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I’m Thankful for Cock and Cum

I’m not a domesticated goddess. I am however, a sex goddess.  The only faking I do is in the kitchen. After slaving in the kitchen all day, well, after buying food and putting it into bowls and dishes to pass off as mine, I needed a reward. Kitchen work is for the birds. If I’m doing labor, I want to be doing it in the bedroom.  And that’s exactly what happened next. I texted my step sons to pay me a special visit. I wanted a pie, a pussy cream pie.

They showed up, hard dicks in hand, ready to show their hot horny step mom how thankful they were for her mouth, for her hands, for her tits, for her ass, for her cunt. And, I was so ready to show them all thankful I was for their young hard cocks always full of cum for me. Their daddy has been a failure in the bedroom for decades, but not them. And a cougar in her sexual prime is so very grateful for working cock.

I got on my knees, put each cock in my hand and started jacking them. Long strokes up and down with my hand twisting around their thick shafts. My cunt starts to drip thick moist juice down my thighs. The boys can smell my pussy pie. Better than fresh baked cherry pie any day. I work their cocks in and out of my mouth. Greedy for their cum. As I am on my knees, with both dicks in my mouth, I feel their fingers going in and out of my pussy. I’m getting finger fucked hard as I swallow their throbbing purple rods.  They want to fuck me. I get on all fours and get a cock in each hole. I can’t explain how great it feels to be double stuffed. Makes me squirt every time.

They pulled out of my ass and cock and sprayed me with cum. Felt like two fire hoses unleashing 5 gallons of cum on me. Now, I am thankful for young cum. My husband dribbles cum out his dick. His sons are twice the man he is; they shoot jet streams of jizz. I licked their cum off my lips and even my boobs.  They are staying the night as we will have a family feast tomorrow, both in the dining and bedrooms! Happy Thanksgiving. May you all have as many things to me thankful for as I do.

Fat is Where It’s At: Glenda’s Big Butt Carwash

Have you heard the news?  Guys like big butts and all you fellas can’t deny….. In fact guys like big butts, big tits and big girls. So much so, we now have a new site celebrating big beautiful hotties:  BBW Phone Freaks. I have known fat is where it’s at all my life. I have always been a fuller figured girl. In fact, I capitalize on my curves. My friends and I recently held a Big Butt Car Wash for charity. I have lots of curvalicious friends.

It’s still warm where I live and we wanted to raise money for homeless pets so we put on our bikinis, soaped up our big beautiful bodies and went to work. Skinny bitches were all wishing they were hot like us. Cars were pulling over left and right. In fact, I had to call up some of my BBW Phone Freak hotties to come down and help. So many men love big butts and big tits.

Now originally, the plan was just to wash cars the old fashioned way, while displaying our ample attributes. But guys literally wanted a big butt car wash. So we soaped up our big round assess, hopped up on the hood of some cars like we were in a Whitesnake video, and washed cars with our hot asses. We twerked while we worked. Guys were jacking their cocks to us as our asses acted like big squeegees. So, we had to clean the inside windows of a few cars too. I used my tongue as a sponge.

Other cars started pulling over immediately to get some big butt action. My ass washed jeeps, BMWs, and old beater cars. Guys from all walks of life were paying top dollar to have their cars washed by curvy chicks. Many offered extra money for a private twerk session on their cock, a titty fuck, even blowjobs. None of us had issue with putting forth a little extra effort in the name of charity. I love cum on my titties. I love cum anywhere. And as a sexy BBW, there is more of me to cum on!

We made over 5 grand for homeless puppies. That is the most we have ever raised doing one of our charity car washes.  That’s a testament to the power of big beautiful women. If you understand beauty comes in all shapes and sizes, check out my other voluptuous vixens on our new site, BBW Phone Sex Freaks.

Cocksucking, Pizza and Daddy

I love sucking cock. I’ve been sucking cock since I was just a little brat. I sucked my daddy and my brother  off for years. My daddy had this trick for getting me to suck his cock when I didn’t even really understand what I was doing. He would put his big thick cock in food I was going to eat.  He would cut a hole in the popcorn tub and put his cock up in the warm buttery stuff. Every time I reached my little hand in, I would touch his dick. Often the extra butter at the bottom of the tub was just Daddy’s butter.  He would put his dick in a little Cornish hen. He would cover his cock in spaghetti and tell me his balls were meat balls. He was wicked creative or wicked horny. Both actually.

My favorite was the pizza on the lap trick. He would order my favorite pizza, cut a hole in the box and the pizza and put his cock right in the middle. I would eat the pizza around his shaft, then bob up and down his heat seeking missile (what he called it when I was younger). What would squirt out was extra cheese for my pizza according to Daddy. Dick cheese, yummy.

I developed quite the addiction to pizza thanks to dear old dad. In fact, I cannot eat pizza without wanting extra cheese now. When I told this delivery boy about my special extra cheese pizza addiction, he was more than happy to help me out. So he came in the house and I got to have pizza just like I did with Daddy so many years ago. Just now I know how to suck cock, so it’s much better for the guy. In fact, I sucked his cock first, so I could have his cum on my pizza before I ate it. I tried to tip him, but he refused any money. Said I had already given him a big tip. Well technically, he gave me the big tip!

Call Me Mrs. Robinson: Teen Phone Sex with Vinny

Normally I fuck black guys or older white men. Never really considered myself a cougar. Never consciously went on the prowl for young cock. But this teen guy, still wet behind the ears, followed me all over the grocery store. I finally confronted him. Asked him if he lost his mommy. He could barely talk, couldn’t even look me in the eyes. Just mumbled how beautiful I was.  He was socially awkward, but sweet. What is that saying? Young, dumb and full of cum. My gut told me he wasn’t even in college yet, but at least he was driving!

I was horny and he wasn’t going to stop following me, so I told him to follow me home. I wanted to sing “Mrs. Robinson” to him but was sure the reference would be lost on him. When he arrived, he pulled out his cock, and well any fear I had about wearing an orange jumpsuit, was trumped by desire. His cock was huge. That was certainly a man cock he was packing in his school boy pants. I fell to my knees and started worshiping that teen cock.

Once I had his throbbing rod in my mouth, I didn’t care about the age difference. This young guy needed a cougar to teach him how to use his instrument. Amazing tool he had, and I was going to rock his world. I fucked him in every position conceivable. I pretty much demonstrated the entire kamasutra guide to sexual positions with him. Even let him fuck my ass. I swear that boy was half black, because that cock belongs to a 30 something black man, not a teen white boy still in school.

Turns out I was his first. He was a virgin. I popped a teen boy’s cherry. And he filled me up with boy batter all day long. Turned me into a school boy’s cum dumpster. If being a cougar means I get to drain big thick cocks that can fuck me like a gang of black men, then call me Mrs. Robinson.  My pussy just found the fountain of youth.  I think tomorrow I take my morning jog around the schoolhouse.

Your Step-Mom Needs Your Hard Cock

Do you lust after your step mom? I bet if she is my age, married to an older man, she needs you. You see boys, women in their 30s are in their sexual prime and we need a working hard cock. I bet your daddy can’t please your step mom like you could. That is what my step sons told me. And you know what? They were right. Nothing compares to a young hard cock that can fuck all night long. You know you could fuck your step mom all night long like she deserves.

Once I started fucking my husband’s boys, I started experiencing real pleasure. As a younger girl, I loved older men. But now that I am older, young cock is what I need. Your step mom is no different. I bet if you stole her panties, let her catch you jacking your hard shaft, walked around in just your boxers, you would get her attention. You see many of us step moms are lonely as well as horny. We just need a little attention and we spread our legs like butter. Even let you do the things girls your age wont let you do. You see boys, and older woman loves anal sex and cum on our faces.

I am happy to help you work up the courage to approach your hot step mom. My step sons played me like a violin, but it worked. I have been fucking them for a long time now. If you wake up with morning wood, pop chubbies throughout the day, can’t stop beating your meat, then it’s your duty as a good son to share your cock with your step mom. Trust me she needs you as much as you need her.

I Need Punished

I love teasing you with my slutty little body. I know you will punish me good for showing off in front of your friends at dinner, but I just couldn’t help myself. I saw how furious you were when I sat in your dads lap and he practically had his face down the top of my dress. His old cock was hard and I grinded my ass all over it through his pants. That makes me a very naughty girl baby, and I love when I make you angry.

The women thought I was such a slut, and I know that made your cock hard. All of their husbands wanted to fuck me, and I enjoyed every second of them wanting my body. I know your blood was boiling when the strap of my dress fell down and gave everyone at the table a quick show. I just giggled as your friends grabbed my ass secretly in kitchen. All of them telling me that I am too good for you and that I should be fucking them.

But I know the truth baby, I am your little cum slut, and I am not good for anything except pleasing that hard cock of yours. I do love teasin git though, and I do love making you angry because then you really give me what I need. Your little princess in public, your trophy in front of your friends, and your pain whore behind the bedroom door. You buy me beautiful clothes, and then let me infuriate you when I wear them. Cum to bed baby and take care of your little cock tease….

Go Team GO!!!!!

I love football!! Okay maybe I don’t love the game as much as guys do but I do like watching it. I dress up in my favorite team colors from head to toe!! I like to yell at the tv and cuddle up with my guy during commercial breaks or when his team is losing or winning I start to rub his cock. When they are losing hard and he is upset I get on my knees and I suck his dick hard. I know he isn’t in the mood to touch me or even be touched but something about me being on my hands and knees wanting to suck his cock makes him feel like such a big man. When his team is winning I lay on the couch with my head in his lap and I start softly sucking on him. Running my tongue up and down his cock. Working the tip of his fat cock with my lips. Teasing him with my mouth. That is when he starts to rub my head, wanting to push my head down hard on his cock, but instead he works his hands down my neck to my back. He rubs the small of my back and runs his finger tips under my panties. He grabs a handful of my ass and spanks me. I love to be spanked! He then rubs my ass.

 

 

 

 

The hole time I am still lightly teasing and sucking his big fat cock until game is over. When its finally over he pulls me on top of him or he gets behind me. He pushing my panties to the side and rubs his cock up and down my slit. He finally pushes into my tight pussy and my mind is blown. We fuck for such a long time after that.. oh my god.. I wish it was game day! 

BBWs are Better for Breeding Phone Sex

A guy approached me the other day and asked when was I due. It took me a moment to realize what he meant. I explained to him that I am full figured gal, not pregnant. He then said to me, “Have you ever been pregnant? Fat girls make the best breeders.”  I was shocked at first, actually offended. I don’t consider myself fat, and I certainly never saw myself as the barefoot and pregnant type. But after he explained how much more beautiful my already naturally large breasts and full belly would become, I was intrigued. He gave me his card, told me to think about. Said he knew of a group of black men who only breed big white women.

I was curious. I thought about it for a few hours and called him.  He arranged a meeting. I met with 6 big beautiful well hung black men that told me I was perfect procreating material. Said sturdy women like myself are better suited for carrying black seed.  And that mixed little ones are in high demand right now, especially ones from “good stock.” You see if I was to be their breeding whore, I would have all my expenses paid, plus be paid $10,000 for each rugrat I push out. The club then sells him or her to a financially well off family who cannot have their own offspring. It’s practically charity.

Sounded perfect to me. I get paid well and I get to help a couple have the family they always wanted. There had to be a catch.  And there was one. I also had to agree to be their little slut. Apparently interracial pregnant porn is also quite popular, and lucrative. But I hear women are even more horny when pregnant and I do love a big black cock up my cunt, so I was in. I signed a contract to become their personal breeding whore and slut. I was going to make good money, get fucked well daily, help others and not have an annoying period for quite a while. This may have been the smartest choice I ever made.

I have lots of fellow big beautiful pals who would also make excellent breeding whores.  Anyone of us will look beautiful with bigger rounder bellies; fuller, larger milk filled titties; and rounder, juicer asses. Cum knock us up. Check us all out here:

From Cigarettes to Cock

Today is the Great American Smokeout. It is a day that is designed to encourage people to quit smoking. I have been a smoker for decades. I have developed quite an addiction for cigarettes. I love smoking. As a submissive whore, many a master has not approved of my addiction and used me as a human ashtray in an attempt to break me, show dominance and hopefully create an aversion to smoking for me. But, as a pain slut, the feel of a cigarette being put out on my tongue, ass, tits, even clit, just made me want to smoke more. So, it has been increasingly harder to quit.

On the American Cancer Society’s web page they have tips for quitting. They even have characters for the type of quitter you want to be. Well, I know there is no way in hell I can be a cold turkey. I’m not that strong.  I decided I could be  “The Substitute.” This is someone who uses distraction and substitutions to help bust cravings. The ACS suggests creating new habits to curb one’s desire to smoke. For substitutes to smoking they suggest carrots, celery, candy, gum… Really? Like that is gonna work for a hard core smoker like me.

I decided my substitute would be cock. I was gonna swallow shafts to curb my addiction. If I was a pack a day smoker that means I need 12 cocks a day to suck to help me stop smoking. Luckily I love cum. I have sucked 6 cocks today so far. I picked up one at the coffee house; another at the gas station; one at the mall; and I hit the jackpot at the liquor store with a group of frat boys who wanted nothing more than to have their rods sucked by a hot MILF type. It is amazing how many guys are willing to help a gal out. All I have to say is, “I’m trying to stop smoking and I need something more healthy to put in my mouth, can you help me?” Guys just start pulling their cocks out to assist. So many guys want to help me stop smoking. Warms my heart, and my mouth!!

Turns out I love cum. Cum taste just as good if not better than nicotine. I think I can stop smoking if guys keep offering to help me. Would you help me? I am a very oral woman, obviously! I will shallow your shaft and your load. I have nice big tits to assist in milking that load out of you too. If I have a dozen cocks at least a day, I will be able to break my nasty smoking habit. Fill my belly up with cum and help stop my cravings. Instead of a human ashtray, I want to be a cum dump whore.

Fuckalicious Phone Sex But ONLY if You Have a Fuckalicious Cock

You like fuckalicious pussy? Well you better have a fuckalicious cock if you want to have fuckalicious sex. You see Marissa and I are goddesses; pure perfection. Our pussies are worth the best cocks out there. Last night we were out for a girls night at this new upscale sex club. The kind of club that caters to sophisticated women and men. We were under the assumption that they only accepted men whose cocks were as big as their wallets. So when this very wealthy, very handsome man wanted Marissa and I for a threesome, we didn’t bother to verify the goods first. That was our bad.

We got into the executive suite and when he undressed, Marissa looked at me and we both roared with laughter at his nonexistent  package.  He looked dumbfounded. I informed him money cannot buy every thing. I do not care what you do for a living, what kind of car you drive, how much money is in your bank account. If you have a shrinky dink dick you cannot fuck me or Marissa. But you can sit on the sidelines rubbing your little nub as two hot bitches get each other off. Our clits were bigger than his pecker. That’s just sad.

Marissa is a hot bitch that could certainly please me better than our Mr. Short Stuff could. After a few minutes of watching us lick each other’s cunts, he pulled out his wallet and tossed money at us. He was begging us to let him in on the action. We looked at each other giggled and then looked at him and said , “No way loser.” We took his money though. Some men just don’t know their place. Just because you can provide for us financially does not  mean you can provide for us sexually.

Marissa and I had a blast tonguing each other’s holes while we laughed and made fun of our small dicked patron. The wealthy pin dicks are always the hardest ones to break too. They think money buys everything. No amount of money in the world is worth my sexual dissatisfaction, or Marissa’s. Since he was still balking at not being able to put his peanut in us, we played a little game with him. Made him think we had a momentary loss of standards. We dressed him in my panties, her bra and snapped a few pics of him. We put them up on showyourtinydick.com. The humiliating comments started  pouring in immediately and then he began to see the light, understand his place.

If you don’t know your place, Marissa or I would be happy to tell you. We are fuckalicious babes worthy of fuckalicious sex only and if you don’t measure up we will put you in your proper place. Life is short and likely so is your penis.