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Holiday Treat

tranny phone sex zettaIt is time to put away all the holiday decorations and start this new year. There in the corner of my closet I find this present. The paper it is wrapped in is to die for. I can’t stop laughing as I read the label that says “To: Zetta Love: Santa” Who put this here? Who could be my secret Santa? Who ever it is they sure have a sense of humor. I do the normal shake of the box trying to figure out what is inside. It takes me several minutes to come to the conclusion that I have no fucking clue what it could be. Honestly I am almost scared to open it. Judging from the wrapping it could be anything. Finally I take the box to my couch and sit down to open it. I am very cautious, going so slow and ready for something to jump out at me or something. I don’t know why I expect something to happen. Very gingerly I lift the lid and then I see it and I can’t stop laughing. Really? I have so many crazy friends any one of them could have done this. The little note says “take good care of this and use it wisely” If any one was looking at me at this moment they would think I was slap ass crazy. Laughing hysterically starring into this box. It is a ten inch black strap on. The one thing I don’t need is another dick! Thanks to who ever left this for me, you made my day! shemale phone sex gift

Toilet Slave Phone Sex with Phoenix

My toilet tramp girlfriend is such a dirty girl she can’t even get clean without being dirty! I was over getting prepped for the club with her and her boyfriend the other night. Well, for starters she comes to the door stark naked with a tootsie pop she was lasciviously sucking and licking on. She had her hair up in pony tails and  was in the middle of sucking her boyfriend off with the tootsie pop making a good prop for insertion.

I grabbed that tootsie roll and started popping it in and out of her cunt a few times before sucking on it then passing it back to her. As her boyfriend was cumming on her she begged me to piss on her. As I showered her with my liquid gold she had her mouth below me open wide for a drink. Lapping at my cunt she was such a slut wanting to watch her boyfriend fuck me.

When we finished our sticky wet fuck fest all three of us were in the shower together when she begged for us both to piss on her some more. She is so fucking dirty, and she was horny as hell. We got out and she was dying to fist my cunt and make me cum. I so love the way she pleases me. 

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Let Me Give You a Hot Ass Sex Experience in 2015

Happy 2015 bi curious sluts, fags, cross dressers, sissies, panty boys, fellow shemales, strap on whores, queen queers, and back door lovers. I hope you all get all the cock you want in 2015. Look at me? I am all woman with the exception of a nice 10 inch cock. A cock that loves horny boys like you. My goal for this new year is to get even more cock, and pop even more back door pussies. The majority of the men I fuck are utterly clueless of the heat I am packing in my pretty panties. I love surprising straight men.  I know it is risky not giving full disclosure before we get naked, but part of the turn on for me is seeing their reaction. Knowing that a married man would not only cheat on his wife with me, but let me fuck his ass for the first time gets my cock erect. You may tell yourself that you would never let a guy fuck you, but then you have never met a guy quite like me, have you? I’m actually all woman, well except for that pleasant present between my legs.

I think your new year’s resolution needs to be to relax your mind, and try something new. How do you know you wouldn’t like my cock up your tight ass until you try it? Guys want to fuck women in the ass all the time. Men tell their ladies to just relax and try it for they might be pleasantly surprised. Same is true in the reverse. Trust me, every man whose anal cherry I have taken, has come back for more. You will too.

Let a sexy shemale give you your first hot ass sex experience. I am the best of both worlds. Say goodbye to inhibitions, and hello to heightened sexual pleasure in 2015.

Double Panty Surprise with Sexy Shemales Carla and Avery

My best friend and fellow chick with a dick, Avery and I had blast this weekend with this hot Latino boy we picked up Friday at a club. He thought he was going to be in a FFM threesome, not a MMM one! Well the only thing male about Avery and I are our big dicks. We love catching guys off guard with our panty surprises. Well this boy thought he was God’s gift to women. He was at the club buying us bottles of Patron tequila, telling us we were goddesses that needed to be worshiped and spoiled. He is some big music mogul in town for the holidays. Grew up outside of Pittsburgh but lives in LA now.

We let him lavish us with attention and expensive booze. We dirty danced with him on the dance floor. Avery and I even locked lips a few times giving him that girl on girl action guys go wild to see. At closing time, he called his limo to pick us up and took us back to his hotel. He had a Penthouse suite at the Omni Hotel, which over looked the Three Rivers. Amazing view. He even brought out some high end party supplies fresh from Cuba he said. Now I don’t do coke regularly, but when I am partying like a rock star, it just adds to the mood. Avery did a line off his nice fat cock.

We got down on our knees together and sucked his cock. Worshiped it is a more accurate description. He kept telling us how he could not wait to lick our sweet pussies. Avery and I looked at each other and simultaneously pulled our panties off revealing our nice throbbing cocks. Don’t know if it was the coke or if he just didn’t give a fuck, but he was not phased in the slightest. His turn to worship our cocks. Pretty sure Juan Carlo has sucked a few rods in his life before because he could suck the chrome off a doorknob.  We took turns on who got sucked. He sucked Avery off as he fucked my ass. Then he sucked me off as he fucked her tight backdoor pussy. Then we took turns fucking his ass. His ass was mighty tight, so maybe we were his first cocks.

We fucked each other all night long. I swear between him and Avery, I swallowed about 8 loads of jizz. I’m a cum slut. She is too. And pretty sure we turned Juan Carlo into a cock loving jizz junkie too. He says he is gonna fly us out to LA after the first of the year. Thinks we would be a hit at his big music industry parties. Guess he thinks our panty surprises will be as big of a hit as his next discovery.

Would you be pleasantly surprised by our raging hard cocks or would you run away screaming like a frightened turtle?

Still Need That Cock

I love licking pussy, it tastes so sweet and I have the perfect tongue for it. The only issue I have is that most women tend to be so girlie about the way they want to have sex. Its all about the kissing and caressing and gentle tenderness. While that’s great, I always end up craving a big hard cock and some rough sex afterwards – I am just that kind of girl. Well, yesterday I met my match. I ran into this hot woman at the drugstore and she was standing in line ahead of me. She had a great ass and I couldn’t help but imagine what she would taste like.

While we were waiting, she turned around and caught me staring at her ass. I just winked at her and she smiled. There was something about her that was so fucking hot and I knew that it was going to go down. She paid for her things and left the store, but sure enough, when I walked outside – there she was waiting for me. She was aggressive coming towards me and asked me point blank why I was staring at her ass. I decided to take a chance and told her that I’m bisexual and wanted to know if she had a sweet pussy.

She simply said “come on” and I followed her to her place. When we got in the door, she didn’t pull the usual shy girlie thing, she just started taking my clothes off. She didn’t even try to kiss me, but she told me in no uncertain terms that I better be awesome at licking pussy. She was so straightforward that she reminded me of a man in some weird way and got my pussy throbbing at the thought of eating her til she came. We were all over each other, groping and grabbing and scratching like wild animals.

We made it to the bedroom and I threw her on the bed. I wanted to show this bitch exactly what I could do and she wasn’t hesitating at all. We rolled around fingering each other and biting each other’s nipples until I was able to pin her in a 69 position. Then I used all my pussy licking skills with my extra long tongue and licked her sweet cunt while I fingered her ass. We went at it for hours and she was so rough and strong that I slept like a baby. Ironically, I still woke up wanting some cock – it appears it is an addiction that can never be quenched!

Adult Phone Chat with Vinny: Let’s Talk About BBC

Let’s have some adult phone chat about big black cock. Everything you white boys have been hearing is the truth. There is no myth about BBC. Black cock is simply bigger and better in every way. Any guy who tries to tell you it’s just hype, is lying to you and themselves because they cannot handle the reality that they are just either pathetically average or a tiny dick loser. Black is beautiful. Black is where it’s at. Once you go black you don’t go back. Black is best. I know these things to be true because I have been a black cock loving whore since I was a school girl.

I can talk about white dick. Sadly, I have had my share of small white dick. If we are talking openly, being honest here, I can tell you that a white dick rarely stuffs a pussy. A white dick rarely stays hard AFTER it’s cum. We all know Viagra was NOT created for the black cock, but because of it. White dick is the only dick that struggles to get up and off on a regular basis. White dick doesn’t believe woman can squirt and claims the female G-spot is a myth because it’s not big or thick enough to encounter either. Everything under the sun seems to effect a white dick: stress, blood pressure, weight, booze, drugs, lack of sleep, illness…all of which are impervious to the big black cock. You will never hear a gal complain that a white cock stretched her cunt out or that she has to sit on a bag of frozen peas because a white dick pounded her till it hurt so good. A white dick often needs 24 hours recovery time for round two, whereas a black dick maybe needs two minutes.

Face it men, black cock is the shit. A black man will always be the best man in your girl’s bedroom. If you truly care for her, you will want her to have the sexual satisfaction she deserves. The satisfaction you likely can’t give her. It is okay, I am here to help you give HER what she needs, what she wants, even if she doesn’t realize it yet. I am in my 40s, with over 20 years experience as a big black cock loving whore. There is nothing more I enjoy talking about than BBC. I’m also here for you bi-curious boys who want to get some of that big black cock on the side. If a well hung black bull can make me weak in the knees, why can’t it do the same to you? I understand that “dark” desire you have and I am happy to be you BBC sex therapist.

I am the BBC expert guys. I can help you understand why black is better. I can school you into getting your wife on board the BBC train. I can even help you enjoy some black cock too. Or I can simply share some of my black cock experiences from the romantic to the hardcore, and everything in between. Let’s talk about big black cock!

Naughty Secretary Phone Sex: Sissy Training Holiday Party

I have a part time office job. I don’t have to work. I don’t even enjoy working, but this office job is unique. I am paid really good money to simply give “dicktation.” I have no real skills. But, when you can deepthroat massive cocks, you find yourself in high demand. So many women just can’t swallow a huge shaft. Since I am a total size queen and won’t get out of bed for less than 8 thick inches, many well hung corporate executives need my special skill set to get through a grueling work week. I have been the big cock blowjob secretary at an all male law office for a few years now. The smallest cock in the firm is 10 inches; so I would work for free, but I am not going to complain about a 6 figure income a year to suck real men off.

Every year they throw a wicked wild holiday party. They hire male strippers, bring in a celebrity chef and bartender for catering, even hire a few pretty whores to help entertain the guests. Besides the whores and myself, it is an all male, all well hung party. No sissies or tiny dick losers allowed. Well this year’s party was the kinkiest ever. Somehow, two tiny dick losers snuck in. I guess they had huge wallets and thought that would make up for having clit sticks. My bosses recognized that I am too hot as were the hired whores to service anyone with less than 8 inches. No amount of money will make me lower my standards.

Being the mean size queen I am, I suggested we sissify the girls who failed to measure up. I love humiliating tiny dick losers, especially ones who do not know their place. The rented whores joined me. We got them all prettied up and made them suck off the male strippers. Dressed them like pretty sissy Santa sluts.  Even had them bend over and take it in the ass by the real men. I  put on my big red strap on and fucked them like the  sissies they were. The strippers enjoyed humiliating  the sissy fairy fags too because they thought they were better than the rest of us simply because they had money. At this office holiday party, big cock was the only thing that mattered. Last year’s party I was sucking big dick and getting fucked. I did enjoy some of the hot hung strippers, but I spent most of the party training the new sissies to suck cock and take it in their back door pussies like good sluts. Even made them  drink cumnog! Got to get sissies hooked on cum early on in their training.

Even though the office Christmas party was different this year, it was still wicked kinky fun. Only thing I enjoy as much as a big hard cock in my holes, is putting tiny dick losers in their place!

Black Cock for a Shy Ass

When we first met I hadn’t revealed to him that I have a chocolate bar in my panties rather than the fat pussy he assumed was there. I just had the feeling that he would never be comfortable with who i really am so I just enjoyed the time that we spent with each other. He told me men would hit on him all the time and that it scared the hell out of him. I would always assure him that cock isn’t so scary but he was convinced that it just wasn’t for him. It took me a while to convince myself that I should stick around someone like him, someone who was so afraid to explore.

I was at his house showering while he was out with his boys. He came home a little early and surprised me in the bathroom. As soon as he pulled back the shower curtains he saw me stroking my big black cock and he couldn’t stop looking at me. His eyes were fixated on my cock and he looked as if it might be something he could try rather than run from. Maybe this whole time he knew exactly what I had in my panties but he was afraid to ask me? I looked down and noticed he was hard as a rock. I came straight for him, stepping out the shower dripping wet and pressed my body on his, our cocks rubbing on each other.

He grabbed my cock and began where I left off, stroking the tip of my dick making me want him more than he wanted me! I pulled down his sweat pants and grabbed his ass, I felt him push himself closer to me so I could get a better grip on his bubble ass. He had a hand on my cock and the other was gripping my tit, I hand one hand holding his ass and the other was playing with his asshole. He loved it! He was groaning and grinding his ass back on me. I turned him around and began eating his ass right where he stood. I got his ass nice and wet for my big black cock and slowly I began to inch it into his tight virgin ass. He was pushing back into me wanting more and more. The excitement of finally being able to get into him is what made me cum so hard, and he took it all holding his ass open for me. I made a tranny freak overnight and it was a wonderful thing.

Surprise

When I opened the door and saw her big green eyes with the flecks of yellow and that big smile I felt that familiar tingle building in my groin.
In an instant we were in each others arms our tongues dancing around each other. Our hard nipple pressing against each other. Our bodies pressed hard together.
Moving in unison, kissing, groping, ripping each others clothes off we were lost in the moment.
Finally naked we took a minute to enjoy the site of our naked bodies before grabbing each other again. Our bulbous heads rubbing against each other, precum covering our shafts while we ground into each other with desire.
Kissing and grinding until our heavy balls spewed cum all over each others stomach.
Laying together in our silent embrace, words are not needed. It won’t be long and we will be savoring each others bodies again. What a wonderful surprise to have her just show up at my door unannounced, unexpected and uninhibited.

Queen of the Queers Sissy Fairy Fag Spreading Holiday Cheer and Giggles

I feel sissy, oh so faggy
I feel pansy and dickless and gay
And I pity any fairy who isn’t owned by a Goddess tonight

I feel pretty, oh so pretty
It’s so sissy how pretty I feel
I’m so sissy that I hardly believe that I’m real

See the sissy girl in that mirror there
Who can that fairy fag be
Such a pretty face, such a sissy dress
Such a girly smile, such a faggy me

I feel stunning and entrancing
Feel like prancing and dancing for joy
For I’m owned by my pretty, wonderful Queen

Look at Goddess Levi’s precious little Sissy Fairy Fag? Pathetic beyond words, right?  As much as I want to shame this silly dickless little girl, I have to give her some props for her charitable heart. She clearly is ALL girl. She spread Christmas joy to the elderly recently with little holiday goody bags. She was Santa’s Fairy elf.  I do love a sissy with a heart. I mean she can’t give back in the sack right? I’m sure Santa has not even seen a package as small as hers, so it is a good thing it’s hidden under all her ruffles and frills.

Personally, I think she is the Queen of Sissy Fairy Fags. My sissies have someone to aspire to be. Goddess Levi’s Sissy Fairy Fag is so pretty in her lace and frills. I can just hear the laughter of the men and women in that old folks home as she skipped and pranced around spreading holiday joy. We all know she spread laughter and pity too. And, I bet she spread her little back door pussy too. She is a total whore, a real sissy slut.

Join me in making fun of the Queen Queer. Trust me nothing YOU do could be more sissy and faggy than what she does. Dresses up like Shirley Temple, sings little ditties, skips and prances and preens, sits in poopy panties and all in public for our amusement. Bet you don’t feel so faggy now for sucking cock and taking a load of jizz up your ass do you? You will never be as pathetic nor as queer as Sissy Fair Fag.