make you beg to be my bottom. Depending on my mood, I can be a dominant tranny bitch and ruin your ass. Leave it gaping open, swollen and you hoping you have a bag of frozen peas to sit on later that night. Or I can be a sensual tranny and fuck that tight back door pussy of yours gently. So do you want it rough or sensual?

Happy World Vegetarian Day with Big Black Cock Phone Sex: Cruelty Free Dark Meat

black cock phone sexHappy World Vegetarian Day. Believe it or not, I am a vegetarian. Been one all my life. My folks were hippies. As a non meat eater on this day, I am here to tell you can have meat without harming any animals. Nice dark meat too, which is my favorite. I mean look at this veggie friendly black tube steak? Big, thick and chock full of healthy protein, just what a lifestyle vegetarian needs. And the best part is I can have all the dark meat I want and not feel bad for the animals. Big black cock is guilt free meat.

adult phone chatI lucked out today too because Jerome gave me a really nice tossed salad with a special creamy cucumber dressing filled with protein to do this vegetarian body good. It is a myth that vegetarians don’t get enough protein. I get cups full daily. Jerome rimmed my ass so good you could have peeled me off the ceiling. Got me good and ready for that cucumber of his. Shoved it right up my ass, exploded his special veggie sauce inside of me, which I shit out and drank up. Only thing harmed today was my anal cavity. An almost foot long veggie dog probed my back door better than any proctologist ever could.

phone sexI played with my vegan dark meat all day. I have 3 very veggie friendly holes. Consider this a PSA about vegetarianism. You can get all the dark meat you want, enough protein for an army, play with your food and not ever harm a single furry creature. Big black cock, the preferred vegan meat of slut wife vegetarians.

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Incest Phone Sex Whore Leslie

incest phone sex leslieMmm here I am Daddy, my pussy lips spread wide and I know you can see me rubbing myself, and you see this huge toy next to me. Oh yes, Daddy I want you to masturbate with me. I want you to call me while I touch myself, the hottest incest phone sex your naughty Daddy mind can imagine! I know you can even imagine as you read this my young little voice talking to you as I rub this tight pink pussy of mine! And you Daddy, I know you’ve got your cock all hard for me and you are sitting right there stroking it so good; that’s so fucking hot Daddy! I want it, and I’m going to show you how bad I want it, watch me, listen to me as I rub this already soaking wet pussy of mine Daddy! Mmm oh yes I know you love that fucking shit – who wouldn’t? I’m so horny Daddy, can’t you tell? I’ve got to get my toy now; my pussy is begging to be filled up! Look at this big one; it’s my favorite… even though it isn’t my biggest. Only 10inches, but really anything fills up this tight pussy! You like to see my suck on it, getting it all wet Daddy, mmm yes. Gotta shove it right in me now, I’m so ready to get fucked, I am so horny I have to fuck myself right now! Watch as I stuff it in me, I will watch as you jerk your big hard cock faster, come on Daddy! Cum with meeee!