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National Mischief Night with Tranny Cop Carla

October 30 is known as National Mischief Day. It’s an informal holiday where youth engage in pranks and minor vandalism. Now, I am far from a youth, but I find it fun to punk people. Last October 30, I put on my sexy cop outfit and decided to see what kind of mischief I could stir up. I had a very official looking badge because I stole it off this “on the down low” cop I blew regularly. I walked up and down Main Street, where all the  bars were, waiting for some unsuspecting person to punk. I saw this very hot young couple who were very drunk. I flashed my badge and explained to them there were laws against public intoxication, which they both clearly were. violating.

Now, I only meant to scare them a bit, mess with their minds for 10 minutes or so. But the girl, was like “But, officer, you are so pretty. Couldn’t we work something out privately?” I knew what she was suggesting. The big hard cock in my panties knew what she was suggesting. It was her idea, so of course I went with the flow. They lived nearby, above one of the bars, so I went home with them. A pretty girl, a hot guy and a tranny cop? That was my kind of mischief.

As soon as we got to their apartment, I went down on the girl. I may be a transsexual, but I love cock and pussy. I just don’t get as much pussy as I do cock. I buried my face between her creamy thighs and tasted her sweet nectar. She tasted heavenly. Juices were running out of her pussy so fast, I had a difficult time not missing any juice. When I came up for air, her juices were all over my face and her boyfriend was stroking his hard big cock. Mischief night just kept getting better.

I sucked his cock like my life depended on it. I had a bulge in my pants that could no longer be contained. My prank was about to be let out of the proverbial bag. When the girl discovered the mischief in my pants, she went to town on it. Up and down like a greedy bitch. Felt amazing. Such soft lips on my rod. She was sucking me, I was sucking her boyfriend. She was gonna get tag teamed. She begged for it actually. She wanted me in her ass and him in her cunt. She got the double penetration fuck of a life time. And all because I decided to pull a little Mischief Night prank.

The funny thing was, that even after hours of fucking, sucking, licking… they never realized I was not a real cop. They just thought I was a tranny officer. I have the same outfit and badge for tonight’s mischief games. I have just added handcuffs and a billy stick. Let the mischief begin.

Sissy Phone Sex with Brooklyn: Do You Know Your Place?

I am a beautiful size queen. I know my worth. Sadly, many guys do not. However, a few do know their rightful place with me and other women like me. Like Goddess Levi’s sissy fairy fag. Some of you tiny dick losers who keep trying to convince me you got what I need, could learn a few things from her special Pet. See, if you have a small weenie, clit stick, pin dick…. you only have one purpose in MY life. That is entertainment. That’s right, small dick sissy fairy fags get to entertain and amuse me. They never get to fuck me.

There are many ways to entertain and amuse a Goddess like me or Levi, as sissy fairy fag has learned. One, you can dress up like the sissy you are and prance, preen and twirl for us.  Put on a pink frilly outfit, white patent leather shoes, matching bloomers and give us a show. We will invite our friends over, snicker and giggle and most importantly, snap lots of pictures to share with the world. You can serve us food and drinks and take care of our every whim because we are so much better than you. So many things you can do for us. Wipe our asses; rub our feet;  paint our toes; clean our houses; pick up the dog poo in the yard; clean the cat litter….. You should just feel honored to have any place in our lives worthless pig.

Second, you can be our personal slave, and by extension, the slave of the real men lucky enough to fuck us. This might mean sucking cock, taking one in your back door pussy, or cleaning out the cum in our lovely holes. Likely all of the above. Let’s be honest. We both know it would be a privilege for you, just like it is for Goddess Levi’s sissy fairy fag, to taste the cum of a real man. Added bonus that you get to be that close to a hot body. It is the only way you can see this fine ass naked. I sure as hell would never let a pathetic loser see me naked. I have standards.

Third, you can spoil us. I mean if you can’t spoil us with your dick, you can at least spoil us with your wallet. Women like Goddess Levi and myself, love spa days, beach trips, designer shoes and handbags, fine jewelry… We should never have to pay for the luxuries in our lives. That’s why we have sissy fag fairies like you. You get the picture. Pampering a Goddess is all the reward you need.

There are many other ways you can be entertainment fodder for Goddesses. Small dick losers, sissy fairy fags, pathetic little babies, twirling mother fuckers…..all make us laugh. And since you can NEVER make us cum, you might as well make us and our friends laugh.

Why I love fall….

 

 

 

 

 

I just love fall. All the leaves falling, the breeze having a slight chill to it. All of the colors changing. What I love most about fall is the weather. It makes the leaves fall to the ground and when I have someone fun to play with I get to roll around and play in the leaves. Having someone fuck me outside makes my little cunt so fucking wet from excitement.  Will we get caught? Would we even care? I want to hear the leaves crumbling beneath me as you’re pounding my wet pussy with your throbbing hard cock. The breeze blowing against my already hard and erect nipples making them even more perky. Fuck me harder as the leaves are blowing across the yard while the wind whistles. I am in desperate need for you. Don’t you want to use me to please you any way you can? I want it all. Any where every where. As long as you use me as your little cum bucket I don’t care!

 

Sexy Bedtime Stories

I love nothing more then making up sexy bedtime stories to tell the girls. It always makes my heart skip a beat when I make up one so good that they stuff their little hands in their panties and rub their little bald kitties as I weave the tale. Last night I think was the best one yet. The tale of The Sexy Autumn Fairy.

Once upon a time there was a sexy fairy. She loved flying around fairy land playing with all the boy fairies. Her wings would flutter slowly at first as she caressed their little boy fairy bodies and kissed their sweet boy fairy lips. The more her excitement grew as she took their fairy cocks in her mouth her wings would flutter faster causing her to float up before landing on their fairy cocks riding them up and down until they came in her tight fairy pussy. She was a special fairy indeed, not only because she knew just how to please the boy fairies but because she was the only Autumn Fairy in all the land. During the summer her wings were a brilliant blue with sparkling pink veins running through them. When she flew they glittered in the light of the summer sun making her the most stunning fairy in all of fairy land. But when the season began to change and the leaves turned from green to golden yellows and bright oranges, so did her wings. The transformation was magical and made all the boy fairies want her more then ever. They would fly from the farthest corners of fairy land just to gaze upon her beauty. She always rewarded them with love and attention that only a special Autumn Fairy could give.

Watching the girls rub their sweet little kitties while I told the story was euphoric and when the tale was over they rewarded me by letting me suck the sweet juices from their fingers before kissing them good night and tucking them in.

Teasing and Pampering

Every girl loves to be pampered. I am no exception to that rule. Spoiling myself is a treat I not only deserve but demand.
There is nothing better then going to the saloon and getting a mani/pedi. Being pampered every few weeks is a day I so look forward to.
My dick is always stiff when I know it is mani/pedi day because I use this day for a little erotic fun as well as being spoiled.
Getting ready to head out I choose what I will wear carefully. It must be sexy. It must show a great deal of cleavage. And it must be a very short skirt with either no panties or panties that clearly out line my big man cock.
I never go to the same saloon twice, unless the nail tech is a male that seems pleased with the treat I provide.
I always request a male tech. They do the mani first and I make sure to flirt openly and shamelessly. Always leaning over and showing off my beautiful tits. Making sure to capture his full attention and erection.
When it comes time for the pedi I sit demurely in the chair anticipating the perfect timing to spread my legs and reveal my surprise.
I love the reactions I get. It doesn’t matter if it is shock, surprise, admiration, curiosity or desire. Each reaction arouses me and I always go home and pump my hard cock thinking about it.
Mani/pedi day is my favorite day of all!

Trick-or-Treat and find my sweet’s

I love this time of year, everyone is on the hunt for a sweet treat. I would love you to come play a game of, trick-or-treat find my sweets with me. My cock is begging for you to cum play with me. I want to play with you, and then punish you. I want you to let me make you my fun little sissy for the night. Let me shove your mouth full of my foot long cock, and fuck you in that sweet treat tight little ass of yours. I want you to drink my sweet candy cum, while I tell you what a good little sissy you are for me. I just want to have fun with you, I wont hurt you, and I will play real nice with your nice little fuck holes. We can play a game of bobbing for balls, and I will even let you win. I will be waiting to hear from you, and my cock will be hard thinking of the games I am waiting to play with you. Don’t keep me waiting to play, cum have fun with me. You will have the best time of your life finding my sweet fuck stick, just for you to play with. I cant wait to hear from you, and I will tell you every juicy swollen detail. 

Lacey goes above and beyond the call

I’m an all out kind of girl. I love to party, and I am a super slut. I want to be your cum dumpster balls to the wall bitch. Anything goes with me, Sometimes that can get a bit on the boring side, so I have to come up with new ways to have fun. I can indulge you deepest fetishes. My last special friend wanted to play his role as a super one night stand. He wanted to met in a bathroom. It was dirty scary place, but I was up for the challenge. He found a stall with a hole cut into it. He didn’t want me to look at him while she skull fucked the hell out of me.
     I had him put his long hard cock through the hole in the stall, as I put every inch of his huge dick in my mouth. I held my head there as he skull fucked my face, till he came so hard, I thought he was going to fill my stomach to the rim. It was the most fun I have had yet.
I love to be used in every way that your mind can imagine. I will play every game that your girlfriend, wife, or anyone else wont play with you. I want to taste every drop of cum you can give me. I am up for any challenge that you can even think up, because I love cock, it doesn’t matter if its in me, on me, or in any one of my sweet little fuck holes.
     I just want you to fuck me, lick me, cum in my face, or if  you want me to suck you, fuck you, or ride your face. I just want to be your cum slut. I will do it all. I am into everything, and I am just waiting for you to give it to me, however you want too. My pussy is wet just waiting for you to tell my what you want me to do for you. I am waiting to play with you, whenever you get ready for the time of your life. I will be here just for you.

Vote Yes – Get Blown

Its election time and I really wanted the vote to sway for a dirty politician I fuck now and again. I knew I had to do my part to get down to the polls and make shit happen, because he buys me nice gifts with his fatass salary. I knew all the old conservative geezers would be there trying to vote no against him because he has a naughty reputation, but I have a plan! I put on some hot red high heels, to be patriotic 😉 , grabbed a flag, and headed for the library where most of the old folks would be. Sure enough when I arrived, they were lined up out the door, just waiting for their chance to vote against my naughty political man.

Before I got out of my car, I took my clothes off, wrapped myself in the flag, and then walked up to the line. The flag barely covered me, but judging from the old mens’ cocks getting hard in their pants, it wasn’t an issue. I started greeting everyone in the line, and announced that anyone who voted yes once inside would get a free blow job from me on the way out! Well, the old guys started groping at me and telling me how beautiful I am, and said they would all vote for my favorite.

I did as I promised and waited outside the doors for each of them to come out. As they did, I took their old wrinkled cocks out of their pants and stuck them in my mouth and sucked them off. I could tell it had been decades for some of the poor old farts, and they came like crazy. They all told me they voted yes for the sleezy guy, and they all got their sweet reward. In fact, the line waiting for my blow jobs became just as long as the line waiting to vote! I feel like such a good whore – doing my part for society – now get down here and vote yes!!

My Naughty Crush

I don’t give a crap about politics. But when I see “Ready for Hillary” signs, all I can think of is hell yes I am ready for a strong dominant bitch to own me. She may not be conventionally pretty, but I find her hot. Smart, sassy, educated and a ball buster. She can be my Mistress anytime. I have this fantasy about her that gets my cunt super wet.  I picture Hillary wearing a strap-on and taking total control over me. You know she made Bill her bitch.  I’m not a lesbian, but Hillary is pretty manly and I have no doubt she would be a stern master. I want to be her slave. Wear a dog collar that says “Hillary’s Pet” and everything.  I want to be down on all fours worshiping her ass. Licking it, giving her a rim job, fingering her cunt until she cums all over my face. I want her to face sit on me for hours, smothering me with her wet hairy snatch. And once she creams on me again, she throws me over her knees, spanks me until my ass is bright red. But the best part, the hottest part of my fantasy is when she bends me over and fucks my ass so hard with her strap on I am screaming for mercy.

I love a strong dominate bitch. I am submissive  to both genders. My son will always be my primary Master. But,  am I ready for Hillary? You bet. I am ready for her to fuck my ass and make me her bitch. I’m ready for you too.

The Night HE Cums Home!

I’ll admit, I am one of those creepy girls that have a “thing” for the masked killers from classic slasher movies like Halloween and Friday the 13th!  Weird!  I know!  I have never told anyone that when I was watching movies around this time of year, back in the day, it use to get my little pussy so wet to see Michael Myer’s dead eyed William Shatner mask as he would chase all of those hot, slutty school girls.  Later on I would lay in bed, playing with myself (all buzzed and sticky from the left over Trick or Treat candy) and thinking of a rough three way with Jason and Michael.
In my sick and twisted young brain I imagined being held down by the hockey masked killer, Jason Voorhees, while Michael Meyers starts ripping my clothes off while squeezing my little pink puffy nipples.  Michael puts his hand over my mouth to keep me from screaming in terror (pleasure) as he starts to slide the handle of a machete up and down my exposed pussy, before he shoves it painfully inside, making me cum so hard.  They can’t tell if my struggles are to get away or riding out the throws of my orgasm.
My fantasy ends with me being forced down on my knees to take both of the famous mass murders’ thick, dripping erections into my mouth at the same time, fish hooking me with their fingers to make room for all of that cock.  Both of them cum all over my tear and costumed make- up streaked face, leaving me barely alive to tell the tale of my happy violation.