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World Peace Day with Blair: GIve Piece a Chance

Today is World Peace today. And in a blonde moment, I thought it was World Piece Day. You know as in get a piece of ass. So, I put on a slutty outfit and went out to celebrate by giving out some tail. Now, I figured out my mistake pretty quickly. But I didn’t care. I thought I could still promote the day by making love not war. I was downtown when I spotted a group of international looking guys who were part of some peace day demonstration. To me, no better way to spread peace, than to spread my legs. Who wants to fight when they just got laid. When they just came? No one that’s who. What the world needs now is more fucking. Fucking leads to peace.

I got down on my knees, in midst of a group of guys and started unzipping pants. Another like minded whore decided to join me in spreading peace. Before long, there was quite a group of guys around us with their cocks out. I was a sucking machine. Took about 15 cocks down my throat. I will do anything to spread peace.  Of course, I could not just suck cocks, I had to spread piece also. I got on all fours for a World Peace Day gang bang celebration.  Those guys were all on board my peace train too. Cock after cock stuffed my ass, cunt and mouth. Felt so good to be spreading  harmony. The only violence going on was to my ass! And, that is my kind of violence. I love rough anal.

By the time I was done spreading peace, I was covered in cum.  A peace loving cum dumpster whore. I should be the international spokesperson for spreading peace.  Spreading peace, getting a piece–all has the same result-happy people. And happy people are not violent. So, if you are tired of the violence and the hate in this world, today, and every day, make love not war. Fucking is the best way to harmonious relations among us all. Give piece a chance, and peace will find us all.

How a Cougar Shovels Snow

Mother nature is fucking crazy this year. Woke up yesterday to several inches of snow before December. I don’t do manual labor unless fucking big black cock counts as labor! So, needless to say, I don’t shovel snow. But , my car was buried and there was no pee path for my pups. What does a hot cougar do when she needs snow shoveled? She calls her hot stepson. Before I even made my coffee, there were 4 hot college studs and my stepson at my door shoveling snow. I was getting hot and bothered watching them in my yard doing all that labor. I jokingly yelled out the window, “Give me a show.” Suddenly, they started taking their clothes off. In 20 degree weather, these college studs shoveled my snow naked. Now that was a show.

I invited them in to warm up, well warm me up. I sucked their hard cocks. How they stayed hard in that chill was beyond me. My stepson said it was my hot body they kept them warm. I thanked each one with my hands, mouth and boobs. Made sure each one gave me a hot creamy load of cum. My stepson did the most work, so he got to fuck me first. I was riding him reverse cowgirl in front of his friends. Even though I had just made them all cum, they were hard again watching my show. They stood their stroking their cocks for me as my stepson pumped his dick in and out of my ass and cunt. I was so turned on by all the hard throbbing dick around me, I squirted. Full on jet stream. I hit the boys with my juice.

Well squirting on my college studs turned my afternoon into a gang bang. I ended up fucking all four of my stepson’s  fraternity pals. They covered me in cum, I covered them in cum.  Hot jizz is better than a hot toddy on a snowy day anytime.

Like Granny, Like Grand-Daughter: Love for BBC is in the Genes

I recently found my grandma’s dairy. Turns out granny had some secrets. She had a love for black cock too. But in the 50s, interracial sex was not common place, nor was it socially acceptable. Everyone knows I love big black cock. I don’t hide my need for black cock. My granny, however, could not be open about her desires. The 50s were different sexually and racially. As I read her diary I became so sad for her having to hide her black lovers; keep her sexual preference for dark chocolate a dirty little secret. I blast my sexual escapades with black dick all over the Internet. If granny had done that, she would have been killed, and her lovers too.

According to her dairy, interracial sex was likened to savagery and even cannibalism. It was considered a deviant desire that according to the leading sex experts of the time, required electro shock therapy or even a lobotomy to fix. Wanting a real man that can satisfy me sexually, who can take control of me, who can fill me up is not deviant, but natural behavior. And I sure as hell don’t need cured. What needs cured is tiny dick syndrome. White pathetic men who think their small wieners can do anything for a woman and that size does not matter.  Of course size matters. I bet the men who persecuted my granny’s sexual life in the 50s were men with little peckers who felt threatened by the virility of a black stud. Insecure, pathetic losers who could never make a woman cum.

The more I read my granny’s diary the more respect I had for her. She was a brave woman to take charge of her sexual needs in an era that believed she had none. In the 50s women were to have sex to procreate, not sexual enjoyment. Women made love, but never fucked.  Kudos to my granny for not wanting to lay on a bed counting ceiling tiles. She wanted to fuck. Just like I do, but I have the freedom to fuck. Any man who is threatened by my need for thick dark meat or love for fucking, can lobotomize themselves. Life is too short to waste on small cocks and no orgasms. My granny had no real recourse when it came to dealing with insecure white men. Women were expected to be submissive in the 50s. But today, I can make a tiny dick loser my bitch; my pet; my cuckold; my sissy; my helper.

I feel sorry for all the women of the 50s who believed size didn’t matter . I’m glad I live in a more enlightened sexual era. My granny was a sexual pioneer. But reading about her black lovers and her love for big cock in an era of female sexual repression, made me wonder if it’s in my DNA to want those monster black cocks.

Impregnate an Indian MILF, Celebrate Native American Heritage Month

I am actually half Native American. Guess you could say I am a half breed, like the Cher song from the 70s. Every November, during National Native American Heritage Month, I get in touch with my roots.  I travel up to Lac du Flambeau, Wisconsin, where my grandma was raised. It’s a small reservation, but they have a gambling casino and lots of camping, so the town makes it money off of tourists. This weekend, they held their annual Pow Wow. Most participants are Native American, but always a few folks just curious about the culture.

I wore my face makeup and a full headdress. I kind of stick out in a traditional buckskin dress because of my big boobs. Well, I attracted an admirer at the Pow Wow, a barely legal one too. He seemed to have some archaic, even racist views of Native American women. Thought we were all submissive “sqaws.” Well, it was my duty to teach him about modern women. You see in Native American culture, women are celebrated above men; we are quite dominate actually. We can give life, and that alone makes us superior. We are goddesses of fertility. I took him into the  Tee Pee I was staying in for the weekend. I sucked his cock; titty fucked him; then rode his young hard cock. I called the shots. Fucked him on my terms. I thought I would mess with him a bit. I demanded he give me his young seed so I could procreate like the Goddess I am.  I begged for him to cum deep inside me. Explained his only role in a Native American woman’s world was to impregnate her.

He shot his load way up inside me. I told him I could feel my belly getting bigger instantly, my boobs filling with milk. He fell for it. Felt like a God for a moment thinking he had such potent sperm he could impregnate me instantly. He was a hot young fuck. Pretty sure he had some good swimmers too. He was half my age. Young, dumb and full of cum. Just what every Native American Goddess wants in a fuck. Hell, what every MILF wants in a fuck.

Cougars, Cock and Coke

I partied hard Friday night. Been a long time since I did lines of coke, boozed it up and fucked all night. But, it’s like riding a bike. You never forget how to party. A girlfriend of mine came over that night. Our intent was to watch some scary movies and pass out candy to trick or treaters. But, my youngest stepson stopped by with a fraternity brother of his and they had some blow on them. We got to talking about how long it’s been since I partied like a rock star and the next thing you know, I am on all fours, doing lines of coke off my friend’s ass while getting double penetrated by stepson and his friend.

Brought back memories of wild party nights when I was in my 20s. I’m a cougar now, but you know what? I can still party. We fucked all night long and most of Saturday too. Blow makes cocks so hard. I even convinced my girlfriend to fuck my stepson. She normally prefers older men, but when she saw his hammer  of a cock, she had second thoughts about older men. My stepson and his friend did their share of coke, but they certainly did not need it to get or stay hard. No blue pills in their future anytime soon.

Great weekend. Turned my friend into a certified cougar. Reminded myself I am not as old as I thought I was. And got plenty of coke, cock and cum.

Happy Plush Animals Lovers Day

Today is Plush Animal Lover’s Day. This is a day of celebration that is held every year to show your favorite stuffed toy some extra special love and appreciation. As a younger girl, I was very fond of my stuffed animals, overly fond of them actually. I showed them a lot of love. I had this one life sized plush camel that got shown the most love. I would ride that thing like a horse. I’d get on top of it naked and grind my pretty little bald beaver in between his humps, creaming all over its fur.  I still have Mr. Humps too. I brought him out today to reconnect. I’m a lot bigger now, and my pussy is no longer bald, but I did show him “some extra special love and appreciation” in honor of this special day.

Now, instead of fitting in between his humps, I can actually fuck one of his humps. I didn’t want them to get jealous, so I made sure I inserted each of Mr. Humps’ hump into my pussy and grinded away until I exploded. I was lost in the memories of frottage with my stuffed animals when my stepson said my name. I looked up to see him jacking his cock. Before I could take care of him, he shot his load across the room right in Mr. Humps’ mouth. Nothing shows extra special love and appreciation than a creamy facial! When I told him about Plush Animal Lover’s Day and all the fun I had rubbing my little bald cunnie all over  my stuffed animals, he went into his room and pulled out the  few he had and instructed me to give them some love too. He enjoyed watching me rub them all over my cunt. I told him now his stuffed animals would always smell like me.

The original origins of this day’s creation are vague, but it seems to be based in some unconfirmed Urban Legend.  A  teddy bear collector came up with the idea of a Teddy Bears Picnic Day in the late eighties. Rumor has it that other stuffed animals became jealous that Teddy Bears had their own celebration and demanded a special day all of their own! And now, we have Plush Animal Lovers Day. So today, I have been celebrating with Mr. Humps, my stepson and his stuffed animals. Don’t knock it till you try it. Feels good to rub your pussy all over a stuffed animal.  Something hot about that friction!

A Cock So Big I Was His Bitch

I have a new real man who calls me. He understands what I need and his 9 inch cock that is coke bottle thick guarantees him I am his WHORE. I am a switch hitter.  If you got a small dick, you are my bitch. If you got a nice big one, well I am YOUR bitch. And, I was not only his bitch, but his little breeding whore. You see when a man has a real cock, his sperm is potent and can knock thirty bitches up with one load. My new stud pounded my pussy and ass the way I deserve to be pounded. I was begging for him to knock me up. I was screaming for his baby batter. This world needs more hot bitches and more well hung studs. We have enough tint dick losers. My pussy was hungry for his cock and for his spunk. I am a greedy whore for a big dick. He made it clear that he owned my pussy. That my pussy was his private vessel to drop his seed into whenever he wanted. He wants to breed me.  I can’t blame him. I am a pretty bitch; I would breed more pretty bitches.

I cannot begin to stress how important size is to me. I am a goddess and I know what I need. My new stud knows what I need. His divine rod in all my fucking holes filling me up with his cum. I am a hot bitch and I will not settle for less than I deserve. I need more studs to take control of me, fuck  me  like the bitch in heat that I am. Are you worthy enough to impregnate me?

 

Foot Fetish Phone Sex with Vinny

I love my feet, I bet you do too. Just look at them. They are so pretty and smooth. I get pedicures regularly; plus I live near the beach and sand is a natural exfoliate, which helps keeps my feet in good condition to be worshiped by your mouth, by your cock. I know you are staring at them right now. Imagining putting each pretty little toe in your mouth, maybe even the whole foot. I bet if you close your eyes, you can feel my feet wrapped around your cock. I give the best foot jobs. Not only do you enjoy my feet working up and down on your shaft, but I get to enjoy the feel of your cum squishing between my toes. Hot jizz oozing all over my feet is so sexy. And, luckily I am in great shape, so I can take my own cum covered feet and put them n my mouth to suck that spunk right off. I bet you would get hard again just watching that!

I love all sorts of foot play. You can rub, suck, lick, nibble, dress, smell, manicure, massage, kiss, bind and caress my feet for both of our arousal. I can even trample, stomp, squish, or jack your dick with my pretty feet. What are you waiting for? Cum get my pretty feet and toes.

Don’t Delude Yourself Loser, Size Does Matter

Hey there tiny dick loser. Look at my hot body. You know you want me. But guess what? You don’t deserve me. I am way too hot for you, LOSER. That’s right, my Pomeranian has a bigger package than you. Hell, my clit gets bigger than your dick when a real man is working it. And you are correct, you are not a man. A man has a cock, not a clit stick.  A man makes a woman cum, not squint and laugh. A real man can get it up without the help of a pretty blue pill. A real man can fuck a woman all night long with minimal down time.  Areal man can fuck in any position because his dick won’t fall out of my pussy. A real man can cover me in cum. A real man can give me something I can feel.

I do not understand women who say size doesn’t matter. Size is the only  thing that matters. I can’t wait to laugh at you; reject you; make you beg and plead ; dress you up; force you to suck cock; deny you; humiliate you; maybe even fuck you in your back door pussy.

If you got a tiny dick, you better not call to fuck me.  Access to my hot holes will be denied to anyone with less than 8 inches of solid meat. Know your place loser. And that would be being my sissy, my slave, my cuckold, my pet, my bitch, my fluffer, my clean up boy….

He’s Still My Little Boy

My pussy has been dripping wet since he left thinking about our time together. I have had to change my panties so many times that I finally said fuck it and put on a skirt with no panties at all. My son is all grown up and lives out of town but he had a business trip that brought him home and of course he stayed with mommy. I made sure  to go shopping for all his favorite things before he got here but more importantly I made sure to get all the things I wanted for our play dates after he got home from work. He may be all grown up but he will always be my little boy and I made sure he knew that while we both enjoyed some good old fashioned role play. I got lots of diapers and bottles and all the things a little one would need. Each evening when he got home I took his big grown up man clothes off. I laid him on the bed and powdered his bottom before putting on his diaper and giving him his bottle. In his playpen he went while mommy cooked dinner cooing at him just like I did so many years ago. After feeding him and giving him his nightly bath I laid him on my lap and let him suckle my breasts eagerly while I fondled his dick in his diaper, making him hard and ready. Mommy took such good care of her little boy and he loved every minute of the pampering and attention. I hope he has to come back soon for business so we can do it again!