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Hot Ass sex was in the works this afternoon as I woke all my munchkins up for Sunday brunch. Our brunch days are not the normal Sunday meals. In fact our Sunday Brunch doesn’t really involve “food” per sei. Sunday brunch is a family occasion, yes, but there is a whole new smorgasbord of treats at the brunch. 

My strap-ons were clean and laying out, all the munchkins were showered and appropriately attired. My silk robe barely concealed my nakedness as I went to answer the door. Right on time, my brother and his little ones in tow are here for the family day. My brother has become quite the anal sex and rim job lover since we started playing together. 

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It is always a good time watching the cousins get along so well as we all get blasphemous on Sunday with all the cocksucking blowjobs and anal sex we enjoy. The munchkins have become great at asshole sucking and cleaning creampies up. I love watching my princesses and their incestuous fucking with their brothers and cousins.

Today is special my princesses are going to get stretched by their uncle and I will be taking on my brothers herd with my big strap-on. Our sluts are awesome and have certainly learned a little about family values. 

I’ve Got Your Halftime Ticket

cum slut phone sex dixieI love Super Bowl Sunday in my house! All the guys show up, the smell of sexy hunks hangs in the air. The food is great and the drinks flow freely. They beat their chests and yell for their team, talking junk and getting drunk.
It is a male bonding experience that keeps my cunt nice and wet!
But nothing is better then half time. Everyone loves the spectacular half time show. Big names taking the stage and entertaining everyone. Yeah not in my house. In my house the half time show is something completely different.
In my house half time is about how many quickies I can fit in before the game starts again!
This year I am trying to break my record. So not only will I be dishing out cum slut quickies for the boys that are here, but I will be logged in and waiting for all my freaks from Fuckalicous to call.
Help me break my record and let’s see how many ten minute quickies we can line up this Sunday at half time.
If the line is busy, just keep on dialing. I would love to have your name on my list of freaks that helped me break my record!

Super Bowl Halftime Quickies: You Can Have Pigskin and Pussy

cum slut phone sex MILFSuper Bowl Sunday is this Sunday evening. Guess what? You can have pigskin and pussy.  A 10 minute quickie is all you need during half time to release the tension of the game! If your team is ahead, celebrate with a load of jizz on my face. If your team is sucking balls, let me suck yours and make you feel better. Either way, you get to release a load of cum, and I get to receive a load of cum. It’s win win.

So during the half time show, give me or any of my fellow cum sluts a call. Katy Perry is the halftime show. Let’s be honest,  you would only be watching her in hopes of a wardrobe malfunction anyway. But Katy Perry’s nipple won’t make you cum. Ten minutes of me sucking, fucking, or jacking your cock will have you exploding on Katy’s pretty cherub face.

At a party and can’t talk? Excuse yourself to the bathroom, call me on your cell. Afraid you might get caught in the bathroom? Go to the car or the garage. No one will miss you for ten minutes.  You can make a booze run while stroking your cock in your car. Maybe you are at the house of a friend, co worker or boss with a wife you lust after? You can even get lost to her bedroom, and I will help you jack off in a pair of her panties. Always fantasized  about a circle jerk? Have your friends give you $20, and I will phone fuck you all on speaker phone  while you cover me in cum. Someone at the party you despise? I’ll help you discreetly deposit a load of cum in their food or drink. You can even do a 2 girl call and listen to two cum dumpsters share your seed.  You don’t even have to talk much. Just stroke and I will carry the conversation to an explosive end. Hell, you can even purchase a cyber text session and I can sext you to a hard orgasm without you uttering more than a few words.

There is a lot of fun that can be crammed into a 10 minute  quickie, so there is no need to sacrifice a much needed cum for pigskin. I can make a man cum in 10 minutes or 100. You need me more than Katy Perry.

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Time To Go Down Under

golden showers phone sex dixieI love it when my Aussie calls me. I love his accent and how kinky he is. He called me today and informed me that he was on holiday and he wanted to have fun. It seems it is Australia Day. What better way to celebrate Australia Day then to go down under with my mate?

Feeling very Australian today he told me all about the Roo and it’s mating habits that we would incorporate into our call. He shared some most interesting details. He informed me that the male Roo stimulates the female to urinate before mating so that he can smell her pheromones.

Finding his information stimulating I suggested we have a golden shower session. Encouraging him to stimulate me so that I could urinate for him, on him and let him smell and feel the warm fluid flowing over his body.

Just as I thought, my kinky mate loved the idea and we went with it. He rubbed my cunt stimulating me until I distributed a steady stream of hot piss all over his chest and face making his cock rock hard. Licking his lips he fucked this pussy begging me to piss all over his hard dick while he was inside me. How could I refuse my Aussie on his special day? I let off another steaming stream all over him and he shot his big hot load deep inside me before going down under and licking me clean.

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Examine This Wet Bald Pussy

wet bald pussy alanzaWe were all sitting around joking and kicking around ideas for something different to do. That is when he suggested we all ply doctor like we did when we were little. Of course he wanted to be the doctor. We would be the patients and each wet bald pussy would be examined very carefully inside and out.

All of us had nurses out fits from a Halloween past and thought it would be loads of fun to put them on and take this role play game to another level. While we were putting them on he came up with another idea to elevate the game. We were going to break into the Doctors office down the street and see if we could have our fun and be in and out without getting caught.

All of us are down with the excitement of not getting caught and the fact that this would elevate the game to a new level that would make things so much fun.

Dressed in our hot and slutty nurses out fits we waited out side for him to get in and open the door for us, welcoming us to “his office’ by the time the door opened all of our pussies were dripping wet and we couldn’t wait to get into an exam room.

He was true to his word and examined each of our cunts inside and out. We in turn gave him a good old fashioned prostate exam that he will never forget. And with a camera set up so we could record all the fun, we played doctor like we never had before!

It must have been a busy day for the cops because we were in that exam room at least 30 minutes before he had made our pussies squirt to his satisfaction and we had made sure his balls were nice and empty.

Just as we were getting dressed and getting ready to head out, we heard the sirens approaching. We got out just in the nick of time and slipped back over to the house, watching the cops from there with our binoculars while our bald pussies got wet all over again!

Pamper My Pussy

MILF phone sex big tits matureI decided this week that I needed to take a day off from fucking. I know right, sounds crazy? But one day a month I sacrifice cock for pampering. I wanted to pamper my entire body, not just my pussy, so I made a spa day. I love spa days. I get a massage, a bikini wax, a salt scrub, a facial and a mani pedi. Pamper myself head to toe. Plus it lets me look pretty for all my well hung lovers. I was met by a buff looking young man. Didn’t speak much English, but we talked with our bodies. I had a feeling my pussy was going to get some special attention after all.

He is a greeter for the ladies. Nice choice. Very buff and handsome. Rugged good looks. Well, I wanted him to give me a rub down. I didn’t care if he was not properly trained, I wanted his young hands on my buff body. I spend good money at my spa, so they had no problem granting me my wish. I undressed for him, got on the table and let his hands work their magic on my kinks. As he was massaging my shoulders, I of course could see a very nice bulge in his pants. I had to massage his cock.

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So much for a day without cock. I had a hung Swedish boy toy in front of me. No way he was not fucking me. He carried me over to a chair to give us more room. He had me spread my pussy wide for him. He massaged his cock as I spread my pussy lips for him and showed him my pink cunt. Before long his fingers and tongue were pampering my pussy. Now this is the spa treatment. He was skilled in the art of cunnilingus.  Well he was going to learn how skilled I was in the art of fellatio. We 69ed right there in that big lounge chair. I was ripe for his cock. I climbed up on top of him, lowered my pussy on his thick dick. Felt amazing going in. Not as long as some of the black cocks I fuck, but equally as thick. I love girth.

mature phone sex big tits milfHe massaged my ass as I rode his dick. I had my hands on his nice pecs. So well built. I love a buff stocky guy. His dick felt so good inside me. Stretched my pussy, made it squirt. My pussy was being pampered by his cock. It was actually very romantic and sweet. More like slow sensual lovemaking than down and dirty fucking. It was a nice change. He made my body feel good. He was more focused on my pleasure than his own. Someone raised him well! He shot a massive load of cum inside me. I played with my wet pussy for him so he could see how much I loved having his seed in me.

I got a great massage. A pussy massage. The rest of the day my other body parts got pampered too. I think my pussy needs a spa day more often. Pamper your wallet with some of our caller specials!  Save some money on getting your rod spoiled!

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Prostitution Phone Sex with Mommy Blair: I’m a Whore for Candy

prostitution phone sex mommy incestThis is the only real job I have, and although I make good money, it is not enough to support my  drug habit. I am fond of that devil’s dust.  When my son was younger, I was a bad bad mommy. I needed my medicine. My husband had cut off my allowance, and I had not yet discovered  the joys of phone sex. A man I knew, with a penchant for young boys, made me a very sweet deal. He offered me a huge amount of money to violate my baby boy’s ass. I’d been fucked in the ass, it was nothing. I just told my son he was going to spend the night with Uncle Joe and that he had to be a very good boy and play whatever games Uncle Joe wanted to play!

Yes, I pimped out my son’s virgin ass for drugs. Wouldn’t be the last time either. I mean he owed me. I took care of him, provided for him, let him eat my pussy, even played with his little pee pee. He didn’t seem to mind. He liked pleasing his mommy, and he enjoyed his mommy high because mommy didn’t care who she fucked. I was so much more fun for him and his little schoolmates when I was high. My baby boy grew up and turned the tables on me. He now pimps me out. But not for drugs or even money, for humiliation.

He likes to see his classy soccer mom turning tricks on the corner. I am a dirty druggie mommy he will tell me. He controls my purse strings, so if I want my medicine, I have to do whatever he wants. Sometimes he will give me a little bump, sometimes a gram or two, sometimes nothing at all. Since I never know what if anything I might get, I of course put on a slutty outfit and take my ass to the curb to troll for johns. I have noticed that the more money I bring him, the more likely I am to get some party favors.  So, I whore myself out. Let strangers do whatever the fuck they want to me, no matter how perverse, for the off chance my son may let me party.

I’m a phone whore and a real life whore. I will do anything a man wants. Get me high, and I will let you do whatever you want to me too.

 

Big Boobed Beauty Boxing with Cassandra

My girlfriend and I were out at a club the other night. Just looking to have some fun, maybe pick up a few sexy men. We are hot buxom beauties, so we like to show off our “attributes.” Well our skimpy way too tight black dresses got us a lot of attention. Some attention I didn’t even bargain for. This one bitch seemed to have a problem with me and my bestie. She was just a queen bitch. Now she was busty too and attractive in a trailer park sort of way, but she was not getting the attention she thought she deserved and got in our faces about stealing her men. I told her men prefer class not ass.

When I have had a few cocktails, I lose all sense of decorum and can go redneck on a bitch. I ended up slapping the cunt when she poured a drink on my friend and called her a skank. Right there in the club, I got into a girl fight. The bouncer broke it up, but he made an interesting proposition to us both. He offered us money to get in the ring and have an actual girl fight. The winner would drink for free at the club for all of next year as bonus. I go to this club weekly, and it is easy to drop a couple hundred a night, so this was a sweet deal. I’m not much of a fighter as a natural submissive, but I will knock a bitch out when provoked.

Turns out the owner of the club has a fetish for cat fights. Loves to see two big boobed beauties boxing. I got into the ring with the trailer park whore and we threw it down. I boxed her big fake boobs, sucker punched her in the gut, even hit her face a few times. The best, though, was all the jabs I gave to her baby maker. I punched her trashy cunt repeatedly until she doubled over in pain. She got a few hits and jabs to me too, but ultimately I won. I used my huge torpedoes to smack her face so hard when she was bent over, she swelled up. My tits turned her trashy face black and blue! The power of silicon baby!

I had fun boxing the bitch. Apparently there is quite an underground network of girl fight clubs. Guys love seeing two buxom bitches box. Big tits bouncing, hot bodies slamming each other… I get it. My panties were soaking wet. I had no idea how hot fighting a chick would be, but you better believe I will do it again. Made me feel like a sexy superhero.

Slippery When Wet

Sometimes I just like to fuck in the rain. I love the storm brewing all around me like the storm that brews inside me. Getting soaked to the skin while the thunder booms like the blood pumping in my ears and the lightening lights up the sky. Letting the storm build with me until I squirt cum all over the cock inside me and beg for the next big dick to take me in the pouring rain! They are lined up on the porch watching me crawl towards them and begging them for more. I need animal, primal fucking like the bitch in heat that I am. I can see their hard dicks, some still in their pants, some in their hands and some in the mouths of my sisters. Each one will be inside me before the storm is over and each one will be covered in my pussy juice and the cum of the one that came before him. Being slippery when wet is about so much more then squirting thick milky cum for that huge cock that throbs inside of me. It is more then crawling in the rain like an animal. Cum find out what primitive lust is all about.

Merry Christmas with Dark Specials and Caller Specials

 

Merry Christmas horny boys. What did you get for Christmas? I got big black cock. That’s right. When I woke up, there was a black elf under my tree waiting for me to unwrap him. Nothing elf about his cock, however. I measured my present at a whopping 14 inches. Santa REALLY loves me. Like a little girl at Christmas, I couldn’t wait to play with my new toy. I pulled and tugged at it, took it in my mouth, even took it for a nice long hard ride. My pussy was so happy. That big black cock filled me up. My Christmas box was overjoyed with a big black yule log!

Have you ever had the gift of big black cock? Well, let me tell you, it is the gift that keeps on giving. Sorry boys, black cock is superior to the majority of white cock out there. It’s bigger, badder, thicker, harder and faster than a speeding bullet. Ever watched a woman take a dark special? Most guys can’t handle it. They get all jealous that they can’t please their women the same way; can’t make them cum that good, if at all. But then some guys can’t enough, just like me.

Well if you have a little white dick, I suggest you give your wife big black cock. She may never fuck you again, but she will love you forever. Black cock is better than any bottle of expensive perfume, or  jewelry or some fancy electronic device. What you are giving her is the gift of unlimited orgasms; intense pleasure; that stuffed feeling; and the ability to fuck all night long. You know, all the things you can’t give her yourself. If you are lucky she will let you watch or maybe even let you clean her up. If you truly love your girl, you will want her sexually satisfied. And let me tell you, as a black cock loving whore, nothing satisfies better than a thick dark special.

You give her a that gift that never disappoints, and you can give yourself the pleasure of my company with one of our caller specials. Get more bang for your buck. I would love to help you turn your wife into a black cock slut, or a black cock breeding whore. Maybe even turn you into one too, or get you off by telling you in graphic detail how you don’t measure up! She gets a dark special and you get a caller special. Merry Christmas for everyone!