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Double Panty Surprise with Sexy Shemales Carla and Avery

My best friend and fellow chick with a dick, Avery and I had blast this weekend with this hot Latino boy we picked up Friday at a club. He thought he was going to be in a FFM threesome, not a MMM one! Well the only thing male about Avery and I are our big dicks. We love catching guys off guard with our panty surprises. Well this boy thought he was God’s gift to women. He was at the club buying us bottles of Patron tequila, telling us we were goddesses that needed to be worshiped and spoiled. He is some big music mogul in town for the holidays. Grew up outside of Pittsburgh but lives in LA now.

We let him lavish us with attention and expensive booze. We dirty danced with him on the dance floor. Avery and I even locked lips a few times giving him that girl on girl action guys go wild to see. At closing time, he called his limo to pick us up and took us back to his hotel. He had a Penthouse suite at the Omni Hotel, which over looked the Three Rivers. Amazing view. He even brought out some high end party supplies fresh from Cuba he said. Now I don’t do coke regularly, but when I am partying like a rock star, it just adds to the mood. Avery did a line off his nice fat cock.

We got down on our knees together and sucked his cock. Worshiped it is a more accurate description. He kept telling us how he could not wait to lick our sweet pussies. Avery and I looked at each other and simultaneously pulled our panties off revealing our nice throbbing cocks. Don’t know if it was the coke or if he just didn’t give a fuck, but he was not phased in the slightest. His turn to worship our cocks. Pretty sure Juan Carlo has sucked a few rods in his life before because he could suck the chrome off a doorknob.  We took turns on who got sucked. He sucked Avery off as he fucked my ass. Then he sucked me off as he fucked her tight backdoor pussy. Then we took turns fucking his ass. His ass was mighty tight, so maybe we were his first cocks.

We fucked each other all night long. I swear between him and Avery, I swallowed about 8 loads of jizz. I’m a cum slut. She is too. And pretty sure we turned Juan Carlo into a cock loving jizz junkie too. He says he is gonna fly us out to LA after the first of the year. Thinks we would be a hit at his big music industry parties. Guess he thinks our panty surprises will be as big of a hit as his next discovery.

Would you be pleasantly surprised by our raging hard cocks or would you run away screaming like a frightened turtle?

Adult Phone Chat with Vinny: Let’s Talk About BBC

Let’s have some adult phone chat about big black cock. Everything you white boys have been hearing is the truth. There is no myth about BBC. Black cock is simply bigger and better in every way. Any guy who tries to tell you it’s just hype, is lying to you and themselves because they cannot handle the reality that they are just either pathetically average or a tiny dick loser. Black is beautiful. Black is where it’s at. Once you go black you don’t go back. Black is best. I know these things to be true because I have been a black cock loving whore since I was a school girl.

I can talk about white dick. Sadly, I have had my share of small white dick. If we are talking openly, being honest here, I can tell you that a white dick rarely stuffs a pussy. A white dick rarely stays hard AFTER it’s cum. We all know Viagra was NOT created for the black cock, but because of it. White dick is the only dick that struggles to get up and off on a regular basis. White dick doesn’t believe woman can squirt and claims the female G-spot is a myth because it’s not big or thick enough to encounter either. Everything under the sun seems to effect a white dick: stress, blood pressure, weight, booze, drugs, lack of sleep, illness…all of which are impervious to the big black cock. You will never hear a gal complain that a white cock stretched her cunt out or that she has to sit on a bag of frozen peas because a white dick pounded her till it hurt so good. A white dick often needs 24 hours recovery time for round two, whereas a black dick maybe needs two minutes.

Face it men, black cock is the shit. A black man will always be the best man in your girl’s bedroom. If you truly care for her, you will want her to have the sexual satisfaction she deserves. The satisfaction you likely can’t give her. It is okay, I am here to help you give HER what she needs, what she wants, even if she doesn’t realize it yet. I am in my 40s, with over 20 years experience as a big black cock loving whore. There is nothing more I enjoy talking about than BBC. I’m also here for you bi-curious boys who want to get some of that big black cock on the side. If a well hung black bull can make me weak in the knees, why can’t it do the same to you? I understand that “dark” desire you have and I am happy to be you BBC sex therapist.

I am the BBC expert guys. I can help you understand why black is better. I can school you into getting your wife on board the BBC train. I can even help you enjoy some black cock too. Or I can simply share some of my black cock experiences from the romantic to the hardcore, and everything in between. Let’s talk about big black cock!

Queen of the Queers Sissy Fairy Fag Spreading Holiday Cheer and Giggles

I feel sissy, oh so faggy
I feel pansy and dickless and gay
And I pity any fairy who isn’t owned by a Goddess tonight

I feel pretty, oh so pretty
It’s so sissy how pretty I feel
I’m so sissy that I hardly believe that I’m real

See the sissy girl in that mirror there
Who can that fairy fag be
Such a pretty face, such a sissy dress
Such a girly smile, such a faggy me

I feel stunning and entrancing
Feel like prancing and dancing for joy
For I’m owned by my pretty, wonderful Queen

Look at Goddess Levi’s precious little Sissy Fairy Fag? Pathetic beyond words, right?  As much as I want to shame this silly dickless little girl, I have to give her some props for her charitable heart. She clearly is ALL girl. She spread Christmas joy to the elderly recently with little holiday goody bags. She was Santa’s Fairy elf.  I do love a sissy with a heart. I mean she can’t give back in the sack right? I’m sure Santa has not even seen a package as small as hers, so it is a good thing it’s hidden under all her ruffles and frills.

Personally, I think she is the Queen of Sissy Fairy Fags. My sissies have someone to aspire to be. Goddess Levi’s Sissy Fairy Fag is so pretty in her lace and frills. I can just hear the laughter of the men and women in that old folks home as she skipped and pranced around spreading holiday joy. We all know she spread laughter and pity too. And, I bet she spread her little back door pussy too. She is a total whore, a real sissy slut.

Join me in making fun of the Queen Queer. Trust me nothing YOU do could be more sissy and faggy than what she does. Dresses up like Shirley Temple, sings little ditties, skips and prances and preens, sits in poopy panties and all in public for our amusement. Bet you don’t feel so faggy now for sucking cock and taking a load of jizz up your ass do you? You will never be as pathetic nor as queer as Sissy Fair Fag.

Random Enounter with an Ex: Tranny Surprise

Right out of school, before I decided to transform myself into the beautiful goddess I am today, I tried just being a gay man. I had a secret boyfriend. Not because I was ashamed or embarrassed but because he was too concerned with what others thought. You know the type. School jock, most popular boy in school… Would tarnish his all American image if folks knew he liked to get fucked in the ass. I have always embraced my sexuality so that relationship didn’t last long. Being Tom’s dirty little secret actually gave me the impetus I needed to transform myself. I was a girl trapped in a man’s body anyway. Look at me? Nothing manly about me, well expect for my hard cock!

I have not seen or thought about Tom in years until I spotted him today at the mall while I was holiday shopping. “I wonder if he would recognize me now,” I thought? I approached him. Blank look when I said we went to school together. He had no clue I use to fuck his ass in the back of his Dad’s Ranger. He agreed to lunch with me. I noticed a ring on his finger and thought his poor wife is probably clueless he likes to have big cock rammed up his asshole.

After a couple hours of chit chat and catching up, I invited him to my place. He was more than willing. He thought I was some girl from school he just couldn’t remember because I use to be a wallflower. I mean I have changed quite a bit since those school days! He was about to remember me though. As soon as we were in the elevator going up to my loft we started kissing. I have this special tongue trick that always drove him wild. At that moment he knew we had kissed before, but still no idea who I was! Once we entered my loft, I went right down on my knees and sucked his cock. He was having trouble containing himself. I have mad cocksucking skills and they have only improved over the years.

I slid a finger up his ass and started to pleasure his prostate, which any guys loves if they just relax enough to let their partner do it. I had him right on the edge of cumming when he begged to fuck me. This was going to be epic, I told myself. When he ripped off all my clothes and saw my throbbing ten inch cock, he knew exactly who I was and fell to his knees like the cocksucking faggot he was so many years ago. Once a cocksucker, always a cocksucker. He was too into the heat of the moment to say much else but, “Fuck my ass.” Which, I gladly did. His ass was just as tight as it was when we were in school. Just this time we got to fuck in a bed.  I deposited the largest load of spunk I have left in a man’s ass in a long time. I think the thrill of surprising him with my transformation made me extra horny.

Of course he is still closeted.  He trolls the adult bookstores and public parks late at night for some occasional cock, much like a vampire trolls for blood, to keep his cravings under control. He suggested I be his weekly secret and I told him to step out of the closet its almost 2015. I won’t be his dirty little secret, but I will be yours. Are you on the down low? Trolling for random gay encounters? Thinking of cock as you fuck your wife? Blaming stress and high blood pressure on your lack of a hard on with chicks? If yes to any of those questions, then you need me. Consider me your sex therapist. I can satisfy your cock cravings while saving your bogus relationship!

Tranny Locker Room Lolita

I go to the gym several times a week. This small little local gym I belong to understands I am a special girl and they allow me to use the girls’ locker room. Even though I have a dick, I identify more with my female side. Today, however, I was feeling particularly masculine after a workout. I decided to shower with the boys. It was crowded too. I walked right in, dropped my towel and hopped in the group shower. All eyes were on me. Just the reaction I was hoping for. In fact you could say I got a rise out of a few of the guys. None of the guys in that locker room seemed to realize that I was a chick with a dick. They knew now.

My cock was rock hard. I love attention. I was not the only one hard. I felt like a Locker Room Lolita. I got on my knees and sucked off 5 guys. I deep throated each one of their cocks. Balls deep I believe is what it is called. I swallowed every load of cum that was shot down my throat too. Steam was all around me, I was wet from the shower water and I had a mouth full of yummy spunk.  I was all set to call it a day and clean myself up when a super well hung guy stepped out of the bathroom. He was like, “Not so soon pretty lady. I want my turn.” He came up to me, pushed me down on his anaconda and skull fucked me until my eyes almost popped out of my socket. He shot one of the largest loads of jizz I have ever swallowed.

I was a little cum dump tranny in that locker room today and I loved it. I might have to shower in the boys room more often.

Office Holiday Party Circle Jerk

My office holiday party this year got WILD! My boss had these Latin studs serving us drinks. Well we all had one too many drinks and before long a few of us girls thought we were at a Chippendale’s show instead of an office party. We were shoving money in their pants, chanting “Show us your cocks.” Sure enough, they whipped them out. They started a circle jerk. Some of guys in the office joined in. Seeing those big cocks being stroked made my cunt wet.  I often have black studs standing around me circle jerking on my face, but this was first time I saw a bunch of guys jacking off in front of a mixed group of people who were all clothed.

Normally, I am the biggest office slut. But more than one co-worker was on their knees in front of them hoping to get a face full of jizz before me. Guys and girls too. I work with some greedy cum whores.  I joined in on the party fun. I figured out of all of them, I was likely the only one with real circle jerk experience. I didn’t need to be drunk to get wild with some cum filled cock and balls. I showed them how to be true cum sluts. I instructed them to take off all their clothes, lay down on the floor and let the cum flow over their faces and bodies. I am a black bukkake gal, so I was egging those Latin Lotharios on.  Telling them to shoot their jizz all over our faces.

The holiday office party turned into an office orgy. Turns out our hired help went both ways. They fucked the girls and a couple willing guys too. I never knew my co-workers got freaky. Made me feel good to know I was not the only huge cock loving cum dumpster in the place. I went into the kitchen got some glasses and had the boys circle jerk their loads right in the cups so we could all toast to the best office holiday party ever.

A Christmas Wish

This Christmas my amazing guy wanted to have a special gift. 

He wanted to watch me fuck another woman. 

I told him no way in hell I was going fuck another bitch or eat her pussy or even let her touch me. 

But that was all a trick. 

I set it up with one of my sexy girlfriends. 

She was totally down but she did not want my guy to touch her. 

She was all about pussy, which made me excited about it.

I knew I was going to cum buckets all over the place! 

We set up to have a bath together and wait for my guy to come home. 

There were candles and beer leading him to the bathroom. 

When he go there he found the two of us washing each other. 

It was so sexy to watch his eyes light up as she ate my pussy.

BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: Bra Shopping

I was at Victoria Secret getting fitted for a bra. At many lingerie specialty stores you can get a bra tailor made to fit you. The sales lady was really hot too. We were in a fitting room together and when I saw her reaction to my natural big breasts, I got turned on. She cupped each breast, lifted them up, caressing them to get the tape measure under my rib cage. She told me my breast were lovely.  She added it was refreshing to feel real ones.

I did something impulsive and kissed her. Not sure what made me do that. I consider myself straight, but she was wicked hot and I was just so turned on by the way she handled my boobs. She kissed back. She slid down my body, sucking on each tit, and finding a place for her finger in my pussy. It was soaking wet. She fingered me to an intense orgasm, then sucked her fingers dry of my juice. I pushed her against the three way window, got down on my knees and pulled her panties to the side so I could lick her juicy slit. She was as wet as I was. She got so turned on, her long legs  braced again the wall of the fitting room. I put my hands on her ass and pushed her cunt into my face. Before long she was shaking and trembling from her intense cum.

We walked out of the dressing room with sheepish grins on our faces, smelling of pussy. I wondered if people knew. I didn’t really care if they did, but it was hot thinking they might. I got some new sexy lingerie, got fitted for a bra, ate a pretty pussy and got finger banged. My kind of shopping trip.

Let Me Be Your First Cock

I consider myself a woman, but I still have some male instincts I guess. I love the outdoors. Hiking, white river rafting, camping, cross country skiing… And the Fall is the best season to enjoy the outdoors. Last weekend, I decided to go camping. The intent was to go solo, do some hiking in the day time and at night, in my tent, listen to nature, relax and maybe even read a book or two. Masturbate under the stars.

My alone time changed when I caught the fancy of a rugged park ranger.  He wore one of those sexy Smokey the Bear hats like Pharrell does in that cute Happy video. He was worried about a pretty girl camping in the woods all by herself. So sweet and old fashioned. He came by my tent the first night to check on me. Of course I invited him in for drinks. I had a couple bottles of wine with me.

I am a sucker for a gentleman, and he was a sucker for a pretty face. As soon as he kissed me, he pitched his own tent in his pants. I love getting guys hard. Especially unsuspecting ones. Very rarely do any leave once they discover my pleasant present. My sexy ranger was no different. After I sucked his hard cock, he went down to eat my pussy, saw my throbbing cock instead, and said, “Well, how do I know unless I try.” He went right down on my cock and as a newbie, swallowed all ten inches until my balls were against his chin.

I let him fuck my ass. It was his first time with a cock. He fucked me good too. Shot a big load of jizz in my ass. Better than starting a fire to stay warm. I’ll take hot cum up my ass any day over a fire. He came back every night I was in that tent too. The last night he let me take his ass for the first time.  It was tight. I love a tight ass. A virgin ass is even better. Once a straight man has my cock in his ass, he doesn’t look at pussy the same way again.

Let me be your first cock!

Fall Is Time For Hunting

The leaves are changing colors and dropping from the trees. Animals are foraging for food and preparing to hunker down for the winter. Hunters are dressed in camouflage with their manly guns, hunting for meat like cave men.
It is a very primitive time of year. And very erotic in a way.
Some friends of mine that enjoy the sport of hunting invited me on a hunting trip last week. Laughing hysterically I told them I don’t know how to shoot a gun nor could I ever kill a living creature.
They told me not to worry I could sit at the hunting cabin, enjoy the peace and quiet of the woods, as long as I made sure they had dinner when they got home from the hunt.
After thinking about it I agreed, and I am glad I did!
I spent my days reading, listening to the radio and sitting out side in the open jerking my cock that seemed to stay hard more then normal out there in nature.
It was fun making sure the manly men were fed and taken care of in the evenings. And I liked sitting around the fire with them listening to the stories of the day and drinking beer.
On the very last day of our trip, one of them came in early and there I was, eyes closed sitting outside, cock in hand beating my meat hard and fast.
I felt someone looking at me but I was to far gone to stop, look or care.
When I finally blew my load and opened my eyes there he was with his dick in his hand.
He came to me and told me that he had never had the guts to approach me and that inviting me was his idea. He knew this was his last chance to come to me and tell me what he had always wanted.
I took him by the hand and led him inside. By the cabin fire I kissed him gently working my way down to his throbbing cock. Taking it into my mouth and working my magic, my dick got hard again as his body responded.
I sat back and asked him what he wanted to experience. I told him not to speak it to just lead me and I would follow.
Tentatively he put his mouth on my dick. I knew he had never sucked a dick before. But he mimicked what I did to him and he was fabulous.
He looked at me and asked if it would be OK if he stopped before I came. He wanted to feel me inside him and he wanted to be inside me.
I was delighted and took him gently, licking his tight virgin ass before stroking him as I eased in. He responded by rocking back against me and moaning. His desire brought me to orgasm quickly and before I knew it he was inside me fucking me with all the passion he had pent up.
He came deep inside me and kissed me hard, thanking me.
We laid on the blanket in each others arms for a while before cleaning each other up and cooking dinner together.
I guess my hunter bagged a deer on this trip. Just not a four legged one, a three legged one.