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Friday Night Fun

hot phonesex malindaIt’s Friday night and the girls and I are about to embark on an adventure. We are about to go to the lighting of the Christmas tree in town and we have a fame we are going to play. The girls are going to see how many friends they can make and talk into coming over for a special sleep over complete with smores and hot cocoa. The one that gets the most friends gets to pick who they are going to play with first and we have to watch until they are done we can’t join in or take a turn. They get the honor of first pick for as long as they can hold out, we have to wait. We can’t even touch ourselves. I love games that tease and satisfy all at the same time.

School Is In Session

The girls and I have a date tonight. he is cumming over for dinner and desert and we are dessert! We went shopping today and got matching school girl outfits that aren’t exactly proper for school. We have the entire evening panned out. We are cooking now and getting ready. When he gets here we are going to wait on him hand and foot. We are going to serve him dinner making sure we bend over at just the right times to give him hot ass shots. Our asses are our best qualities, I have a great big ass that I make bounce and the girls got their asses from me. They are pretty good at making the junk in their trunks bounce too. We are going to make sure he gets lots of hot view so that by the time dinner is over his cock is hard and ready for us. we are going to sit him on the couch with a drink in his hand and lick and suck his dick all together making him want to fuck all three of us. We know just what he likes an just how he like sit, he is a regular guest at our house. We are so excited, it’s almost time!

Get Reeeeeeeeal Nasty with Bambi! Yaaaaayahhhhhh!!!

I sure love to have me a good time-yes Sir!  I love me some dicks!  I love me some fast cars! I am a ‘country gal’ and I love me some furries! I promise to show you a good ol’ time-oh yes I will!  I know I can satisfy you, because I have had lots of practice from my Daddy fuckin’, suckin’-n- selling my sweet little pussy.  Do you like rape fantasies? I DECLARE!-I’ll be your helpless youngin’. 

Oh yeah-my little pussy can take a lickin’ and keep on tickin…EVERREADY!  I love group sex too!  Having my twat, ass, and throat fucked and passed around to your friends is hot! ‘Fuckin’ is fun! Oh yeah.  I’ll be your nasty girl! I am a no limits, TOTALLY filthy, barely legal babe who promises to work your cock like a magic wand….ABRACADABBA! (it’s magic, here comes all of your cum!) Got secret fantasies? Well, hell-so do I (let’s share em’).  Don’t be shy with me.  The nastier and the raunchier, the better!  If you like screwing some young pussy-cum and see me!  Cum and fuck all of my holes and be kinky! I will do anything and you can do anything to me.  My Daddy calls me a sex fiend! Cum drink up and let loose! Heeeee-Hawwwwwwwwww!

Happy Veteran’s Day!

Me and my big brother have a routine we do every time he comes home from the army. I love to show him how much I appreciate his service to our country. So I make sure I service him completely! We always roleplay our first time together which was the best. He snuck into my room and saw me sleeping like an angel. So cute and so sexy he just had to touch. He slid back the covers and saw my naked body. When I woke up I felt a warm sensation between my legs. It was my favorite brother eating my pussy.

Just like old times, his cock was hard and ready for me to suck the skin off of it! I get on my hands and knees and go to work as he calls me his dirty little mut! That’s right my pussy gets wetter with every degrading name he can think of! We fuck like rabbits until he is ready to explode. I want him to shoot his cum in my mouth. I’ve missed his yummy cum so much! Ever since we were little he has always been my best friend. We share things with each other that nobody else knows and he always makes me feel so special.

I love him and he fucks me like no man ever could. My brother really knows his way around a pussy, and thanks to me he is like the best lay ever. We fuck together perfectly. When our bodies come together it’s like magic. I guess you could say we are genetically in sync with one another.  He is the yin to my yang, the peanut butter to my love jelly.

When he finally shoots his load, I say with a mouth full of cummies… Happy Veteran’s Day Brother and Welcome Home!!!

Easy Like Sunday Morning

I love the song “Easy Like Sunday Morning” but I always want to answer the lyrics when I hear them and my answers are always the same:

“‘Know it sounds funny but I just can’t stand the pain”
Except I love pain, tie me up and spank me real good, fuck me and make me cum….

“Seems to me girl you know I’ve done all I can”
Not yet baby, there is so much more you could do to this pussy of mine….

“S’why I’m easy ….. easy like Sunday mornin’,”
But I don’t want it easy, I want it rough and hard and nasty….

“Why in the world would anybody put chains on me?”
Why the fuck not? Chains are just what this girl needs and wants, so give them to me, chain me up, please.

“Everybody wants me to be what they want me to be”
Yes I want to be just what you want me to be, let’s role play, I will be your maid or your little girl, anything your heart desires, try me.

“I’m not happy when I try to fake it, oooh”
That’s right baby do me so fucking hard I can’t fake it!
because
“I wanna be high ….. so high”
On you and what you do to me….

You Have To Kiss A Lot Of Toads…..

I tell the girls fairy tales all the time. They all begin with “Once Upon A Time” and they all end with “Happily Ever  After” It is all the stuff I add and change in the middle that make them fun for us. Today the girls came in with a bucket full of frogs they caught in the yard. They wanted to keep them for pets. I found them in the tub where they had created a pond for them. At first I thought it was a little freaky, I mean frogs, really? But when they wanted to take a bath with them and they got they took off their clothes and got in the water and the frogs started crawling all over their naked bodies it really started making my pussy really wet. and the more turned on I got. We took our bath and we had fun with our little friends. They even named them all. I agreed to let them keep them in the tub for the night and when I put them to bed I told them the story of how you have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince. I just hope I don’t catch them kissing those frogs in the morning.

Sharing The Boy

The boy came home from college and brought his girl with him. She is so sweet and such a little looker. Seeing them together made my pussy so wet thinking about the things he and I do together and all the incest family fun we have had over the years. By the end of the night I was so fucking horny, all I wanted to do was fuck his balls off. So out came the alcohol and my plan was in motion. As soon as she was nice and tipsy I took him aside and told him I wanted to fuck him. I let him know I wanted to do it with her being a part of it and the first thing I wanted to do was pull his pants down and suck his big dick with her. Of course he was ready for action. He turned and walked back in the living room pulling his pants to his ankles and grabbing her face, shoving it into his crotch. It wasn’t long before I was on my knees licking and sucking that dick right along with her. We had a great night and all of us were satisfied by the end of the evening. I love my boy!

Kissing Cousins Strap-on Fun

Every one has a crazy cousin in their family and I am no exception. My crazy cousin Al is a hoot and when we get together we have some crazy good times. The other day we were talking about strap ons and how much I love to strap on a cock and fuck the shit out of a chick and then have the same done to me. He could not understand why I would want a plastic strap on when I could have any cock I wanted shoved deep into my pussy. He had to add that I know he is always available to pound my pussy any time it needs a good stiff dick. We have been kissing cousins for as long as I can remember. Then last night he showed up with a duffel bag and a smile. He said he came to make me a very happy girl and I was going to love his bag of tricks. We had a few drinks and he was more goofy then usual. I kept asking him what he was up to but he kept me waiting forever! When he finally took his bag of tricks in the bathroom he emerged naked, with a hard dick, a red ball gag in his mouth and a big black strap on, on the top of his head. When I finished laughing like a mad woman I realized that this could be fun. We had a blast and I have to admit that my crazy cousin Al knows how to make things interesting in his very own way. I will never look at a strap on the same again as long as I live!

Flying High

When I went to the airport and saw this plane, it reminded me that it is almost that time of year again. I don’t know why but it is funny as hell to me and I instantly thought how I hope Santa doesn’t end up on the nose of a plane because he is my favorite fuck on Christmas day. The holidays are a special time of year for us. Family fucking fun all season long. Everyone in the family gets drunk and gets in on the fucking. It is one big incest fest. Grandpa plays Santa every year and our little Uncle Alvin plays the elf since he is so short. We all take our turn sitting on Santa’s lap, from the littlest to the oldest. We love sitting in his lap and whispering in his ear all the naughty things we want this year and all the naughty things we are going to do to him to show him what good boys and girls we are. And then Uncle Alvin the elf gives us a treat of his own. We are never clothed for more then an hour after arriving at my grand parents house and even our furry family friends get in on the action and get more then table scraps to eat. Happy Holidays, hang on it’s going to be a wild ride.

Happy Housewife Day

I have always wished I could be Snow White. She is the ultimate house wife and the bitch has it good. Cleaning all day for not one or two or even three but seven little people all with dicks. Can you imagine the orgies after dinner in that little house? My pussy gets wet every time I think about it and the girls love the way I change the fairy tale to suite my horny fantasies when I tell them the story. I have several versions including how Snow eats the apple and her Prince Charming dislodges it with his cock in her mouth only to fuck the shit out of her while the dwarfs watch and jack their dicks covering her in cum from head to toe. Yes little miss housewife, Snow has it made. The critters of the forest all love her too. Taking a break from cleaning she goes out to the well to fetch water and play with all her furry little friends. So to all the woman out there who think being a house wife is boring, I am telling you spice it up baby. Not only will you love it but the whole family will get in on the action and dicks and pussies young and old will be much happier.