Category: Cougar Phone Sex

Yard Work

I had this guy come over and mow my lawn. I came out in a tube top and short, short shorts on. Then I climbed right up on and straddled the lawn mower. It was towards night and we don’t really live close to anybody or anything so I figured what the fuck lets have some fun. The guy shut down the mower and I had to tell him to turn it back on because I liked the vibrations. He put the mower in neutral and stared to watch my breasts bounce up and down. I could see his cock throbbing in his pants. And I could tell exactly what he wanted. So I bent forward and pushed my tits in his face as I pulled his hard cock out! He was already dripping wet. So as he was sucking on my tits I slid down on that big cock of his. Then fucked him right there in the middle of the yard. We both came when we heard a car drive by and honk. They got one hell of a view! And now this guy comes over every week to mow my lawn for free! Mmmm I love good repeat show!

Horny Ho Sucks Nuts

Have you read today’s Fuckalicious News? I am the big headline today here at Fuckalicious: “Desiree, the horny ho loves to suck nuts (and anything else she can get her lips around)”
It is an honor to make the front page of our little paper here at Fuckalicious. I love being the center of attention because it means more huge nuts, hard dicks, sweet pussy and luscious tits in my mouth every day. More big, hard cocks in my tight ass, rocking it hard. More dick in my pussy all wet and waiting. More cum deep inside my every hole!
This horny ho is going to keep on sucking nuts, dicks, pussy, ass and tits till the end!
Each day I want younger, hotter, sexier, sweeter fuck buddies. Each day I want kinkier, wild, more outrageous and mind blowing fucking fun!
Stay tuned and READ ALL ABOUT IT! There is always lots of cum flowing, cock sucking wet, hot pussy for your fucking pleasure keeping your dick happy, your balls empty and your every fantasy satisfied! Welcome to the world of Fuckalicious Freaks, we are glad you came!

Hot Phonesex With My Construction Worker!!!

Oh my fucking goodness!
I am an old cougar who has seen a lot and loves some kinky, crazy ass shit to feed my pussy and keep it young, hot, wet and happy.
I really thought I had seen it all. But a few days ago I started dating a young, hot, horny and very creative construction worker.
He came home last night and after dinner he said he had a surprise for me. .He told me to take a shower and meet him in the bedroom.
When I appeared in nothing but my robe and he told me to lay down I never expected what came next. Out of his tool pouch he pulled out a sawzall with a huge dildo attached where the blade should be.
I was scarred to death but excited too. He fucked me with his power tool customized just for me and I loved it. What a fuck!
Tonight he came over for dinner and again he asked me to go take a shower and meet him in the bedroom. I was expecting a repeat performance since I loved it so much last night.
Instead he surprised me with a drill that he customized not with a dildo but with a vibrator. this thing spun in circles and vibrated at the same time. It was amazing!
I have fucked plenty of construction workers but never one that used his power tools both on and off the job.
This one is a keeper.

Face Painting

Any reason is a good excuse for my family to have a sexy party, involving some nasty, family fuck fun.  So, when school started back this week, I suggested that we celebrate!  I allowed everyone to invite two friends, if they wanted.  Well, my two girls are very greedy, little cock whores, so they decided to give their two-guest allowance to my oldest son.  He had the privilege of inviting six of his pussy-hungry friends!  He knows Momma loves those young, thick, cum-stuffed cocks!  But, he won’t let his friends touch his sisters.  That works fine for my oldest daughter – who likes playing with her other two brothers and their friends – but, my baby-girl feels left out of all the fun.  She loves sucking on cocks as much as I love fucking them, so I came up with a plan.  While my oldest daughter kept busy with the younger boys, I snuck my youngest daughter into my cougar’s den!  When my oldest son and all the other cubs entered, I blind-folded them.  I let my sweet baby taste every teenage dick in the room.  They took turns fucking me, while some jacked off, and others enjoyed my daughter’s soft, tiny mouth.  There were only two rules – no removing the blind-fold and no cumming, until I said so.  Once, my greedy, MILF pussy had its fill of every hard, young fuck-stick in the room, my daughter and I put the guys in a circle.  We used our mouths and hands to milk every cock, one-by-one, painting a beautiful cum-collage on my face!

Fuckalicious Fuck slut

I’m a Fuckalicious Granny. I know I have it all going on. I have a hot tight body that is just begging to be fucked. And I do love to show young men what this granny can do. I have to be the nastiest fucking granny you have every met! I need that cock shoved inside my nasty cunt! I need to milk your meat until I cream for you. Then I will suck my cream off your hard dick and make you cum in my mouth! Mmm I love to suck down fresh hot cum when it spurts into my mouth. I am a real cum slut! I know how fucking good it really is. And I will do anything to make you shoot. You want to play in my ass? Or you want me to tongue your tight little honey hole? I will do it. I love being a nasty whore. I want the sweat dripping off of my naked body as you fuck me like a dirty whore. Make me your nasty cum dumpster.

Gilf phone sex Hot Rose

Gilf phone sex is super hot! I should know! I am a gilf. One nasty dirty granny! And I love to play with my pussy hearing some guy I have never met stroke his cock for me. And I always cum hard when I hear you explode! There is just something about knowing that creamy, yummy cum is so close to me. I have to admit I am a cum whore! And I love to role play! I should be your mommy or Granny and catch you in my underwear drawers. mmmm I will have to spank your bottom and feel you get so hard in my lap that I have to have that young hard cock!!! oooh my!! mmm Now I have gone and gotten myself all wet and horny!  I guess I am going to need a big hard fat cock to take care of this for me… or mmm a young cock that needs to be taught how to please a woman like me!  It is all good to me. I get fucked like I need. And we both cum happy!

Afternoon Snack

My neighbor had a little pool party yesterday! Or at least his boy did. So many young strong little guys running around and jumping in the water! Why I sat out on my deck and watched them for hours.. Before I even realized it my hand was in my panties and I was rubbing my pussy! It felt so good! My clit got so hard and I became so wet and slick. But what really pushed me over was seeing the boys watching me! I came just for them. So Hot! Then I heard a faint knock at my door. And there they were.. my boys! Showing up for an up and personal view. And I was more than happy to show each and every one of them! How could I refuse 4 small treats left at my door! ” Let Granny Rose take care of that” … Was all I needed to say! They marched right in and dropped there pants! Such good boys. I lined up and sucked each thick cock!  Milking them of all there delicious creamy goodness. mmmmmm I love an afternoon snack!

You Win Some, You Loose Some

Preseason is off to a great start and as usual I am extra fucking horny during football season. I really don’t understand why it effects me this way but it is an aphrodisiac for me. Don’t you wish your girl would watch the game with you and end up with a hot fucking pussy waiting to be fucked!
Week one’s games were pretty much what I expected, half of the games were one team spanking that ass and the other half were nail biting close and a true vision of grit and glory. It’s so fucking manly and such a turn on!
I love to bet on the games, I won a little money but I love when I bet kinky favors.
Of all the games I had to bet on I picked one of the closest and best preseason games yet.. The Skins and the Titans. If you didn’t watch the game, you should have.
We bet a night of complete and total subservience in the bedroom on that game. I took the Titans, he took the Redskins. I lost by one point.
It’s all good though because I had fun being subservient all night!
It’s going to be a great season! Watch the Sea Hawks, they will surprise you this year!

I want to be Your CUM dumpster…..

I do love it when I am thoroughly used and fucked. I don’t mean making love. I don’t mean 15 minutes in the sack. I mean SEVERAL big thick throbbing cocks lined up and begging to fill me completely. First with their hard throbbing girth. And next with hot creamy cum. I want to be a cum dumpster. I WANT to be used like a dirty whore. I know what I am! I am a grandma who needs to be fuck! My cunt drips for it. And I don’t care what I have to do to get it! I will do it!  Some of these young Bitches just don’t know. They think there gods gift to man…lol They wont even suck a cock! They don’t beg for it cause they have never had to do with out it. Me… Ohhh I have learned over the years what I want. I know exactly how great that cock is!  I love feeling it in every single one of my holes! And I know how to make you squirt just for me! I know all the dirty little secrets to turn a man on. And I plan on using every single one of them on you. As long as you plan on making me your cum dumpster.

Turf and Pigskin

This old cougar loves her football. I love everything about the game. The smell of pigskin and the turf. The struggle to move the chains down the field ten yards at a time. The thrill of victory, the agony of defeat. Defense and offense, audibles and flea flickers. The running game, the passing game, rushing and sacking the quarter back like Mr Potato Head because the defensive line left him open like 7-11. Flags and challenges…
Thank God the season is upon us again! The first preseason game was last night and Dallas and Miami played a great game, only two points separated them as the clock ticked down and the final two minutes were incredible.
I love sitting with a guy and watching a game, we can neck and pet during commercials and fuck like rabbits during half time. But while the game is on it’s all about the fight for yardage and points.
We can root for the same team or be on opposite sides of the fence.
We can bet on each play, will they run it, will they pass it, will they kick the extra point or go for a three point conversion.
Just over 30 days till kick off for the regular season but preseason is just as much fun!
Now that I have gotten myself all worked up, I think I will go rub my football on my clit until it is swollen and ready and then fuck myself into a frenzy thinking about the season to come and who will play like men, and who will play like a bunch of sissies.