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Chrismas Wishes

 

I have always loved Christmas. But let’s face it. Christmas is all about the little ones. I go out of my way to make sure I spread some Christmas cheer. It is never been too hard for me to slip into a tiny skirt and a tight sweater and find some young meat to please.  This year I went down to the skateboard park. So many young men. Skating freely. Enjoying themselves. I walked around till I found the one I was looking for. He was a loner. Didn’t seem to have any friends. He looked sad. And he had holes in his shoes. He was the one I was going to pass some Christmas joy on to. I walked right up to him and asked him if he could help me. He was VERY eager. So nice and polite. I offered him 40 dollars if he could move some of my furniture around in the house. He was happy to help. And I was happy to help him. When I got him home and took off my top he was putty in my hands. He had a nice hard cock for granny Rose! And I did make sure he left with a smile on his face. A cock drained of cum. AND 40 bucks for Christmas. I feel like Santa Claus!

Mommy’s TLC

My pussy always gets wet when the boy calls from college and says he wants to come home for a visit. I always make sure the house is stocked with his favorite foods and that his room is in tip top shape for him. Everything has to be perfect.
This time he showed up and at dinner he had a proposal. He wanted to have a role play weekend. As soon as the words came out of his mouth I was soaked. All though I found it a bit unusual that he felt the need to discuss this since we often role play.
Then he began to explain that this was going to be an all weekend role play, one continuous game. Now he had my attention, this sounded like fun.
He wanted to pretend that he was injured and unable to care for himself. I was to be his naughty mommy. A horny as hell woman that hadn’t been laid in some time and would take advantage of his condition. Since he would be unable to stop me, I would take advantage of him and his huge cock no matter how much he protests. He wants me to get him hard when I give him his sponge baths and after giving him his “medicine”. He really just wants me to take complete advantage of him all week end long.
I am so fucking horny and this idea has me so fucking hot that I want to start immediately. I get him to his room and into bed so that I can start by feeding him dinner.
This is going to be an amazingly incredible weekend! As I nurse my boy back to health giving him lots of TLC while keeping my pussy full and happy all weekend long. I don’t know where he came up with this idea but I know I fucking like it a hell of a lot!

Frosty The Fucking Snowman

Fucking In The Snow Phone SexWatching her fuck that snowman’s frozen rock hard cock drove me fucking crazy. The faster she fucked that frozen dick the harder I rubbed my pussy. By the time she exploded all over his snow cock I just wanted to push her aside and mount the damned thing myself. I knew that as long as she fucked the snowman and as long as it took her to cum, her pussy and clit had to be frozen solid. So as soon as she blew her load on the snowman I laid her down in the snow and started licking and sucking her frozen cunt to bring it back to life. Just like in the story where the hat is placed on Frosty’s head and he comes alive. I placed my warm mouth over her sweet lips and licked and sucked her ice cold, almost blue in color, pussy until it began to feel warm in my mouth and the pink color started coming back. She arched her back and ground her pussy into my face moaning and begging for more and I knew it was just a matter of time before she came in my mouth as I fucked her right there in the snow next to that snowman with the big frozen dick.

Oriental Take Out

I love oriental take out. Just the smell of it makes me horny as hell, I am not sure why but it does. When the delivery guy arrives and is paid, as soon as I close the door I start eating and playing with my food in a way that keeps me cumming for hours. I love using the chop sticks to play with my clit. I love to open the little packets of duck sauce and soy sauce and pour some on one nipple and some on the other. I eat my oriental take out in my own way. It satisfies a kinky fetish I have. I always order chicken on a stick and shove it deep in my pussy, coating it with my pussy juice, I put it to my mouth, take a bite and then lick first my right nipple with duck sauce and then my left with soy sauce, while pinching my clit with the chop sticks cumming hard with every bite. There is nothing like Chinese Take Out night in my house!

Fucking Fantastic

 

Granny gets her grove on! Just because I am a grandmother doesn’t mean I don’t know how to grove! I met a new young thing last night. He was young and tight! Dancing and strutting his stuff. Mmmmm such good looking stuff to. I bought him a drink and flashed him my big beautiful tits. He was more than happy to take me back to his house. He put on the loudest music. It was thumping and pounding. And he had the biggest thickest cock to tease and please me. I couldn’t wait to climb right up on top of that hard cock. Then I swung my hips and bounced to that loud music! Ooooh it was fantastic! I could feel my whole body pounding to the tune and his cock was just filling up everything inch of me. I milked that cock till his shoot a big thick load deep inside my pussy! It was so good I can still feel him inside me. It was so fucking fantastic… I loved every minute.

I love Veterans Day

 

I love Veterans Day. I always have so much fun! I always get dressed in my sluttiest outfit. Low cut showing off my great tits! And of course some tall fuck me pumps! I love to go down to the vet center and show those guys how much I appreciate them! I know some of them look forward to it all year long! I go from room to room flashing my nice tits and putting a smile on their faces. AND if I am lucking enough to get a rise out of them I go ahead and give them a good hand job or boob job just to let them know how much I care! I mean let’s face it… They fought for me right to fuck whenever I want! A hand job is the LEAST I can do! And after I make my rounds at the vet center. Then I always have a date lined up with well hung vet! I mean I get so turned on flashing everyone. Then stroking all those hard cocks!! OOOH hhh my! I just have to get fucked! I do all the nasty things that really turn me on. I know he can take it! After all he is a vet! I suck his beautiful cock and then let him fuck me like only a soldier can! Ummmmm I love vets day!

Easy Like Sunday Morning

I love the song “Easy Like Sunday Morning” but I always want to answer the lyrics when I hear them and my answers are always the same:

“‘Know it sounds funny but I just can’t stand the pain”
Except I love pain, tie me up and spank me real good, fuck me and make me cum….

“Seems to me girl you know I’ve done all I can”
Not yet baby, there is so much more you could do to this pussy of mine….

“S’why I’m easy ….. easy like Sunday mornin’,”
But I don’t want it easy, I want it rough and hard and nasty….

“Why in the world would anybody put chains on me?”
Why the fuck not? Chains are just what this girl needs and wants, so give them to me, chain me up, please.

“Everybody wants me to be what they want me to be”
Yes I want to be just what you want me to be, let’s role play, I will be your maid or your little girl, anything your heart desires, try me.

“I’m not happy when I try to fake it, oooh”
That’s right baby do me so fucking hard I can’t fake it!
because
“I wanna be high ….. so high”
On you and what you do to me….

Stroke Grannies Fire

Well it’s that time of the year again. My fireplace needs to be cleaned and checked. I love a warm fire on a cold day! So I called my normal service. But they didn’t send out the normal man. They sent out a new boy. So young and handsome. Wide broad shoulders. And a deep voice. He looked so handsome cleaning out the fire place. But did get very dirty. I asked him as I was peeling out of my clothes if he wanted to join me in a bath. When he saw these beautiful tits of mine he was ready and EAGER. I got the joy of scrubbing him from head to toe. Cleaning every inch. And then I made sure with my mouth. I sucked that boys dick so hard he shot all over me. But he made it up to me. He cleaned me off with soap and then pulled me out of the shower and carried me to bed! Then fucked me like this granny needed! Mmmm Love the new service!

Earn for Mommy!

My little ones have been really busy today! With all the holidays coming up I have really been worrying about bills. AND on top of that my dealer had one hell of a sale. And that never happens! But he needed cash fast so he offered me a bundle that saved me a ton! I couldn’t pass it up. So I had to make some fast cash! I called all my “sugar Daddies” Told them the “little ones” needed some special attention. And I needed some extra cash for my extra effort in getting them ready! And that was all it takes. I got the little ones dress. Special new stockings with designs on them. Crotch-less panties. Tiny little open bra’s showing off their tiny nipples. And then a reward. The one who brought mommy the most money gets a special surprise. I am so proud of my fuck toys! They were working so hard! Begging for that cock! Offering up their little ass’s and puss like real pro’s. I made twice as much as a normally do for them! That means we were all winners. LOL

Hot Tin Roof

I decided that I wanted a tin roof put on my house. I love the sound of rain on a tin roof. I never thought that the roofers would be such a hot fucking group of hunks. I watched them work the first day as I fantasized and masturbated behind closed doors.
The second day I got a little braver and offered them cold drinks and lunch at mid day. I made sure that I was dressed in a way that would invite their attention. But still I made no advances.
By the third day, the back half of the roof was done and I thought I would explode. It was time, I couldn’t take it any more. I put on a rain coat with nothing on under it, grabbed a nice big quilt and climbed that damned ladder to get my goodies.
Once on the roof I gave them a smile and spread out the quilt laying on it and opening my coat revealing nothing but me.
They got the hint and needless to say started work late.
Sex on a hot tin roof is better then the sound of rain!