Category: Furry Friends Phone Sex

Old McDonald Had A Farm

adult phone chat dixieEvery now and then I have to get out of the city and to the farm. I love the smell of the freshly mowed grass and the sound of the farm animals. My cunt gets wet as soon as I see the barn full of big strong four legged furry critters. All the various sizes and shapes of dick waiting for a bitch in heat to work them over and take their load. As a Jizz junkie I am in hog heaven, pardon the pun. You can’t imagine how cute a cork screw cock is, or a big thick dick that hangs almost to the ground and shoots at least a gallon of thick milky cum. From Rover to Wilbur to big old Charlie, I spend the entire day playing with them all while singing “Old McDonald had a farm….with a dick dick here and a dick dick there…hairy dick…scary dick…everywhere a dick dick…” It’s a furry fuck fest and a hot squirting pussy kind of day for this jizz junkie.

Phone sex party weekend

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This weekend I had a get together at my house and it got really crazy. My little furry monster even got some action. We were getting crazy. Everyone was wasted and we all were passing around some white pills. The whole house was shaking. It was like one big room of group sex. One of my girlfriends tounges found its way in my mouth, while we were both getting fucked and pounded from behind. Her dudes hands were finding their way around my body and my guy was doing the same to her body. As our jaws dropped from it feeling so good, some cocks found their way to our mouths. We were sucking that white cream right from their cocks. We could not get enough! The more we fucked the more we wanted more and more. I took my monster even and let him mount me from behind. We all had a great kinky and dirty time.

Big Tit Photos and a Hot Squirting Pussy, Oh My

Big tit photos Do you like big tit photos? I have some huge fun bags. They aren’t real. But guess what? Most men don’t give a fuck. Big tits are big tits. You can titty fuck and cum on a pair of knockers of any size, real or fake.  I was masturbating in my living room last night. Blinds up, lights on. I wanted to be seen and I was seen by lots of big tit and wet pussy lovers. Exposing myself like that gets me so fucking wet. Sloppy wet. In fact I was making myself squirt all over the my window. My married neighbor guy walked by with his dog right as my pussy cream was flying out my cunt and smacking the window. He stopped dead in his tracks. Huge ass boner in his pants. Not for long, however. When I scooped out some of my girl juice from my hot squirting pussy and licked my fingers clean, he came in his pants.  Hot squirting dick all over the inside of his Levis. I invited him inside. I wanted to pump that cock up again because I needed dicked. I wanted a big cock in my twat and my shit hole. I just get so horny sometimes I will fuck anyone or anything, including man’s best friend. Before I molested Fido, however, my neighbor with his big dick came to the rescue. I just had to pump some life back into his cock. Look at me? Look at my lips? I can make a dead man cum. He was hard as a rock in a couple of minutes and ramming his cock in and out of my pussy. I of course was squirting all over his cock. He is like Statefarm. Like a good neighbor he is always there for my pussy and ass.

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Phone Sex Party Whore Loves to Smoke

Smoking goes hand and hand with me and drinking, and even on a hot phone sex call. Smoking fetish phone sex is a hot little number, and I’m all in. Just laying back having pussy eaten as I puff away on a joint is my idea of chilling, but smoking a ciggy and being analy blasted can be fun also. 

I’ve just had the hottest cock sucking session with a guy I met at the bar, he wanted me to puff my ciggy and suck his cock. I would blow my smoke on the cock and continue to suck it off. I then sat back to enjoy the smoke and stroke his cock off with my feet. We had such a great time as he finished all over my feet and we kissed after I blew my smoke in his mouth.

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Fucking like bunnies…

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I was pounding me some pussy and he was loving it. My anal newbie was a total ass freak and I was wrecking it. Balls to balls deep, it seemed that this older guy couldn’t get enough. Damn, I’m a young one and I couldn’t keep up with his insatiable lust. Finally, I just flopped down and let him take over. He was on my ass like a brat on candy. Penetrating me with a long skinny cock, he buzzed my ass like the Easter bunny on steroids. I just lie there, enjoying the action when he starts squeaking and bouncing. By then, I decide that the Easter bunny is really on my ass and it’s freaking me out just a little. I’m waiting for the feel of fur. I try to get away from him but he is buried deep between my ass cheeks and not stopping anytime soon.

Are you ready for the end of this hot blog? All it needs is you to complete this “tail” of hot cock and bunny lust. Call me and tell me how you would finish this and we’ll get off together.

Oh, and Happy Easter.

Big Tit Photos Shoot Goes Wrong

big tit photosI love posing for big tit photos. This week, I needed to pose for them to pay the rent. I answered an ad in the back of one of those seedy truck stop porn magazines I bought at Southern Exposure. I was gone for the weekend to Indianapolis and thought I might be able to make some extra cash there to pay the rent Monday. I flaunt my big boobs all the time, why not actually profit off of them? I should have known better, but I used the rent money to party and I’m too pampered to live in a shelter. I showed up at this guy’s house for a photo shoot. Deal was I would get $500 for 2 hours of nude modeling. House was an over statement. Shack was a better description. As I knocked on the door, that voice of reason told me to run, but the voice of desperation was louder. I thought to myself no way anyone living in this slum could afford to pay $500. The guys that answered was older, looked pretty normal, so I went inside ignoring my inner voice. All was normal for awhile. I did a slow striptease; teased him with my big tits as he took photos. He said he resells pictures of pretty girls to various online porn sites, makes twice what he pays models. Sounded legitimate to me. When he excused himself to pee, I got nervous. He was gone a long time. He came back with a gun and a big 4 legged beast. He pointed it right at my head. “You have two options whore. Die or let Fido here have his way with you,” he smirked. He wanted to take much different pictures than I thought. I guess the fetish market pays a lot more. I scanned the room, tried to think of my options, but I didn’t have any. A bullet or fucked by man’s best friend? Easy choice. I sucked it up, got on all fours and let Fido prep my plump pussy with his tongue. A little peanut butter and that beast was all over me. A simple command and he has pumping his red rocket in me while his master snapped million dollar photos as he called them. Desperate times, desperate measures. What is the worst thing you have done for money?

Glenda’s Wet Bald Pussy isn’t Just For Men

wet bald pussy glenda ffWet bald pussy tastes so good. I guess you could call me a nasty freak sometimes. Normally I am just a horny slut who likes to seduce married men and trib with sexy girls. I do like to rim ass and I can be quite the exhibitionist. I am not ashamed of my curves at all. I love to flaunt them. I do gang bangs and fuck strangers. But that is nothing compared to my naughty secret. When I am super horny and no dick easily accessible, I smear peanut butter on my pussy. I bet you know where I am going with this too, don’t you? I let my best friend with four legs use his magic tongue to get me off. A few licks of my creamy peanut butter snatch and I am cumming all over the place. Now, he is my best friend, but he is no substitute for cock. But when a girl is horny, she will do what she has to do to get off. What crazy things have you done to get off?

Phone Sex Fantasies w/ Furry Friends

I’m a dirty phone sex mommy into all kinds of mischief. So it is of little surprise to most how mischievous my offspring slutkin gets. Yeah, we tend to drink and do drugs together, or rather I get her fucked up with me. One night we got a little curious with some of our furry friends and I had my slutkin doing naughty things with our friends. 

I got a kick out of how she would perform with them and even let a couple of my guy friends witness this little slut in action. Well, you know that things escalated and she started to play around with them a lot.  One of the guys mentioned I could really make bank off that little show she puts on. 

Well, Of course I took this offer up and had my slutkin sucking cock and taking that horny beast on. I mean I could not help but also decide to get in on some of that furry friend fun. There is very little the two of won’t do for the right price!

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Let it Snow…

My phone sex slut daughters and I love to get snowed in. We always anticipate the snow days and have a stockpile of goodies in reserve for such. We even have easy access to some hot cock when we need to keep from getting cabin fever… so let it snow!

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My sluts and I will have a blast playing in the snow and making naughty snowmen with a nice pecker and a dirty old man grin on his face. We just can’t seem to build a normal snowman as the cold gets to us and we keep warm snickering about the naughty things we do to mr snowman. One year we even made him into a panty sniffer as my girls couldn’t resist flinging their panties onto his carrot nose and carrot penis. My sluts are truly little nymphos with the dirtiest of minds. I admit it I am to blame with their pageantry days of special interviews have really made them little she devil princesses of sin.

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Phone Sex Mommy Haley Loves a Party

Phone sex loving p-mommy lives to fuck and party. I could fucking care less if my little one gets fucked up and sodomized. She’s a dear little thing but mommy likes her drugs phone sex so much I fail to really give a damned as long as I’m getting what I want. Breeding phone sex is intoxicatingly wild with me since it makes me fucking horny.

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One night I was living up to my standards and in the middle of a gangbang when it was brought to my attention that the little slut was taking advantage of our furry friends. I found it so fucking hot as did the guys fucking me. We fed the little slut some cock and jizz as she was taking cock from mans best friend. We fucking had a blast that night and now they are always trying to find more kinky ways to fuck that little slut.