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Good Advice From My Mamma

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When I was way younger my Mamma would say to me, “Brenda!” I would reply, “Mamma, my name isn’t Brenda it is Harriett.”  She would take a few more swigs of whiskey and say, “Brenda! Do you know what a man loves? A Whore! Men love them some whores. So you be the best whore you can be, you hear me girl?”  Then she would go on and on about how when she was younger all the good looking guys would sniff around her for pussy.  Married men, single men, didn’t matter, she would spread her legs for a few bucks and everyone was happy.  It got to the point though where they didn’t want Mamma anymore, they wanted me and my sisters.

Most of my sisters said, “No.” I didn’t, I liked having money, I liked being taken out and getting drunk in the back of trucks, or on front porches.  It was fun to me.  This made me feel bad for my Mamma because she wasn’t getting the type of play she used to.  Only a couple of the guys would come over for Mamma, and they were old as dirt.  It was no wonder Mamma drank up before one of them would make their way over to our place. 

The thing of it is, is that Mamma was right.  The more slutty you acted, the more attention you received, the more money in your pocket.  I loved it from the very start.  Now I say the same thing to my girls, although I do manage to get their names correct … on occasion.  I think they appreciate that little tidbit of advice, they seem to love it just as much as I did at their age. It makes me glad that when I get to be Mamma’s age that my girls will carry on the family of tradition of giving men what they love … whores.

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A Mother – The Perfect Muse For National Poetry Month

Adult phone chatGood morning everyone!  I hope your day will be a good one, but before you leave for work, or where ever it is you are going today I want you to meet someone.  Her name is Lenora and she is a sexy assed Mommy, just like I am.  Her name reminds me of the poem by Edgar Allen Poe, The Raven.  Now I know, in the poem it is Lenore, but hey, Lenora is very close.  PLUS, Lenora has jet black hair.  You see the connection?  I hope this is making some sort of sense because I have been doing bump after bump of ice, so bare with me here. HA!

Phone sexThis month is National Poetry Month.  I bet you are thinking, “How the hell can a washed up drug whore know it is National Poetry Month?”  Just because I suck dick and snort all kinds of candy doesn’t mean I do not have a brain in my head darling.  Oh no, you would be surprised at the shit I know.  Anyway, all the aforementioned also made me think of how many times people have wrote Poems about their Moms.  We are the best muses if you ask me.  The relationship we have with our offspring is diverse, sometimes the dynamic is fucked up, sometimes it is all good.  I mean hell, even if you hate your Mamma, you still think about her from time to time.  There is always that connection, which gives a creative person the fodder to write about.

Mommy phone sexWow, I’m getting deep here. HA!  You know what I want? I want some of you to write a poem about your Mom, good or bad, I don’t care.  Or if you so choose, pick one of the Moms here and let the words fly.  If you email them to me; with your permission of course; I will post them in a blog so you can see your work.  Now I have to get going because my boys need to get their butts out of bed and get ready for school.  In meantime, you go and visit Ms. Lenora, check her out, and start writing those poems! 

 

Happy World Vegetarian Day with Big Black Cock Phone Sex: Cruelty Free Dark Meat

black cock phone sexHappy World Vegetarian Day. Believe it or not, I am a vegetarian. Been one all my life. My folks were hippies. As a non meat eater on this day, I am here to tell you can have meat without harming any animals. Nice dark meat too, which is my favorite. I mean look at this veggie friendly black tube steak? Big, thick and chock full of healthy protein, just what a lifestyle vegetarian needs. And the best part is I can have all the dark meat I want and not feel bad for the animals. Big black cock is guilt free meat.

adult phone chatI lucked out today too because Jerome gave me a really nice tossed salad with a special creamy cucumber dressing filled with protein to do this vegetarian body good. It is a myth that vegetarians don’t get enough protein. I get cups full daily. Jerome rimmed my ass so good you could have peeled me off the ceiling. Got me good and ready for that cucumber of his. Shoved it right up my ass, exploded his special veggie sauce inside of me, which I shit out and drank up. Only thing harmed today was my anal cavity. An almost foot long veggie dog probed my back door better than any proctologist ever could.

phone sexI played with my vegan dark meat all day. I have 3 very veggie friendly holes. Consider this a PSA about vegetarianism. You can get all the dark meat you want, enough protein for an army, play with your food and not ever harm a single furry creature. Big black cock, the preferred vegan meat of slut wife vegetarians.

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Anal Phone Sex Addict Needs a Fix

Anal phone sex whoreWhen you are an anal phone sex whore, you do whatever you can to get cock up your ass. And, often, you don’t care whose cock is in your ass. I was jonesing for dick in my ass. My step sons are back in school and not at my beck and call 24/7 like they are in the summer, so I had to get creative. The girl next door is home schooled, but I saw her mother leave for the store. I put on a sexy red outfit that screamed come fuck me and pranced around in front of the window until I caught her attention. She was clearly confused. I guess I was too. I’m so used to seducing young boys, that I forgot I was trying to entice a young girl to come over and fuck my ass with a toy.

adult phone chatI just waved her over. Showed her a big plate of cookies and soon she was knocking on my door. I told her I needed a favor that had to be our secret. I would pay her $100. The look in her eyes suggested I could ask her to do anything for that kind of money. I explained that I have an illness and the only cure for the pain is putting something big in my butt. I handed her this kong dong I have, lubed it up and told her to just push it in hard. I explained I might scream, even cry, but not to stop. I got down on all fours in front of my couch and she started fucking my ass hard. A home schooled girl was fucking my ass with a dildo for $100. When I have an itch, it needs to be scratched immediately.

phone sex pussyI have to say for such a young girl she had some push when it came to fucking my ass. Pretty sure she was not the virgin school girl I believed her to be. When I came, she pulled the dildo out of my ass, licked it clean then buried her face between my legs and ate my pussy. Yeah, this girl was no virgin. I asked her who she has been fucking. Her response, “Your husband.” I almost lost my shit. My husband with his broke down dick had himself a little Lolita on the side. I suddenly had new found respect for my hubby.

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Happy International Peace Day with Some Interracial Phone Sex

interracial phone sexToday is International Peace Day. I am all about making love not fighting. More fucking leads to less violence in this world. With all the racial tensions in the word today, I decided to give peace a chance. Well, give a few real big pieces a chance! Got myself some international big black cock to fuck; show them how I can give their piece a chance in all my fuck holes. I started with an African Mandingo. Big tall drink of chocolate milk. The kind of chocolate that melts in your mouth too. Look at his huge piece of meat? It is show worthy. Pure black stallion thoroughbred. My mouth made love to his cock, but that huge ass dick waged a war on my pussy. But, in a good way! His big black gun fucked my cunt for a good hour before I had to call a truce! My pussy was swollen and filled with cum, but honestly, I don’t want it any other way. People aren’t fighting if they are fucking!

black cock phone sexI moved next to a group of Jamaican boys. Their country is not very peaceful. Why do you think they have so much weed! Well, I decided on this important day to show them some peace in my warm inviting well fucked holes. My ass, my cunt and my mouth all showed them how making love not war is the answer. Their huge pieces gave me peace too. When I am getting black cock, all is right with the world. Being a black cock whore is what I was meant to be. I have no stress in my life; no anger; no resentment. All the worlds problem can be solved by fucking. Fucking who you want when you want. Big black thick cock gives me inner peace. If I had to fuck little white dicks I probably would not be so peaceful!

adult phone chatSome big black cock might bring you or your wife some peace too. Always fighting? Think she is a shrew? A nag? A total bitch? Get her a black lover and she will be the most peaceful, loving woman you ever knew. Why? Because she is sexually satisfied. Folks having great sex are not violent people. More fucking, less fighting. So get your wife a big black piece today. Maybe even have some for yourself. Trust me, big black cock in white fuck holes makes the world a happier place.

Anal Phone Sex Whore Anthem: Baby Got Back

anal phone sexYou know what an anal phone sex whore’s anthem is? “Baby Got Back,” by Sir Mix A Lot. All the young girls with big beautiful booties think that twit Nicki Minaj in her song “Anaconda” coined the lyrics ” My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun.” Nicki Minaji wishes she was that lyrical. Those lyrics were penned by the ass master Sir Mix A Lot. “Baby Got Back,” always puts this anal slut in a freaky ass mood, literally. This morning, I had my jam on doing yard work. I was twerking my big ass in my way too small bikini hoping to get the attention of some anacondas!

HOT ASS SEXMy big bouncy booty got a lot of attention too. Old, young, black, white…wanted to tap my ass. Lucky for them, I want to “fuck till the break of dawn.” I love that men appreciate a round thing in their face. My neighbor boy and some of his friends were the first ones in my yard wanting a triple X throw down. I gave them a hot show too. Took those bikini bottoms off that my ass was eating and showed them my buns. Let the water from the hose cascade down my ample cheeks. Red beans and rice haven’t missed me!

adult phone chatTheir young eyes were locked on my booty. It was like they were in an ass trance. I twerked my big ass in their faces. Chubbies were popping in their shorts. Me and Sir Mix A Lot took them into my bedroom to teach them all about the butt. I took 6 little peckers in the ass. Those boys had never fucked in the ass before, hell some had never fucked. Young boys need a fat bottomed MILF to teach them the joys of anal sex. No little school girl gives up the ass. Feeling those hot loads of boy batter up my ass made me so horny. I turned around and sucked each dick back to life. I love being an ass to mouth whore too.

phone sexWith little peckers brought back to life, we got freakier. I took two boy cocks to each fuck hole. Got my swirl on too; some of those baby dicks were future anacondas of the world. Soon I had boy batter oozing out of my ass, cunt and pussy. Do you like hot ass sex? Need a freak in the bedroom who gives up the booty? My buns are hungry hun! “Dial 1-900 MIXALOT and kick those nasty thoughts.” Or better yet, just call me and tap this big fat ass.

Black Cock Phone Sex Whore Says Happy American Legion Day

black cock phone sexBlack cock phone sex sluts like me know how to celebrate American Legion Day. I went down to my local American Legion to say thank you to all the soldiers who have so bravely served this country in all of the branches of the armed forces. This is the day to pay loving tribute to all of our soldiers. I love a man in uniform, so when I saw four black men in armed forces gear, I went weak. Invited them back to my place for a very special thank you for your service gang bang. Nothing shows appreciation better than my fuck holes.

gang bang phone sexThey were down for a hot MILF size queen handling their meat too. Couldn’t wait to get back to my place. The moment we entered my house they started pawing at me, trying to rip my clothes off. Black men fuck like savages. I love it. Do I look like I want to be made love to? Fuck no. I want raw, animalistic sex. Just what these soldiers wanted to give me too. I unzipped their pants and gave a salute to the biggest, bravest, blackest cocks in town. All four were at attention for me too.

phone sex slutI downed their black cocks like the veteran black cock whore I am. So sweet. They gave me the 21 gun salute. In my mouth, in my pussy and up my ass. They fucked the shit out of me too. Four well hung black vets can do more damage to my fuck holes than a whole legion of white soldiers any day. At one point, I got double stuffed up my ass. I shit out a bucket of cum on to the floor, which being a good cum guzzling slut, I licked clean.

I love soldiers. Men who so bravely defend this country, deserve to be fucked today. Even small dick white vets should get laid. Not by me of course. My pussy and ass belong to the Black Armed Services.

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Biggest Cum Shot for Breakfast

biggest cum shot on titsBiggest cum shot on my curvy body happened this morning. I was asleep when I felt something on my face. My step son woke up with morning wood and wanted me to take care of it. He was rubbing his hard cock all over my face until I awoke. I know it is going to be a great day when the first thing I see when I open my eyes is a nice hard cock. I woke myself up slurping on his throbbing rod. I could taste the pre cum oozing out the head. Tasted amazing. Better than coffee in the morning. I had his hard cock down my throat balls deep as they say. I could feel his hard nuts swelling up with cum as he fucked my mouth. I was so turned on I started rubbing my pussy. My fingers were coated in my love juice. He grabbed my fingers, then licked my cum off them as he squirted his load all over my tits and tummy. I wish every morning started off like that. Oh wait, at my house it does.

Playing house!

 

Family Fun Phone Sex

So I was at the supermarket one day when I ran into a handsome man. He had a charming smile and a fit body. He gave me a once over and then invited me over for dinner. I mentioned my three girls and he said he had three boys, so they were more than welcome as well. When we showed up, we got so much more than we were expecting. Dinner was lovely and he was charming as were his young boys. As he and I chatted and sipped wine, the youngins went to the other room to play. Things got heated between the dad and I but then I could hear some moaning… and it wasn’t me. Getting up, I headed into the playroom to see the three boys and my three girls all fucking each other. I was shocked and a little jealous.
Turning to the dad, I asked if he wanted to join in and eager, he let my girls give him all their attention while I was able to play with his boys. I think I may have found my new play partners.

Party Girls Phone Sex with a Hot MILF

phone sex ReannaWhy party with the young girls when you can party with a hot mama? If you’re looking for some sexy party girls phone sex with a smokin’ MILF, you need look no further than Mommy Reanna. After all, it’s the last day of the summer, and there’s no better way to celebrate Labor Day than to send the summer out with a bang by banging your way through a few cold ones, then grabbing a guy and banging on every flat surface imaginable.

Cum throw summer aside with me as we throw four sheets to the wind, and let’s fall our way into fall.