I do not like small dick humiliation because I like big tit fucking and small dicks cannot deliver that. I do not know how you think you can fuck my big tits if you have anything less than an 8-inch dick. Last night, I was in a bar with a few friends and this older man hit on me. I love older men. He was a fan of my boobs. I had them on display to attract attention. I assumed if I showed off my 44 EEs, men would know they needed something big to win my attention. I thought this older man still had a working hard cock and I ditched my friends to take him home. We had some wine back at my place, and he excused himself to the bathroom. After twenty minutes, I went looking for him. He was in my bedroom trying on my panties! A criminal defense attorney in town was prancing around my bedroom in my red panties like Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs. Suddenly, my plans for some titty fucking action were out the window. I demanded my panties back. I just wanted him gone. No way he had the kind of cock that could survive my tits. A man who plans to fuck a sexy BBW he picks up in a bar, does not go back to her place and try on her panties. And that is when it hit me. He was NO man. I laughed hysterically. He had nothing but a clit stick. Sure, with his age there would be some shrinkage, but my guess was he never had anything a woman wanted in the first place. Girls want something they can feel. I pulled out my cell phone and snapped several pictures to capture his short comings. He pleaded with me not to expose him. I explained he outed himself raiding my panty drawer and I tossed him the panties back. I treated him like I would one of my sissy phone sex callers. I had him prance around like a silly fairy singing little songs. His face turned red from embarrassment. He had yet to experience true shame. My time is precious. Since it was clear I was not getting fucked, I turned him into my maid since my night was ruined. He did my laundry, cleaned my house, and washed my car. At least the night was not a total loss.
