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Hot phonesex and extreme sports

My friend won a trip to the “Great Down Under” and I was lucky that she decided I should accompany her. On the plane, she had read an article about crocodile bungee-jumping and she told me that she really wanted to see it; I laughed at the excitement in her eyes and told her only a fool would jump in crocodile-infested water. “But we’re not doing it, Lacey. We’re just gonna watch some hunks do it!” she said in her excited voice.

And, she didn’t forget about it; that was one of our first outings after we got settled. The water was murky and we stood on top of a ledge. The jumpers were congregated together, wishing each other luck in their sexy accents. Maybe this experience wouldn’t be too bad, I thought. A couple of them winked at me as they filed in line. We must have looked like doughy-eyed tourists because one particular attractive jumper told me in passing, “If I make it out alive, love, I wanna grab a cold one with you.” “This is so hot!” my friend exclaimed. And, I was beginning to agree with her.

When the attractive native jumped, I felt my heart race. The crocks had begun to get a little agitated at all the flopping into the water. But, he ended up being safe and returned to me. He told me about “death rolls” and all kinds of stuff. After a few stouts, I was feeling even hornier and leaned into him and gave him my bedroom eyes. He smirked and nodded toward the brush. I followed him behind one of the trailers that was set-up for the jumpers; he lifted me like I weighed nothing and slammed me against the wall. I was so turned on that I didn’t care if I was making noise or not; besides, I assumed that everyone was still at the cliff.

He pumped inside of me, my cunt swallowing every inch of his manhood. I bit his shoulder and he laughed, “You’re a little crock, aren’t ya?” He fucked me harder and demanded that I confess to being “a crock.” I screamed it out, begged for him to fuck me. And, when we came, he smirked and looked up. There in the small windows of the trailer were his fellow sportsmen…watching the entire thing!

Last Call Pussy

 

Its 2 am.  The bartender shouts out, “Last call!”  You come up behind me, pull me off the bar stool, hike up my dress and pull my satin panties to the side. You pull out your rigid cock and yell out to the bar, “This slut’s pussy is up for last call!” You ram your cock into my pussy.  I grab onto the bar top to anchor myself against your thrusts. “Yes you little bitch take my cock, you’ve been walking around here like your better than us!” He whispers in my ear.  I look behind me where I see his hips bucking wildly against my pussy.  My eyes widen.  “OH yeah he said all these guys lined up behind me are gonna fuck your pussy to.  We are gonna use that pussy good and hard, you may not be able to walk outta here tonight.” He laughed and with all the other men cheering him on he began brutalizing my pussy, pounding it so hard it hurt.  Then another man walked up to me. “Let’s see those titties.” He said as he grabbed ices cubes from the bartender.  He put them on my nipples, water dripping down my tits.  He smiled and started slapping my tits. “Fuck keep going.” I moaned.  “We knew you were nothing but a little slut.”  He kept using the ice to numb my nipples then slap them around.  “Shit I’m cumming!” the one guy said. He used me like a cum dumpster and dumped his load in me. “Next!” He yelled. Right away another guy was behind me fucking me with all his might.  The guys fucking slapping my titties red was jerking off. He came all over my titties. What a load too.  My pussy was drenched now. Five more men began jerking their cocks off and came all over my body. Slut. Whore. Bitch. That’s what they kept chanting.  “Next!” the other guy yelled as he filled my pussy.  I fucked five guys and had another five jerk off and cum on me.  I’ll be going to that bar more often LOL!

Topless Car Wash with Glenda: Using My Big Natural Sponges for $$$$

I woke up this morning and discovered that I had somehow overdrawn my bank account. I thought to myself, how can I make some fast cash legally? Then I saw myself in the mirror and was like duh Glenda. Use what God gave you. See I have two very natural big money makers. It was a gorgeous sun shining day and perfect for a topless car wash. I quickly posted an ad on Craigslist: “Hooters girl giving topless car washes for charity today only.” Of course the charity is me. I have a few sprawling acres so some privacy and plenty of room for lots of cars. I put on some daisy dukes and a white wife beater with no bra, gathered up some buckets and sponges and some very pretty smelling soap. When I got outside, I was surprised to see a ton of cars already lined up. This wasn’t my first car wash, but looked like advertising it as topless brought a whole new crowd.

I have natural huge sponges that I use to wash cars with-my special signature wash I call it. I offered $50 car washes to watch me wash a car topless using my tits as sponges and $100 for the deluxe treatment which started with me spraying myself with water like I was in a wet-tee shirt contest and washing cars completely naked. And, for $200 men could watch me masturbate on the hood of their car or truck while washing the car with my ass as I sat on sponges. I’d even wax the car with my tits. I called this my “Rose Royce Car Wash Double Deluxe package.” No surprise most of my customers ordered the DD package. I made almost $3,000 dollars today. Not bad for waking up $75 over drawn. Not gonna lie, some of my customers were very hot and got some special treatment: titty fucking my big natural soapy sponges. Any cum that ended up on the car or truck, either got licked up by me, or buffered off with my ass! I love that fact that guys will spend good money just to gaze at my beautiful big curves.

At the car wash, woooh
Talking about the car wash, yeah
Cum on y’all and sing it for me
Car wash, woh, car wash yeah

(Work and work) Well those boys never seem to stop cumming
(Work and work) Keep those waxin’ machines humming
(Work and work) My titties on your bone
(Work and work) Keep it up, I can’t wait till it’s time to go fucking

Do you need a special double deluxe package today? I can’t seem to stop playing with my pussy and sucking on my titties. Obviously, I need to masturbate some more. Sure those guys got to watch me, but you can always hear me!!!

And The Winner Is

So the girls and I had a day trip planned to  a local water park. Before we got there we decided to make a little wager.  Who ever could get the most pictures of dicks by the end of the day had to pay for a seafood dinner and drinks for every one at the end of the day. There were five of us so that was not a small price to pay.  Of course I have the biggest tits out of all of us. Getting a guy to show me his dick is the easiest thing in the world for me. All I have to say is “Show me your cock and let me take a picture of it and I will show you my tits and let you touch them or suck one, your choice” I had no clue what tactic they were going to use but I knew I was going to use the tits to get what I wanted just like I always do! We hit that water park and all the men there like gang busters! The men there must have been wondering what was going on when all these different girls were trying to get them to show their dicks and let them take pictures. To be sure we all hit at least 20 of the same guys over the course of the day! By the end of the night it was a close call I have to admit, but at the end of the day what man can refuse a chance to see, touch or suck these big old double J’s in exchange for showing me his cock and letting me snap a picture of it? I may not be a little girl but  these tits are a deal that no man can refuse. 

Mutual masturbation outdoors

I love nature. It’s amazing to be out in the middle of nowhere, enjoying the serenity and beauty all around. One of my best friends and I took advantage of the summer weather and went on hike yesterday. He brought a picnic and we sat beside the stream and an abandoned cabin that we found. It was amazing as we talked and laughed. Then, he leaned over and kissed me on the lips. I smiled and he began to apologize. I leaned over and kissed him, my tongue grazing his lips. Then, I ran to the stream, stripping off my clothes. He started to follow my lead but then picked up his camera instead. He took pictures as I splashed in the water; and, then, I got out and sat on the porch for a few pictures but returned to the soft grass. I spread my legs and thrust my pussy in the air. I could see his cock getting hard between his legs and I started to rub my clit. I licked two fingers and slid them inside my pussy while he kept taking pictures. He moaned and dropped his camera; he said, “Oh fuck, Monika” and took off his pants to stroke his cock. I was climaxing, looking at the beautiful sky.  I told him that he couldn’t cum yet; I asked him to pick up the camera again and get close-ups of my face and my pussy as I came. Laying there, completely relaxed, I ordered him to cum, and he did…hard. We lay there, both smiling, and admiring the scene and our relaxed bodies. He asked me if he could keep the pictures and I laughed, telling him he could if he would send me copies of the best ones!

First Sex Toy Adventure

I spent the night with my best friend and she brought out a lot of pictures from when we were teens. And we both really laughed at one in particular: our first trip to a sex toy store. We looked a little older than we were, so we didn’t have a problem getting in; plus, the guy just asked us to show him our tits, and we did! We walked around for hours, deciding what to get. I bought a pink vibrator that I could insert. We were so excited to use our new toys; but, when we got to my friend’s old car, the battery was dead! We called a repair service and waited. I really wanted to play with my toy and was getting sexually frustrated because my clit was unbearably hard. When the repair guy fixed the car, he asked for payment but we didn’t have enough cash; he looked at the store and asked if we bought anything we’d like to show him. That was all the encouragement I needed: I went to the side of the building and sat on a paint can, whipped out my new vibrator, and pushed it to my clit. I came hard within minutes, my cunt throbbing. One chick walked to her car and saw me; but, I bet it turned her on. I raised my shirt and began squeezing my nipples, eager to give the toy another try. The mechanic took out his stiff cock and began stroking it with his greasy fingers. I plunged the toy inside of me and bit my lower lip; damn, I was going to shoot. The mechanic got closer and I shot my cunt juices all over him! I sucked his cock off and his cum dripped down my throat. I love ‘first’ experiences like these!

Ice Ice Baby

It’s summer, so everyone’s complaining about the heat. But, I enjoy it because it gives me a chance to play with one of my favorite things: ice. I have a dildo made of ice and I even put my glass toys in the freezer. My boss was having a party and I decided to bring along some of my friends in a cooler. They thought I was crazy, but they were also interested. I got by the pool and began rubbing the ice dildo around my body, letting it melt on me. I sucked on it with my pretty little tongue after I put it in my cunt. Someone asked if it hurt; I told them it didn’t. But it did…just a little bit like I enjoy. Then it sent shivers all the way through my body.

I started rubbing the frozen cock between my breasts, making my nipples painfully erect; and, I pushed the frozen glass toy inside my pussy. Automatically, my clit jumped; and, everyone was quiet. I knew the fuckers were turned on; and I knew the girls were making mental notes to tell their boyfriends to buy them these things. I continued to pump the toy and a few of the partiers got down on their knees and licked off chunks of the ice as it began to fall. I was getting close to climaxing, especially with so many people watching me. My entire body shook and my head tilted back.

One of the other great things about these toys is that you can be as athletic as you want, and you still won’t break a sweat! Then, everyone was raiding the freezer, bringing ice cubes out to the pool; some were masturbating with them and others were walking into the pool to enjoy the sensation of melting ice dripping from their cunts.  I’m such a trend-setter!

Sissy boy on loan

One of my friends went on an all-paid vacation from her sweet Sissy Boy; and, she asked me to look after him.  I told him that his homework was to memorize all of the songs from Oklahoma!, one of my favorite musicals; then, I told him to meet me at my office.  When he got there, he took off his robe and had done exactly as I asked: he had on a pretty little yellow skirt and a pink top.  I bragged on his wardrobe choices.  Then, I told him to come out on the balcony…this is where he was going to sing his little sissy heart out!  He looked terrified and asked if anyone could see him.  I said, “Of course.  The people who have balconies and even the people below the building.”  I had to coax him, but he relented; I told him that I was going to tape his performance and send it to Mommy.  He cleared his voice and adjusted his hair…and he was ready!  He went out on the balcony and began with the title song; and, before long, he was prancing.  After he had sung the entire track of songs, he started making up his own.  I was so proud and rewarded him by touching his little clitty while telling him that he was such a good sissy, that Mommy was going to be so proud when she saw the video, and that Auntie Monika was so impressed!

Rainbow Colored Tulips

As soon as I saw this picture of this tulip garden with all it’s rainbow colors I knew that I wanted to imagine my self laying in the middle of it, by the stream getting fucked by a big dicked mother fucker, hard and deep. The colors are so vivid and they remind me of my beautiful rainbow tattoo. Right over my sweet pussy that invites one and all to “Taste the Rainbow”. Closing my eyes I can imagine the fragrance of the tulips all around me as my body pushes into the petals of the flowers under me. I can imagine the feel of the petals on my skin while a man is slamming his cock into my wet and juicy pussy over and over again. The scent of the flowers will change when my pussy juice starts to flow down my ass and onto the petals, mixing with their scent. I would lay in that field all day fucking and being fucked, surrounded by the beauty and fragrance, loosing myself in the time and place. 

Can a Tranny be Bi-Sexual?

Tranny Phone SexI’m not sure why but I have always been more attracted to men than women. So when I did have my first experience with a woman I felt what I think a bi-sexual must feel like for their first time. It was a strange experience for me at first. I don’t mind it now, sex with a male or a female is still sex and makes me get my rocks off. Don’t get me wrong, if there is a choice between having sex with a hot guy or a hot girl I always seem to elect to go for the hot guy, but I never have turned down fucking a hot woman either. I guess not only can a tranny be a bi-sexual, I guess most of us are bi-sexual! After all, we have the equipment of both genders and I definitely know how to use it to my advantage.

On top of all of this I am also an exhibitionist. I love to fuck out outdoors and drawing a crowd turns me on so fucking much, and if the crowd starts cheering us on I always have the most explosive cums ever! So this afternoon I was in a park and this hot chick came up to me and asked if she could sit with me. I jokingly told her she could if she would suck my cock. With no hesitation whatsoever she did just that! We drew a crowd and I shot a fucking huge load of cum in this chicks mouth and she swallowed every last drop. I was impressed to say the least. Then I fucked the shit out of her pussy while the crowed rooted us on. We both came our brains out and then laid there naked for the longest time. What a fucking hot day at the park!