Have you ever been on a blind date? I recently have and it was nerve wracking! You have no clue what the person looks like, what they are like, what they will think when they see you, or what you will think when you see them. It is a hell of a lot of unknowns. The last time I went on a blind date it went horrible. The guy was a straight up narcissistic douche. All he did the whole night was tell me about his money, showed me his Rolex about fourteen times, told me about his car, about his house, about his job. Yes he was good looking, but after one hour with him I completely understood why he was single. At the end of our dinner he walked me out then said, “You are beautiful, but you are too big for me, you might hurt my back.” I laughed because it wasn’t his back I wanted to hurt, I wanted to throat punch the arrogant idiot. I was not hurt by his comment at all, I was more relieved by it actually.
Now you know why this time I was very nervous. My friend Sharon told me that I should dress sexy, show off my curves. I told her sexy is subjective, so she picked out an outfit for me. Yes it is sexy, but a bit revealing to wear on a first date, but since she knew him I wore the dress she picked out. She even did my hair and make up. I kept thinking okay either this guy is super desperate, or I am not as pretty as I think I am. HA!
Around 7:00 p.m. he rang the doorbell. I took a deep breath and opened the door. He stood there with flowers, smiling the most amazing smile I have ever seen. He looked at me and just said, “Wow!” I laughed a little bit and invited him in. Him and I had the most wonderful dinner together, he couldn’t take his eyes off of me. He opened doors for me, pulled out my chair, even stood up when I excused myself to use the Ladies room. When we left he gave me a kiss on my doorstep, I invited him in and he said that he had to get up early so he would take a rain check.
I have to say I was very disappointed. After a few minutes, the doorbell rang and I thought it was Sharon coming over to see how the date went. It wasn’t Sharon, it was him. He told me that he left a voicemail with his secretary saying he wouldn’t be in then he kissed me hard. Good god I almost melted right there. Before I closed the door so we could enjoy the rest of the night together, he said, “You are the sexiest BBW I have ever seen.” Which by the way scored him major points. *wink*
All I want for Christmas is… hmm, well I just can’t pick! I want everything duh! All you lil pay piggies better get to shopping now if you wanna make me happy! A queen like me deserves to be spoiled by all you little sissy fucks that have nothing better to do anyway. I need a sissy that is going to spoil me rotten with gifts not only for Christmas but for every day and month of the year. It’s not a steep price for the humiliation I will be bestowing upon you and of course the fun I will have dressing you up as my special little girly princess! If you want me to turn your sissy ass into a pretty girl then you’ve got to start treating your queen right! Might as well start with the gifts… because all I want for Christmas is a sissy to tease, a sissy to dress up and a sissy that will spoil me as I clearly deserve. If you meet all those qualifications then YES you are worth my time! If you don’t, move along… I only accept real sissy applications. When you call me let me know you’re ready to spoil me and have your ass stretched… and I’ll know you’re worth my time!
