Category: Mutual Masturbation Phone Sex

Mutual Masturbation Phone Sex with Vinny: Granny’s Vintage Vibrators

My granny passed away last year, and the estate finally settled so I can now prepare her house to sell. I have been going over there a little every week and sorting through things to keep in the family and things to put up for auction. Last night, I was in attic and found a box labeled “private.” Granny was a pretty conservative woman, very religious, so I figured this might be a collection of Bibles or religious figurines. Quite the contrary. It was a box of vibrators.  At least 30 vibrators still in their original boxes as Granny was meticulous.  These were old school vibrators by the boxes, many from the 1920s. Certainly these were of value. I have quite the collection of masturbation toys myself, so I was pretty impressed that my 90 year old devout Catholic grandma diddled herself regularly. She was widowed all my life and I never even knew her to have a gentleman friend. Well this explained why she still seemed happy! She knew about the art of self pleasure.

I took the box home with me and did some research. I consider myself a sex toy connoisseur; maybe it is genetic? I called up the Vintage Vibrator Museum and described all my wonderful discoveries. The lady I spoke to said I had a goldmine of vibrators worth quite a lot of money seeing how they were are still in the original packaging.  There was a vibrator called the “Arnold Massager” from 1915 that the vibe expert I spoke to says was rumored to have been a favorite of Mark Twain and his wife. But the one that caught my eye was the 1952 Niagara Hand Unit, which offered the possibility of  both “internal and external stimulation.” The Niagara Hand Unit was even endorsed by Good Housekeeping and a guarantee stamp appears on the bottom of the controller. As I was picturing all these horny repressed housewives of the 50s exploring their bodies with The Niagara Hand Unit, I got horny and decided to try it. Bulkier and not as phallic as today’s sex toys, but gave me a nice hard cum. Smooth metal on my clit and in my cunt, combined with thoughts of my granny treating herself to the art of self love, gave me an intense cum. An orgasm is the best gift we can give ourselves.

Granny even had one of the first traditional vibrators marketed as a sex toy called the “Personal Vibrator.” It requires batteries, has a sleek, streamlined style designed for internal use and has the iconic, bullet shape which is what I  think of first when I hear the word “vibrator”. I tried that one out in Granny’s attic before I came home as I was so turned on. Put Granny’s vibe on my clit and exploded in seconds. I have spent the entire morning trying out my granny’s vibrators and peppering in a few of my own for comparison. These vintage vibes hold up well and are still in mint working condition. I have cum so much today, but I am not done yet. My Granny’s private collection of vibrators may be of quite some monetary value, despite their recent use on my pussy, but I don’t think I can part with them. I somehow feel closer to her now knowing she did not deny her womanly needs. I have been masturbating since I could walk. And I hope like my Granny, will be loving on myself until I am 90!

I can’t wait to see what other goodies may be lurking in Granny’s house. But, her vibrator collection will not be sold for money. I’m keeping it in the family. It belongs with me and my horny clan. In fact, I can’t wait to share her collection with others in my family. Some items are just too valuable to leave the family. Perhaps you would like to join me in some mutual masturbation phone sex? I have 22 vintage vibes, plus my own extensive sex toy collection to choose from for our call. I love getting my callers off, but I also love getting off with them too. I know you wanna hear me cum.

Mutual Masturbation Phone Sex With The Girls

 

I was in my own little world sitting at my computer watching my favorite porn. Fucking my pussy while young bodies dance on the screen all sweaty. Huge dicks filling any hole they can find. I love seeing the young bodies, not yet developed, bald and straight, big hands all over them, training them, molding them into little fuck toys. The yearning for the girls became overwhelming and I had to go to them with my wet pussy, breathing hard, lust in my eyes. When I opened the door to their room I was surprised to see them. each on the floor in a bean bag chair, staring at the TV and fucking themselves, each with a barbie doll deep in their bald little cunts. When I looked at the TV I was looking at animated porn. When had they found this? They had never shared this with me. I made a mental note to ask about it later but right now all I wanted was to join in the fun. Picking up a barbie and shoving it in my already hot and wet pussy I started watching with them. The characters in the porn looked so young that it wasn’t far from what I was watching just minutes before. It looked like some type of Japanese Anime and it was hot as fucking hell. We laid side by side, the girls and I, engrossed in our mutual masturbation and the task at hand. To cum all over these damned barbies while watching porn.

Mutual Masturbation Phone Sex with BBW Glenda: Makeshift Dildos

Today I was out by my pool and got really horny. I went to my bedroom to get a vibrator . I was all set to play with my pussy all day long as I worked on my tan. And dangit, the fucking batteries were dead. I got a little frustrated and threw my pink friend over the fence. My neighbors will have a nice surprise. Hopefully their fur friend doesn’t find it first and drop it on the porch! My fingers were just  not gonna do the trick today. I was turbo charged sexually. I suddenly channeled my inner Martha Stewart, which is rare. I am hardly the crafty type. I started opening drawers and cabinets to see what I could find to fuck myself with today. I didn’t even have any garden veggies in the house. But, I did have play dough, a roll of paper towels, crazy glue and some plastic little Easter eggs left over from Easter. Fuck Martha Stewart, I was about to be MacGyver.

I stared intently at the items on my kitchen counter as I rubbed my clit. The need for something inside my pussy  made me creative. I undid the Easter eggs, glued one half on each paper towel ring on both ends. I then rolled the play dough onto the paper towel rings and over the plastic egg covers. I spent some time perfecting the shape until it had a cylinder shape around the middle and a penis like head. I then baked it in the oven for 30 minutes until the play dough hardened and glistened. I let it sit for another 30 minutes to cool down and then I examined it. It was hard and round and the perfect shape. I got up on my kitchen counter and slowly inserted it into my pussy. OMG. It was still a bit warm, but it was long and thick and felt awesome in my cunt. I fucked that pretty purple homemade dildo for an hour before I squirted everywhere and decided I wanted more.  I had tons of play dough left over from a birthday party, so I decided to make several more handmade fuck toys. By the time I was done, I had a rainbow of homemade dildos.

It really is amazing how creative one can get when without a cock or batteries. You know, I may never use a vibrator again. My play dough dildos feel awesome and they are good for the environment.  In  fact, I am gonna call up some of my girlfriends and have them come over and take them for a test drive.  Trust me, if you wanna jack off I can help you. Hell, we can rub one out together and get creative with what we use to pleasures ourselves. Wait, that makes me the MacGyver of Mutual Masturbation phone sex!

Sex Toy Phone Sex Twist

I decided to go to an auction last night. I really didn’t think that there would be anything that I would want to buy. But I thought it would be fun and different to go hang out. It was close to the end of the auction when these wonderfully different and delightful toys came up for auction. All hand carved, all made of marble and all unique and interesting. I had to have them and the bidding began. I only had one competitor that tried to out bid me and she was a matronly looking woman. What in the world was she going to do with them? Likely put them on a shelf for display?! There was no way I was going to let these toys get away form me only to sit on a shelf somewhere and collect dust when I could take them home and cover them in my milky, creamy cum every night. Just the thought of stuffing them in my tight, wet and waiting pussy was driving me wild, With each bid my pussy got wetter and I could feel my panties getting soaking wet at the thought of feeling the cold, carved marble entering me and bringing me pleasure. Finally she stopped bidding and they were mine! I couldn’t wait to get them home and start fucking myself. They did not disappoint me at all and I fucked each and every one of them before falling fast a sleep.

Free as a Butterfly: Exhibitionist Phone Sex with Vinny

Ever since I was younger, I have been an exhibitionist. I’d run around naked as a wee lass and always resist any attempts to put clothes on me.  I felt like clothes were constraints. I still feel that way. We are born naked, so naked is our natural state. I love nude beaches. I love public sex and getting naked in places I might get caught. I even enjoy flashing unsuspecting folks. I have a great body and I don’t mind showing it off.  Plus, I think too many people are uptight about sex and human sexuality. The body in its natural form is a beautiful work of art. Our bodies are like butterflies. They blossom as they mature, get more beautiful with age. And we should be free with our bodies like the butterfly. Free to show it off, free to do what feels good, free from all societal constraints, free from judgment…

I am at the beach this week, and although I do visit the nude beach to cock hunt, I love walking up and down the boardwalk flashing people. Sometimes I am just nude under a little jacket or sometimes I am walking around amongst groups of folks of all ages in the tiniest of swimsuits. One that leaves little to the imagination.  Early this morning, I found myself sitting on a park bench overlooking the beautiful ocean. I had just a swim suit cover up on. I got lost in the beauty that surrounded me, and the cover up fell open revealing my hot body. I have toned skin, ample and firm breasts,  in shape legs, and a sweet, smooth pussy. I’m a mature momma, but I look good. I let several passersby stop and gaze at my beauty; some even snapped a picture.

At one point I found myself feeling so free, I rubbed my clit. Right there on the boardwalk.  It wasn’t high traffic time, but there were plenty of early morning joggers who got a hot show! Do you like to masturbate where you might get caught? Enjoy the thought of random folks gazing at your  beautiful naked body? I’m gonna hang out at the beach longer in hopes that I will catch the eye of a well hung stud to fuck. Maybe we will decide to be free as butterflies, and fuck right there on that public bench. Maybe it will be you?

 

Hot Phonesex with Sheila: The Scent of a Woman

Hot phonesex is what I need right now. Being a trophy wife is tough work. I got up early this morning and got a mani/pedi and a massage. My husband paid for it of course. I am now at home bored and horny as hell. Sure I could be doing domesticated goddess stuff, but look at me? I am way too hot to clean. My stepsons are working, my husband is out of town as usual, but that doesn’t mean I can’t satisfy my cock craving.  This afternoon there will be a handsome rugged landscaper boy working on the lawn. I plan to have him work on my lawn too. I think I am going to masturbate until then and watch some porn. I bet you need to get off hard too. Mutual masturbation sounds so good right now.

 What stud wouldn’t want to fuck me or help me get off? I’m gorgeous. I’m such a hot MILF. I even have some pussy fur to remind guys I am not some little coed, but a grown ass woman. Real women have fur. I love running my fingers through my own pussy fur. And I love to see it wet and covered with cum, both mine and yours! And don’t get me started on how good it smells after being fucked for hours. That my boys, is the scent of a woman. You know what I mean don’t you? My body is a playground for men. Big beautiful boobs, nice hairy snatch, perfect round tight ass. I get hot just describing myself. I know I am way hotter than any school girl. And, I am certain I can fuck and suck better than any college coed. I’m going to play with my pussy all morning and it get it good and ripe so when my strapping lawn boy arrives he can smell my eager wet cunt. I know he will appreciate the scent of a woman. Bet you would too!

 

Topless Car Wash with Glenda: Using My Big Natural Sponges for $$$$

I woke up this morning and discovered that I had somehow overdrawn my bank account. I thought to myself, how can I make some fast cash legally? Then I saw myself in the mirror and was like duh Glenda. Use what God gave you. See I have two very natural big money makers. It was a gorgeous sun shining day and perfect for a topless car wash. I quickly posted an ad on Craigslist: “Hooters girl giving topless car washes for charity today only.” Of course the charity is me. I have a few sprawling acres so some privacy and plenty of room for lots of cars. I put on some daisy dukes and a white wife beater with no bra, gathered up some buckets and sponges and some very pretty smelling soap. When I got outside, I was surprised to see a ton of cars already lined up. This wasn’t my first car wash, but looked like advertising it as topless brought a whole new crowd.

I have natural huge sponges that I use to wash cars with-my special signature wash I call it. I offered $50 car washes to watch me wash a car topless using my tits as sponges and $100 for the deluxe treatment which started with me spraying myself with water like I was in a wet-tee shirt contest and washing cars completely naked. And, for $200 men could watch me masturbate on the hood of their car or truck while washing the car with my ass as I sat on sponges. I’d even wax the car with my tits. I called this my “Rose Royce Car Wash Double Deluxe package.” No surprise most of my customers ordered the DD package. I made almost $3,000 dollars today. Not bad for waking up $75 over drawn. Not gonna lie, some of my customers were very hot and got some special treatment: titty fucking my big natural soapy sponges. Any cum that ended up on the car or truck, either got licked up by me, or buffered off with my ass! I love that fact that guys will spend good money just to gaze at my beautiful big curves.

At the car wash, woooh
Talking about the car wash, yeah
Cum on y’all and sing it for me
Car wash, woh, car wash yeah

(Work and work) Well those boys never seem to stop cumming
(Work and work) Keep those waxin’ machines humming
(Work and work) My titties on your bone
(Work and work) Keep it up, I can’t wait till it’s time to go fucking

Do you need a special double deluxe package today? I can’t seem to stop playing with my pussy and sucking on my titties. Obviously, I need to masturbate some more. Sure those guys got to watch me, but you can always hear me!!!

Tranny Phone Sex with Carla: A Very Special Souvenir

The middle of every month I break out my massive sex toy collection for cleaning. I’m very “anal.” You know how when some folks travel, they always bring back a souvenir? Well, I travel a lot and instead of bringing back stupid little spoons or shot glasses from every city I visit, I bring back a sex toy. I visit an adult store in every city and country I go to and pick out something pretty to use on my trip. Well today, while I was cleaning, I was reminded of the trip where I acquired not only my most cherished sex toy, but my most expensive one. Several years ago, my girlfriends and I went to Vegas for a week of debauchery. We stayed in a penthouse suite at the Bellagio Hotel. My girlies all know my routine, so as soon as we arrived and unpacked, we went looking for an adult store. The hot bell-hop suggested the Hustler store which was not far. It was my first time in one of Mr. Flynt’s fine establishments. I was like a wee one in a candy shop; surrounded by all sorts of goodies. There was a special room in back for VIP members that intrigued us. Like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory brats, we had to know what was behind that curtain. I politely asked the lady behind the counter how does one become a VIP? She snapped at us, “I’m sure you don’t have what it takes.” Feeling rebuffed, we were set to take our business elsewhere, when we heard a deep voice behind us say, “Now Ashley, that is no way to treat beautiful women.” I turned around and much to my surprise it was Larry Flynt. He apologized for the rudeness of his employee and invited us back to the VIP room. This was where all the high end sex toys were located. I had never seen such expensive toys. Mr. Flynt was a doll baby. He said because of my beauty and to make up for the rude way we were treated, I could pick out anything I wanted in this room as his gift to me.

There was a gold encrusted prostate massager for like 5 grand. A diamond studded vibrator for about the same. Lots of hand crafted glass dildos. I saw gold handcuffs and silver plated nipple clamps. The sex life styles of the rich and famous!! Then, I saw it; the unicorn butt plug. This was no ordinary butt plug. The actual plug was solid silver and spiraled like a unicorn’s horn. And the tail was made out of actual horse’s mane. Mr. Flynt saw my eyes get really big; I may have even salivated a little. I will never forget his words to me: “Carla, do you know how wonderful it feels to have a shaft of solid silver lodged up your rectum as you role play that you are a beautiful mythological creature?” No Mr. Flynt, I have never had that pleasure, yet. This was the Lamborghini of butt plugs and I simply had to have it. It’s price tag: $3,675. I know he said I could have anything I wanted, but that was a high price tag. He assured me it was no problem and ordered his bitchy clerk to wrap it all up nice and pretty for me, and to threw in some gold dust body lubricant. I felt like a princess. I was spoiled by a wealthy, older man who wanted nothing in return but a kiss on the cheek and a smile.

Now, any city I visit, if they have a Hustler store that is the first place I go for my souvenir. Before I left Vegas, I broke in that special butt plug with a high roller I picked up in the casino the very night I acquired it. Larry was correct; there is no better feeling (outside of a throbbing cock) than pure silver up your ass. Do you have any favorite toys? I’d love to hear about your special “souvenir” and the first time you used it. Maybe we can use our souvenirs together?

Mutual masturbation outdoors

I love nature. It’s amazing to be out in the middle of nowhere, enjoying the serenity and beauty all around. One of my best friends and I took advantage of the summer weather and went on hike yesterday. He brought a picnic and we sat beside the stream and an abandoned cabin that we found. It was amazing as we talked and laughed. Then, he leaned over and kissed me on the lips. I smiled and he began to apologize. I leaned over and kissed him, my tongue grazing his lips. Then, I ran to the stream, stripping off my clothes. He started to follow my lead but then picked up his camera instead. He took pictures as I splashed in the water; and, then, I got out and sat on the porch for a few pictures but returned to the soft grass. I spread my legs and thrust my pussy in the air. I could see his cock getting hard between his legs and I started to rub my clit. I licked two fingers and slid them inside my pussy while he kept taking pictures. He moaned and dropped his camera; he said, “Oh fuck, Monika” and took off his pants to stroke his cock. I was climaxing, looking at the beautiful sky.  I told him that he couldn’t cum yet; I asked him to pick up the camera again and get close-ups of my face and my pussy as I came. Laying there, completely relaxed, I ordered him to cum, and he did…hard. We lay there, both smiling, and admiring the scene and our relaxed bodies. He asked me if he could keep the pictures and I laughed, telling him he could if he would send me copies of the best ones!

Mutual Masturbation Phone Sex with Sexy Step Mom Sheila

At first I resisted the charms of my strapping young step sons. It was easier to fight the desire to fuck and suck their hard cocks when my husband could still get his dick up. But now that he is older and a workaholic, my hot horny ass just can’t say no to cock; especially, young, hard, working cock. My step sons are in college now, but they have no problem taking care of me whenever I need. But sometimes, like today, I find myself alone, waiting on one of them to show up. I was feeling kinda romantic and sensual today. First, I decided to take a nice long hot bubble bath. As I laid there in the Jacuzzi tub, thinking about the first time got seduced by my youngest step son, I got really turned on. I needed to cum. One of the many benefits of being female is the ability to cum over and over again with no needed “down time.” I arranged myself so the jet stream hit my clit just right and in a matter of seconds, I felt my whole body quivering. I cam hard and I cam quick; just how I needed to start my morning off. A good cum is better than a cup of coffee any day!

After my relaxing bubble bath, I put on this sexy red night gown my husband bought me in Paris last month. He has not been able to enjoy me properly in it, so his son should have the honor. I was still moist between my legs. I made myself a mimosa and I walked around the house in my sexy nightie and a pair of high heels that makes my fine big booty pop, sipping my drink and reminiscing about my cougar exploits. Of course, I got all hot and bothered again and found myself on the couch touching my special spot. Legs spread, head tilted back so my long beautiful hair fell over the side of the couch, my hands began to caress my curves. I love touching my ample breasts, my flat tummy, my juicy ass cheeks….. And, I love rubbing my clit in tiny slow circles. Slow and steady makes for a much more intense orgasm.   I lay on that couch masturbating myself to several intense cums before my step son arrived. He had flowers in one hand and his hard cock in the other when I opened my eyes. There he was in all his glory, waiting for my wet cunt. He knew I was thinking about him, he knew I was ready for an afternoon of love making….

Don’t get me wrong, masturbation will never replace a hard cock for me. But, it is the best gift we can give ourselves. I think if everyone masturbated several times a day, this would be a much better world! Whatever your fantasy may be, trust that I will find it hot too. I love to let my callers hear my juicy cunt as I play with myself on calls. Let’s get off together. Let’s have some wicked sexy mutual masturbation phone sex.