When a dick shoots your eye from a big pizza pie, that’s amore….
When my friends invited me out to eat at the pizza parlor I knew something was up when I saw the sign that said closed on the door.
The joint is owned by the Uncle of one of my buddies. A horny old fucker that is always trying to get me to give him a piece of ass.
They got me inside and sat me at a booth handing me a drink right away. Despite me asking over and over again what was going on, all they did was laugh and joke.
After a couple of drinks I confessed that I hadn’t eaten dinner because we were coming here and I knew I would be eating the best fucking pizza pie in town. I needed to get something in my stomach because the drinks were going to my head fast!
My friend went in the kitchen to check on the progress of dinner before coming out and letting me know that my pie was on it’s way.
True to their word a pie arrived with the added bonus of her uncle’s big fat dick sticking out of the middle.
Now this is how you eat a pizza pie!
Come to find out one of them heard that it was National Pie Month and decided to put his own twist on that for some hot and kinky fun, just like I like it, cum slut style!
I have the best friends ever! Pull up a chair and have a piece of my pie!
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That’s Amore
Strong and Silent
It was one of the hottest things I have ever done.I can’t believe he let me do it. I have been there many times while he was working. He gets me in free and I can spend the entire day wondering around and enjoying the sites. This time however they were closed and he let me get up close and personal while he took pictures. There was something very hot about being photographed naked with all the creatures of the zoo. But the one beast that really turned me on was the mighty elephant. Standing next to this majestic beast, naked and vulnerable, touching his large tusk and sensing the quiet strength of him was really fucking hot. When we got done taking pictures and I got home I couldn’t help but think of how that one moment made me feel. I found an old worn piece of leather that reminded me of the feel of his skin and began to rub it over my tits making my nipples rise. As my pussy got wetter I began fingering myself. Harder and faster until my hand was soaked with cum. Licking it off I knew I would call him and set up another after hours photo shoot.
Happy Ground Hog Day: Let My Cock Cast a Shadow on Your Face!
I have a Groundhog Day ritual I have been practicing for a few years now. I hate winter. I have too hot of a body to cover up. Don’t you agree? I’m from Pennsylvania, so every year I travel to Punxsutawney for the festivities. I get a hotel overlooking where Phil makes his appearance. The day before official Ground Hog Day, I pick up a guy in the hotel to fuck. I make sure he stays the night with me. I love fucking on balconies in the morning as the sun is rising. Makes it really hot if there is an audience, and the morning of Ground Hog Day, there always is!
You see, if my ten inch cock casts a shadow on the face of the dude I am about to skull fuck, I know Phil will not see his shadow, which means a shorter winter. My cock is big and thick, and should cast a shadow at sunrise over any guy’s face. My cock casts the shadow instead of Phil. It was working until today! I had a young stud on the balcony this morning sucking my huge cock. The sun was shining even though it was freezing out. Now I’ve been cold before, but never had shrinkage. I don’t ever get turtle syndrome. My stud was sucking the hell out of my rod too, but no matter how I positioned myself, no cock shadow this year.
I knew what that meant. Six more weeks of winter. Sure enough Phil saw his shadow since I did not and cinched what I already knew. I gave up on trying to keep winter at bay, and took my stud into my hotel room to fuck in the warmth. We got a steamy shower going, and I fucked his tight ass against the shower wall. Gave him a big load of cum. If I am going to have to hide my hot ass for six more weeks, I am going to spend winter in bed, fucking. No better way to stay warm than with a hard cock in your ass or mouth. Body heat is the best kind of heat around.
Join me in staying warm for the next six weeks. I’ll give you all the hot loads of warm cum you can handle! Let my massive hard on cast a shadow on your face. Happy Ground Hog Day!
Glenda’s Big Tit Photos Lead to an Escort Job
I know I have big tits. They have been bringing me all sorts of attention and privileges since I was a school girl with DDs. But the other day was the first time, someone, well a complete stranger, paid me to pose for some big tit photos. He offered me $500 cash to just snap a few pictures of my big natural boobies with his camera phone. Apparently he is a breast man. I thought it kind of sexy that a random stranger would pay me money to show him my tits.
I gave him a little striptease show right there at the park! I felt like such an exhibitionist. I was enjoying posing for him, playing with my boobs as he snapped pics. When he was done, he gave me his business card. Turns out he is owns an escort service. I never really thought that a chubby girl like me could be an escort. I figured all escorts look like porn stars. He told me he was building his fuller figured selection of girls. Apparently many guys request chubby cuties and he doesn’t have enough to meet the demand.
I know what an escort does. I never thought of myself as the type to fuck for money, but he said I could easily make a couple grand a day, maybe more, plus get wined and dined at the best places. Not going to lie, my pussy got wet just thinking about being a full figured escort.
How much would you pay for an evening with me? I have no taboos, love to fuck and I can take big cock in any of my holes!
Tease and Denial Phone Sex with Brooklyn
Earlier this week, I was stranded in traffic for over an hour. A bad accident had me at a standstill. Luckily for me, there was a handsome stranger in the SUV next to me. I decided to tease him. Started with flashing my boobs. He was shifting around and giving me gestures to suggest he wanted to see more of me. Before long, I was naked, with my legs spread and toying with my pussy to drive him wild. I was hoping he would show me his cock. He was teasing me as much as I was teasing him. Traffic started moving, but I wanted to see his damn cock. I wrote my number on my hand and held it up for him.
He texted me within minutes. Gave me his condo address. I drove there instead of going home. I had a wet pussy and I wanted fucked. He was so tall; I knew his cock would be big. When we got inside his apartment, we went right into his bedroom. I gave him a show on his bed. I couldn’t take it any longer. I begged him to fuck me. When he unzipped his pants I saw a hard cock, but a pathetically average one at that. I couldn’t fuck him. He saw the look on my face. He asked me what was wrong. I explained that for his height I was just expecting more. He was maybe 5 inches hard. Like many men I have sadly encountered, he thought 5 inches was more than enough to make me feel good.
I had to put him in his place. I denied that cock. No way was 5 inches enough for me. I pulled out my dildo that is always in my purse and made him watch as I fucked myself with it. My dildo was 9 inches and coke bottle thick. He kept trying to stroke his dick. I told him if he was a good boy I would take care of him, but ladies cum first. Of course I was lying. I don’t waste my time with inadequate equipment. I made my cunt cum hard watching him squirm. I made him suck my dildo clean. His cock was hard, his balls blue. I told him to lay on the bed, I just had to freshen up.
I imagine he realized what has going on when he heard the door shut. I left him alone, frustrated, with cum filled balls. Not my problem. If you don’t have the minimum 8 inches of thick meat I need, I will tease and deny you too.
A Night To Remember
Don’t you ever take a minute and wonder what I fantasize about? So many of my caller’s lust after me but none never ask what I like. Well I want to let you in on a special secret on what I fantasize about. There is this one hunk I
lust for ever night. A certain task force Captain from the hot TV show Chicago PD. I wish I could be right with him through his every move. I’d wear the sluttiest naughty outfit. I would just lay myself across his desk sticking whatever is handy inside of me. When he would come in I’d lay back and masturbate to his presence. I would guide his hand to my clit and have him rub it till I came. I want him to desire my dripping wet pussy and take me out and throw me on his police car and fuck me like a convict. Yeah baby slap those cuffs on me. Fuck me with that night stick. I bet all the men who pass by would get hard watching him treat me like a slut right there in the open. I’d be his own personal badge bunny. Doesn’t that make you horny? I bet it does.
Slippery When Wet
Sometimes I just like to fuck in the rain. I love the storm brewing all around me like the storm that brews inside me. Getting soaked to the skin while the thunder booms like the blood pumping in my ears and the lightening lights up the sky. Letting the storm build with me until I squirt cum all over the cock inside me and beg for the next big dick to take me in the pouring rain! They are lined up on the porch watching me crawl towards them and begging them for more. I need animal, primal fucking like the bitch in heat that I am. I can see their hard dicks, some still in their pants, some in their hands and some in the mouths of my sisters. Each one will be inside me before the storm is over and each one will be covered in my pussy juice and the cum of the one that came before him. Being slippery when wet is about so much more then squirting thick milky cum for that huge cock that throbs inside of me. It is more then crawling in the rain like an animal. Cum find out what primitive lust is all about.
The Perfect Date
The Perfect Date
You are so tall; I would have to climb up on a step ladder to look you in the eye. But the place you belong to look up at me is on your knees. You ask me what the perfect date is. It starts with you making reservations at my favorite restaurant and surprising me with a bottle of expensive wine. As we are sipping wine and enjoying a pricey meal on your dime, you slip your shoe off and start to rub your foot all over my sopping wet pussy under the table. I occasionally adjust myself to accommodate your toes and gentle massaging, I lean back and stare at you while sipping a glass of wine and edge me into a constant state arousal. We chit chat and talk. You stop foot fucking me as we start dessert. Towards the end, you give me one of many pieces of jewelry to show your appreciation of the hot piece of ass that lets you fuck her. It’s a bracelet, tasteful but with large enough diamonds for it to be noticed from across the room. This is the goal, being seen with a woman like me that is quickly noticed from across the room by everyone. I know your cock is hard, and more than anything you want to sink yourself all that way up my ass. But you still haven’t earned it. It’s still early and you have so much more pleasing to do for me yet.
We skip the movie; I tell you it sounded boring and stifle a yawn. Instead you take me to this scenic spot in the park where we can see a foggy view of the city next to the river and bridge. You go down on me there, in full view for anyone to watch if they happen to be crossing the east side of the bridge. We attract a couple of on lookers, I’m certain I see one holding their phone and recording my back arching and thighs locked on either side of your head. Nothing would please me more than if a cop came by and ticketed us (which you would pay for, of course). Watching you give them your information while your mouth is glistening with my pussy juices would be the high light of my evening.
Finally we stumble into my apartment after we make a few stops at a couple hipster pubs on the way. We are both nice and tipsy. We play our favorite game; you get on your knees and beg me to let you fuck me. I act disinterested, play on my phone while lying naked on the couch. I rub my nipples and stomach as you plead with me. I order you to rub your cock for me, show me how hard you can get. I force you to bring yourself to the point of cumming, and then scream at you to stop! When I finally just want your cock inside of me I spread my legs with a smile and purr at what a good boy you are. You spill your load inside of me and it drips out and leaks all over my labia. I hold your heaving body for a bit and stroke your hair, telling you what a good boy you are.
Fat is Where It’s At: Glenda’s Big Butt Carwash
Have you heard the news? Guys like big butts and all you fellas can’t deny….. In fact guys like big butts, big tits and big girls. So much so, we now have a new site celebrating big beautiful hotties: BBW Phone Freaks. I have known fat is where it’s at all my life. I have always been a fuller figured girl. In fact, I capitalize on my curves. My friends and I recently held a Big Butt Car Wash for charity. I have lots of curvalicious friends.
It’s still warm where I live and we wanted to raise money for homeless pets so we put on our bikinis, soaped up our big beautiful bodies and went to work. Skinny bitches were all wishing they were hot like us. Cars were pulling over left and right. In fact, I had to call up some of my BBW Phone Freak hotties to come down and help. So many men love big butts and big tits.
Now originally, the plan was just to wash cars the old fashioned way, while displaying our ample attributes. But guys literally wanted a big butt car wash. So we soaped up our big round assess, hopped up on the hood of some cars like we were in a Whitesnake video, and washed cars with our hot asses. We twerked while we worked. Guys were jacking their cocks to us as our asses acted like big squeegees. So, we had to clean the inside windows of a few cars too. I used my tongue as a sponge.
Other cars started pulling over immediately to get some big butt action. My ass washed jeeps, BMWs, and old beater cars. Guys from all walks of life were paying top dollar to have their cars washed by curvy chicks. Many offered extra money for a private twerk session on their cock, a titty fuck, even blowjobs. None of us had issue with putting forth a little extra effort in the name of charity. I love cum on my titties. I love cum anywhere. And as a sexy BBW, there is more of me to cum on!
We made over 5 grand for homeless puppies. That is the most we have ever raised doing one of our charity car washes. That’s a testament to the power of big beautiful women. If you understand beauty comes in all shapes and sizes, check out my other voluptuous vixens on our new site, BBW Phone Sex Freaks.
We All Thought He Was A Sissy
He has never made a secret about the fact that he loves to wear girls panties. He will tell you without batting an eye that the way they feel excites him. He will tell you that just the feel of the material rubbing against his cock when he walks that he can’t control the hard on he gets. He will tell you that the way they fit is so much more comfortable then mens underwear, no matter the style, including boxers. In fact if you let him, he will go on and on about the pros and cons of it all.
So we always just thought he was a sissy. None of us would ever think about fucking him, In fact it was a common joke amongst the girls that he must have a little cock to fit in a pair of chicks underwear.
We got drunk last week and I lost a bet and the pay off is sleeping with our local panty wearing sissy.
I wanted to get this shit over with so last night was the night I bit the bullet.
You know that saying never judge a book by it’s cover? Man is that true. When he took off his pants and had on those sheer red bikinis and they outlined his hard dick, I think my chin hit the floor.
I heard the gang gasp from their hiding place and by the smirk on his face, he did too.
He grabbed me like Tarzan and crushed my body to him, kissing me so hard that he took my breath away and my cunt was wet before the kiss ended.
Breathless from the kiss and the feel of that thick and long, hard cock in his panties up against my belly.
I started to undress and he yanked my arms behind me holding them in one hand like a vice and ripping my clothes off with the other before shoving me on the bed and snatching my legs open, burying his face.
A girl had to have taught him this, because he was licking me like a woman would, hitting all the right spots and all the right places.
Just as I was about to explode, he stood up, looking down into my eyes. Grabbing his panties he ripped them off and that dick sprang to life for the first time.
Hovering over me and positioning himself above me his mouth came down on me hard again.
I could taste my pussy on his lips and tongue and then he slammed into me hard. biting my lips as I let out a scream of pleasure.
He held himself in me deep before he finished us both off.
He only fucked me for 15 minutes tops before we both exploded, but it was the hottest fuck I have ever had.
He may be a panty wearing man and we may label that a sissy, but in bed he is a fucking beast!















