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Haloweenie Baby

I love this time of year. Scaring the shit out of little ones. Dressing up in the most ghoulish fashion and just being a fucking prick and getting away with it. There is one thing I have always wanted to do just because I am a fucking freak and crazy shit turns me on. What would it be like to fuck a skeleton, to make the bones of a corpse your sex toy? Really put that skull between my legs and rub my cunt on the cold surface of the bone until I squirt cum all over it. Or take it’s boney fingers and fuck my cunt and ass until it falls apart inside me. What fucking rush it would be to watch me gt off to fucking the bones of a corpse, your cock hard and waiting to squirt all over my face while I cum hard to my crazy fantasy cum true! You know it is so fucked up it turns you on too!

This GFE will do anything for you..

I’m not the normal boring girl friend. 

I make things interesting. 

I go out of my way to do things for you baby.

If we are walking down an alley, and you want your dick sucked..

Baby I will push you against the wall Drop to my knees and suck your cock. 

I’ll get naked for you and pose. 

I want to make memories.

 

Anything you want me to do baby I am yours. 

I want to make you happy.

I want to be the one you come home to after a hard day. 

I’ll be waiting for you naked, with a hot meal and a cold beer. 

At the end of the day you are mine. 

Its my job to make you forget about how long, and hard your job was, and to make your dick hard.

I want to suck your cock, slid it into my perfect pussy and make all your troubles melt away. 

Baby why are you waiting?

Why aren’t you mine yet??

I can just see it now.. 

You had a hard day.. you walk into the door and there I am, naked. 

I get up and walk to you, taking off your coat, help you with your shoes.

Hand you a cold beer. 

I fallow you to your favorite chair, You sit down and I ask you how your day was as I unzip your pants.

Can you see it??

 

Im waiting for you

 

I see you there across from me a the bar.

I want you to come over to me.

I want you to push your hips into mine and get close to me.

I want to feel your hands rubbing my body.

 

I want you to walk over to me, and whisper into my ear.

I want to feel your breath against my skin.

I want you to make my skin tingle. 

Make eye contact me, see that I want every inch of you inside each hole you can get in.

I want to make you moan. 

Please make your move.

Don’t waste this moment.

Come to me baby.

Come to me. 

I want to fuck you like you have never been fucked before.

Just come talk to me. 

You are so sexy baby..

Just read me, I promise you are reading those “come fuck me” eyes right.

I’m waiting for you. 

BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: Midnight Chunky Dunk

So every knows what skinny dipping is, right? Well look at me; I don’t skinny dip. What I do is called chunky dunk. And I love it because I embrace my big beautiful curves. I am proud of my big boobs and big tits. Now,  although I love to show off my assets, I recognize that there is a time and place to show them. I was with my sister and her offspring last summer at this little secluded beach resort. One night, after every was asleep, I snuck out for a little chunky dunk. I love the feel of waves crashing around my ample naked body. I was under the moonlight, rubbing my hands all over my naked body, enjoying the waves splash on me. I was alone, so I decided to rub my clit has the waves crashed against me. I could feel cool sand under my feet, feel the glow of the moon shining on me… I was in a private oasis. Wrong.

When I turned around, I saw a boat, no not a boat, a ship with a ton of old folks standing on the deck with binoculars watching me. Apparently some senior citizen Moonlight cruise. Old men were getting wood in their drawers because of me. I may have dang well given someone with a bad ticker a heart attack.  I started to feel bad that I was giving the geriatric population a free sex show, but when I saw them waving and snapping pictures I knew they were enjoying seeing some  bouncy titties and taut flesh. Maybe me getting caught was a good thing. My embarrassment didn’t last long when I saw Cocoon Gang adjusting their pants on the deck. I’m better than Viagra. Maybe I need to start volunteering at my local old folk’s home!

Idle Hands

I think I had full moon fever.  Not sure what came over me. Maybe it’s because Halloween is approaching that I was feeling a little dark. Normally I am just a big cock fucker. I’m all about the size. But It was almost like I was possessed. I got my husband’s big tactical knife and went out for a walk. Now normally I don’t go walking alone, nor do I really walk, unless it’s to go get some big dick. This night was different. I felt like something was calling me into the woods. Something was controlling me.

I started walking and came across an old railroad. I started following the tracks. I had my big knife if anything happened. But then I just stopped dead in my tracks, no pun intended. I saw a man, a rather scary looking man. I stared at him for awhile to see if he was gonna make a move  towards me but he was motionless. Rather creepy. Just gazed right through me. But then it was like some how he led me here; some how he was controlling me. Like I was meant to see him, meant to stop right here.

I pulled my jeans off, removed my panties and bent over showing him my ass and cunt. He was still motionless, expressionless. I had laid the knife on the ground to masturbate for my creepy watcher but my hand picked up the knife as if compelled to do so. I started rubbing it all over my body. I think inserted it in my cunt. It was like that horror film “Idle Hands.” My mind knew I shouldn’t be doing this, but my hand was not being controlled by me. I started fucking my pussy with a knife. The cool steel felt hot in my pussy. But I was starting to bleed a little. I tried to go slower, but my hand went faster. I was scaring myself. Then suddenly my hand dropped the now bloody knife. I kicked it away quickly before I was compelled to pick it back up.

I looked for my stranger and he was gone. Just like that. A shadowy motionless figure in the woods that for a brief moment had some odd control over me. Was it a witch? A demon? A ghost? Or simply the devil himself? Whatever it was it pulled me into the woods, to that train track. My pussy will heal and be back to taking huge cock again soon. But I can’t shake the feeling that something is still out there, something evil lurking in the woods that wants me, wants me dead.

Cyber Sex Phone Sex with Glenda: Let’s Sext

Did you know we offer cyber sex phone sex? You can pay to have naughty cyber sex with me if for some reason you cannot do an actual phone call (like the wife is sleeping next to you!). I actually got into the phone sex business  through cyber sexting. A few years ago I met a woman in an online chat room. We hit it off , lots in common, easy to talk to. After a few weeks of vanilla IMing, we exchanged pics . I showed her my curvaceous body, she showed me her hairy pussy. From there on, we sexted daily. She would tell me how much she wanted me to be her first lesbian experience, how much she coveted my big boobs, and I would tell her how much I wanted to lick her pussy. I’d even press my titties against the screen for her.

We spent hours a day getting each other off. So much so, I got sticky keys on my laptop from typing with my masturbation fingers. My love goo was all over my keyboard. After a few months we actually met. Imagine my surprise to find out my lesbian cyber sexting buddy was actually a guy. He apologized profusely for his duplicity. I got it. He had a fantasy about being a woman with another woman, and the computer allowed him a safe venue for exploring his feminine side. No harm no foul and we are still friends today.

Yeah, I did not get my girl on girl action that day. What I did get, however, was a highly sensual and erotic experience. Cyber text sessions are good for myriad reasons. First, suppose you have a chaotic household filled with people and it’s hard to get away for a sexy call. No one will think twice about you  needing to escape to your office for a little work. They don’t have to know that work is on your throbbing cock. Second, suppose you are traveling and your cell phone has shitty reception and you have a boner? Well, you can almost always get a Wi-Fi signal somewhere, so we can dirty text your boner away. Third, suppose you are shy and have something you want to talk about that embarrasses you. Perhaps you have dark fantasies. Perhaps you want to suck cock. Perhaps you like to be peed on. Perhaps you wear ladies panties. Sometimes it is much easier to discuss taboo subjects in a more anonymous way, like a cyber text session.

Fourth, your mind is your biggest erogenous zone. Cyber texting forces both parties to be more creative, more imaginative then just “oooh baby faster.” Fifth, you are married or living with a woman with separation and/or trust issues. She checks your cell to see who you are talking to and for how long. She never really lets you out of her site for long. You can take your tablet or smartphone or laptop in the bathroom and get off without her pulling a Jake from State Farm on you, because she never heard you talking. And, the final reason, cyber text sessions are good is that you can create a whole new persona if you want. If you are a man, you can pretend to be a woman. If you are a boring American boy, you can suddenly be an Australian surfer dude. If you are an adult male, you can be mommy’s little angel again. If you have a little white dick, you can have a big black cock. You can create a whole fantasy world for yourself and I will play right along with you! And, I can type with one hand if you know what I mean (wink wink).

So hit me up on yahoo,  tell me you want to purchase a cyber text session (same rate as a phone sex call) and let’s get creative together. And, let’s get off too.

Dick-lickin-good

 

Last week I posted about how fuckable my best friend and her husband is…

Well this weekend I spent some alone time with her husband.

His cock is just too damn good.

He couldn’t hide his large hard-on.

I went and turned on some music.. 

and started to wiggle my ass….

His cock was rubbing against the zipper of his pants. 

I walked up to him and climbed on his lap.

We were dry humping and I was rubbing my pussy all over his pants. 

He stood up while he was holding me close to his body.

He walked into the kitchen and laid me down on the table so my head was hanging off. 

He turned around went to the fridge and came back with whipped cream and chocolate syrup. 

I licked my lips as he put some whipped cream on the tip of his dripping cock.. and drizzled some chocolate down his shaft..

I was so ready to suck his cock and let him fuck my mouth…. 

I can’t wait to tell you more when you call me baby! 

Licking Tina Paid for My Vacation

With a company vacation with the girlies coming up, and me spending all my money on the usual clothes and shoes… I found myself a little short on funds and had to figure out a way to pay my way. No way was I going to misstime at the beach with these slutty whores! I talked to the boss lady, and she said there was a way I could help pay my way that didn’t involve any money at all — I was all ears.

She told me that Tina, the “innocent” young thing, had never had her pussy really eaten by another woman before – at least not one like me. Don’t get me wrong, Tina is a cock-LOVER, but she is so caught up in cock cock cock that she hasn’t had any real one-on-one time with a woman like me who loves to lick that young cunny. So boss-lady told me that if I show Tina a pussy licking good time, the trip was on her. I was thrilled – a free vacation and I got to lick Tina’s precious little cunt?

I invited Tina over, telling her I had a really fun surprise waiting for her. She fell for it, I’m sure thinking it was a couple of rock hard guys, and actually looked disappointed when she walked in and it was just me. Then I told her that we were going to spend the whole day licking each other’s pussies, and that I was going to teach her that a woman can lick her just as good as a man! I saw her flush at the idea, and I know my panties got wet at the site of her tight little ass and huge tits.

We got naked right there in the living room, and I started at her gorgeous breasts with my tongue and made my way down to her tight pink pussy. She tasted every bit as sweet as I knew she would, and I licked and sucked her clit until she was moaning and writhing with her legs trembling in the air. As promised, we spent all day licking each other, and she agreed that a woman’s tongue was really something to be experienced. I told her to tell the boss, and she did, so I am on my way to vacation! And let me tell you – if you get a chance to lick Tina’s pussy – go for it – it tastes so young and sweet that my mouth waters just remembering it.

The innocent one..

 

 

 At one time I was a virgin.
I had no idea about sex.
I didn’t even know anything about my body.
When I started puberty, God blessed me with my amazing body.
Older boys started paying attention to me.
They made me their girl friends and when they tried to have sex with me I would run away. 
 
Until I met my first love. 
 He made me feel beautiful on the inside and the out. 

 

 

One day he took me out on a date in the next town over.
I was young, and he was 20.
I thought it was love.
He took me to a hotel.
When we got to the room, he started kissing me.
I pushed him away.
He stopped. 
He asked me if I loved him.
“If you love me Cody, you need to show me.”
 

 

 

I undressed myself and let him look at me all over.
He sat me down and asked me to pose and open my lips for him.
I thought this was normal.
We fucked for hours.
He was in every hole possible.
He took my virginity, my innocence. 
He turned me into what I am today. 

3 is the best company..

They always say 3 is a crowd.
In my life 3 is the perfect number.
My best friend and her husband came to me about a year ago with the idea.
That all of us would be in a relationship.
 
I wasn’t really sure about it.
I have this connection with my best friend and I didn’t want to mess that up.
I didn’t really like her husband all that much but, we decided to try it. 
 

We thought we would need to get drunk or high.  

But it was super natural.
I love my best friend, so it was easy to kiss her and rub my hands up and down her body.
After she and I got naked we looked over at her husband who was watching in awe.
We crawled over to him and unzipped his pants and we both starting sucking his big fat cock.
 
We fucked for hours. 
Her husband was inside of me while she ate sucked my clit. 
I have never had a sexual experience like this before.
 
We meet 3 times a week.
We all take turns making each other cum.
It is the best sex in my life.
3 isn’t a crowd but 3 is the best company I could ever ask for.