Happy Victoria Day! In Canada, today is a celebration of Queen Victoria. This woman was a freak. She married her first cousin, bore him 9 brats. Her diary tells tales of premarital fucking before being of voting age; an unnatural relationship with her momma; escapades with black men before abolition; drinking; lots of affairs….There were even rumors of furry friend fun and lesbian encounters. The woman was ahead of her time. She was Queen for 63 years and amassed a shit load of dirty exploits. She is my kind of woman. On the outside a demur, obedient, even rather bland and traditional looking woman. But, behind closed doors, she let her freak flag fly. She was a fuck toy for men and women alike.
I’m not Canadian, but I can celebrate Queen of the Freaks Victoria Day. In Canada, folks have been celebrating her birthday for 3 days with fireworks, drinking and parades. In my boring gated suburban community, I have been celebrating with incest, cocaine, lesbian encounters and four legged friends. How do you best celebrate a freak’s birthday? By getting your nasty freak on in her honor. Since Friday, I have been locked in my house with my best friend, my son, our four legged beast, some big ass dildos and a pile of nose candy. I know how to get my freak on.
Shelly and my son love to use big dildos on my ass. They like to see my asshole gaping open. In honor of Victoria’s love for big black cock, I insisted they only violate my back door with the huge black dildo all weekend. My ass was open so much from the hardcore ass poundings I received, that my son thought it would be fun to pack my open asshole with peanut butter. Do you know what peanut butter does to man’s best friend? I had the furry boy licking and mounting my ass all weekend. He busted his nut several times in my tight ass. Shelly is such a nasty freak too that she went to town slurping furry beast cum out of my asshole. At one point her and I were fucking with a double sided big black dildo, while Fido gave me a rim job. I just kept picturing the Queen bumping pussies with her female servants while the royal furry one licked her ass and I came over and over.
My son is all about celebrating incest. I’ve been playing with him before he could even say, “My mommy is a nasty freak.” He fucked my ass, cunt and mouth. Even made Fido fuck my ass as he fucked my cunt. At one point I had my tongue up Shelly’s Fido filled pussy, my son up my cunt and Fido in my ass, high as a kite. I even let all three of them piss in me. I had piss and cum running out all three of my fuck holes. And, I will gladly do it all again to celebrate the birthday of my hero, dirty freak Queen Victoria.
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