Category: Fantasy Phone Sex

BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: My First Bald Beaver

A few years ago, my BFF told me my pussy was ugly. She said no guy wants to lick a hairy snatch; no girl either. Well, I was upset thinking that I was losing out on cock because I had some girl fur. I had thought men were not interested me once they saw me naked because I had saggy tits or a big butt or even a little cellulite on my thighs. At that point in my life, I was insecure about my curves. I considered myself fat. Being the kick ass friend she was, she arranged for her “personal landscaper” to come to my house. I was nervous. I mean hot wax on my pussy? That sounded painful.  I was so nervous I even shaved my cunt a bit to trim it up for the groomer. How funny was that? Turns out that was a bad idea because the more hair you have on your twat, the easier it is to pull the hair from the root. Well, I downed a bottle of wine, and my bestie took pics for special memory book. The pain wasn’t that bad. I fucking loved my new bald look. So smooth and pretty. Showed off my plump pussy lips very well too. I actually found the whole thing so hot, that I masturbated.  Right there for my BFF and her spa lady to see. That was the first time I ever had a woman  lick my pussy too. The girls wanted me to see how much better it feels to be licked on when have a smooth canvas. It felt so good, that not a week goes by now that I don’t indulge in some girl on girl action. Women eat the best pussy.

My BFF was right too. The problem with men backing out on fucking me once I was naked had nothing to do with my body type. It was my hairy beaver. Many guys like to see pretty swollen puffy pink lips while fucking. Plus, when my bald cunt is filled with cum, it looks so much prettier. My confidence soared. I rock my curves. I get a Brazilian wax every 3 weeks now like clockwork. And I  get cock daily. I’m not fat; I’m phat! And forever grateful to my best friend for teaching me the joys of a bald pussy.  She changed my life!

Hot Phonesex with My Favorite Truck Driver

I love fresh produce, and the only place to get it is a little farm stand near the highway at a truckstop. I headed out and made my way to the produce market. I was picking up my usual items, when this giant red semi truck pulled into the parking lot, paused a moment, then pulled over and parked. I couldn’t see inside the truck, but somehow I knew that whoever was inside was looking at me.

The wind was blowing and my skirt was flying around, definitely showing off my sexy legs and ass a little too much for a summer morning. I lingered a little, waiting to see if someone was going to get out of that truck. Sure enough, the door opened and a roughly handsome man climbed out of the cab. He was staring right at me and I actually got butterflies. How bold! I love an alpha male and this guy was not disappointing!

He walked over in his jeans that fit his bulge just right, and asked me my name. I told him and he said his name was Dan and that I was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. My heart melted, and his bravado got my pussy wet immediately. I told him thank you and didn’t know what else to say. He leaned in and whispered in my ear that he wanted to fuck me. I was surprised, but just smiled and asked, but where?

He nodded towards his truck, and I realized of course! There is a bed in there! I put my produce down, he took my hand, and we walked over to his truck. It was so huge, I was so turned on. He helped me inside and then took me over completely by grabbing me and pulling me into the back where the bed was. He fucked me so good that day at the truckstop, I felt like such a dirty whore. I said his name as I came over and over.

I will definitely be visiting that produce stand again, waiting for my Danny boy to come back through town!

Gang Bang Phone Sex with Glenda: Good Will Humping

I’ve never been to college, but this past year I have been thinking about returning to school. You are never too old right? Well, I saw something on the History Channel about ancient bodies being dug up and studied for clues to our past. I told a friend of mine I think archeology would be a good and fun major. I asked him where the best college for archeology was and he did some research for me and said, hands down, Harvard. At first, I was rethinking my decision. Harvard is a real smarty school. No way I could get in. But my friend said you never know what a department is looking for, so why not at least plan a visit and find out? We did just that. We road tripped to Cambridge, MA.

When I got there , I got a tour of the whole campus. I don’t think Harvard has seen anyone like me before. Maybe it was the way I was dressed or my big beautiful curves. IDK. But all eyes were on me. I loved it.  After that tour, I got to meet the department head of the Archeology Department. He was hot in that nerdy older man way. I kept thinking Indiana Jones and my pussy got wet. He didn’t really make eye contact with me much though.  We talked for about an hour about why I was interested in Harvard and what the school had to offer me. Then a college geek showed up to show me the department and the museum. I got a behind the scenes look at some of the cool shit they do. But, again, all the students were staring at me. I finally asked my student host what was up. He stammered a bit and said well, “Your outfit is a bit nontraditional for Harvard, But I love it.”

After the tour of the campus museum, he took me back to the student office so I could meet all the other students in the department.  I was beginning to second guess myself; did I belong here? Then one Sheldon like geek came up to me and point blank said, “You are the hottest thing I have ever seen, but you don’t fit in.” I was a little perturbed, so I grabbed his crotch, and retorted, “I bet you’d like to fit in, wouldn’t you?” The poor guy creamed his pants right there in front of me and his fellow students. But no one was laughing. In fact they looked a little angry. Like how dare I humiliate their colleague. So, I thought fast, and flashed my big boobs and said, “Let’s have fun.”  Well that diffused them quickly. This big group of nerds needed to get laid, and they need a real woman to help them!

I started unzipping pants and hard cocks were flying out.  I got down on my knees and told them to line up for  the thrill of a lifetime. I can suck some cock. Hell, I sucked 12 hard young cocks. A few I am sure had never been sucked before. I was covered in cum. A total jizz junkie whore. You would have thought I was planning on majoring in cum. I was getting cleaned up, when one guy was like, “Wait, we aren’t done yet.” I didn’t think they had it in them, but what the hell, I might as well show these nerds a good time. I got up on one of the tables used for studying crap that’s been in the ground. I got on all fours so I could take a cock in my mouth, one in each hand, one in my pussy and one in my ass. We fucked for hours. I was cum drenched and my ass was gaping open.  A couple nerdy Harvard girls even came into the room and joined the fun.  I know that was the most fun ever had in that room! And, I may not be Harvard material, or even college material, but that doesn’t mean I don’t know how to make the grade! I just graduated cum a sum laude and enjoyed some hot geeky good will humping. Those Harvard geeks in the archeology department will never forget the day Glenda visited campus.

 

Role Play Phone Sex with Blair: Ruler of Cock

You know when you are little you fantasize about what you will be when you grow up. And, you are full of innocence and your parents encouragement so you honestly think you can be anything, anyone. Well, I wanted to be Catherine the Great.  I knew she was dead, but I had yet to realize the US didn’t operate like Russia. All I knew was that she was beautiful, wealthy, noble and powerful. She was the longest ruling female of Russia. She possessed the qualities I wanted. As I got older, and studied history in college, I became more fascinated with her. By this time, I was an established submissive and exploring all sorts of kinky sexual fantasies. I read every book I could on her, saw every movie made about her,  and dressed up as her whenever I could.

Catherine the Great was what I could not be; what was not in my instinct to be: dominate. But, we did share a passion for sexual deviancy. I read countless stories about her sexual exploits and would masturbate. She had a very healthy libido and was not afraid to indulge her sexual proclivities. Everyone knows the rumor about the horse. But beyond that, she was notorious for liking younger cock and giving favor to those  young strapping lads by selecting them for positions within her political cabinet. She bore more than one illegitimate offspring too. After her husband died, she refused to marry again. She did not care about appearances.  She cared about power and desire.  She did not deny herself sexual pleasure.  She was way ahead of her time. Can you blame me for wanting to be her or just like her when I grew up? She had a huge sexual appetite. She had an erotic obsession for  boy cock. She apparently loved doing perverted and sick things to get off. She fucked outside her marriage and indulged in family fun. She was my idol.

In hindsight, I know it looks silly to think I could have been Catherine the Great as a younger girl, but didn’t you have some out of the box fantasies when you were younger too? And can you blame me for wanting to be a powerful , insatiable ruler of cock? It still gets my cunt wet thinking of all the boys she had, the two legged and four legged variety!

 

Free as a Butterfly: Exhibitionist Phone Sex with Vinny

Ever since I was younger, I have been an exhibitionist. I’d run around naked as a wee lass and always resist any attempts to put clothes on me.  I felt like clothes were constraints. I still feel that way. We are born naked, so naked is our natural state. I love nude beaches. I love public sex and getting naked in places I might get caught. I even enjoy flashing unsuspecting folks. I have a great body and I don’t mind showing it off.  Plus, I think too many people are uptight about sex and human sexuality. The body in its natural form is a beautiful work of art. Our bodies are like butterflies. They blossom as they mature, get more beautiful with age. And we should be free with our bodies like the butterfly. Free to show it off, free to do what feels good, free from all societal constraints, free from judgment…

I am at the beach this week, and although I do visit the nude beach to cock hunt, I love walking up and down the boardwalk flashing people. Sometimes I am just nude under a little jacket or sometimes I am walking around amongst groups of folks of all ages in the tiniest of swimsuits. One that leaves little to the imagination.  Early this morning, I found myself sitting on a park bench overlooking the beautiful ocean. I had just a swim suit cover up on. I got lost in the beauty that surrounded me, and the cover up fell open revealing my hot body. I have toned skin, ample and firm breasts,  in shape legs, and a sweet, smooth pussy. I’m a mature momma, but I look good. I let several passersby stop and gaze at my beauty; some even snapped a picture.

At one point I found myself feeling so free, I rubbed my clit. Right there on the boardwalk.  It wasn’t high traffic time, but there were plenty of early morning joggers who got a hot show! Do you like to masturbate where you might get caught? Enjoy the thought of random folks gazing at your  beautiful naked body? I’m gonna hang out at the beach longer in hopes that I will catch the eye of a well hung stud to fuck. Maybe we will decide to be free as butterflies, and fuck right there on that public bench. Maybe it will be you?

 

Big Things Cum in Little Packages

I left home when I was 18 and headed to Hollywood thinking I could make it in the movies. It was much harder than I thought. Good looks and a kick ass body were not all you needed.  I was broke, depressed and sitting in this little diner figuring out who I had to fuck to get a break or to get enough money to get back home.  I heard a voice say, “Why does a beautiful woman like you look so sad?” I looked up and it was Danny D aka the Penguin. Very short man, but I recognized him from Batman and a few other films. He asked if he could join me. He was around the corner filming LA Confidential and was on a coffee break. We talked for a while. He was very nice. Not conventionally handsome at all, but one of those guys that just becomes so sexy the more you talk to them. I actually felt my cunt getting wet talking to an old man I could tower over.  Turns out he had some pull with the movie, got me a job as an extra.

He was so nice, but I had nothing to repay him with but my body. At first I was like,  I shouldn’t do this. But  honestly I wanted him . I knew he was short and likely had a small cock, but I didn’t care. It took me a long time to seduce him too!! Which made me want him all the more. But, I always get my man. I got him drunk one night after filming and we went back to his trailer. I used the restroom and came back naked. After that, it didn’t take long. He was all over me. So sweet too, kept telling me how beautiful I was, that I deserved the world, to never settle for less than I deserve. When I went down to suck his cock, I got the biggest surprise ever. Huge cock. Bigger than any of the guys I had yet, and he was way shorter than any man I had fucked before. I was pleasantly surprised.  And he knew how to use it. His wife is a very lucky woman.  I would have been his mistress. I would have worshiped his cock 24/7. Seriously, huge cock, nice man, great in bed.  He was the whole package. But for him, I was just a moment of weakness. He loved his wife, no intention of messing that up. He told me I was destined for big things. He wasn’t kidding. I was destined for big things thanks to him. He is the reason I am a size queen.  I knew I was sexy, but my self esteem at 18 was not good, and he made me feel beautiful  inside and out. And, he ruined me for small cocks. That’s right men, a man likely now 2-3xs your age and half your size likely is more of a man than you will ever be!!

You cannot judge a book by its cover. Sometimes big huge throbbing thick cocks come in little packages. I still think of Danny. I often masturbate thinking of his big thick cock and how he could of been in porn!  He is hotter than Ron Jeremy and that dude is in every porn film.  Ladies, if you are a size queen like me, don’t count out the short guys, because they could be packing serious heat. And men, don’t pick on the short guys, because there is always a chance they are much more the man than you could ever dream to be. Big things can cum in small packages!

 

Drug Dealers Revenge, Step Mom’s Nightmare

I was home today cooking a special meal for my step sons. They were both coming over tonight.  I had it all planned out. A nice hardy meal followed by some hardy fucking with my two favorite boys. As I was pulling the pot roast out of the oven, the dog started barking wildly. I went into the living room to see what the ruckus was and was startled to see two men not my stepsons in my house. I screamed, “What the fuck are you doing in my house?” One lunged at me and threw me down hard on the floor while the other one tied me up and initially shoved his cock in my mouth to shut me up. They were asking for my sons. I lied and said I hadn’t seen them in days and didn’t know when I would.  Apparently my boys are selling drugs on campus and they owe these guys thousands of dollars. I tried to settle their drug debt. I explained my husband was a very wealthy man; that whatever is owed them, I would make good.  They looked at me like I was crazy for offering them money. One replied, “Bitch we don’t want your money. We will get the money from your sons. We want you.”  The other one said, “Payback is a bitch and if they gonna steal our drugs, we gonna fuck their precious mommy.” I tried to struggle, to no avail. They over powered me and dragged me into the kitchen. They threw me up on the butcher block table and began torturing my fuck holes with kitchen utensils. I was crying and pleading for mercy, but they just kept forcing their cocks and whatever instrument they could find into my pussy and ass. This was not at all the scenario I had planned for the afternoon.

It seemed like days that they were using me. Just when I thought it was over, one of them grabbed me by the hair and pulled me off the block. He threw me to the ground, forced me on my knees and shoved his cock down my throat. At one point both their cocks were in my throat, making me gag. They had put cocaine on their dicks too, so my mouth was numb. They came all over my face, then slapped me hard  and called me bitch and whore and slut. They forced me to snort coke off their cocks until I was so high I was begging them for more abuse. They informed me I belonged to them and they would continue to use me how they saw fit until the fucktards  I call my step sons had paid back every penny they owed and more.  They took pictures too so my sons could see what happens when they buy drugs but neglect to pay for them.

I can’t believe my step sons never arrived for dinner. I laid there, on the kitchen floor, high and covered in cum. Beaten and tortured hoping my step sons would rescue me. They never showed up. Did they know what was happening today?  Did they use me to settle their drug debt? I think I was just  part of a drug deal gone wrong. At least horribly wrong for me….

Shemale Phone Sex with Carla: Purple Passion

So, I was at the country club pool today sporting my favorite purple bikini when a handsome dude asked me if I was a model. I was sure it was some sort of line. It is not exactly original. Then he produced a business card. But, I was still skeptical. He said he worked with Purple Passion Productions, a small independent modeling agency that specialized in special girls. He knew I was not all woman. Guess the bulge in my purple bikini is hard to hide. Especially with all this eye candy around.  He said he was filming a movie I would be perfect for and invited me to his studio. When I arrived I was excited to see the whole interior in purple, my favorite color.

I was still in my purple bikini so I blended in perfectly. He said we just had to do a few test scenes first to see how the camera liked me. I still knew this was likely a scam, but I was horny as fuck and he was very hot.  We took a few pictures in my purple bikini, then of us together. Have to say we make a hot looking couple. Then we started making out and I could feel his bulge. Felt like he had a purple people eater in his pants!!!! I unleashed that monster, and immediately started sucking it. I am a very oral girl. He filmed me worshiping his cock and his cum shooting all over my face.  And when we played it back, we were both so turned on again, we started fucking. My little purple bikini bottoms came right off, and my hard cock went straight in his ass. He bounced up and down my cock for hours, in every conceivable position while the camera rolled on. He was uncircumcised and at first I was like what do I do, but trust me, when it’s hard, and the head is all purple and throbbing, everything takes care of itself.

Regardless if I ever hear from him again. I have a nice hot video and so does he of us sucking and fucking. And I now know I have the  body and skills designed for porn. So if Purple Passion Productions is just a bogus scam to lure hot trannies to his place, at least I got fucked good on a Wednesday afternoon.

Romantic Phone Sex with Blair: Mommy Son Getaway

My son and I are preparing for a weekend beach getaway. I am so excited for our romantic weekend. I love frolicking on the beach with him. You see we have this cabin we rent that is very secluded with our own private beach area. We can be nude 24/7; we can make love on the beach with the waves crashing around us; we can watch the sun set and the sun rise. It is our own private sensual oasis. I love this time together because we eat by candlelight, take bubble baths, curl up on the couch and watch movies, make love without interruption. My son is my world. I will do anything to make him happy. But at home, we have all these distractions and we can’t be public about our love. Not everyone understands  the special bond we have. Ever since he was younger, we have had a natural physical and emotional attraction to each other.  That bond has just grown over the decades. And, I shit you not, he has always been the best lover I have ever had. He takes care of mommy’s every need. And I take care of his. And on our getaway I will take care of his cock, his ass, and his balls.  And he will take care of my pussy, my breasts and my ass. He took me last night for a couple’s massage and a sea salt scrub so my body is totally refreshed and relaxed for his pleasure.  I can’t wait to fuck on the beach. Something so naughty and hot about fucking your sun outdoors where you could be caught; but then something so romantic too about being with your true love, making love in a tropical paradise. I hope every mommy is as lucky as I am to have a baby boy who takes such good care of her every need.

Diamond Cuts

My sissys knows that Mistress Mika loves things that glitter and shine. What is a girl supposed to do with cubic zirconia and other fake shit? I need the best of the best and if I have to, I’ll beat the money out of you. I stop at nothing to get what I want when I want it. To be completely honest, my favorite accessories are rings. My puny sissy buys me these huge rings after each one of our sessions so that when I stick my finger up his ass he can feel the gems cutting open that shithole of his. Usually the stone of my rings make his asshole bleed but he loves when Mistress makes him leak. As I finger fuck a bitch boy’s ass I usually like to hear them sing my favorite songs from my youth. “Ring Around the Rosie” seemed to be the perfect theme song for today! As I opened his ass up wider and wider with my rings on the singing got louder and louder! Hahahahaa! These little sissy’s will do anything mistress says when they want to get a load off!