Category: Family Fun Phone Sex

My Naughty is Naughtier Than Your Naughtiest

I don’t mind telling you I am filthy. I mean… I am fucking disgusting! I want to watch you rip my little sluts apart! I want to see you FUCK them. Harder and faster! I need to know they are being used like fuck toys. Fuck their face. Piss all over them. Shit I don’t care what you do to them. As long as I can get high and watch. I want to hear them scream while you are using EVERY whole! And no matter how nasty you want to be. I want MORE! Come on; Show my cunts how to take it. It is time for you to go dumpster diving in my little cum dumpsters! This is your opportunity to do ANYTHING you have ever dreamed of. Be the nasty P perve you have always wanted to be. Cum on. I know you need that P cock of yours squeezed till your ball explode inside my sluts. So stop dreaming of it. Let just do it!

Anal Phone Sex Fun

 

When a man sees my big, round and juicy ass they dream about diving inside. No need to dream stud because my pussy gets nice and wet thinking about you burying your hard cock in my ass. When your blessed with an ass like mine you use it every chance you get. This ass was made for fucking. When I know that I am going to get a good ass fucking I get so turned on that I stick it way up in the air for you and make sure it is greased up and ready for ass fucking fun like you have never had in your life. Take it slow at first and savor the tight hold I have on that cock. All the way in, all the way out in nice long strokes. It won’t take long and I will be pounding my ass against that cock, rocking it hard and fast, my cum dripping down your balls, flowing thick and free. Of course the girls are watching with fingers stuffed in their little asses and pussies. They tell me all the time how they can’t wait for the day a hard cock pumps their ass like Mommy’s. They know how much I enjoy it and they know that one day they will love it too. For now they wait till you’re done and then suck all the juice off Mommy after you’re done making me all wet and sticky and have pumped all that hot jizz straight up my tight, round ass. So cum on over and enjoy this gorgeous ass that loves cock while teaching the girls all about anal sex and how to take it with pleasure!

Teaching the important lessons

My Grandson spent the weekend with me! He is such a little hand full. I am always catching him staring at my nice big round tits. I even caught the little bugger sneaking into my bathroom while I was in the shower. And snapping pictures of me with my old Polaroid. Finally I had just had enough. Granny needed to teach him some manners. I pulled him into the bedroom and explained how young men need to show respect when out in public. And that you don’t PEEP on people. Then I taught him how the rules change when you get a lady in the bedroom. In the bedroom we want to be treated like WHORES.  Nasty dirty sluts! I taught him how to call granny a slut. Pull my hair. Fuck me harder! I even taught him how to spank that ass while he was fucking it! And let me tell you!  He is a super-fast learner! I believe it is important for a mature lady like myself to pass on my knowledge to the next generation.

Watch It Wiggle

Are you a man that loves a big, wiggly, jiggly, sexy ass? Mhm I bet you are! This ass makes jello look lame as hell. And the girls have nice big asses too! I am teaching them all about how to control their ba-donk-a-donks! With all this junk in our trunks we have to “shake that ass and show you what we are working with! ” Because we know “you like big buts and you can not lie!” because “when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a big round thing in your face, you get sprung!” Your cock gets huge and springs to attention just for us! We know “that butt we got makes you so horny!” You like them big and fat, round a juicy and that is what you will get with the girls and I because these babies got back! When you think junk in the trunk, ours are packed and over flowing ready to wiggle and jiggly just for you. Making that cock hard wanting to slide into our soft and plump rumps! We know how you like it and we have what you need. So cum on over big boy and feed your need!

Let it Snow!

 It was a white Christmas for me! I was worried I wouldn’t get snow! I was really feening too! I mean hardcore! I was deep in the shakes when my dealer finally showed up. I was all over him. I needed my fix. I didn’t even care he showed up with a few friends. He offered me a stash and I didn’t give a shit what he wanted to do to my little whores! That is what they are there for! To be used like nasty dirty little sluts. And to get Mommy what she needs. I need my snow, and my little ones knows when Mommy is in need, they better work extra hard to be the best little sluts around.  And they really came through for Mommy on Christmas. They fucked and sucked all four of the guys like nasty cum whores! Begging for more! I even got a bonus this time! For letting the guys get a little rough! What the fuck do I care how rough you are as long as I get what I want! And Momma wants it to snow.

Fist Fucking Fun

There are always lots of family and friends around during the holidays. we party hard and fuck harder. Dear old Uncle Willie is one of my favorites. My pussy always gets wet when I hear his voice because I know before he leaves he is going to get every female in the house, young and old and see how much he can stuff in their pussy and ass. He is obsessed with fist fucking and loves to see how much more we can take then we did at the last family gathering. I always use my big dildo, “Big Ben” (named after one of my favorite fuck friends) to make sure my pussy is ready for him when I know he is cumming over. I love when he pushes his hand deeper into my cunt stretching my pussy to the max. He always hits the pussy first and the ass next going from one of us to the next like a fist fucking train. He lets us each know how we did and if we have improved and then gives us instructions on what we can stick up our holes to be ready for his next visit. he is truly a hoot and a lot of fun to play with!

Video Game Lessons

 

I was watching the little ones play a video game last night and it came to me. If they could earn prizes like in their games I bet they would work harder! Sucking 4 dicks gets you an extra dessert.  Riding 8 cocks gets you a new video game. I had to wait to see if it would work. Today I had an early morning party. I reminded my girls when they woke up about the rules of the game. And then sat back and watched.  I was dead on about the little ones. They were super excited about the game. I couldn’t believe how much harder they worked. How much more they begged to be filled and fucked. They were like little machines. They just couldn’t get enough.  I do believe I owe each and every one of my slutty little ones a new video game! Tomorrow I will have to make it harder for my sluts to get something. After all… They are supposed to be making me money.

 

 

 

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Christmas Wonder Land!

 

I always get stressed this time of year.  Little ones always wanting presents. Christmas is such a money drain. But then I had the best idea. I would throw a present party! Everyone who came had to brink a present for each of my little ones. No cheapies either!  And if you bring some good fucking presents you get some good fucking.  And it turned out better than I had ever imagined! I will have to do it every year. The little ones earned their Christmas presents. Each one of them fucking and sucking as hard as they could. When they saw the big pile of presents they were BEGGING for that cock! I have never seen them work so hard for dick before. It really made me PROUD! They are suck good little whores!  They are the best little sluts in the world! And they have really learned how to milk a cock dry!  My good little Cum whores!

Santa Baby….

I was asked to play Santa’s helper by a friend of mine yesterday. She had something come up last minute and couldn’t make it. I do not like little ones at all. I am more of a big boy, big cock kinda girl. The thought of all those snotty nosed little brats running around and screaming all day, jacked up on candy canes, chocolate chip cookies and hot cocoa just did not appeal to me. She begged me and promised to pay me back with a night of drinking dancing and fucking in a foursome with two of her biggest cocks and so I finally reluctantly gave in.
I got up and got dressed determined to make the most of this and with a twinkle of mischief in my eye I headed out. After today I would either be at the top of Santa’s nice list or at the top of the naughty one, depending on how Santa felt about what was to come.
I walked into the dressing room in my tench coat and under it I had my own outfit on. I knew I would have to change but I wanted my first impression to be a memorable one.
In my purse I had a bottle of Brandy which I knew I would need to make it though this day.
I heard the door open followed by heavy footsteps and out of the corner of my eye, I could see that Santa had arrived. I let my coat fall open and turned around in one swift move, pretending to be surprise and  startled. Santa got an eye full and I could tell by the bulge in his pants that he was pleased. I giggled and played it off, it definitely broke the ice.
I was surprise when he admitted to keeping something to drink on him to in order to get through the day. We laughed and had a toast, or two or three.
He gave me an outfit and asked if I would leave mine on underneath. He asked if I would give him a flash here and there over the course of the day, and I agreed with a sly smile on my face.
We were almost ready to go. The day went well with us getting drunk as fucking hell and flashing each other all day long. I remember thinking if Santa was like this when I was a little girl. Smiling at the thought of his cock getting hard as I wiggled around in his lap and told him what I wanted for Christmas.
By the end of the day we were like old friends and he invited me out for a few drinks, insisting that we stay in costume because it had it’s perks. Discounts and even free drinks bought by big boys and girls that would want to sit in our laps and find out if they had been naughty or nice.
As we walked down the street, already drunk, Santa asked if I would flash him on the street. “You first” I giggled. And to my surprise he flashed everyone on the street.
While the faces of the passers by were filled with shock and surprise, I couldn’t stop laughing.
Santa himself was at the top of the naughty list!
We drank late into the night and fucked even later into the night. And the bonus….I still get my foursome with my friend.
This wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be!

We Named Ours “Dick”

Everyone is getting the damned Elf on a Shelf and of course the little ones in the family wanted one too. They wanted me to go get the damned thing. They bugged me and bugged me until I gave in and went and got the thing. I decided right then that I was going to name him Dick. I have had more fun with this lame ass elf on the shelf. I would love to be a fly on the wall at their school when they share what our elf is doing. They woke up to Dick jerking off to porn the first day. The look on their faces was priceless. After they went to school I watched porn with Dick and masturbated too. The next day they caught him drinking a bottle of wine, the drunk bastard. After they went to school of course I had to help Dick finish the bottle. My mind was racing and the ideas kept coming. I was actually getting off on this shit. The next day they woke up to Dick snorting coke….oh my fucking goodness this shit is fun! After they left for school I helped Dick finish up the coke. Today they got up and Dick was in the fruit bowl pretending his cock was a huge banana. After they left for school I fucked myself with that fucking banana. I cant wait to see what tomorrow brings! Who knew Dick could be so much fun?