One of the perks of being a high-end girlfriend, stripper and phone whore, is that I can dole out small cock humiliation phone sex whenever I want. This sexy babe knows a cock from a shrimp’s tale. And I have a new humiliation junkie in my orbit too. Dave came into the club last week for the first time. Part of a bachelor party in the club to celebrate the death of a friend. Although, he was not the dude getting married, he wanted a lap dance for himself.
Since Dave looked good and clearly had money, I took him into the VIP room. The Rolex on his arm cost more than my car. So, I had high hopes for him. But once I pulled out his dick in the Vip room to give him head, I wanted to scream, “Where’s the beef?” Dave appeared to be all potatoes and no meat. When he said suck my big fat cock, I broke out into laughter. You cannot say big if your cock looks smaller than my pinky finger. And you cannot say fat when you have a pencil dick ether.
Being a Sexy Babe Has Perks Like Being Selective About the Cocks I Fuck
This sexy gfe phone sex babe has standards. I did not even attempt to blame the club for denying him head. I spelled it out for him. He does not have a cock. However, he does have a clit stick. I took off my panties and tossed them to him. Told him to put them on. I mean the loser’s dick would get lost in his boxers. So, I informed him he needs to wear panties to protect his tiny family jewels.
Dave fought me initially, but when he realized he could not even pay me to touch his dick, he succumbed and became my humiliation piggie. And he did pay me. But he did not pay me to fuck. He paid me an annoyance tax. Let this be a cautionary tale. If you lack the beef, do not try to fuck a babe out of your league. All she will do is laugh at you and give you financial domination phone sex. Pay up tiny dick piggies.