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Backfield in Motion

I don’t hate football season, but sometimes I get tired of hearing about it…and it keeps guys away from the strip club.  So, instead of trying to avoid football this year, I decided to embrace it as much as possible.  I started my own little jar where guys could guess the final scores of every game; and, those who guessed ‘spot on’ were going to be rewarded with a free visit to the V.I.P. room.  The trick was that they had to pay to enter; I double-charged them my normal rate for lap dances, but they didn’t seem to mind.  My first winner was an older guy, husky and smelled of whiskey and cigars.  He kinda reminded me of my grandfather…when I was little.  He got the normal slaps on the back and then followed me to the V.I.P. area.  First, he wanted me to jump around in my cheer-leading uniform, yelling for his old football team.  Apparently, he had been a football stud (according to him).  Then, he fell further into the couch and slapped his knees; by the bulge between his legs, I knew where he wanted my attention.  I crawled on top of him and he started calling me “Mary Anne,” his school sweetheart.  I didn’t really care; I just played along. 

“I don’t want to hurt you, Mary Anne,” he said, “but I really want to make love to you.”  I begged him to enter me, trying to sound like someone out of a 1960s film.  He gently slid his cock inside of me and told me how warm and tight I was; he was actually pretty sweet, I thought, even though calling me someone else’s name was a little creepy.  “Now, you know what I want to do, Mary Anne,” he said.  I was confused.  “I want to play in the backfield.  You know that’s my favorite.”  I understood and got on my knees while he spread my ass cheeks apart and spit in my asshole.  He spanked my buttocks and I jumped; he reassured me that I always liked it.  Pushing inside my tight ass, he shoved every inch of his manhood inside of my thin anal walls.  He was thick and stiff; and, as he pumped inisde of me, he continued to tell me that he had won every football game for me.  Only for me.  I tried not to bust out in laughter.  And, after he came inside of my ass, I turned around to suck his cock.  He kissed me on the forehead and told me that his Mary Anne would never do that.  As he left the room, I could hear his voice shouting, “Touch down!”  Whether the football team had scored or not, I have no clue; but, at least I had one happy customer and a wad of cash!

BBW Phone Sex: A Sexy Encounter with an Ex

I had a job interview today for The Tilted Kilt, a chain bar like Hooters; they are looking for hostesses. I figured this would be some nice extra cash and another way to meet hot eligible bachelors. I put on a cute but upscale slutty outfit and head downtown. When I got there, I was greeted by a girl I went to college with. It is such a small world. Her husband is the manager of the local Tilted Kilt. She said he does all the hiring but she  helps with the application process. She is a buxom, curvy gal like myself. I always thought she was hot. In fact I had a girl crush on her in college.

After we caught up a bit and I filled out the application and answered a few questions, she signaled her husband to come out to finish the interview process. My jaw just about fell open when I realized she was married to one of my ex boyfriends. Big Jim I called him. Not the brightest bulb around, but one of the biggest. It was hard to imagine him settling down; monogamy was never his strong suit. He was a player. I guess Rebecca was able to tame that beast. I did worry, however, that my application would not be considered now. Big Jim and I did not part on good terms. When I caught him cheating with my then BFF, I sorta pulled a Carrie Underwood on him and took a Louisville slugger to both headlights. In fact I think there is a warrant out for my arrest still for destroying his new BMW.

When he came out, I thought it would be awkward, horrible, maybe even violent. But it wasn’t. Big Jim recognized me of course. We had dated for almost a year. But, he apologized. Said he was a changed man. Rebecca had tamed him. I looked at her and said “impressive, he is a hard beast to tame.” I asked her secret. She undid her blouse and revealed even bigger titties than mine! Then she grabbed me and kissed me long and hard. I was a bit shocked. I mean I had a crush on her in college, but here she was married to my ex boyfriend who potentially could be my new boss. But my pussy was dripping. I looked at Big Jim and he had his cock out and was stroking it.

Rebecca went over and locked the door, came back and said” I keep him faithful by letting him watch me with the beautiful girls he can’t have.”  I was in shock. I mean technically he had me, but didn’t want to keep me, and now he had my girl crush and what she was suggesting was so hot to me. She started undressing me. She had me sit on the pool table naked. She then took the pool stick and teased my whole body; she used it under my boobs, to caress my body , then she fucked my pussy with the first 10 or so inches of that pool stick while her hubby, my ex jacked his huge cock. I came so hard too that I squirted on the pool table.

I had to return the favor. I undressed her. I laid her down on the table and  licked every inch of her. She has a plump juicy cunt. Smooth, tasty and very wet. I made her cum on my face, but I was not satisfied with just making cum once. I grabbed a pool ball and pressed it on her clit and rubbed it around while I sucked on her tit until she cam hard again. I did that with all the pool balls. That’s 12 orgasms, well 13 if you count the cue ball. I looked at Big Jim with every cum I gave his hot horny wife.  He shot like 4 loads. We all came a lot.

I am not sure if I got the job or not, but I did get to satisfy an old crush, make up of sorts with an ex I was wasting energy on loathing still, find out I am not gonna ever be arrested for destroying a car and cum several times. Sometimes running in to an ex can be a pleasant surprise.

Big Tits Phone Sex: I Fuck For Pleasure Not Money

Last month I was traveling to visit a girl friend at the beach. We always have a girls getaway in the summer. Well, in a blonde moment, I stopped at a rest stop and got distracted by a hot guy and locked my keys and purse in the car. I was starting to panic as no one was around. That hot guy sped off before I realized what I had done. I went into the quick mart and the only person in there looked a little Boys From Deliverance like if you know what I mean. I may have even heard banjo music. I did not want to ask for help from him. I just needed a phone to call AAA. I looked around and saw a bus stop at the corner. So I walked over and waited until someone came.  A young college age boy, glued to his phone, sat down like he didn’t even see me.  But, I am an attractive woman. I started to talk to him. I explained that my car was just down the street and I locked my purse in the car and needed a phone. He looked at me rather intently and said, “I have no money.” I was like “excuse me? I just need to borrow your phone to call AAA.” He replied, “Sure, whatever you say, but I still ain’t got any money.” I didn’t understand what the communication problem was here, but obviously he did not buy that I was just stranded. I got up and looked him right in the eyes and I said “I don’t know what your problem is, but I am stranded. My phone is in the car and I really just need to use your phone.”  He looked at me, cocked his head and said, “You mean you aren’t a hooker?”  Really, hookers work the bus stop in broad daylight these days? I assured him I was not a pro, but really stranded and that the redneck back at the quick mart kinda scared me. I asked him why he thought I was a whore. He said, “Um, look at what you are wearing Ma’am.” Ma’am? Being called a hooker is better than being called Ma’am! I said I was on a road trip to the beach and my AC went out in my car so was just trying to stay cool. We had a good laugh.

He then apologized and said he would call a friend of his who was a mechanic to meet us at my car. He walked me back to my car, where is friend showed up with one of those jimmy things and got my car door open immediately. I was so very grateful I offered the guy a ride to where ever he was going since I made him miss his bus. Turns out  he was just on his way home from work. His car was in the shop and he was not 25 yet so couldn’t rent a car. He was just a tadpole!  I took him home. He invited me upstairs  to freshen up. I had been in the heat for awhile and walking in not so appropriate foot wear.

I was in his bathroom and got a good look at myself  and thought I could see how someone may mistake me for a hooker. He was nice after the confusion and helped me get my car situation settled. I though why not fuck him. He was cute. So I walked out of his bathroom in just my hooker boots. He was, like “damn, but I thought you said you were not a hooker. I’m broke, even though you are wicked hot.” I assured him I did not want his money. I had my own. I just wanted to show my thanks for helping me out. I fell to my knees and started sucking this beautiful young cock like I was a pro. Hell, I bet I sucked it better than a hooker because I wanted to suck it. He had a nice cock too. I started rubbing my clit as I took him inch by inch down my throat. He had never witnessed a woman touch herself in front of him before. I had a lot to show this young one. And I did. I taught him how to eat pussy. I taught him how to fuck me in the ass and I let him titty fuck me. He was rather obsessed with my boobs so I let him fuck those too. When he came,  he shot his load all over my huge tits. And I let him watch as I savored every drop of his cum off my boobs. That shit is yummy.

As I was leaving, he said I should be a pro because I was hotter than any hooker he ever saw. He insisted I would make a ton of cash. I let him know that I never wanna take money for sex. Not cuz I am a prude or anything, but because I never want to think of fucking as a job. I informed him I fuck for pleasure and whom I fuck is not dictated by how much money I need, just by how much cock I need! He kissed me goodbye, and I got back on the road, happy to be mistaken for a whore.

Phone Sex Fetish with Sheila: Teddy Bear Love

I came home early today from the spa. I heard a strange noise from my bedroom. At first I was scared, but then I saw my step son’s keys on the table and thought he is just jerking off to a pair of my panties.  He has done that ever since I married his father. I love to watch him jack his big thick cock. So hot to watch a man be the  master of his domain. I strip naked to go join him. Figure we could get off together. I sneak in the bedroom as to not interrupt him and ruin his orgasm. But, he was not jacking off; he was fucking. And not another woman. Not even a guy. I was in shock at what I saw. He was fucking the big blue teddy bear my hubby won for me at the State Fair a few years ago. The bear was underneath him, and he was humping away and moaning and groaning like he does with me! No way a teddy bear feels better than me. My cunt has to feel better than an old ratty furry teddy bear? My ego took a blow. I slipped  out of the room undetected. He never heard my gasp.

So, I get on the Internet and I Google fucking teddy bears.  Much to my mortification, this is a fetish that afflicts many, male and female. It is called Ursusagalmatophilia. This is the sexual attraction to teddy bears. Now I have heard of furries. But this fetish is not that folks want to have sex with a person dressed as a bear, they want to actually fuck a teddy bear. Wow. I like to think I am open minded. I take it up the ass. I fuck my stepsons. I swallow cum. I take black cock. I do gangbangs. But fucking Teddy Ruxpin  is just creepy. But how do I handle this? Do I acknowledge that the guy I love to fuck the most has a strange fetish? Do I embrace it? Do I ignore it?

Well I decided to do what any horny housewife would do. I took some pics of me with teddy bears and texted him to come fuck me and my  little furry friends.  I mean, if I am being honest, I’d fuck Ted. Well when in Rome I guess. I figure why knock something you have never tried. I guess I WILL do anything for nice cock.

Rough Sex Phone Sex Naudia needs her holes filled

I love getting choked during sex. My current fuck buddy shoves me down hard so the skin on my knees gets carpet burn. Then he whips his dick out and slaps me in the face with it. He is so fucking rough with me, and my pussy loves it. I know because he sticks his hand between my legs and feels it water up like a thirsty hole. He loves to gloat and make fun of me, humiliating me over the fact that I am so turned on by his mistreatment.

Then he makes me lick his ass. It’s so degrading and upsets me a lot. But the fact that he cares about me enough to make me stretch my limits and challenge my fuck holes to see how much ramming and torture they can take? That means more than he will ever know.

I try to tell him every time we fuck how amazing he is, but he usually just sticks his dick down my throat to cut off my words. The sound of me choking on his meat stick just turns him on more! It’s really incredible how much he loves to use and abuse women. I wonder if any other men like it, too?

Big Things Cum in Little Packages

I left home when I was 18 and headed to Hollywood thinking I could make it in the movies. It was much harder than I thought. Good looks and a kick ass body were not all you needed.  I was broke, depressed and sitting in this little diner figuring out who I had to fuck to get a break or to get enough money to get back home.  I heard a voice say, “Why does a beautiful woman like you look so sad?” I looked up and it was Danny D aka the Penguin. Very short man, but I recognized him from Batman and a few other films. He asked if he could join me. He was around the corner filming LA Confidential and was on a coffee break. We talked for a while. He was very nice. Not conventionally handsome at all, but one of those guys that just becomes so sexy the more you talk to them. I actually felt my cunt getting wet talking to an old man I could tower over.  Turns out he had some pull with the movie, got me a job as an extra.

He was so nice, but I had nothing to repay him with but my body. At first I was like,  I shouldn’t do this. But  honestly I wanted him . I knew he was short and likely had a small cock, but I didn’t care. It took me a long time to seduce him too!! Which made me want him all the more. But, I always get my man. I got him drunk one night after filming and we went back to his trailer. I used the restroom and came back naked. After that, it didn’t take long. He was all over me. So sweet too, kept telling me how beautiful I was, that I deserved the world, to never settle for less than I deserve. When I went down to suck his cock, I got the biggest surprise ever. Huge cock. Bigger than any of the guys I had yet, and he was way shorter than any man I had fucked before. I was pleasantly surprised.  And he knew how to use it. His wife is a very lucky woman.  I would have been his mistress. I would have worshiped his cock 24/7. Seriously, huge cock, nice man, great in bed.  He was the whole package. But for him, I was just a moment of weakness. He loved his wife, no intention of messing that up. He told me I was destined for big things. He wasn’t kidding. I was destined for big things thanks to him. He is the reason I am a size queen.  I knew I was sexy, but my self esteem at 18 was not good, and he made me feel beautiful  inside and out. And, he ruined me for small cocks. That’s right men, a man likely now 2-3xs your age and half your size likely is more of a man than you will ever be!!

You cannot judge a book by its cover. Sometimes big huge throbbing thick cocks come in little packages. I still think of Danny. I often masturbate thinking of his big thick cock and how he could of been in porn!  He is hotter than Ron Jeremy and that dude is in every porn film.  Ladies, if you are a size queen like me, don’t count out the short guys, because they could be packing serious heat. And men, don’t pick on the short guys, because there is always a chance they are much more the man than you could ever dream to be. Big things can cum in small packages!

 

My Future Looks Bright with Big Cock

So I was bored today and went shopping and had lunch with one of my girlfriends. She is an earthy spiritual type and begged me to go to a palm reader with her. I was skeptical. Seems like a waste of time and money. The time I spend with some old gypsy, I could be fucking or sucking. But sometimes we make sacrifices for our best friends.  We went to this little shop that sells crystals and shit. Paid $50 each for our fortune of sorts.  She went first. Was in there for 30 minutes or so and when she came back she was ecstatic. She was babbling about how the gypsy said good things were in her future and big changes on the horizon. Pretty much non descriptive dribble as far as I was concerned.  But, I bit the bullet and took my turn. She was looking at my hand, reading the lines. Her eyes got really big and she looked at me and said, “You are a naughty woman.” I gulped a bit and thought, hmmm what is she seeing? She then said all she could see in my future was big huge cock, sex and bodily fluids. Sounds about right. Like monster cock; the kind of dicks one only sees in porn. She added with a smirk on her face, “I’m jealous.”  I asked her what the biggest dick she ever had was and she replied, “I’ve only ever had my husband’s cock and it’s about 4 inches.” I tried to stifle my laughter, but I told her,” that’s not a dick honey. Well not a dick on a grown man.” I told her I wish I could share my future with her because there is no other better feeling than having a big dick crammed in your love holes, stretching you out and making you beg.  I felt sorry for her; I really did. I mean I wouldn’t wish a pencil dick or a clit stick on my worst enemy. Women deserve sexual pleasure, even the ugly, old and fat ones. Women are superior. Pure and simple. And that alone is reason to suggest we all deserve the biggest thickest piece of meet we can get in our pussies.

I left that shop feeling sad that some women do not understand their worth; do not understand that they too deserve big cock to worship. But, I always feel very grateful that I know what a wicked hot piece of ass I am and that my future is paved with the big thick cocks I deserve. I just wish you pathetic little dick losers would get the clue and stop trying to tell me you got what I need. When I need a good laugh I will call you; when I need a hard throbbing big cock, well, I will call a real man.

40 is the New 20: MILF Sex with Vinny

Anything worth having, is worth working for. I am not 20 anymore, but that does not mean I cannot get big hard young cock. I just have to work harder for it since gravity is no longer my best friend. This is why I go to the gym 5 times a week. I got to keep my MILF body toned and sexy. Plus, working out increases my stamina and makes me more flexible for fucking . In fact, you can get me in any position thanks to yoga and aerobics. My yoga instructor, Hal, is a young stud. In great shape and has been giving me a special workout plan over the past months to help tone my ass. I normally go for big black cock, but I am in my sexual prime, so a nice thick white dick feels really good in my fuck holes too.

Hal asked a few of us special MILFS to stay after class today. We have all been working extra hard to compete with those college age gals. Especially now that it is swim suit season. Between the 4 of us, we all lost a combined 150 lbs and over 30 inches in various places. I decided we need to thank Hal properly. Everyone agreed. We slowly peeled his little gym shorts off and revealed a pretty thick nice cock for a skinny white guy! Well my MILF cunt was wet at the sight of his hard throbbing cock. I was greedy and I went down on it first. I totally worshiped his cock. He slid a finger into my tight cunt as I bobbed up and down his beautiful shaft. It was pretty hot too to look up and see myself in the studio mirrors getting finger banged and sucking dick. All four hot mommas took turns sucking his dick until he exploded a huge load on all our faces and tits. Team work to show our gratitude to the young man who has helped get us in shape to prowl other dicks.

I may have to work harder to keep my body in good shape, but those 20 somethings can’t compete with my sexual knowledge, my sexual experience or my sexual skills. And men my age can’t compete with your hard cocks full of cum. You got MILF? Trust me, age is just a number, once you have a mature woman, the coeds will be obsolete in your sex life.

My Handyman With the Big Black Cock…..

I had the handyman over today, of course nothing was broken, but I was home alone in my big house and I needed someone to help me pass the time. I let him in, and I was wearing only a pair of black panties.  His big black cock got hard immediately.  He may be 30 years older than me, but he knows good sweet pussy when he sees it. I teased him endlessly by parading my ass and tits around the house. He followed me, groping and grabbing and begging for me to let him taste me.

I said he could have one taste, and I spread my long legs open for him to lick my sweet pussy juices. He licked me like he was starving. He had never had a woman like me before. His cock was dripping with precum the entire time. I kept wiping it away and licking it up. He was going out of his mind, begging to put his big black cock inside my tiny pink pussy. I laid back and made him keep licking it, like a handyman should.  I came in his mouth and he took his opportunity to shove his cock inside my throbbing cunt. 

I am going to need a new handyman… are you game? Call me….

Topless Car Wash with Glenda: Using My Big Natural Sponges for $$$$

I woke up this morning and discovered that I had somehow overdrawn my bank account. I thought to myself, how can I make some fast cash legally? Then I saw myself in the mirror and was like duh Glenda. Use what God gave you. See I have two very natural big money makers. It was a gorgeous sun shining day and perfect for a topless car wash. I quickly posted an ad on Craigslist: “Hooters girl giving topless car washes for charity today only.” Of course the charity is me. I have a few sprawling acres so some privacy and plenty of room for lots of cars. I put on some daisy dukes and a white wife beater with no bra, gathered up some buckets and sponges and some very pretty smelling soap. When I got outside, I was surprised to see a ton of cars already lined up. This wasn’t my first car wash, but looked like advertising it as topless brought a whole new crowd.

I have natural huge sponges that I use to wash cars with-my special signature wash I call it. I offered $50 car washes to watch me wash a car topless using my tits as sponges and $100 for the deluxe treatment which started with me spraying myself with water like I was in a wet-tee shirt contest and washing cars completely naked. And, for $200 men could watch me masturbate on the hood of their car or truck while washing the car with my ass as I sat on sponges. I’d even wax the car with my tits. I called this my “Rose Royce Car Wash Double Deluxe package.” No surprise most of my customers ordered the DD package. I made almost $3,000 dollars today. Not bad for waking up $75 over drawn. Not gonna lie, some of my customers were very hot and got some special treatment: titty fucking my big natural soapy sponges. Any cum that ended up on the car or truck, either got licked up by me, or buffered off with my ass! I love that fact that guys will spend good money just to gaze at my beautiful big curves.

At the car wash, woooh
Talking about the car wash, yeah
Cum on y’all and sing it for me
Car wash, woh, car wash yeah

(Work and work) Well those boys never seem to stop cumming
(Work and work) Keep those waxin’ machines humming
(Work and work) My titties on your bone
(Work and work) Keep it up, I can’t wait till it’s time to go fucking

Do you need a special double deluxe package today? I can’t seem to stop playing with my pussy and sucking on my titties. Obviously, I need to masturbate some more. Sure those guys got to watch me, but you can always hear me!!!