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April Fools Carla Style

Tranny Phone SexBeing the luscious tranny that I am, over the years I have developed a wonderful and exciting April Fools surprise that pleases me and most of those who have experienced it with me. Many years ago I decked myself out in my prettiest tightest little dress and stiletto boots and hit a bar where I was not known by anyone. I picked up on a very handsome young stud and took him home with me. He thought he had struck gold when I asked him to come with me, he couldn’t contain his excitement and his cock instantly rose creating a huge bulge in his tight jeans.

As soon as we got to my place we had a couple of drinks, I made his stronger than mine of course. I wanted to make sure he was going to be totally into his April Fools surprise! He slammed his drinks and got extremely tipsy to say the least. I invited him upstairs to my bedroom and he smiled from ear to ear. He knew he was going to get fucked, he just had no idea as to how good it was really going to be. I unzipped his jeans to release his cock and took off his pants and went to work with my mouth getting him so horny he could barely handle it.

When I could tell he was about to shoot his hot wad of cum into my mouth I pulled my skirt up, flipped him over, shoved my cock in his tight  little ass and began stroking his cock with my hand. He struggled hard at first but before long was pumping and grinding on my rock hard cock and I could tell he was truly enjoying his Aprils Fools surprise. We both had the ultimate orgasms and fucked each other in the ass on and off all night long! To this day we are still friends and over the years I have made many new friends on April Fools Day, including the new friend I made last night using my same technique. I Love April Fools Day, don’t you?

I Maid His Day On April Fools

The ad read:
Maid wanted. Must be willing to cook, clean, do windows, do the shopping, keep track of special occasions within my family and make sure gifts are purchased, wrapped and delivered, and be willing to wear a special uniform while performing house hold duties. Must have an open mind. Position pays well for the right candidate.

Of course I had to go apply for this position, the whole thing had peaked my interest and my imagination had my cock standing erect and dripping pre-cum.
I called the number and made an appointment for an interview while jerking my dick with one hand and taking down information with the other. (multitasking will be important with this position, I have a feeling).
The next day I picked out a very attractive, very short, very form fitting black dress and headed out to my interview. The gentleman looking for assistance lived in a nice home and it was evident that money was not an object. It was also evident that he was not overly attractive and had the personality of a wet rag, so he was likely single. He made no bones about what would be expected and how well I would be paid for my domestic services. It was also obvious that he found me acceptably attractive.
I got the job and started immediately. He gave me my “maid uniform” which was a skimpy little number that looked fabulous on me!.
I watched him as he watched me all day long cleaning, bending over and teasing him endlessly. A couple of times I caught him rubbing his dick while he was watching me.
After dinner he told me to clean up and put on the out fit in the bathroom and meet him in his bed room before I would be dismissed for the night. In the bathroom I found a smoking hot red and black lingerie set with stockings, guarder and red fuck me pumps. Smiling I put the outfit on and went to his room.
After one of the hottest make out sessions complete with passionate kissing, hard titty sucking and a blow job that had him ready to blow his load, he asked me to get undressed for him.
I knew this could go bad but I was so fucking horny I got undressed with out thinking. When I turned around to face him, my huge cock bouncing in front of me, I smiled sweetly and said “April Fools”. A smile came over his face and he said “I was about to say the same thing” as he pulled the covers back revealing his four inch cock that was standing straight up.
Fuck it, I went for it and  found out what he didn’t have in his pants he made up for with his mouth and my huge cock in his tight ass “maid” his day!

Hot Sex in the Springtime!

Tranny Phone SexToday was such a beautiful day out and I am so glad Spring is finally here! Anyone that knows me at all knows I love to fuck outside every chance I get. I knew when I woke this morning I was going to fuck someone outside today, the weather was perfect for it. Plus I had a boner from hell and I didn’t want it to go to waste, that would be a shame, don’t you think so too? So I called my friend and asked if he would like to join me for brunch on my patio and he said he could be over in thirty minutes or so.

So I jumped up and showered really quickly, put on some sexy panties, fishnets and heels. Fixed my makeup and hair and ran down stairs to the kitchen and threw together some breakfast, fresh fruit, blueberry pancakes, bacon, and of course a pitcher of Mimosa’s to set the mood. Just as I was setting the food out on the patio table my doorbell rings. I hurried and placed everything out and ran to open the door. I think I took my friends breath away the moment he looked at me! I was so happy I got the reaction I was hoping for.

He followed me to the patio and we had a very nice brunch and three or four Mimosa’s each. Once our tummies were full my hard cock could wait no longer. I got on my chair on my knees and stuck my rock hard cock between the chair slats and my friend knew exactly what to do, he drooped to his knees and sucked me into an explosive orgasm. I blew my wad so hard down his throat I thought he was going to choke, but he managed to get it all down. Then I had him sit on my lap so I could fuck his tight little ass while I jacked him off and we both blew our hot wads at the same time! I love good weather, I am an outside person and am really looking forward to all the great fucking I will be doing outside this season!

Make Me

 

I want to be taken! This hot body needs to be fucked! I want to feel your lips around my cock. Sucking me off. Then throw me down on the ground and fuck me like a dirty nasty whore. I want you to make me beg for you. Make me scream out your name. Stretch me open! Use me like a dirty slut. I like to do the driving most of the time. BUT not now. NOW I need you to drive in deep and hard! I want you to fuck me like you mean it. Make me yours forever! I want to think about the way you fucked me and CUM! You know what I need. So give it to me. My pussy is begging for it. And while you are deep inside me. Stretching me wide open. I want to feel you stroking me. I want your big strong hands gliding over my cock. I am waiting… Give it to me.

Rockin’ with Carla…

Tranny Phone SexI just really enjoy going rock climbing, and better than that I love fucking on a ledge on the side of a cliff. Just think about it… You really have to trust the person your doing the climb with, and it gets me so excited and my adrenalin shoots way up there and then I get so fucking horny I can barely wait to find a ledge to stop and rest. By resting I mean to get licked, sucked and fucked. What makes it even better is when we end up with a crowd watching us because they always get so excited that they start cheering us on. It’s just so fucking hot that the rush is really hard to explain to someone who has never experienced it. But I love telling anyone and everyone all about my experiences if their interested in hearing about them. My cock is getting hard just blogging about it so you can enjoy the experience too.

I just recently went with a new friend and he got so hot when we got to the ledge and I said lets take a break he couldn’t get his clothes off fast enough and while I was just finishing undressing myself I took him by the hair and shoved my rock hard ten inch cock in his mouth before he new what hit him. I fucked his little face so good and he managed to swallow every drop of the huge load of cum I shot down his throat. By then we had a crowd so my friend turned around and I shoved my still hard cock to the brim in his ass. As I fucked him I jacked him off so he came at the same time I shot my hot wad in his ass, and the crowd was just going wild by this time! There is so much more to this story to tell but I have a dinner date so for the rest of the story read my future blogs, or shoot me an email, instant message or shit, just call and I’ll make your cock explode with cum too just telling you the rest of the fucking story!

So Good

It’s a May Day! The weather is perfect! My cock is so hard! Time to see how much of this big black cock you can take! I want you on your knees in front me. I want to feed this big hard dick deep inside your throat! I am going to throat fuck you before I stretch your boy pussy wide open! I am going to teach you how to be my little faggot toy. And you are going to LOVE every bit of it. When I let you undress this sexy body. When I slide up against you. I want to feel you tight against my body when I push into you. I am going to fuck you like you have never been fucked before. You will be my cum whore tonight. And I am going to make you love every single moment of it. You will never be able to get my big black cock out of your thoughts. And you will never be able to get it so good!

Cum play catch with me!

When I am jacking off my big cock, I feel like there should always be a cum hungry mouth wide open to receive my loads. Think about it, I am a very sexy she-male that desires to only cum in someone’s mouth and there are tons of men in this world that fantasize about swallowing cum loads from a woman like me. So that is why I am fortunate to have tons of men that approach me everywhere I go that get down on their knees and beg to take it in the face for my cum filled cock. Like the other day, I went to lunch with a another tranny friend of mine and our waiter had the hots for the two of us. Unfortunately, she had to go back to work and after lunch I took that waiter home with me. Of course he had no idea what me and my friend really were but that is were it got interesting at my place. I ordered him to lay down on the bed and close his eyes and have his mouth open. Let’s just say he was speechless with my package thrusting in and out of his mouth. Now he comes over here every day for his afternoon cum snack!

I want to FUCK you everywhere

LET ME USE YOU

 

 

 

Spring is around the corner and all I can think about is fucking you in public, anywhere and everywhere. The thrill of knowing you crave me makes me want to show you off to the world. I know your mouth will water as you wait for the moment I allow you to choke on my fat cock.  Will it be at the park, the lake, or front in center of a summer concert?   Is that sweat dripping from your face from the heat or your longing to taste this premium man meat?  You know that if you want to feel my 12 inches in your wet ass you will do as I wish, when I wish.  I am a Queen bitch so get on your knees in front of everyone and deep throat me until I feel your in need of air.  if you please me I will squirt a big load of my hot sticky cum all over your face.   Yes it is all about me so allow me to use you for my pleasure while I fulfill your secret desires.   Anyone up for a spring date?

A Sweet Gang Bang Surprise

Gang Bang Phone SexSo I’m hanging out with my girls the other night, showing off my newest boots and having a good time.  This asshole across the bar from us starts making loud and obnoxious sounds towards us, you know, cat calls and what not. Anyone who knows me, knows I appreciate being appreciated for my fine ass (and assets), but there is a time and place for everything.  This guy didn’t need to be so loud, so I go over and ask him to please stop because me and my girls are trying to have fun and visit.  He seems agreeable for about two seconds, but then he grabbed my tit and tried to slap my ass. I was furious, but kept my cool.  I asked him if he’d like to feel that tit somewhere a little more private, and what do you now – this asshole couldn’t say yes fast enough. Understand this, my girls and I are really tight so they knew exactly what was going to happen to this mother fucker.  I led him to the alleyway behind the bar and my girls were there, ready and waiting for us.  They take him down and tie him up, while I pull out my knife and cut his underwear off of him.

He was shocked and surprised that we were so strong, but once I pulled out my cock he understood perfectly.  We proceeded to stomp on his cock and balls, but we played with him too.  We wanted his cock so hard that it hurt him when we grabbed it.  We didn’t let him cum because that’s what he wanted, but we did fuck him  in his ass and mouth. He is so rude and there is no fucking way we will give in to what he wants from us.  We spent the next two hours fucking his mouth and his ass, by the time we were done with him his ass was more of a gaping pussy.  It certainly didn’t look like anything that would belong on a man, and his mouth and jaw were sore from all us us ramming our cocks down his throat. He was covered in cum when we untied his ass and left him in the alleyway, so I am sure he will think twice before being rude and inconsiderate to a bunch of girls at the bar.  You never know what surprises are in store for you.

Mika Always Cums First!

Guys love to pick up girls from the bar. Especially when two sexy black sluts show up right? My friend and I decided to go into town and pick up a horny perv and show him who’s really the victim. Of course this handsome fella got caught up in our trap and we seduced him and got him back to our hotel. We told him to get on his knees and see what special surprise we had for him. I don’t think he was ready for not 1 but 2 big black dicks in his face. He bitched up really quick. He started sucking our superior black dicks and worshiped our heavenly bodies. I knew he was a fag, a good cocksucking fag at that! I loved the way he gagged on mine as my friend Alicia stroked his tight man hole. Before we could even bust a good nut he came all over his self. and My most important rule is…. Ladies always come first.

We turned his wimpy ass over and gave him smacks on the ass while we double penetrated his pussy. That’s right, two huge 10in dicks going in and out of his slut hole at the same damn time!

Serves his ass right, After we punished him to our liking we squirted our load in his mouth and made him our cum bucket.