Category: Roleplay Phone Sex

Topless Car Wash with Glenda: Using My Big Natural Sponges for $$$$

I woke up this morning and discovered that I had somehow overdrawn my bank account. I thought to myself, how can I make some fast cash legally? Then I saw myself in the mirror and was like duh Glenda. Use what God gave you. See I have two very natural big money makers. It was a gorgeous sun shining day and perfect for a topless car wash. I quickly posted an ad on Craigslist: “Hooters girl giving topless car washes for charity today only.” Of course the charity is me. I have a few sprawling acres so some privacy and plenty of room for lots of cars. I put on some daisy dukes and a white wife beater with no bra, gathered up some buckets and sponges and some very pretty smelling soap. When I got outside, I was surprised to see a ton of cars already lined up. This wasn’t my first car wash, but looked like advertising it as topless brought a whole new crowd.

I have natural huge sponges that I use to wash cars with-my special signature wash I call it. I offered $50 car washes to watch me wash a car topless using my tits as sponges and $100 for the deluxe treatment which started with me spraying myself with water like I was in a wet-tee shirt contest and washing cars completely naked. And, for $200 men could watch me masturbate on the hood of their car or truck while washing the car with my ass as I sat on sponges. I’d even wax the car with my tits. I called this my “Rose Royce Car Wash Double Deluxe package.” No surprise most of my customers ordered the DD package. I made almost $3,000 dollars today. Not bad for waking up $75 over drawn. Not gonna lie, some of my customers were very hot and got some special treatment: titty fucking my big natural soapy sponges. Any cum that ended up on the car or truck, either got licked up by me, or buffered off with my ass! I love that fact that guys will spend good money just to gaze at my beautiful big curves.

At the car wash, woooh
Talking about the car wash, yeah
Cum on y’all and sing it for me
Car wash, woh, car wash yeah

(Work and work) Well those boys never seem to stop cumming
(Work and work) Keep those waxin’ machines humming
(Work and work) My titties on your bone
(Work and work) Keep it up, I can’t wait till it’s time to go fucking

Do you need a special double deluxe package today? I can’t seem to stop playing with my pussy and sucking on my titties. Obviously, I need to masturbate some more. Sure those guys got to watch me, but you can always hear me!!!

Roleplay Phone Sex with BBW Glenda: Naughty Nurse

Roleplay phone sex I find very hot because it allows me to be creative with my naughty fantasies. I recently had the chance to do a live roleplay of one of my longtime fantasies with a well endowed friend of mine. I told him I always wanted to be a naughty nurse giving a patient a very special exam. Turns out he always fantasized about a hot, voluptuous nurse giving him a prostate exam. And, he could make our roleplay even hotter and more realistic because he had access to his brother’s exam room who is a neurologist. I put on my naughty nurse outfit for him and when we got to the office we went into our characters. He waited outside in the waiting room, and I came out and asked for “Mr. Nowlan.” He came into the room with me and I asked him to undress and slip into a gown and leave the back open. He went behind the partition as instructed, but began to talk all nervous like. “Are you sure this okay? I’ve never had a prostate exam from a nurse before. What if I get hard? I mean you are really beautiful,” he said. I explained getting hard was a natural reaction to having a finger in your rectum. And, I added, the male G-spot is actually in the ass, which is why so many men, gay and straight, enjoy anal sex. He emerges from behind the curtain with a sheepish grin and an obvious hard on. He apologizes profusely, but I can’t take my eyes off of the gown because he is so hard and so huge. I tell him not to worry; I am a professional and have seen lots of guys get hard. Truth be told though, I’m wet and all worked up because his cock is so big.

I instruct him to bend over the table, spread his legs slightly and relax. I press my body up against him from behind, my nipples erect. I then slide a finger up his rectum. I hear him gasp, and I whisper in his ear, “It’s okay, this is just procedure.” He turns around and I push him on to the table and begin stroking his cock. I say, I need a semen sample for the lab. I begin milking his cock. At first I am using my hands, then my tits, and then finally I slide a finger back up his ass to get him to cum. I assure him this is just the lengths some nurse are willing to go for special patients. I tell him it I need to make sure his penis is in working order, so I fall to my knees and begin to suck it. I say, if it’s a great healthy penis, it will be able to ejaculate a second time and will taste a certain way. He tries to grab my breasts, which are now exposed, but I explain my lack of clothing is just to facilitate a nice visual to help him ejaculate but that this exam was about him, not me. I milk a second sample out of him and tell him he appears to be in tip top shape with a very well working penis.

By this time, my cunt was dripping down my thigh from such a hot naughty roleplay. My friend was also wicked horny and he had already cum twice. We fucked like rabbits for a couple hours in his brother’s exam room. I love all kinds of roleplays. I am a creative phone whore, so whatever your hot roleplay scenario, I promise you creativity, enthusiasm and a wet pussy.

Tranny Phone Sex with Carla: A Very Special Souvenir

The middle of every month I break out my massive sex toy collection for cleaning. I’m very “anal.” You know how when some folks travel, they always bring back a souvenir? Well, I travel a lot and instead of bringing back stupid little spoons or shot glasses from every city I visit, I bring back a sex toy. I visit an adult store in every city and country I go to and pick out something pretty to use on my trip. Well today, while I was cleaning, I was reminded of the trip where I acquired not only my most cherished sex toy, but my most expensive one. Several years ago, my girlfriends and I went to Vegas for a week of debauchery. We stayed in a penthouse suite at the Bellagio Hotel. My girlies all know my routine, so as soon as we arrived and unpacked, we went looking for an adult store. The hot bell-hop suggested the Hustler store which was not far. It was my first time in one of Mr. Flynt’s fine establishments. I was like a wee one in a candy shop; surrounded by all sorts of goodies. There was a special room in back for VIP members that intrigued us. Like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory brats, we had to know what was behind that curtain. I politely asked the lady behind the counter how does one become a VIP? She snapped at us, “I’m sure you don’t have what it takes.” Feeling rebuffed, we were set to take our business elsewhere, when we heard a deep voice behind us say, “Now Ashley, that is no way to treat beautiful women.” I turned around and much to my surprise it was Larry Flynt. He apologized for the rudeness of his employee and invited us back to the VIP room. This was where all the high end sex toys were located. I had never seen such expensive toys. Mr. Flynt was a doll baby. He said because of my beauty and to make up for the rude way we were treated, I could pick out anything I wanted in this room as his gift to me.

There was a gold encrusted prostate massager for like 5 grand. A diamond studded vibrator for about the same. Lots of hand crafted glass dildos. I saw gold handcuffs and silver plated nipple clamps. The sex life styles of the rich and famous!! Then, I saw it; the unicorn butt plug. This was no ordinary butt plug. The actual plug was solid silver and spiraled like a unicorn’s horn. And the tail was made out of actual horse’s mane. Mr. Flynt saw my eyes get really big; I may have even salivated a little. I will never forget his words to me: “Carla, do you know how wonderful it feels to have a shaft of solid silver lodged up your rectum as you role play that you are a beautiful mythological creature?” No Mr. Flynt, I have never had that pleasure, yet. This was the Lamborghini of butt plugs and I simply had to have it. It’s price tag: $3,675. I know he said I could have anything I wanted, but that was a high price tag. He assured me it was no problem and ordered his bitchy clerk to wrap it all up nice and pretty for me, and to threw in some gold dust body lubricant. I felt like a princess. I was spoiled by a wealthy, older man who wanted nothing in return but a kiss on the cheek and a smile.

Now, any city I visit, if they have a Hustler store that is the first place I go for my souvenir. Before I left Vegas, I broke in that special butt plug with a high roller I picked up in the casino the very night I acquired it. Larry was correct; there is no better feeling (outside of a throbbing cock) than pure silver up your ass. Do you have any favorite toys? I’d love to hear about your special “souvenir” and the first time you used it. Maybe we can use our souvenirs together?

Mutual Masturbation Phone Sex with Sexy Step Mom Sheila

At first I resisted the charms of my strapping young step sons. It was easier to fight the desire to fuck and suck their hard cocks when my husband could still get his dick up. But now that he is older and a workaholic, my hot horny ass just can’t say no to cock; especially, young, hard, working cock. My step sons are in college now, but they have no problem taking care of me whenever I need. But sometimes, like today, I find myself alone, waiting on one of them to show up. I was feeling kinda romantic and sensual today. First, I decided to take a nice long hot bubble bath. As I laid there in the Jacuzzi tub, thinking about the first time got seduced by my youngest step son, I got really turned on. I needed to cum. One of the many benefits of being female is the ability to cum over and over again with no needed “down time.” I arranged myself so the jet stream hit my clit just right and in a matter of seconds, I felt my whole body quivering. I cam hard and I cam quick; just how I needed to start my morning off. A good cum is better than a cup of coffee any day!

After my relaxing bubble bath, I put on this sexy red night gown my husband bought me in Paris last month. He has not been able to enjoy me properly in it, so his son should have the honor. I was still moist between my legs. I made myself a mimosa and I walked around the house in my sexy nightie and a pair of high heels that makes my fine big booty pop, sipping my drink and reminiscing about my cougar exploits. Of course, I got all hot and bothered again and found myself on the couch touching my special spot. Legs spread, head tilted back so my long beautiful hair fell over the side of the couch, my hands began to caress my curves. I love touching my ample breasts, my flat tummy, my juicy ass cheeks….. And, I love rubbing my clit in tiny slow circles. Slow and steady makes for a much more intense orgasm.   I lay on that couch masturbating myself to several intense cums before my step son arrived. He had flowers in one hand and his hard cock in the other when I opened my eyes. There he was in all his glory, waiting for my wet cunt. He knew I was thinking about him, he knew I was ready for an afternoon of love making….

Don’t get me wrong, masturbation will never replace a hard cock for me. But, it is the best gift we can give ourselves. I think if everyone masturbated several times a day, this would be a much better world! Whatever your fantasy may be, trust that I will find it hot too. I love to let my callers hear my juicy cunt as I play with myself on calls. Let’s get off together. Let’s have some wicked sexy mutual masturbation phone sex.

Mutual Masturbation Phone Sex: Let’s Get off Together

I’m a curvy beauty. When I was younger, the mean girls at school would taunt me, call me names, humiliate me any time they could just because I was not a size 4. Well, look who is laughing now? Me. I am a sexy, confident, fuller figured girl and I am proud of my curves. And you know what else? The men of those mean girls love me too. That’s right. This juicy beauty can steal any man. Married men or guys with girlfriends are just somehow hotter. I enjoy seducing a taken man because I know their skinny girl friends and wives are thinking no way their men would want me. But they do. It has nothing to do with size. Yes, I have huge natural boobs that drive men wild, but I have a confidence that is sexier. I know I am beautiful. I know I can satisfy a man. I am comfortable in my skin. So comfortable in fact, that today, I decided to give the married man next store, who is always staring at me (much to the chagrin of his flat chested wife), a show. When he is on his deck, he can see me in my back yard by my pool. And I know he has binoculars for better viewing. I woke up extra horny today, so when I put on my bathing suit, I grabbed my vibrator too. I waited until he was on his deck, then I did a slow, erotic strip tease. Once I was naked, I brought a tit up to my mouth and sucked on the nipple while rubbing my clit. I then repeated that with the other boob. I saw him looking around to make sure his wife couldn’t see him before he pulled his cock out and started stroking it. It was really hard for an old man too!!!  As he started frantically jacking his cock, I plunged that vibrator deep in my pink cunt. We were outdoors in broad daylight and anyone could have caught us. That made our mutual masturbation extra hot. It didn’t take long for either of us to cream. I think he even shot his load over the railing of his deck. I then put that vibrator in my mouth for him to watch as I licked my tasty cunt juices off of it. Bigger girls taste better too.

I think it is hot to masturbate for men, married or single, young or old. I enjoy getting off with my callers. I am just that horny. Would you like to do a hot role play and hear me play with my juicy wet pussy? Or better yet, would you like to direct me how to pleasure my cunt while I tell you how to jack it? I am a creative and horny slut. And nothing more gives me pleasure than delivering the hard cum you need!

Playing Nurse

One of my pets is really scared of going to the doctor, so I decided to help him out.  I bought a cute little costume and pretended that I was a nurse.  I took all his vitals and he was growing nervous, so I told him, “If you’re really nervous, you can examine me if that would help.”  He unzipped my outfit and pressed my nipple to his cock.  “Just checking your pulse,” he said and smiled.  I nodded.  He said, “Now I need to take your temperature.”  I opened his mouth but he shook his head.  He pulled down my panties and took off my outfit, except for my hat.  He picked up one of my cold glass instruments and lubed it up.  He instructed me to get on my knees and then he reclined on the examination table.  He held his stiff cock to my bare pussy and told me that he was going to take my temperature two ways in order to make sure it was accurate.  He rubbed his yummy cock against my clit and used the excess lube on his hand to wet my opening.  Then, he pushed his big fat cock inside of me and began riding me.  He slapped my ass and I felt the cold glass against my asshole.  I shivered with wonderful sensations as he pushed it in my asshole.  He shot a huge load inside my warm cunt…in fact, so much cum, that it ran all the way to my asshole.  My holes contracted and I squirted, our cum mixing.  He smiled and told me that he couldn’t wait for his next doctor’s visit, but he much preferred to see his favorite nurse!

Age play phone sex at the mall

One of my girlfriends and I decided that it would be fun to dress up like teens and go to the mall last night. It was so much fun! We flirted with young guys and several great old perverts. We didn’t pay for anything…and we got a few outfits free! My favorite was a grandpa that I found. He let me sit in his lap and he would feed me ice cream! Then, he took me shopping for clothes; but, he made sure to go in the dressing room with me to make sure that everything fit right. He didn’t have to make me take off my panties because I wasn’t wearing any. He picked out cute little skirts and tops and let me try on one at a time; he made me dance around in the dressing room, bend over (to make sure it wasn’t too tight), and kiss him on the cheek if I liked the clothes. By the end of the evening, I had bags of clothes. I sat on his lap and kissed him, thanking him. He gave me a peppermint stick from his pocket and I began to lick on it while he moved his hands up one of my short new skirts. He stroked my bare pussy and I continued to enjoy my peppermint; I made little noises as his breathing started to intensify. I put my hand on his cock and rubbed it between his pants and he rubbed against me. He came quickly and quietly, moaning, “That’s such a good little girl.”

Nursing home freaky fun

Phone sex fetish Lacey

One night after heavy drinking, my girlfriends and I came up with a brilliant idea: we’d dress as nurses and go to the local nursing home. The night shift was pretty well occupied, so it was easy to slip in unnoticed. Who’s gonna look at us together and think we’re up to no good, anyway?

There was one guy sitting in the television room all alone. And my friends started chickening out; they giggled as they pushed me into the room first. The old man looked up and waited for me to say something. I stumbled, “I guess it’s time for me to take your pulse…or something.”

The old man didn’t really care; all he was doing was looking at my tits; I bet I could have said, “I’m King Kong” and he wouldn’t have cared. I moved closer and I could hear my girlfriends slowly following me.

I’m not a great liar, so I let out a heavy sigh and said, “Okay, I’m not a nurse. We came for a different reason.” The old man didn’t seem surprised; in fact, he sat up in his wheelchair and smiled.

“I knew it! I knew it! That dear Bobby. He’s always a riot.” He slapped his knees and chuckled, coughing with excitement. “He always said he’d send me a couple of whores—but, hell, three!” He looked each one of us up and down without any self-consciousness. We laughed and one of my girlfriends shook her head “Yes.” We all smiled, affirming his delusion.

“Well, let’s get started now,” the old man said and slapped me on the ass as he moved to the couch. None of us could control our laughter but the man didn’t seem to care. He pulled his dick out of his pants and shook it. “Willy here wants you to give him a little kiss.” My third friend, feeling like she needed to contribute something, began to bend down. “No, no. I want that one,” he said and pointed at me.

I bent down and kissed Willy. “That’s enough,” he said and pushed me away. “You know how long I ain’t seen no damn pussy?” He didn’t wait for a response; instead, he pulled my hips to him. I stumbled backward and he raised my nurse’s uniform. One of my friends crouched down for a better view; the other friend opened her blouse, trying to be helpful by showing the man her tits.

I sucked my fingers, rubbed my clit, and opened my cunt. I didn’t have time to do anything else: he was inside of me, bucking away like a bronco. I held on and bounced, feeling my cunt swell and moisten. He hollered, “Yeah, baby,” and mumbled a few other things as he grunted. He shot his load deep inside of me; it was so much that it was running down my thighs. I guess he’d had it built up for a while.

One of the real nurses walked by; but, instead of yelling or throwing us out, she whipped out her polaroid camera. She made several pics—one of each of us, including the old man and herself. The nurse thanked us as we walked out with my pictures; she said, “I’ve never seen Hank so happy.”

Behind the glass door, we could hear the old man cry out to us, “Tell Bobby I said ‘thanks’ and you girls come back any ole time!”

Oh Brother . . . It’s My Mother!

You know what gets me off? Incest phone sex . . . but I especially love dirty, kinky Mommy phone sex. Now that it’s Mother’s Day, I served up a plate of that saucy mix right to her. You see, I have a thing for pussy licking, degrading, absolutely satisfying sex. The more extreme the better. So I decided to give my Momma a gift she’ll actually appreciate this year. Forget the fucking cards, flowers, and other crap. She needs a dick in her ass and a good hard orgasm from her lovely daughter . . . and that’s what I gave to her. I brought my brother Franky, and we drove over to her condo with a whole fucking truckload of sex toys. I brought a curved glass dildo to tease her pussy with, vibrating bullet eggs to stick up her coochie, and some tight nipple clamps with little purple sparkly feathers dangling off. When we walked through the door, we immediately pressed play on the portable radio we brought, and some seductive music filtered out through the room. It was wonderful to watch my Mother’s face light up as we began to strip slowly before her, my brother Franky rubbing his crotch as I shook my ass with raunchy flair. She loved it when I crawled toward her on my hands and knees, mouthing the dirty lyrics to Eminem’s rap smash-hit Shake That, and jiggling my titties. Franky was jerking his dick with great enthusiasm, and we paused only to play with our Mommy and use all of our fun and erotic toys on her. It’s great to see how much she loves what we do to her. Her cunt was watering like a fountain, and we played with the lily of her clit with expertise and care, bringing her to a heightened orgasm to rival the best of them. Happy Mother’s Day from all of the deviant sexual whores at Fuckalicious Freaks!

Naughty Maid Phone Sex

You walk in the door from work and I am cleaning your house wearing the skimpiest maid uniform ever.  You call me over and tell me your cock needs some spring cleaning. My knees hit  the floor and I give your cock and balls a through tongue cleaning.  I make sure to stick the tip of my tongue inside your pee hole so you have no residue urine left in it. Next thing I know you have me bent over the sofa pushing your dick so deep inside my spicy pink taco. Your so hot I think your frying my pussy meat.  I feel your teeth sinking into my back as you grab my ass with what feels like a claw.  Your other hand is pulling my nipple so roughly that if feel my skin is ripping apart.  Fucking me so good I forget I was the one on duty so I bend over some more and back up on that cock.  I scream I love being your maid papi.