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Turtle Dicks Make Me Laugh

Look at me. I’m fucking hot as hell. See my finger in my cunt? It can please me more than your turtle dick. Now look at the picture below. You may have to squint to see it. That is the pathetic wiener of a guy who wants to fuck me. Yes, some poor losers have clit sticks for dicks. My pinky finger is bigger than the sad excuse for a dick below. When he pulled his pants down, I was laughing so hard, I snorted soda out my nose. I’m a size queen and I make no apologies for needing big dick. I deserve huge cock. My husband recognizes that. Yet, I still get emails, calls and propositions all the time from tiny dick losers with turtle dicks like this. This sissy boy at least was smart enough to know what was between his legs was nothing more than entertainment fodder for me. But some dudes be like, come on baby, you know I got what you need. If I need a good laugh, then yes, those ken doll pee pees, are just what I need. But if I need a good hard fuck, then I need something I can feel; something no smaller than 8 thick hard inches. My pleasure is important. Yours, I could care less about.

The size of your dick determines how we play. Got a monster sized cock, well I will be your bitch and suck and fuck that bad boy all night long. You got an itty bitty thing, well I am gonna laugh and take photos to share with my fellow hot bitches who deserve big dick too. Now, this sissy boy who thought I would cheat on my husband for his pin dick today belongs in panties and a bra. Cocks belong in boxers or boxer briefs and my mouth, cunt and ass! But, little clits belong in little cotton panties with hearts or flowers on them! If you call me and admit to having a turtle for a dick, well be prepared for some serious Small Cock Humiliation Phone Sex. Life is too short to waste on itty bitty clitty sticks.

Bend over bitchboy!

sissy phone sexI’m feeling so mean tonight. You want to know why? I wrote out your complete perfect fantasy for you to sit at your computers and stroke your tiny little cock only for it to delete itself. I was doing that for you, so you know what that means right? Someone has to be punished and who is better to punish than my little sissy boys hiding their fantasies from everyone but me? It’s the holiday season and I know what that means; you’re having an especially hard time dealing with all that family down your throat all the time. You just want to get away, put on the pretty dress and silky panties and get fucked in the ass by my biggest strap on. That’s almost everything I have planned for you today, but wait there’s more! You get the ultimate sissy boy experience; I will do all the things you’ve imagined over and over again. You can wear my short slutty dress, and I’ll take the panties I am wearing right now off and let you wear them. Now, now, don’t cum yet my little faggot. I am going to shave you smooth like a girl now, just like you want. Look at you, so pretty! We’re almost there. Now it’s time to take that sissy boy virginity and what better way than with my 14 inch strap on? You love to act like you hate having your ass pounded and ripped apart, but we both know you love taking every inch of this cock. You’re already getting wet with your itty bitty dick. I know you want to cum, but you can’t till you take all 14 inches and tell me how much you love to be fucked in the ass. Not till you scream what a pathetic little sissy boy you are and beg me to let you wet that tiny little thing you call a cock. Mmm, that’s right good girl.

Happy Birthday to the Real Men, The Marines

On November 10, 1775, the Continental Marines, later renamed the United States Marine Corps, was established. That makes the Marine Corps 239 years old today.  I’m not going to lie, I love a man in uniform, especially marines. Sure they have a reputation of not being the brightest of the armed forces, but they are certainly the most well built and rugged. My husband is so intimidated by Marines. I think it is because he knows how much I love big cock, and the Marines I have fucked have some huge dicks for white guys.

I decided to say Happy Birthday to the Marines today. I appreciate the hard work they have done keeping our oceans and seas safe from invasion. I went down to my local recruiting office, and wished  them happy birthday. I was on the prowl for one Marine in particular to celebrate the day with. There is this young recruiter who I met awhile back. We had been sending naked pics back and forth, but had not actually fucked yet. I told my special hero  I was married to a man who could not please me and that I needed to be fucked by a real man today. No realer man than a US Marine. He was happy to help me out.

He said I was way too hot to have a pin dick husband. I couldn’t agree more. I told him to meet me at my place for lunch. I had a special cake for him, and some sexy camouflage  lingerie. I was going to fuck him in my marital bed and make my hubby watch. When he arrived we had some birthday cake that we smeared all over each other’s bodies so we could lick it off. I had texted my husband to come home for lunch too. My well hung hero made my cunt so wet. He ate birthday cake off my pussy. He was three times the man my husband is and when he finally arrived, my marine made sure to inform him that a real man was taking care of his wife.  I was screaming in delight getting that huge cock up my pussy. It was thick and long, best of both worlds.  I told my husband to go put on his sissy outfit and wish a real man a happy birthday. My loser hubby is well trained and he came out in a white Marilyn Monroe dress and sang a birthday song he made up for the marines.

And once my real man came deep inside my pussy, my husband polished his cock off. Sucked all my cum off that dick, and licked my cream pie clean. I love humiliating my husband . And no better way than making him pay tribute to the real men of this country, the Marines. My Marine is all man, he just likes making my loser husband fluff him. And i enjoy watching it. Good to know my husband is good for something.

Happy Birthday to all the Marines out there. If you were here, I’d thank you with my pussy. My husband would thank you with his mouth.

Tiny Rainbow Penis of Billy Fagan

What a pathetic sissy loser Baby Billy Fagan is turning out to be.  He is stuck in his little town of Dalls, PA, with nothing to do exceot let me, Mistress Janelle, torture his tiny little cock. He knows he deserves the pain, and he tries to take it like a good boy, but he just doesn’t have what it takes to ever be a man.

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We decided to make his little cock into a dicky rainbow tonight. He used some hair ties and wrapped them tightly around his balls and then around his cock. It made the cutest, tiniest little rainbow! I laughed and laughed when It looked like the head was going explode! In between putting every new colored band on his penid, he had to snap his cock with another hair tie, like a really strong rubberband snap. Poor Baby Billy Fagan…. but he counted out each one and he thanked me appropriately.

His little pee pee just couldn;t get enough punishment, so I made him stand in front of the window and press his baby sized cock against the cold glass so all the neighbors could have a good laugh at his pint sized pee pee. The pictures of him in his new panties are a riot — there is barely a bump where there should be a cock.  To warm his little cold cock up, Baby Billy had to fuck the carpet. So he laid down and humped the carpet, rubbing his pathetic cock on the carpet until it got some rug burn.

But he is a grateful little sissy, and he realizes how worthless he is to any woman. He is just a little plaything, something to inflict pain and torture on. The most pathetic thing is we tried slamming his balls in the closet door, and they wouldn;t even reach…. hahahaha  what a waste of space in those panties!! Tomorrow will be more torture and Mistress Darla is going to help me  make sure Baby Billy knows just how tiny his wee wee is. Get your fists ready baby Billy – those tiny nuts will suffer endlessly and then get punched until we are done with you…..

All Aboard the Sissy Train: Cho Cho Cho

Do you have a clit stick? Are you an unhung hero? A 2 pump chump? A sissy fairy fag? Panty boy? Cum guzzling pansy? If you answered yes to any of the above, then welcome to my world of small cock humiliation. I am a Goddess. The kind of woman you will NEVER fuck.  You worship me. You honor me. You entertain me. You pay tribute to me. You obey me. But you never ever fuck me.

I collect tiny dick losers like I collect shoes. I have  shoes for every outfit, every occasion. And I have a loser for every day of the year. But a Goddess never has enough sissies to humiliate. In between fucking real men, I enjoy collecting sissies. Let me help you find the perfect pair of panties to cover up your sissy bits, give you some humiliating assignments to please me, and hop on my sissy train.

I love all sorts of humiliation. I will dress you up. Post pics of your clit stick on my blog so others can laugh too. I will send you to Victoria’s Secret to buy panties to wear for me. Make you drink cumaritas. Have you singing little sissy ditties about your short spout.  Deny you orgasms.  Send you to your local adult bookstore for special toys for your little back door pussy. Small cock humiliation phone sex has endless possibilities.

If you are new to the world of small dick humiliation, we offer a variety of specials to save you a few bucks while exploring your sissy fag side. That’s more money that you can spend of your Goddess. What are you waiting for? All aboard the sissy train, “Cho-cho-cho.”

Baby Billy Fagan and His Tiny Cock

Little Baby Billy just didn’t learn his lesson — here are some photos of his tiny little cock. And here’s a HUGE surprise — He was LYING about having a girlfriend!! Can you believe the little dicked sissy faggot having the nerve to lie to me?? Well, part of his punishment is revealing him and who he actually is to the world – His name is Little Baby Billy Fagan  and he lives in .Pennsylvania. He is originally from Tennessee, but probably got laughed out of town because of the size of his cock! hahaha

It doesn’t take long for women to hear about it when a guy’s cock is microscopic and pathetic like his. I think its only fair that any woman even thinking about him should be able to google him and see exactly what they are in for. Or NOT in for in this case. He couldn’t give someone a good fucking with that tiny thing if he tried! He is also seen here in some pink panties… you can see his teeny weeny cock barely poking out of the top. Its so sad I just laughed my ass off.  I saw next to his credit card — holy shit its sooooo tiny. I have seen bigger cocks on little tots!

So, girlies, what do you think of Little Baby Billy Fagan and his sissy faggot little penis?

XOXOXOXO
Mistress Janelle

Baby Billy Has a Tiny Cock!

Oh my god girlies!! Look at this pathetic little cock that called me earlier today!  This is Baby Billy and his teeny weeny peeny… I laughed my ass off when I saw how tiny his dick is. He claims to have a girlfriend… I am not sure if I believe him, and he is going to get a really hard spanking if I find out he is lying! But for now, he isn’t allowed to have an orgasm – how disgusting would it be from such a winky little cock anyways?

He is under chastity lockdown and I am going to find some huge cocks to fuck his girlfriend while he sits in the corner and watches what REAL MEN do. He is going to wear some little pink panties and get a cock spanking if I see even the slightest drop of precum! He promises he will be good and he knows he can’t ever satisfy a woman, so if any of you ladies wants to send some huge cock to his girlfriend’s place I will give you the address.

Little Baby Billy Cock needs to be punished and humiliated for having wasted my time with his little penis, don’t you think? I say we torture him and his girlfriend wants to expose him too. Lets help her out. I told him if he is a good boy I won’t post all his info just yet — we all know he shouldn’t piss me off though!  Look at your tiny winky little Baby Billy – PATHETIC! And now we are all laughing at it…..

Cuckolding Phone Sex with Brooklyn: Know Your Place

My husband had a momentary lapse in judgment last night. He actually forgot his place.  Thought he could crawl into bed with me with his shrinky dinky and fuck me. I love him, but his role as my husband is as my provider. Provider of pretty things. Provider of exotic trips. Provider of spa days. Provider of big cock. Since he does not have a big dick himself, he needs to provide me with surrogate cock. He knows this. But every now and then he goes out with the boys, gets drunk and lets other stupid men tell him size doesn’t matter. Only men who think size doesn’t matter are ones with pin pricks.

Because he forgot his place, he had to be punished. So my hubby is not allowed to touch his little clit stick for the entire month of November. Now, usually I can trust him, but he will be traveling for work a lot this month, so I put him under lock and key. He also has to send me 2 huge cocks a week and watch me get fucked, either live or via cam if traveling. I want him aroused but unable to cum lol. Can’t use it properly, well, you shouldn’t have access to it. He can have blue balls for awhile to make him think long and hard (no pun intended hee hee) about trying to stick that pathetic thing inside me. 

I’ll slap a chastity belt on you too if you forget your place. All sorts of humiliating things I enjoy making guys who don’t know their place do. Sing little ditties in frilly little dresses. Make poopies and pee pees in their diapers.  Take embarrassing selfies for me to share…. The question is do you know your place?

Sissy Phone Sex with Brooklyn: Do You Know Your Place?

I am a beautiful size queen. I know my worth. Sadly, many guys do not. However, a few do know their rightful place with me and other women like me. Like Goddess Levi’s sissy fairy fag. Some of you tiny dick losers who keep trying to convince me you got what I need, could learn a few things from her special Pet. See, if you have a small weenie, clit stick, pin dick…. you only have one purpose in MY life. That is entertainment. That’s right, small dick sissy fairy fags get to entertain and amuse me. They never get to fuck me.

There are many ways to entertain and amuse a Goddess like me or Levi, as sissy fairy fag has learned. One, you can dress up like the sissy you are and prance, preen and twirl for us.  Put on a pink frilly outfit, white patent leather shoes, matching bloomers and give us a show. We will invite our friends over, snicker and giggle and most importantly, snap lots of pictures to share with the world. You can serve us food and drinks and take care of our every whim because we are so much better than you. So many things you can do for us. Wipe our asses; rub our feet;  paint our toes; clean our houses; pick up the dog poo in the yard; clean the cat litter….. You should just feel honored to have any place in our lives worthless pig.

Second, you can be our personal slave, and by extension, the slave of the real men lucky enough to fuck us. This might mean sucking cock, taking one in your back door pussy, or cleaning out the cum in our lovely holes. Likely all of the above. Let’s be honest. We both know it would be a privilege for you, just like it is for Goddess Levi’s sissy fairy fag, to taste the cum of a real man. Added bonus that you get to be that close to a hot body. It is the only way you can see this fine ass naked. I sure as hell would never let a pathetic loser see me naked. I have standards.

Third, you can spoil us. I mean if you can’t spoil us with your dick, you can at least spoil us with your wallet. Women like Goddess Levi and myself, love spa days, beach trips, designer shoes and handbags, fine jewelry… We should never have to pay for the luxuries in our lives. That’s why we have sissy fag fairies like you. You get the picture. Pampering a Goddess is all the reward you need.

There are many other ways you can be entertainment fodder for Goddesses. Small dick losers, sissy fairy fags, pathetic little babies, twirling mother fuckers…..all make us laugh. And since you can NEVER make us cum, you might as well make us and our friends laugh.

Trick-or-Treat and find my sweet’s

I love this time of year, everyone is on the hunt for a sweet treat. I would love you to come play a game of, trick-or-treat find my sweets with me. My cock is begging for you to cum play with me. I want to play with you, and then punish you. I want you to let me make you my fun little sissy for the night. Let me shove your mouth full of my foot long cock, and fuck you in that sweet treat tight little ass of yours. I want you to drink my sweet candy cum, while I tell you what a good little sissy you are for me. I just want to have fun with you, I wont hurt you, and I will play real nice with your nice little fuck holes. We can play a game of bobbing for balls, and I will even let you win. I will be waiting to hear from you, and my cock will be hard thinking of the games I am waiting to play with you. Don’t keep me waiting to play, cum have fun with me. You will have the best time of your life finding my sweet fuck stick, just for you to play with. I cant wait to hear from you, and I will tell you every juicy swollen detail.