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National Mischief Night with Tranny Cop Carla

October 30 is known as National Mischief Day. It’s an informal holiday where youth engage in pranks and minor vandalism. Now, I am far from a youth, but I find it fun to punk people. Last October 30, I put on my sexy cop outfit and decided to see what kind of mischief I could stir up. I had a very official looking badge because I stole it off this “on the down low” cop I blew regularly. I walked up and down Main Street, where all the  bars were, waiting for some unsuspecting person to punk. I saw this very hot young couple who were very drunk. I flashed my badge and explained to them there were laws against public intoxication, which they both clearly were. violating.

Now, I only meant to scare them a bit, mess with their minds for 10 minutes or so. But the girl, was like “But, officer, you are so pretty. Couldn’t we work something out privately?” I knew what she was suggesting. The big hard cock in my panties knew what she was suggesting. It was her idea, so of course I went with the flow. They lived nearby, above one of the bars, so I went home with them. A pretty girl, a hot guy and a tranny cop? That was my kind of mischief.

As soon as we got to their apartment, I went down on the girl. I may be a transsexual, but I love cock and pussy. I just don’t get as much pussy as I do cock. I buried my face between her creamy thighs and tasted her sweet nectar. She tasted heavenly. Juices were running out of her pussy so fast, I had a difficult time not missing any juice. When I came up for air, her juices were all over my face and her boyfriend was stroking his hard big cock. Mischief night just kept getting better.

I sucked his cock like my life depended on it. I had a bulge in my pants that could no longer be contained. My prank was about to be let out of the proverbial bag. When the girl discovered the mischief in my pants, she went to town on it. Up and down like a greedy bitch. Felt amazing. Such soft lips on my rod. She was sucking me, I was sucking her boyfriend. She was gonna get tag teamed. She begged for it actually. She wanted me in her ass and him in her cunt. She got the double penetration fuck of a life time. And all because I decided to pull a little Mischief Night prank.

The funny thing was, that even after hours of fucking, sucking, licking… they never realized I was not a real cop. They just thought I was a tranny officer. I have the same outfit and badge for tonight’s mischief games. I have just added handcuffs and a billy stick. Let the mischief begin.

Teasing and Pampering

Every girl loves to be pampered. I am no exception to that rule. Spoiling myself is a treat I not only deserve but demand.
There is nothing better then going to the saloon and getting a mani/pedi. Being pampered every few weeks is a day I so look forward to.
My dick is always stiff when I know it is mani/pedi day because I use this day for a little erotic fun as well as being spoiled.
Getting ready to head out I choose what I will wear carefully. It must be sexy. It must show a great deal of cleavage. And it must be a very short skirt with either no panties or panties that clearly out line my big man cock.
I never go to the same saloon twice, unless the nail tech is a male that seems pleased with the treat I provide.
I always request a male tech. They do the mani first and I make sure to flirt openly and shamelessly. Always leaning over and showing off my beautiful tits. Making sure to capture his full attention and erection.
When it comes time for the pedi I sit demurely in the chair anticipating the perfect timing to spread my legs and reveal my surprise.
I love the reactions I get. It doesn’t matter if it is shock, surprise, admiration, curiosity or desire. Each reaction arouses me and I always go home and pump my hard cock thinking about it.
Mani/pedi day is my favorite day of all!

Adult phone sex- The triple shock

I went out today to pick up some things from the mall. I saw you there, with your girlfriend. We both knew that we had had a very fun time at the club together last weekend, but I did not speak to you. You waved at me, so I waved back. When I got back home you called me. I answered, and you begged me to come over to you house. I agreed, but when I arrived there were a few cars in the driveway. I came to to door to knock anyways. You met me before I had a chance to. You opened the door pulled me into the house, and started kissing me. I was shocked, because your girlfriend, and parents were all there. You told them all that I was your new girlfriend, and they could get over it. I was still in shock as you ripped my skirt off, and exposed my huge cock. They were all speechless. You made me tell them what a good little cum sucker you were. I went into all the details, including how you sucked the best dick ever, and had the tightest little asshole I have ever been in. You made me tell your girlfriend how you didn’t want to eat pussy anymore, and how you loved the way my hard cock tasted in your mouth. You loved to drink my warm cum, and have me bend you over and fuck you till you cried with painful pleasure. That you loved me to slap you around with all 12 inches of my hard for you cock, and that you was my man bitch, and was done with all of them. I was shocked and they were too, but my cock was so hard, as they all could see, because I wanted to fuck all you sweet man spots right there for all to see. You begged me to please do it, so I did. I think they all liked what they saw, even if you were my new fuck toy. Who knew it was going to be like this. I cant wait till the next time I run into you again, and neither can my cock. I will be waiting on you to call me up for some more sweet cock play.

Cyber Sex Phone Sex with Glenda: Let’s Sext

Did you know we offer cyber sex phone sex? You can pay to have naughty cyber sex with me if for some reason you cannot do an actual phone call (like the wife is sleeping next to you!). I actually got into the phone sex business  through cyber sexting. A few years ago I met a woman in an online chat room. We hit it off , lots in common, easy to talk to. After a few weeks of vanilla IMing, we exchanged pics . I showed her my curvaceous body, she showed me her hairy pussy. From there on, we sexted daily. She would tell me how much she wanted me to be her first lesbian experience, how much she coveted my big boobs, and I would tell her how much I wanted to lick her pussy. I’d even press my titties against the screen for her.

We spent hours a day getting each other off. So much so, I got sticky keys on my laptop from typing with my masturbation fingers. My love goo was all over my keyboard. After a few months we actually met. Imagine my surprise to find out my lesbian cyber sexting buddy was actually a guy. He apologized profusely for his duplicity. I got it. He had a fantasy about being a woman with another woman, and the computer allowed him a safe venue for exploring his feminine side. No harm no foul and we are still friends today.

Yeah, I did not get my girl on girl action that day. What I did get, however, was a highly sensual and erotic experience. Cyber text sessions are good for myriad reasons. First, suppose you have a chaotic household filled with people and it’s hard to get away for a sexy call. No one will think twice about you  needing to escape to your office for a little work. They don’t have to know that work is on your throbbing cock. Second, suppose you are traveling and your cell phone has shitty reception and you have a boner? Well, you can almost always get a Wi-Fi signal somewhere, so we can dirty text your boner away. Third, suppose you are shy and have something you want to talk about that embarrasses you. Perhaps you have dark fantasies. Perhaps you want to suck cock. Perhaps you like to be peed on. Perhaps you wear ladies panties. Sometimes it is much easier to discuss taboo subjects in a more anonymous way, like a cyber text session.

Fourth, your mind is your biggest erogenous zone. Cyber texting forces both parties to be more creative, more imaginative then just “oooh baby faster.” Fifth, you are married or living with a woman with separation and/or trust issues. She checks your cell to see who you are talking to and for how long. She never really lets you out of her site for long. You can take your tablet or smartphone or laptop in the bathroom and get off without her pulling a Jake from State Farm on you, because she never heard you talking. And, the final reason, cyber text sessions are good is that you can create a whole new persona if you want. If you are a man, you can pretend to be a woman. If you are a boring American boy, you can suddenly be an Australian surfer dude. If you are an adult male, you can be mommy’s little angel again. If you have a little white dick, you can have a big black cock. You can create a whole fantasy world for yourself and I will play right along with you! And, I can type with one hand if you know what I mean (wink wink).

So hit me up on yahoo,  tell me you want to purchase a cyber text session (same rate as a phone sex call) and let’s get creative together. And, let’s get off too.

Planning A Halloween Party

I am so excited about planning this Halloween party it is insane. Can you guess from looking at me what I am going to be? I bet you know, it is the only thing I can be, A Wall Flower. Clever huh? Of course my party is going to be kinky and full of tricks and treats. Instead of Bobbing For Apples, we are Bobbing For Balls. I am going to take apples, oranges and peeled onions and dip them all in the same colored candy coating before putting them in the pale of water. It is going to be delightful when my friends bite into an onion…..one of the tricks. I bought Halloween Oreo cookies and mingled into the plate I have some Oreo cookies that I have opened and scraped the orange cream filling out, replacing it with toothpaste that I have colored with orange food coloring….another trick mixed into the treats. But the best thing I have set up is this wonderful jack o lantern scare crow that I found. I have everything I need to make him. I am going to drill a hole in his ass and fill it with gooey lube. I will blind fold my guests and spin them around and we are going to play Stick Your Dick In The Scare Crow. The drinks are going to be flowing, the tricks and treats are going to be all mixed up and we are going to have a fucking blast! Don’t you wish you could join us?

3 is the best company..

They always say 3 is a crowd.
In my life 3 is the perfect number.
My best friend and her husband came to me about a year ago with the idea.
That all of us would be in a relationship.
 
I wasn’t really sure about it.
I have this connection with my best friend and I didn’t want to mess that up.
I didn’t really like her husband all that much but, we decided to try it. 
 

We thought we would need to get drunk or high.  

But it was super natural.
I love my best friend, so it was easy to kiss her and rub my hands up and down her body.
After she and I got naked we looked over at her husband who was watching in awe.
We crawled over to him and unzipped his pants and we both starting sucking his big fat cock.
 
We fucked for hours. 
Her husband was inside of me while she ate sucked my clit. 
I have never had a sexual experience like this before.
 
We meet 3 times a week.
We all take turns making each other cum.
It is the best sex in my life.
3 isn’t a crowd but 3 is the best company I could ever ask for.

Shemale Phone Sex with Carla: School Boy Crush

There is this guy I have known for years. Just a big bully. We went to school together when I was a traditional boy. But I was never really traditional. I mean I always felt like a girl trapped in a man’s body and that was obvious to the other school boys, Jordan in particular. He called me fag and freak and really made my life hell.  He never left our city either. I have to see him sometimes at the gym. I just avoid him. The other day he approached me while I was on the treadmill. I was stunned. He didn’t recognize me as a girl. In fact, he asked me out.

I was pleasant but told him I don’t go out with strangers. He asked to friend me on Facebook in an attempt to not be a stranger much longer. Well I reluctantly agreed. I really despised Jordan, but perhaps he had changed? His Facebook feed was filled with gay bashing. I just hated him more, but now I thought maybe I should fuck him to teach him a lesson.  After a few days of interacting via social media, he realized we had a bunch of mutual friends from our youth and that we went to the same school. I thought I would be sly. I asked him if he knew Carlton Heinz? I passed myself off as his half sister. Jordan actually admitted to being mean to my brother, well um, me.  Then the most shocking thing ever, he admitted he had a crush on him/me in school but was afraid to admit it because he never considered himself gay. I said we are all bisexual if you really think about it. So I guess he taunted me to deflect his own feelings for me and now lives in the land of denial about his own sexuality, so he gay bashes.

He needed my help. He needed my cock. So, I finally agreed to go out with him. Jordan was attracted to me still after all these years, but he just didn’t realize it. I had to fuck him now. After a wonderful dinner and a play, we went back to my loft. We started making out and his cock was throbbing in his pants. Mine was throbbing in my panties, tucked under my ass as not to show through my dress.  I went down on him, swallowed his cock. He guided my head up and down his shaft. He came in nothing flat. He wanted to pull my panties off and return the favor. I told him I very much wanted him to reciprocate but I had a small confession. He thought I was on my period or was having a personal grooming issue. He was shocked, but pleasantly so when he saw my throbbing rod. I explained I use to be Carlton. His cock got hard again almost instantly. He admitted he has been carrying a torch for me  since our school days and I looked even more amazing than I did then. He fell on my cock. I could tell I was his first cock, but it still felt great.

We continued to fuck in my steam room. I am usually a top, but I was a bottom for Jordan. He clearly had been waiting a long time to fuck my hot ass and now he finally had his chance. Not sure if I like him yet, but his cock felt good in my ass. I have issue with closeted guys who can’t accept who they really are. But didn’t stop me from jacking my cock as he pumped inside me, jizzing all over my stomach and tits as he came. It was an incredibly hot experience. He got to fuck his school boy crush, I got a hot load of cum.  Still hard to believe he crushed on me all these years when he was so mean to me that I hated him for decades. Guess it is no different than a traditional boy pulling the pigtails of a traditional girl because he likes her. Now we are grown up and pulling on cocks instead!

Shemale Phonesex/Half Woman Half Horse

I have always been fascinated by mythology. The centaur is a mythical creature that I am particularly mesmerized by. I have always found these creatures interesting. I love the many colors of their coats, with the head arms and torso of a human and the beautiful body of a horse, they are majestic indeed. They exude strength and mystery.
I have always said if I were like any mythical creature of lore it would be the centaur. But it wasn’t until a friend of mine bought me this beautiful little figurine of a female centaur that I really began to connect myself to them. The figurine resembles me in so many ways and the creature, in all it’s glory, does as well.
When I finally decided to go through with my transgender surgery transforming my self into what I always felt I was, a woman, it took a lot of strength and courage. And now that I have the beautiful head arms and torso of a glorious woman, proud and strong, matching who I am inside with a huge dick, in many ways I am a living centaur. Half woman, half horse in more then just the figurative sense of the word.
I love my beautiful body and the little figurine that I keep in a special place to remind me daily of the wonder of the mythical, magical creature that I am and of all that I can be.
I often jerk my huge horse cock while looking at this gift that my friend gave me, spewing cum all over my belly while loosing myself in the fascination and wonders of mythology and a world born of imagination where the realm of possibilities are endless, and one is only inhibited by his or her own limitations. I love setting my mind free in this magical place that exists within my imagination.

Shemale Phone Sex with Carla and Avery: Three DIcks are Better Than One

Nothing hotter than waking up with BFF Avery and an overnight guest from partying last night. The nice thing about not being all girl is that I still wake up with morning wood.  In fact all three of us did. So what do 2 hot chicks with dicks and a horny guest have for breakfast? You guessed it, cock. Avery is  just as horny as I am all the time. Her and I play together often, but  we do like threesomes with unsuspecting straight men. Last night we picked up this clueless well hung stud in the Strip District and brought him back to my loft. He was shocked when he saw our presents; in fact, he tried to leave until Avery put her mouth on his cock, and well he was all ours then.

Avery, as well as myself, are excellent cock suckers.  Once a man feels how  good we can polish a knob, they rarely care we have dicks.  This guy went from wanting to leave, to begging to spend the night after having two hot shemales suck his cock. He woke up ready to play again too. Avery put her cock in his mouth as I sucked him off. Then, her beautiful mouth went on my cock as I sucked him, and eventually Avery fucked us both and I fucked them right back. That is how you spend a weekend morning. In bed naked getting your rocks off and being covered in cum. You may think you would never be with a special girl, but they all say that. Chicks with dicks are the best of both worlds. We have tits and cock and we know how to suck cock better than any traditional girl. Plus, we can fuck your tight little ass all day and all night.

Are you bi curious, maybe a sissy boy or even full on homo? Then you need  Avery and myself. We love all kinds of guys, but our favorites are you straight guys we get to convert! Once you go tranny, pussy is lame.

Bon Fire Frenzy

I don’t even remember who came up with the idea but someone suggested we save all our old sex toys and once a year have a sex toy bon fire. I didn’t think that even collectively we could come up with enough sex toys to make a fire in a barrel no less a bon fire. But this idea spread Ike wild fire at the club that we always go to. Everyone was talking about this huge party and how they were going to come and bring the sex toys that they had used on ex’s and burn them. After all you don’t want to re use them, they are expensive so why just throw them out when we could burn them, purging ourselves of the sleezes that we call our exes, get drunk and fuck? It sounded like a much better idea. All year all I could do was laugh at the idea that we would have enough toys for anything but a weenie roast. How fitting. Every one knew where we were going to meet. Every one was bringing food, drink and fuel for our fire. You could not believe my surprise when people started rolling in. Friends and friends of friends and friends of their friends. People from the LGBT community from towns over were showing up. I have never seen so many sex toys in my life. We could have filled up a small warehouse. Boxes upon boxes were emptied on top of each other. Food and drink was everywhere. And as the pile went up in flames, clothes began to fly and the fucking commenced. It was a bon fire like none I have ever seen but I am pretty sure I will see it again next year.