I think you deserve more phone sex in 2026. I pretty much hung up my stripper heels because I’m 40 now. Now I know I don’t look it, and I don’t act it, but I really don’t want to go to the club 4 nights a week anymore. Although I will never completely retire from the stripper life, I will entertain private parties and special requests. And I will continue to hire and train the talent. But I want to stay home more, and I want to fuck more and I want to talk dirty more.
I’m off to a good start. I worked all Friday on my phone line. Usually Fridays, I go to the club. But I wanted to see how busy my phone line might get. And as it turns out, just like the strip club, Fridays appear busy. Everybody gets paid and they want to spend their money on the sexy ladies.
As soon as I signed on, I got a four-hour call. Party boy. But I never judge. Get as fucked up as you want on a call but understand that the more you drink or the more you smoke the less likely your dick will work. Women don’t have that problem. I can cum no matter if I polished off 3 bottles of wine or not. I never struggle to get a wet bald pussy.
My party caller wanted to explore his fetish. He likes to worship ass. Not a problem for me. I’ve made a lot of money off my ass over the years. Men love to lick it, fuck it, smell it, spank it, and just admire it. This baby got back. And every woman loves owning a private ass worshiper.
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So, I sat on my caller’s face for hours. We swapped kinky stories as he munched on my ass. I even pissed down his throat a few times too. If you eat ass, I don’t think golden showers will offend you. And he loved it. He told me it tasted better than the champagne he drank on New Year’s Eve.
We enjoyed a great conversation. Of course, his dick wouldn’t work. But it never would’ve pleased me anyway because he confessed that he only has a 3-inch cock. Hell, I can’t use the word cock. Not in the same breath as 3 inches at least. That’s a shrimp’s tail.
So, I guess in hindsight it didn’t matter that he acted too drunk to get an erection. I would’ve denied him anyway. And something else I want more of in 2026 is small cock humiliation phone sex. I just love shaming little dicks. And making sure men know that they don’t meet my standards. So, if you have a small cock like my caller, be prepared to lick some ass and drink some piss because you will never fuck me.






















