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Sex Toy Phone Sex with Vinny: Garden Gnome Gangbang

I’m at the beach all week, which I love because I can show off my hot body. Most coeds don’t even have a rock hard body like mine. Getting cock with tits and a body like mine is not hard. Well, so I thought. Today has not been my day to score dick. I don’t handle rejection well so I decided it would be a day about  me. Sunning my hot body and reading.  I had my Kindle with me so I searched for books under the erotica section. If I couldn’t get laid, well, I could read about it. In the suggested reading list, something caught my eye, “Garden Gnome Gang Bang.”  The tagline read:  “When Vinny decides to add a little whimsical flavor to her backyard with a trio of garden gnomes, she never suspects what’s in store. When the sun goes down, Vinny discovers her new lawn ornaments are ready to get busy, and they know how to use those pointy red hats to please a woman!” Well, that literally screamed my name. Now, mind you, I suffer from a rare disorder called gnomaphobia. Yes, you guessed correctly, it is the irrational fear of garden gnomes. I think they are creepy little soul stealing mother fuckers. But this book being suggested, sounded like a sign that I needed to put on my big girl panties and get over this silly fear. So I downloaded the book.

I’m there on the beach, reading garden gnome porn, thinking to myself, perhaps I have been looking at them all wrong. Perhaps they are not instruments of evil, but instruments of pleasure. I sat there and read the entire book in a couple hours. I was actually horny as fuck afterwards too. My pussy was dripping wet from gnome erotica. Sooo embarrassing to admit. I went back to my motel room and masturbated; but I could not get the image of fucking those gnomes with those pointy hats outta my head. So, I put a cover up on, marched down to Walgreens, and bought a trio of garden gnomes and a box of condoms. The lady behind the counter gave me a weird look. Like what the hell is a middle aged woman in beach wear doing buying 3 gnomes and condoms. I felt like a pervert, but I wanted to try this out, but thought somehow condoms over those pointy  hats might be more sanitary? Not sure what I was worried about, when I was younger, I crammed all sorts of things in my cunt. I’d fuck anything I was so horny. Guess nothing has changed as I was about to turn a garden gnome into a sex toy.

I’m back in my motel bed, naked on the bed. Decide to ease myself into this. I start to rub my clit while they watch. I get lost for a moment, start cumming hard, then I just grab one of them and start slowly working that pointy hat into my pussy. I have had many massive black cocks, certainly I could take a garden gnome. I had it inserted pretty good and was sliding up and down it and it felt good.  I guess I got so lost in my head fucking that garden gnome I failed to hear housekeeping come in. I look up an a maid is looking at me in horror. Shear horror. Like I was some circus freak or something. I tried to get up real fast, fell off the bed, landed in the crotch of another gnome. She ran out and I chased her, naked, down the long stretch of the motel yelling “I’m not a freak, I’m just horny.”  Well, I guess some folks heard me, came out to see what was going on. Decided to slink back to my room in shame.

Just a few minutes later, there was a knock on my door, there was a black god in his swim trunks. He looked at me and said I hear you are horny. He asked if big black cock did it for me and said he could  wear a red pointy hat if it helped? I guess the maid shared my secret. We had a good laugh and of course I invited him to fuck me. That gnome wasn’t bad, but a red pointy hat ain’t got nothing on a huge black cock. Finally, I got my cock. Sometimes you just have to fuck a few gnomes along the way first.

Books can’t teach you this Part 2

   Here I am. Backed up against a bookshelf in a public library with a mans hand working me into a stupor. He was smirking at me, just watching every little reaction on my face as his skilled fingers worked themselves into my dripping core. I tipped my head back and allowed the please to overtake me. The fact that this was happening in such a public place only heightened the intense pleasure I was feeling. Suddenly, Vince’s magic fingers were gone, leaving my dripping cunt feeling empty. He leaned down and hissed into my ear that if I wanted to cum, I would need to prove I was worthy of it.

   Vince gently yet firmly placed his hand on the top of my head and pushed me down until I was kneeling in front of him, my face directly in front of the bulge in his pants. He looked down at me with a pleased expression and told me that I should keep my hands behind my back if I wanted to feel that sweet, sweet release. He unzipped his pants and drew his massive cock out. He smirked and pressed the tip of it right to my lips and gave me a simple command. Suck. I needed to do a good job if I wanted to him to let me cum too…

Fucking Machine

Every so often, I’ll look at the classifieds.  My most recent focus was to find an entertainment system to replace the one that got distroyed during a party last weekend.  Well, I found the perfect one that I wanted; it matched and everything.  The only problem was that I needed a couple of extra hundred dollars.  I kept looking through the classifieds and was struck by one entry in particular: “Nice burbs couple looking for 1 healthy young girl for 1 hour. Pays $500.  Discretion req’d.”  I talked to the husband on the phone, and it seemed safe enough…plus, he sounded very friendly.

When I arrived, he and his wife were waiting behind the door.  They looked like any normal couple and were in their early 40s, I guessed.  They brought me into the living room and showed me a contraption…it was a huge machine, about five-feet long, with a dildo on the end of it!  I was shocked.  The man explained that he had bought the contraption for his wife, but she was afraid to use it.  And, that’s where I came in: he was going to experiment with the machine on me while the wife watched!  I blinked in shock; but, I was kind of getting excited! 

I sat on their nice, white sofa after de-robing; and, watched as the husband put a condom on the dildo…then lube.  I smiled at him, although I was a little self-conscious about being totally naked in front of strangers.  I tried to position my body so that the dildo was aimed at my crotch.  I crunched my toes into the couch and prepared myself; the machine did look a little scary, but I knew my pussy was getting wet after staring at it. 

He started it up; and it moved really gently inside of me.  Then, he asked if he could speed it up; I nodded.  It started ramming me until it was at full speed.  I was breathless because of the pounding!  I continued to squirt, my juices shooting over the coffee table.  And the wife, her arms previously crossed, was becoming enthralled.  I leaned my head back and came so many times that I felt like my body wasn’t my own!

My pussy, sore and throbbing, still wanted more; but, the husband stopped the machine.  I could tell the couple was ready to experiment on their own.  But, hey, I was paid a lot to be fucked…and, really well, too!

Exhibitionist Phone Sex with Cassandra:

  I have a daily gym routine. This body doesn’t stay slamming all on its own.  I usually just shower at the gym, then go meet my friends for happy hour.  Thursday was no different. Except for the fact that some stupid bitch stole my clothes in the locker room. And not only did she steal my clothes, but she took my keys and my cell phone. I had no way of getting someone to bring me clothes. And all the stuck up bitches in the locker room would not help me out. Guess they are jealous of my hot body. I thought for a moment of what I should do. Well, I was not sucking up to some uptight jealous soccer mom, that was for sure. So, I decided I would  try to get to the bar where my friends were meeting me. I mean, so public nudity is technically illegal; I do have a rocking body.  I stole a dirty towel out of the hamper, which barely covered me and dashed out the locker room, through the gym, and out the door. I only had a few blocks to go and one of my BFFs would take me home for more suitable clothing.

I start sprinting down the side walk, my big tits bouncing. I could hear people yelling sexual comments and staring at me. Suddenly, some little boy yanked my towel off as I sprinted by him. I sure did not see that one coming. Before I could stop and grab it back, he was in the car with his older brother getting high fived. I was now totally naked in downtown Louisville.  At happy hour during Thursday Night Live, which meant thousands of folks on Main St. My pals were meeting me at the Hard Rock Cafe which was still another 4 blocks. I sucked it up again and started jogging. This time, I kept my head held high and went a little slower, trying to embrace my shame. I saw fingers pointing, mouths gaping open, cell phones snapping pictures, and parents covering their offspring’s eyes.  But I had no choice.  I am comfortable in my skin, really. I know my body is hot and I do not feel  there is anything wrong with nudity. However, I heard someone yell  “Put some clothes on bitch before I call the cops.” Of course it was some  stupid cunt.

I’m not only hot, but smart. I ducked into a little candy store. Did my best damsel in distress  for the guy behind the counter. When that didn’t work, I sucked his cock and let him fuck me in the ass. Let this loser bend me over the counter and fuck my ass to help me. It was 60 seconds of  torture for me lol. I’m too hot for little pricks. Desperate times call for desperate measures. In exchange for my mercy fuck, he  gave me a bunch of candy. What the fuck? I need clothes or a phone, not candy. But, I’m resourceful. I  took the candy out of all the pretty pink cellophane wrapping and made a makeshift outfit. A pretty tiny one, but I was no longer butt naked. Now those stuck up bitches could shut the fuck up and let me get across downtown to meet my besties for a much needed cocktail. I may not have had much on, but I rocked my pink cellophane outfit. In fact, folks thought I was a rock star or something when I arrived at the Hard Rock Cafe. They were asking for my autograph and taking pics. And me and my friends drank for free that night. Or maybe they were just fans who caught my naked sprint down Main Street!

 

Leg Fetish Phone Sex with Vinny

After my first divorce, I was dating this black guy who was a body builder. He was obsessed with legs. He liked his women to have really fit and toned legs. Well, I was obsessed with his big beautiful black cock. It was seriously a monster cock, 12.5 inches. I started going to the gym with him and doing whatever I could to get in the kind of shape necessary to keep his attention. I started following the work out and diet plan of this hot female body builder Cori Everson. She had killer legs and a rock hard body and still looked feminine. Well, next thing you know I am competing in amateur female body building shows. Obviously, I will do anything for big black cock!

The BBC that got me into bodybuilding got so turned on before a competition, we started fucking back stage. Folks were all around us too. You’d be surprised to know what goes on back stage at those events. He was caressing my firm tight legs and kissing up and down them. Next thing I know, he has his monster cock out and is laying on a workout bench. He hoists me up and sets me on his lap so I can position his cock between  my thighs. I begin squeezing that huge ass cock and in a matter of minutes he has a huge explosion all over my strong smooth thighs and I feel his hot sticky goo running down my legs. He could fill a bucket with his cum loads.  Time had escaped me, and I heard my name being called. No time to clean up so I just used his jizz to oil my body up. I rubbed his cum all over me to give my muscles that glisten for posing on stage. Sure enough, I placed that competition. 

That show, I remember like it was yesterday, because it started me on my obsession with cum and public fucking. I have long since given up body building; but I will never give up my love for cum baths and an audience watching me get my freak on. And of course, I will never give up my love for big black cock!

Free as a Butterfly: Exhibitionist Phone Sex with Vinny

Ever since I was younger, I have been an exhibitionist. I’d run around naked as a wee lass and always resist any attempts to put clothes on me.  I felt like clothes were constraints. I still feel that way. We are born naked, so naked is our natural state. I love nude beaches. I love public sex and getting naked in places I might get caught. I even enjoy flashing unsuspecting folks. I have a great body and I don’t mind showing it off.  Plus, I think too many people are uptight about sex and human sexuality. The body in its natural form is a beautiful work of art. Our bodies are like butterflies. They blossom as they mature, get more beautiful with age. And we should be free with our bodies like the butterfly. Free to show it off, free to do what feels good, free from all societal constraints, free from judgment…

I am at the beach this week, and although I do visit the nude beach to cock hunt, I love walking up and down the boardwalk flashing people. Sometimes I am just nude under a little jacket or sometimes I am walking around amongst groups of folks of all ages in the tiniest of swimsuits. One that leaves little to the imagination.  Early this morning, I found myself sitting on a park bench overlooking the beautiful ocean. I had just a swim suit cover up on. I got lost in the beauty that surrounded me, and the cover up fell open revealing my hot body. I have toned skin, ample and firm breasts,  in shape legs, and a sweet, smooth pussy. I’m a mature momma, but I look good. I let several passersby stop and gaze at my beauty; some even snapped a picture.

At one point I found myself feeling so free, I rubbed my clit. Right there on the boardwalk.  It wasn’t high traffic time, but there were plenty of early morning joggers who got a hot show! Do you like to masturbate where you might get caught? Enjoy the thought of random folks gazing at your  beautiful naked body? I’m gonna hang out at the beach longer in hopes that I will catch the eye of a well hung stud to fuck. Maybe we will decide to be free as butterflies, and fuck right there on that public bench. Maybe it will be you?

 

Hot phonesex and extreme sports

My friend won a trip to the “Great Down Under” and I was lucky that she decided I should accompany her. On the plane, she had read an article about crocodile bungee-jumping and she told me that she really wanted to see it; I laughed at the excitement in her eyes and told her only a fool would jump in crocodile-infested water. “But we’re not doing it, Lacey. We’re just gonna watch some hunks do it!” she said in her excited voice.

And, she didn’t forget about it; that was one of our first outings after we got settled. The water was murky and we stood on top of a ledge. The jumpers were congregated together, wishing each other luck in their sexy accents. Maybe this experience wouldn’t be too bad, I thought. A couple of them winked at me as they filed in line. We must have looked like doughy-eyed tourists because one particular attractive jumper told me in passing, “If I make it out alive, love, I wanna grab a cold one with you.” “This is so hot!” my friend exclaimed. And, I was beginning to agree with her.

When the attractive native jumped, I felt my heart race. The crocks had begun to get a little agitated at all the flopping into the water. But, he ended up being safe and returned to me. He told me about “death rolls” and all kinds of stuff. After a few stouts, I was feeling even hornier and leaned into him and gave him my bedroom eyes. He smirked and nodded toward the brush. I followed him behind one of the trailers that was set-up for the jumpers; he lifted me like I weighed nothing and slammed me against the wall. I was so turned on that I didn’t care if I was making noise or not; besides, I assumed that everyone was still at the cliff.

He pumped inside of me, my cunt swallowing every inch of his manhood. I bit his shoulder and he laughed, “You’re a little crock, aren’t ya?” He fucked me harder and demanded that I confess to being “a crock.” I screamed it out, begged for him to fuck me. And, when we came, he smirked and looked up. There in the small windows of the trailer were his fellow sportsmen…watching the entire thing!

Last Call Pussy

 

Its 2 am.  The bartender shouts out, “Last call!”  You come up behind me, pull me off the bar stool, hike up my dress and pull my satin panties to the side. You pull out your rigid cock and yell out to the bar, “This slut’s pussy is up for last call!” You ram your cock into my pussy.  I grab onto the bar top to anchor myself against your thrusts. “Yes you little bitch take my cock, you’ve been walking around here like your better than us!” He whispers in my ear.  I look behind me where I see his hips bucking wildly against my pussy.  My eyes widen.  “OH yeah he said all these guys lined up behind me are gonna fuck your pussy to.  We are gonna use that pussy good and hard, you may not be able to walk outta here tonight.” He laughed and with all the other men cheering him on he began brutalizing my pussy, pounding it so hard it hurt.  Then another man walked up to me. “Let’s see those titties.” He said as he grabbed ices cubes from the bartender.  He put them on my nipples, water dripping down my tits.  He smiled and started slapping my tits. “Fuck keep going.” I moaned.  “We knew you were nothing but a little slut.”  He kept using the ice to numb my nipples then slap them around.  “Shit I’m cumming!” the one guy said. He used me like a cum dumpster and dumped his load in me. “Next!” He yelled. Right away another guy was behind me fucking me with all his might.  The guys fucking slapping my titties red was jerking off. He came all over my titties. What a load too.  My pussy was drenched now. Five more men began jerking their cocks off and came all over my body. Slut. Whore. Bitch. That’s what they kept chanting.  “Next!” the other guy yelled as he filled my pussy.  I fucked five guys and had another five jerk off and cum on me.  I’ll be going to that bar more often LOL!

Topless Car Wash with Glenda: Using My Big Natural Sponges for $$$$

I woke up this morning and discovered that I had somehow overdrawn my bank account. I thought to myself, how can I make some fast cash legally? Then I saw myself in the mirror and was like duh Glenda. Use what God gave you. See I have two very natural big money makers. It was a gorgeous sun shining day and perfect for a topless car wash. I quickly posted an ad on Craigslist: “Hooters girl giving topless car washes for charity today only.” Of course the charity is me. I have a few sprawling acres so some privacy and plenty of room for lots of cars. I put on some daisy dukes and a white wife beater with no bra, gathered up some buckets and sponges and some very pretty smelling soap. When I got outside, I was surprised to see a ton of cars already lined up. This wasn’t my first car wash, but looked like advertising it as topless brought a whole new crowd.

I have natural huge sponges that I use to wash cars with-my special signature wash I call it. I offered $50 car washes to watch me wash a car topless using my tits as sponges and $100 for the deluxe treatment which started with me spraying myself with water like I was in a wet-tee shirt contest and washing cars completely naked. And, for $200 men could watch me masturbate on the hood of their car or truck while washing the car with my ass as I sat on sponges. I’d even wax the car with my tits. I called this my “Rose Royce Car Wash Double Deluxe package.” No surprise most of my customers ordered the DD package. I made almost $3,000 dollars today. Not bad for waking up $75 over drawn. Not gonna lie, some of my customers were very hot and got some special treatment: titty fucking my big natural soapy sponges. Any cum that ended up on the car or truck, either got licked up by me, or buffered off with my ass! I love that fact that guys will spend good money just to gaze at my beautiful big curves.

At the car wash, woooh
Talking about the car wash, yeah
Cum on y’all and sing it for me
Car wash, woh, car wash yeah

(Work and work) Well those boys never seem to stop cumming
(Work and work) Keep those waxin’ machines humming
(Work and work) My titties on your bone
(Work and work) Keep it up, I can’t wait till it’s time to go fucking

Do you need a special double deluxe package today? I can’t seem to stop playing with my pussy and sucking on my titties. Obviously, I need to masturbate some more. Sure those guys got to watch me, but you can always hear me!!!

And The Winner Is

So the girls and I had a day trip planned to  a local water park. Before we got there we decided to make a little wager.  Who ever could get the most pictures of dicks by the end of the day had to pay for a seafood dinner and drinks for every one at the end of the day. There were five of us so that was not a small price to pay.  Of course I have the biggest tits out of all of us. Getting a guy to show me his dick is the easiest thing in the world for me. All I have to say is “Show me your cock and let me take a picture of it and I will show you my tits and let you touch them or suck one, your choice” I had no clue what tactic they were going to use but I knew I was going to use the tits to get what I wanted just like I always do! We hit that water park and all the men there like gang busters! The men there must have been wondering what was going on when all these different girls were trying to get them to show their dicks and let them take pictures. To be sure we all hit at least 20 of the same guys over the course of the day! By the end of the night it was a close call I have to admit, but at the end of the day what man can refuse a chance to see, touch or suck these big old double J’s in exchange for showing me his cock and letting me snap a picture of it? I may not be a little girl but  these tits are a deal that no man can refuse.