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Bambi’s Favorite Pie

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February is National Pie Month. Don’t ask me why, pie is fall food. Oh well. There are so many different kinds of pie. Coconut is my mom’s favorite, and chocolate is my dad’s. My brothers both like pumpkin and my Aunt Sunny likes cherry. My favorite, you’ll never guess it…creampie! I love taking a big load in my box and squeezing it out for everyone to see. Most pie tastes good with coffee or milk, but my cream pie is good all on it’s own! It usually starts with beer or liquor though, LOL! I love the squishy feeling as it oozes out, practically begging to be slurped up and spit back into my waiting mouth. By then it’s cold and clumpy and hard to swallow, but I take it like a champion! After that, I can go for some banana pudding pie, topped with a lot of whipped cream! It tempers the gummy salty cum taste in my mouth. Mmmm mmm good! What’s your favorite pie?Fetish Phone Sex

You know you need this!

humiliation phone sexI love cock… as long as it is a huge cock, little tiny pathetic dicks aren’t worth my time at all. If you come at me with a little bitty dickie all you will get is laughter and ridicule, you certainly won’t be getting to fuck this cunt! If you are a very good boy, I might let you get a taste of my juicy pussy… after it has been thoroughly fucked by a well hung man of course. You will eagerly slurp up every single drop of cum too, don’t leave anything behind or you won’t ever get the chance to try again. You will be humiliated, degraded, and laughed at and you know what? You are going to love every single minute of it! So what are you waiting for loser? Fulfill your destiny as my pet today…

Put on a Pair of Panties Loser, Boxers are for Real Men

cuckolding phone sex MILF legsHey loser. Yes, I am talking to you with the itty bitty clitty where a cock should be. What the fuck are you doing wearing boxers? Your pin dick is swimming in them.  Burn all your manly underwear now. You are not a man. You need to be wearing pretty panties. Something in a feminine color like pink, yellow or purple. Don’t have any? Borrow some from the woman in your life who is not fucking you because of your shrinky dick. Maybe when you slip on a pair of her panties you will realize she has been fucking a real man for awhile now. If her panties smell of sex and are extra crusty, then you got your answer. I’m sure you knew already. I mean if she isn’t fucking you,  she is fucking someone. Maybe a guy at the gym. Maybe your her stepson? Neighbor? Your best friend? A coworker?

Your best bet is to tell her you know she is getting some real cock. Praise her for getting what she needs and ask to watch. The only way you are getting any pussy is after a real man has fucked it first. You can clean that pussy up. Hope you like cream pie. That’s the only pussy you are ever going to get. Well fucked leftovers. Face it you are not a man. Your woman needs a man. So, make your life easier, get yourself some panties and tell your wife you are ready to be her cuckold. Call me, and be ready to be my bitch. I’ll help you come to terms with your new lifestyle.

Strong and Silent

Exhibitionist Phone Sex dixie1It was one of the hottest things I have ever done.I can’t believe he let me do it. I have been  there many times while he was working. He gets me in free and I can spend the entire day wondering around and enjoying the sites. This time however they were closed and he let me get up close and personal while he took pictures. There was something very hot about being photographed naked with all the creatures of the zoo. But the one beast that really turned me on was the mighty elephant. Standing next to this majestic beast, naked and vulnerable, touching his large tusk and sensing the quiet strength of him was really fucking hot. When we got done taking pictures and I got home I couldn’t help but think of how that one moment made me feel. I found an old worn piece of leather that reminded me of the feel of his skin and began to rub it over my tits making my nipples rise. As my pussy got wetter I began fingering myself. Harder and faster until my hand was soaked with cum. Licking it off I knew I would call him and set up another after hours photo shoot.Exhibitionist Phone Sex Dixie

Creampie Treat for My Cucky Hubby

cuckolding phone sex slut wifeI woke up this morning to my husband jacking his little wiener. Well more like rubbing it. Nothing really to jack. He had a pair of my panties in his mouth. It was a laughable moment. My husband is so pathetic. I had been out last night having some fun with real men. Men with cocks that you can jack.  I still had a cream pie or two up my cunt. I got out of bed, walked over to him, pushed him to the floor, and squatted over him. “Get your treat,” I told him. He buried his tongue up my creame filled pussy and dug out all that old cum. I love feeding him a real man’s cum. He needs to have a purpose in my world.  Clean up bitch is perfect for him. Gets him close to the pussy he craves so much, but can never fuck.

After he cleaned out my well fucked holes, I let him use my panties to finish playing with his little clitty.  Then I shoved them back in his mouth and made him sit in the chair, on his hands as I fucked a real man in our bed. Watching him squirm as I had a foot long cock in my pussy treating me the way I deserve was wicked hot. My stud enjoyed making my loser husband suck my cum off his dick too.

Are you a cucky hubby? I have more cum in my pussy than my loser hubby can handle. I think you should clean me up.

Super Bowl Halftime Quickies: You Can Have Pigskin and Pussy

cum slut phone sex MILFSuper Bowl Sunday is this Sunday evening. Guess what? You can have pigskin and pussy.  A 10 minute quickie is all you need during half time to release the tension of the game! If your team is ahead, celebrate with a load of jizz on my face. If your team is sucking balls, let me suck yours and make you feel better. Either way, you get to release a load of cum, and I get to receive a load of cum. It’s win win.

So during the half time show, give me or any of my fellow cum sluts a call. Katy Perry is the halftime show. Let’s be honest,  you would only be watching her in hopes of a wardrobe malfunction anyway. But Katy Perry’s nipple won’t make you cum. Ten minutes of me sucking, fucking, or jacking your cock will have you exploding on Katy’s pretty cherub face.

At a party and can’t talk? Excuse yourself to the bathroom, call me on your cell. Afraid you might get caught in the bathroom? Go to the car or the garage. No one will miss you for ten minutes.  You can make a booze run while stroking your cock in your car. Maybe you are at the house of a friend, co worker or boss with a wife you lust after? You can even get lost to her bedroom, and I will help you jack off in a pair of her panties. Always fantasized  about a circle jerk? Have your friends give you $20, and I will phone fuck you all on speaker phone  while you cover me in cum. Someone at the party you despise? I’ll help you discreetly deposit a load of cum in their food or drink. You can even do a 2 girl call and listen to two cum dumpsters share your seed.  You don’t even have to talk much. Just stroke and I will carry the conversation to an explosive end. Hell, you can even purchase a cyber text session and I can sext you to a hard orgasm without you uttering more than a few words.

There is a lot of fun that can be crammed into a 10 minute  quickie, so there is no need to sacrifice a much needed cum for pigskin. I can make a man cum in 10 minutes or 100. You need me more than Katy Perry.

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Happy Australia Day with Some Thunder From Down Under

cheating phone sex hot MILFToday is Australia Day. I love Aussies. Those men from down under are so sexy with their rugged outback ways and sexy accents. I felt like I needed to celebrate the day in a fitting way. Show those Aussies just how much this American chick appreciates them.  I live close to Vegas, so my girlfriend and I drove last night to go see The Thunder Down Under.  They are male strippers from Australia. What better way to celebrate the day than with a group of well built, well hung Aussies?

cheating phone sex big cocksThey gave a great show. I love big cock. And let me tell you, that what they got down under is HUGE. My girlfriend and I were stuffing our hubbies’ money in their buns of steel all night long. We even got up on stage and danced with them. They give an amazing show. I always thought male strippers were gay. I mean how do you dance naked in front of horny women rubbing all over you and not get an erection? I found out there is nothing gay about the Thunder from Down Under accept maybe their glittered thongs that don’t stay on long anyway.

A couple of the dancers wanted to keep partying with my girlfriend and I, so we went to their hotel with them. They have permanent guest rooms at Excalibur where they perform. We had a few drinks, got to know them a bit, listened to those sexy accents, got even hornier. I got a bit buzzed and just blurted out, “I need some thunder in my down under.”  Next thing I know, I have a huge Aussie cock in my mouth, as does my friend. Thick as hell cock too. Side by side, we were celebrating Australia Day with two Outback cocks in our mouths. Before long we had some serious thunder in our pussies too.

big tit photos hairy pussy MILFAmazing fucks. I got on top of my stripper, lowered myself reverse cowgirl  style on his cock, and wrangled that cowboy cock. He had some serious heat. Stretched my pussy out. Felt amazing. My friend was getting fucked just as well. Her husband is like mine, pretty much useless except for his wallet. We let those Aussie hunks pound our pussies for hours. I even squirted. It was funny too, because we were fucking in front of each other when I did, so my jet stream hit my bestie in the chest. The boys thought it was hot though. Even hotter, when I licked my juices off her big boobs.

The morning came, and we headed back to suburbia with pussies filled with Aussie cum for our husbands. We celebrated Australia Day with Aussie cock, our hubbies celebrated with Aussie pie, creampie !!!

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Size Matters Little Cucky: My Cocks Need to Be Beer Can Thick and Beer Bottle Long!!!

cock control hot bitch in controlMy husband needs serious cock control. Well, maybe more like clit control! He thinks size doesn’t matter; that  it is all about foreplay. WRONG LOSER. I had to give him a little wake up call. I told him that in order for me to fuck a cock it needs to be the size of a beer bottle. He is so delusional in thinking he has what I need. So many men live in the land of denial. I went to the kitchen, got him a bottle of beer. Came back, instructed him to get naked and compare. The beer bottle obscured his pecker in the first pic I took. Now that is pathetic. Clearly, my cucky hubby is nowhere near what I need or want.

He then tried to tell me, no man has a cock that big. So I showed him a pic of a guy I picked up at the gym last week. His cock was clearly bigger than a beer bottle. You see guys, size matters. Get your head out of your asses. Stop thinking shit like it’s the motion of the ocean, or how you use what you got that matters. Or worse, love is all a woman needs. It is all hogwash started by fellow tiny dick losers. Hot, confident , sexy women like myself need a man. We need cock, not clit. If I want a clitty stick lover, I’ll fuck a woman.

cuckolding phone sex small penisMy husband is struggling with being a cuckold. He wants to fuck me. I can’t blame him, I am smoking hot. But look at me, then look at him. I married him for his bank account. He is a good provider. Very doting and caring. I love him in my own way. But, never going to fuck him. Men have to wake up. This is not the 1950s. Women know now that not all cocks are created equal, and some are downright superior to the rest.  My lovers are between beer can thick and beer bottle long, but they are never shot glass size. I gave him an ultimatum. Be a good cuckold, or I divorce you, take half of all you got, and I’ll find a man who knows his place or has a big cock and a big wallet.

small cock humiliation phone sex BBCHe doesn’t want to lose me, so he is not going to fight me any further. In fact, last night, he watched as my well hung young black lover pounded my married cunt for hours. That BBC filled my cunt up with more jizz in one load than my hubby can muster in a 100 loads. I wanted my husband to taste a real man’s seed, so I squatted my pussy over his beer bottle, pushed the cum out into his beer and made him drink it up. “Cheers,” I said.  I then let him fuck his ass with the beer bottle as a consolation prize, while I went for round two with the real man of the house.

I don’t care if you are a great guy with a huge wallet. If you have a clit stick, I control your cock. If you have a beer bottle for a dick, you own my pussy. Nothing else matters but size.

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In Two Weeks Time

barely legal phone sex erinBells on the door rang as I entered the gynecologist’s office. “Erin Andrews” I told the receptionist, handing her my insurance and ID. She smiled “You’re the only appointment we’ve got today, Erin, the nurse will be right with you” I sat down and flipped through some shitty magazine about cooking and crafts. Their clientele was young business professionals, I didn’t know why they kept all these old magazines! Not five minutes after I walked in, the receptionist called my name. I went back, got weighed, pissed in a cup, all that fun shit. I was given a gown, told to undress and that the doctor would be in shortly. I stripped down to my bra and panties and slowly took those off, giving the posters on the wall a little striptease. There was a soft knock at the door. I quickly slipped on the gown and got up on the table as the doctor and nurse walked in. “What are we seeing you for today, Erin?” I didn’t want to tell her I’d let myself get fucked with a knife, so off the top of my head I came up with “Pap smear” She smiled knowingly. “alright” she said, putting the stirrups out of the bed. “Put your heels up here if you would” I did as she requested. “Lie back” I did. “Nurse…” I felt a tightness on my leg and looked down. The nurse was tying my legs down to the stirrups. “What the fuck, lady?” She slapped my face and pushed me down. She and the doctor each held up one of my arms and they handcuffed my wrists together over my head. I didn’t want to admit it, but my cunt was dripping wet, making the room smell like sex. The doctor laughed. “Good girl, Erin” She resumed her spot on the stool between my legs. “little pinch” What I felt was so much more than a little pinch. She expertly slipped a dildo in my pussy and a butt plug in my asshole. “Looks like you’re a naughty girl” she said, fucking me with the toys. The nurse, holding my hands down above my head, shimmied her pants off, climbed up on the table and sat on my face. I instinctively fought it and she reached back and pinched and twisted my nipples. I lapped at her tight cunny, licking circles around her clit and slobbering all over, fucking her with my tongue. She removed one of her hands from my nipples and wrapped her little teen hand around my throat. She choked and pinched as the doctor fucked both holes hard and fast. I came, squirting my cum right into the doctor’s face. Shortly after, the nurse came, creaming into my mouth. I lapped it up, sucking her sweet fruity cunny dry. They silently uncuffed me, untied me and left the room. I got my clothes back on, fixed my hair and walked out. I stopped at the reception desk. “I’m going to need another appointment in 2 weeks.”

Jailhouse Cock with Sheila and Selina

hot ass sex big tits MILFSMy friend Selina and I got into a bit of trouble over the weekend. We were out partying Friday night, and I had way too much to drink. I shouldn’t have been driving. Of course a cop pulled us over. Now, you would think two hot MILFS with huge knockers and juicy asses, could get out of trouble with no problem. I think we got the only gay cop in my county. He was impervious to our attributes. We spent the night in jail.

Look at us? We belong in porn, not jail. It was late at night and we couldn’t be arraigned until the morning. Neither of us could call our husbands. Both would have cut us off financially. As trophy wives, we are way too wild for our conservative husbands. We sucked it up and decided to spend the night in lock up. Neither of us could sleep. We are used to slightly better housing arrangements!

blowjobs phone sex big titsA nice jailer came by to check on us. He brought us some toiletries and extra blankets. “It is a shame to see such lovely ladies in a place like this,” he said. Selina looked at me, and I knew what was on her mind. We were horny. Booze and weed does that too us. I invited him into our cell.  He was more than willing to be on the other side of the bars. Selina pretty much attacked him. Pulled his pants right off and started blowing him. He had a surprisingly big cock. I could do nothing but watch and play with my wet cunt. Selina can suck a cock. It was hot watching her big tits bounce up and down as her mouth swallowed his shaft.

I got my turn with that hard cock. I rode him reverse cowgirl so Selina could rub my clit while he fucked me. I was starting to like jail. If this was what being someone’s bitch was all about, sign me up. My pussy was getting pumped so well. I squirted all over his cock as he shot a creamy load up my cunt. Selina buried her face between my legs and slurped it all up. Made me cum all over again. This of course made our jailer hard again, so this time Selina got to ride his big hard cock. We both came so many times with that young stud.  That was just what we needed to be able to sleep on cots. 

By morning we were out of there. Turns out the jail has cameras and our threesome was caught on film. The county was afraid of a sex scandal if we went before a judge, so we were set free with no charges filed against us. Neither of us would survive in prison, but if all jails have well hung jailers, might be worth a minor infraction of the law here and there to get fucked like that!.

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