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A Smurficly Perfect Tranny

I love the Smurfs. I love that they are always so happy and that they are always signing that little song, And the way they use the word Smurf in every way imaginable. Last night I watched the movie, again, for like the hundredth time and when I fell asleep I dreamed I was in the Smurf village. I was Smurfette, the only female Smurf in the whole village. My house, a mushroom, was not just any mushroom it was a magic mushroom. I was breaking pieces off of it and making mushroom tea and giving it to all my fellow Smurfs. Being the only female in the village means lots of male attention and getting all the boys high was going to make what they were about to find out a lot easier. This Smurfette has a dick boys. As beautiful and blue as I am with my long blonde hair, between my legs is a cock that would make even Papa Smurf jealous. In my dream we are all high and happy and I begin to fuck all the boys. It was a Smurfy good time! When I was done of course they all fell to their knees and liked my Smurfalicious cock clean! And we all sing Lalalalala……sing a happy song,,,lalalalalala..smurfy all day long!

Playing with Fire

Don’t mess around with that which you don’t understand. There are some things in this world that are darker and more sinister than even you could ever begin to imagine . . . for instance, while I was smoking my cigarette languorously last night, I happened to fall victim to a game that seemed innocent to most . . . playing with a ouija board. But once I called the spirit on the board, the room filled with smoke and a deadly creaking sound emanated from all corners of the room. “OOoooooo,” said the crazy ass-fucking ghost. I screamed, and tried to run for cover, but it was too late. He caught me in his ghost-cold hands and the ice ran through my veins. I tried to wiggle away, but he held me down fast and popped out his ghost cock from beneath the linen sheet I recognized from the hall closet. Then he rimmed my asshole with the head of that slut fucking dick stick and shoved himself inside. I got the lesson of my life. I know much better than to play with ouija boards now . . . unless of course I’m in the mood for some hot anal.

Castles and Cocaine

Being on the beach feeling the sun on my Hershey skin makes me want to party! The sounds of the waves , the breeze, and surprisingly the sandcastles bring me back to last summer.  Around this time last year I had the pleasure of meeting a man who built a huge sand castle. He was an artist as well as an architect and when he saw me he said I was a masterpiece. He said my curves and pretty face were perfect enough to have once been a painting that came to life. I was flattered by his admiration but more turned on my his artwork. There something about a man that can use his hands to build and create that really gets my juices flowing. Jokingly,  I asked him if I could actually go INSIDE of his castle for a tour but he had a better idea. Instead he invited me to his yacht for drinks.  We drove to the dock and got on his boat …. It was HUGE.  He asked me if I liked to party and I told him party is my middle fucking name. We cranked up the music and waited for his friends to show up. We got loose off coke and liquor while we waited. When the guest arrived I took a couple more bumps and got lifted. After a line or two I’m ALWAYS in the fuckin zone. I danced until the sun set and ended up spending the night on the water with my sandcastle buddy. Its crazy to think we bonded over castles and coke but  fuck it! A good time is a good time no matter how it happens. And come to find out, he’s just as good a lover as he is an artist 😉 .

 

 

 

 

 

Tastes Just Like Candy

 I know I am the epitome of the sweet, sexy, young girl next door, but not the kind your Mommy told you about. This sweet little fuck toy is all yours to use and dominate any way that pleases you.

I love to show off my tight, young body and make you feel like you’re the only man in the room. When I set my sights on you, you’ll get all of my skills as a naughty barely legal cock sucking whore. You love my sweet, innocent face but see that naughty bad little girl behind my sultry eyes.

I want nothing more than to please you and give you the deepest, most erotic sensual fuck you’ve ever had. I want you to use all my little holes as you please, mouth fuck me.  Push your hard dick down my throat and make your little whore gag on it.

Then push me down, and thrust your rock hard cock hard and deep inside my smooth tight little cunt and fuck me raw. And just to show me how little whores like me get fucked, turn me over and get me onto my knees and fuck me hard up my sweet tight ass hole.

Pump your dick faster until your blow your hot creamy load deep inside my little shit hole. Mmm, I can’t wait until you get the chance to use your sweet, nasty little fuck doll again!

If You Want Nasty, Then You Want Me

Do you want nasty, then I can show you nasty baby. I do not care what position you want me in as long as you want to fuck this nasty whore. I also like to learn new and exotic ways to please you, along with every other man out there.  Tell me your fantasy baby, so I can think of ways to satisfy your wicked desires. I am not crazy, just extremely deviant.  Let me show you just how nasty I can get. I do it all from ass fucking, to giving you the best Cocksucking phone sex of your life! Anything goes with me babe. I am a rough, tough; give me some more type of whore, so no holding back. If you come into the VIP room you better be ready to have your world turned upside down.  I do things with you that will make any grown man cry for more. I will not stop until you are satisfied by the ways I make you shoot load after load of hot sticky cum. 

 

I Love Two Lips

I love Tulips. Not only are the beautiful but the name Tulips makes me think of “two lips” and it is so erotic, kinky and just fucking hot. I have also always wanted to visit Holland, to wear a pair of those wooden shoes (bet getting kicked in the nuts by a pair of those things would really fucking hurt). To see fields and fields of multicolored Tulips and windmills. To be able to fuck some hot little dutch girl or guy in the middle of the Tulip field or in a windmill. Can you imagine fucking in a windmill, how fucking cool would that be? I know most girls love roses but this cougar loves her Tulips! I would love to fuck on a bed covered with Tulip petals. To feel the petals of a Tulip running along my hard nipples or across my pussy lips as my juices cover it and my body becomes covered with goose bumps from the feel of it all. Tulip, meet my two lips!

Your Voice

Hot phonesexNothing makes this Goddesses pussy twitch more than hearing a sexy male voice on the phone.  My mind starts to form an image of you as soon as that first word is spoken.  I can feel my body heat up in anticipation for what you have in store for us.  Every single time, it is something erotic and intoxicating.  I have the perfect body, and perfect mannerisms about me to make the experience just as wonderful for you as you make it for me.  It is incredible the amount of sexual creativity that all my callers have.  Some are shy, some are more out going, some love to guide the call, others want me to take control.  The scenarios go on and on, there is no limit to what we do and can do with each other.  There are times when the call is so detailed and intense that I lose myself in the words, your voice, the soft sounds of moans of pleasure we both make.  It is true that there is a Heaven on Earth and it is on the phone with you.

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Save my pussy, Mr Fireman

I got to tell you that I have always wanted to fuck a fireman for the longest time so I decided to make my fantasy become a reality. I decided that I was going to call the fire department and ask them to save my precious pussy cat. But what they don’t know is that I don’t have a real pussy cat for them to save. No, I am talking about my wet pussy in between my legs that needs to be filled up with a big fireman’s hose. So when they got here I took them to my garage where I said where my pussy would be at up in the rafters. Once they got up into the rafter and checked it, I got completely naked. The three sexy firemen looked everywhere and said that they couldn’t find my pussy so I told them she is down here with me. When they got down from the rafters, they were shocked to see me standing there naked and spread eagle out on the hood of the car. I pointed down in between my legs and  said “Here is my pussy so please save it!”

Hot & Wet

 

I don’t mind putting in some hard work on a hot summer day if it involves me getting naked.  Washing my car is always fun because my body gets to slip and slide as I play with the suds.  I got all hot and bothered and want to rip my clothes off in front of all my neighbor’s.  Whenever my neighbor’s husbands see me walking out with a bathing suit top on they immediately all pretend their lawns need some serious work.  With all eyes on me I rub my body with soap as I sit on the ground, legs wide open.  The lips of my hot fat cunt is hugging the outside of my skimpy short just enough to make all the neighborhood meat to salute me.  Just when I pull my top open so that my big titties are ready to pop out I stand up and walk into my house.  I love to tease men and just to think summer is just around the corner.

Master, Please

Once in awhile I like to be a submissive cum slut for a handsome, huge cock master.  I am going to my master’s house to be thrown around and beat the fuck up.  When I arrive my master is being very nice which is not normal at all and it is making me very nervous.  He gives me a glass of wine along with a soft wet kiss on my lips and I start shaking inside.  What the Hell is going on tonight with my master?  Has he gotten soft on me?  Out of the clear blue he slaps me on the face so hard my head starts to spin.  He shoves a ball gag in my mouth and then ties a long rope around my neck.  Tossing me around, ripping my clothes off my nervousness is exchanged with excitement.  Bending me over the sofa he slammed his cock in my hot wet pussy like a mad man on crack.  Every time he went inside me the rope around my neck was pulled tighter.  In a matter of minutes I had little air exchange and I got really scared because the ball gag prevented me from screaming.  I hope he allows me to live.