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Special Gummie Bears and Titty Fucking

This guy friend of mine and I were sitting around eating special gummie bears a friend smuggled back from Colorado for me. THC infused candy is quite yummy. Well, I get high all the time, but never had anything quite this pure. Wow. Jim and I started getting silly, slap happy silly. Somehow we got on the topic of cartoon characters  we would fuck. I was all about  Ned Flanders from The Simpsons with his 70s porn-stache. Jim was all about Lois from Family Guy. He went on and on about her body and how much he has spanked to her image thinking of titty fucking her.

Titty fucking Lois? Well no way she had bigger jugs than I did. I whipped mine out  and asked if in his sex dreams Lois had boobs like mine. He started drooling. I said why not titty fuck me? I said he could even call me Lois. He said I could call him Ned. I pulled  out Ned’s big cock and put it in between Lois’s huge knockers. I let him slide in and out of those huge breasts and sucked the head of his throbbing cock. Felt so good to push them jugs together with his dick thrusting in and out of them . He came good on my tits too. I licked it all up. Never let cum go to waste.

We were so high.  He even inserted some of those special gummies in my pussy. And decided to see what Lois’s snatch tasted like. My cunt was dripping wet. Ned had a pretty nice cock for a cartoon character. He said those gummies tasted even better smothered in Lois’s honey. I even ate a few of my cum drenched special gummie bears. Got high all over again and let Ned titty fuck me again. This time he shot his load all over my face. I looked like someone had spilled milk in my face.

God love legalized marijuana. In states where it’s legal, the shit is so good you would titty fuck a cartoon character. I love fucking when I am high. The only problem is when I am fucked up, I have absolutely no sensor, no inhibitions, no limits. Let’s get fucked up together and push each other’s boundaries.

Adult phone sex- The triple shock

I went out today to pick up some things from the mall. I saw you there, with your girlfriend. We both knew that we had had a very fun time at the club together last weekend, but I did not speak to you. You waved at me, so I waved back. When I got back home you called me. I answered, and you begged me to come over to you house. I agreed, but when I arrived there were a few cars in the driveway. I came to to door to knock anyways. You met me before I had a chance to. You opened the door pulled me into the house, and started kissing me. I was shocked, because your girlfriend, and parents were all there. You told them all that I was your new girlfriend, and they could get over it. I was still in shock as you ripped my skirt off, and exposed my huge cock. They were all speechless. You made me tell them what a good little cum sucker you were. I went into all the details, including how you sucked the best dick ever, and had the tightest little asshole I have ever been in. You made me tell your girlfriend how you didn’t want to eat pussy anymore, and how you loved the way my hard cock tasted in your mouth. You loved to drink my warm cum, and have me bend you over and fuck you till you cried with painful pleasure. That you loved me to slap you around with all 12 inches of my hard for you cock, and that you was my man bitch, and was done with all of them. I was shocked and they were too, but my cock was so hard, as they all could see, because I wanted to fuck all you sweet man spots right there for all to see. You begged me to please do it, so I did. I think they all liked what they saw, even if you were my new fuck toy. Who knew it was going to be like this. I cant wait till the next time I run into you again, and neither can my cock. I will be waiting on you to call me up for some more sweet cock play.

Sexy Skeletons

Last week I had to get X-rays. In a drunken stupor I fell and twisted my ankle. My doctor thought I may have fractured it and sent me to the hospital. The X-ray technician was a cute little Latino guy. Very flirty with me. He enjoyed taking pics of me. After he got what he needed of my ankle, he took a few fun shots. He was clueless of my pleasant present.  I tucked my cock under, and posed in such a way he would be unable to see my throbbing boner.

He said my X-ray was sexier than any pinup he had ever seen. Asked if he could keep it to think of me. How sweet. He was going to jack off to my X-ray. My skeleton was going to get him hot and bothered. When he showed it to me,  I was like damn, I even have a sexy ass skeleton. I got turned on by our little X-ray photo shoot and I could see his cock bulging. So, I thought it would be fun to suck his cock and have him take an X-Ray for me to keep! Now that’s a sexy skeleton

I know we could have gotten in trouble for playing around in the X-ray room but it was so hot. He had a big cock too. I wanted to show him mine, but I wasn’t sure he was ready to discover yet that his beautiful pin up was not all female. I swallowed his fat dick and sucked him off until he came. Got a great pic of my skeleton blowing his cock too. Think I may frame it.  He got an X-ray of my sexy ass and I got one of his hot cock in my mouth. We exchanged numbers. We have a date next week. He will soon find out that the X-ray did not capture my best attribute. It will be a little Halloween surprise.

Trick -r- Treat

 

I love Halloween!!

I am always excited for the young dad’s or young teen boys to come to my house.

I always get them to come into my house for one reason or another. 

I ask them if they want a trick, or treat…

My treats are the best.. 

They get blow jobs, butt sex, they can pound my pussy or fuck my titts. 

Most of them go for the treat.

Some how ever go for the trick. 

I sit them in a chair and blind fold them.. 

I put on my strap-on and make them suck my cock. 

Or I tie them to the couch and fuck their ass. 

A few men LOVE my tricks but there are the ones who where dumb enough to as for it.

Those men hate it, and often say they will call the cops..

I giggle and show them the video cameras I have set up. 

If you tell on me I’ll tell on you. 

The ones who love my tricks how ever always get a treat after words. 

What ever I do to them they do to me 🙂

Happy Trick-r-Treating!! 

Candy Shop

I have a sweet tooth like no other, and I love candy shopping. There’s nothing like going to the mall and walking into that colorful, fun store. It’s really cute! And everything in it tastes sooo yummy… especially the store clerk. I use to watch him work a lot while I’d pick things out, trying to flirt subtly. There was this one day, where I was wearing a tight little skirt, and a tank top, you could just barely see my nipples through the top, as I hadn’t quite worn a bra that day.
He kept asking me if I was finding everything ok, putting his hand on my back, and I said I needed some help finding something a little more… meaty.
Well, he decided it was best to take a fifteen minute break, and let me go in back with him, well, I tasted something oooh so very sweet.
His thick cock slid so easily down my throat, and it wasn’t long before he was filling my tummy with big thick spurts of his tasty cum.
I was pretty hard after that, and I stood up to show him just what was hiding in my skirt this whole time. He was pretty surprised at first, talking about how he was straight, and he didn’t know how to do this. I told him it was ok, he was still straight, my cock was a girl cock!
He calmed down after a little bit, and I let him try fucking my asshole, boy was that fun! Now when I go into the store I get free candy… and a little something extra.

Submissive Phone Sex: Broken Over a Joyride

I am a truly submissive slut now. But, I was not always this way. Once upon a time I was a rebel, bratty teen. Got into all sorts of trouble. But the day I became a submissive whore, is a day I will never forget. I was washing my dad’s boss’s brand new Jaguar for some spending money. It was a very sweet ride. I wanted to test it out. So I took it for a little joyride. Yeah, technically I had no permission and I had no license yet, but it was a Jag. I lifted the keys from his office desk while he was on a conference call and went for a drive.  I drove his  prized possession all around town; was gone for hours. I figured I would never get caught because he was at work and his car was in the employee garage. I figured wrong. He had cameras everywhere.

Not only did he call the cops on me, he called my daddy on me. I am not sure what was worse. The time I spent in juvy lock up or the weekend of pain my father inflicted on me for the embarrassment my little joyride cost him. He almost got fired over my little act of car thievery. Father decided then I had to be broken; I had to learn to obey and follow rules.  He stripped me naked. I had to kneel down with my ass exposed. He began paddling my ass with a wooden spoon. So hard, I had splinters in my ass and it was bleeding. But that was not enough. He escalated to caning me. This was excruciating. I could feel flesh tearing from my bottom. After my ass was raw and bleeding, he poured table salt into the wounds and made me sit on my bottom covered in salt to ponder my sins while he shoved his cock down my throat forcing me to suck him off.

I was crying, telling my Dad how sorry I was and I would never steal  a car again. Then,  he did something unexpected. He went and got a butcher knife from the kitchen. I was so scared thinking my father was going to kill me over a joyride. But no, he chopped off my beautiful blonde locks. He told me I was  too pretty and that if I was humbled perhaps I would no longer be such a bratty cunt. He then went in my room and destroyed all my clothes and makeup. I looked like an orphan. My hair tattered,  now forced to wear rags and second hand clothing. I would lose my popularity in school. But that is what daddy wanted. Me broke, and  dependent on him. He managed to break my spirit that day. I was forced into the life of a scared little girl dependent on her daddy for companionship.

I would never be a dominate brat again. I would never disobey my daddy again.  And thanks to a harmless joyride, here I am today seeking your approval, seeking your control, seeking your ownership. Use me as you see fit. I am a worthless, car stealing whore forever.

Sex Toy Phone Sex with Shemale Carla: A Few of My Favorite Toys

Today is one of those days that is about me. Just me. It’s been storming pretty badly lately, making it hard to get out. But, I have needs  you know? I bet you do too. So I decided to break out my huge box of sex toys and pulled out my three favorites.  A green jelly dildo; a purple suction cup dildo, and my baby blue vibrating butt plug.  I started with my green jelly dildo. Its long and fleshy and thick just like a cock. I sucked it for awhile, imagining your nice hard throbbing dick in my mouth. Felt amazing. I sucked on it and stroked my cock thinking how good it feels to have a cock down my throat; how amazing it is to taste and feel cum. And when I had that dildo good and lubricated with my saliva, I rammed it up my ass and came all over my stomach.

Since I was covered in jizz, I decided I needed to shower. I took my purple suction cup dildo into the shower with me and mounted it on the wall. After I lathered myself up real good, I backed my hot ass on to the purple dildo thinking of you fucking your first tranny ass. My cock gets so hard at the thought of you shooting a load of hot spunk in me that I come again. I love getting fucked in the ass as much as I love fucking in the ass.

Since I am a horny fuck today, I get out my blue vibrating butt plug, slip it in my tight perfect ass, and fantasize about taking you. Surprising you with my panty present. Perhaps you had an inkling and were curious, perhaps I took you by surprise and didn’t give you a chance to say no. Whatever scenario, my cock is in your tight ass pumping away until I unleash a huge load in your virgin ass. If you are a good boy, I will even reach around and jack your cock as I fuck you from behind. Three hard cums in 3 hours with 3 of my favorite toys. Maybe you will be with me the next time so I can have the real thing and so can you.

Dick-lickin-good

 

Last week I posted about how fuckable my best friend and her husband is…

Well this weekend I spent some alone time with her husband.

His cock is just too damn good.

He couldn’t hide his large hard-on.

I went and turned on some music.. 

and started to wiggle my ass….

His cock was rubbing against the zipper of his pants. 

I walked up to him and climbed on his lap.

We were dry humping and I was rubbing my pussy all over his pants. 

He stood up while he was holding me close to his body.

He walked into the kitchen and laid me down on the table so my head was hanging off. 

He turned around went to the fridge and came back with whipped cream and chocolate syrup. 

I licked my lips as he put some whipped cream on the tip of his dripping cock.. and drizzled some chocolate down his shaft..

I was so ready to suck his cock and let him fuck my mouth…. 

I can’t wait to tell you more when you call me baby! 

Cumming Home Late!

 

So I might just have a little bit of a curfew, and I might just forget about said curfew sometimes! I was out clubbing with some of my girls and just lost track of time! I came home, a little tipsy, at about one in the morning, hoping my daddy was tucked away in his bed.
I took off my heels as I was walking through the door, tight little jacket coming off after I managed to wiggle both arms free, being as careful as I could.
To be honest after a long night at the club, I was pretty darn riled up, I hadn’t gotten any tonight, because I didn’t want to leave my group, we were just having too much fun! But after seeing so many people getting fucked against walls, and sucking some hot guys under the table I was sooo ready to get it on!
After getting to my room, I started to take my top off, letting my little budding breasts free so I could pinch at my nipples, getting them good and hard before I dug around in my dresser for my cute little dildo.
I moved back on my bed, pushing my panties down just below my stick-clit, stroking over it with one hand, while the other gripped my toy so I could suck and throat it while I got myself good and ready to give it to myself really good! Well, while I was stroking my cock, I accidentally knocked the lamp off of my nightstand as I was moving to get more comfortable.
Nothing broke, and I didn’t think much of it until my door opened! My dad was standing there looking sooo grumpy, but it must have been a pretty good view of my ass, because that frown was turned upside down faster than I ever imagined it would!
Before I knew it, he had pulled my dildo out of my mouth, and my panties aside to just go ahead and shove it inside of me! He was giving it to me so good and rough, soon enough he unzipped his pants and pressed his hard cock to my mouth so I would have something to suck on! And gosh did I suck that cock.
He stopped me before I came, bent me over and gave me a few good, hard spanks before shoving his own cock into me and finishing the both of us off!
I sure learned my lesson!

3 is the best company..

They always say 3 is a crowd.
In my life 3 is the perfect number.
My best friend and her husband came to me about a year ago with the idea.
That all of us would be in a relationship.
 
I wasn’t really sure about it.
I have this connection with my best friend and I didn’t want to mess that up.
I didn’t really like her husband all that much but, we decided to try it. 
 

We thought we would need to get drunk or high.  

But it was super natural.
I love my best friend, so it was easy to kiss her and rub my hands up and down her body.
After she and I got naked we looked over at her husband who was watching in awe.
We crawled over to him and unzipped his pants and we both starting sucking his big fat cock.
 
We fucked for hours. 
Her husband was inside of me while she ate sucked my clit. 
I have never had a sexual experience like this before.
 
We meet 3 times a week.
We all take turns making each other cum.
It is the best sex in my life.
3 isn’t a crowd but 3 is the best company I could ever ask for.