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Cougars, Cock and Coke

I partied hard Friday night. Been a long time since I did lines of coke, boozed it up and fucked all night. But, it’s like riding a bike. You never forget how to party. A girlfriend of mine came over that night. Our intent was to watch some scary movies and pass out candy to trick or treaters. But, my youngest stepson stopped by with a fraternity brother of his and they had some blow on them. We got to talking about how long it’s been since I partied like a rock star and the next thing you know, I am on all fours, doing lines of coke off my friend’s ass while getting double penetrated by stepson and his friend.

Brought back memories of wild party nights when I was in my 20s. I’m a cougar now, but you know what? I can still party. We fucked all night long and most of Saturday too. Blow makes cocks so hard. I even convinced my girlfriend to fuck my stepson. She normally prefers older men, but when she saw his hammer  of a cock, she had second thoughts about older men. My stepson and his friend did their share of coke, but they certainly did not need it to get or stay hard. No blue pills in their future anytime soon.

Great weekend. Turned my friend into a certified cougar. Reminded myself I am not as old as I thought I was. And got plenty of coke, cock and cum.

Happy Plush Animals Lovers Day

Today is Plush Animal Lover’s Day. This is a day of celebration that is held every year to show your favorite stuffed toy some extra special love and appreciation. As a younger girl, I was very fond of my stuffed animals, overly fond of them actually. I showed them a lot of love. I had this one life sized plush camel that got shown the most love. I would ride that thing like a horse. I’d get on top of it naked and grind my pretty little bald beaver in between his humps, creaming all over its fur.  I still have Mr. Humps too. I brought him out today to reconnect. I’m a lot bigger now, and my pussy is no longer bald, but I did show him “some extra special love and appreciation” in honor of this special day.

Now, instead of fitting in between his humps, I can actually fuck one of his humps. I didn’t want them to get jealous, so I made sure I inserted each of Mr. Humps’ hump into my pussy and grinded away until I exploded. I was lost in the memories of frottage with my stuffed animals when my stepson said my name. I looked up to see him jacking his cock. Before I could take care of him, he shot his load across the room right in Mr. Humps’ mouth. Nothing shows extra special love and appreciation than a creamy facial! When I told him about Plush Animal Lover’s Day and all the fun I had rubbing my little bald cunnie all over  my stuffed animals, he went into his room and pulled out the  few he had and instructed me to give them some love too. He enjoyed watching me rub them all over my cunt. I told him now his stuffed animals would always smell like me.

The original origins of this day’s creation are vague, but it seems to be based in some unconfirmed Urban Legend.  A  teddy bear collector came up with the idea of a Teddy Bears Picnic Day in the late eighties. Rumor has it that other stuffed animals became jealous that Teddy Bears had their own celebration and demanded a special day all of their own! And now, we have Plush Animal Lovers Day. So today, I have been celebrating with Mr. Humps, my stepson and his stuffed animals. Don’t knock it till you try it. Feels good to rub your pussy all over a stuffed animal.  Something hot about that friction!

A Cock So Big I Was His Bitch

I have a new real man who calls me. He understands what I need and his 9 inch cock that is coke bottle thick guarantees him I am his WHORE. I am a switch hitter.  If you got a small dick, you are my bitch. If you got a nice big one, well I am YOUR bitch. And, I was not only his bitch, but his little breeding whore. You see when a man has a real cock, his sperm is potent and can knock thirty bitches up with one load. My new stud pounded my pussy and ass the way I deserve to be pounded. I was begging for him to knock me up. I was screaming for his baby batter. This world needs more hot bitches and more well hung studs. We have enough tint dick losers. My pussy was hungry for his cock and for his spunk. I am a greedy whore for a big dick. He made it clear that he owned my pussy. That my pussy was his private vessel to drop his seed into whenever he wanted. He wants to breed me.  I can’t blame him. I am a pretty bitch; I would breed more pretty bitches.

I cannot begin to stress how important size is to me. I am a goddess and I know what I need. My new stud knows what I need. His divine rod in all my fucking holes filling me up with his cum. I am a hot bitch and I will not settle for less than I deserve. I need more studs to take control of me, fuck  me  like the bitch in heat that I am. Are you worthy enough to impregnate me?

 

Foot Fetish Phone Sex with Vinny

I love my feet, I bet you do too. Just look at them. They are so pretty and smooth. I get pedicures regularly; plus I live near the beach and sand is a natural exfoliate, which helps keeps my feet in good condition to be worshiped by your mouth, by your cock. I know you are staring at them right now. Imagining putting each pretty little toe in your mouth, maybe even the whole foot. I bet if you close your eyes, you can feel my feet wrapped around your cock. I give the best foot jobs. Not only do you enjoy my feet working up and down on your shaft, but I get to enjoy the feel of your cum squishing between my toes. Hot jizz oozing all over my feet is so sexy. And, luckily I am in great shape, so I can take my own cum covered feet and put them n my mouth to suck that spunk right off. I bet you would get hard again just watching that!

I love all sorts of foot play. You can rub, suck, lick, nibble, dress, smell, manicure, massage, kiss, bind and caress my feet for both of our arousal. I can even trample, stomp, squish, or jack your dick with my pretty feet. What are you waiting for? Cum get my pretty feet and toes.

Don’t Delude Yourself Loser, Size Does Matter

Hey there tiny dick loser. Look at my hot body. You know you want me. But guess what? You don’t deserve me. I am way too hot for you, LOSER. That’s right, my Pomeranian has a bigger package than you. Hell, my clit gets bigger than your dick when a real man is working it. And you are correct, you are not a man. A man has a cock, not a clit stick.  A man makes a woman cum, not squint and laugh. A real man can get it up without the help of a pretty blue pill. A real man can fuck a woman all night long with minimal down time.  Areal man can fuck in any position because his dick won’t fall out of my pussy. A real man can cover me in cum. A real man can give me something I can feel.

I do not understand women who say size doesn’t matter. Size is the only  thing that matters. I can’t wait to laugh at you; reject you; make you beg and plead ; dress you up; force you to suck cock; deny you; humiliate you; maybe even fuck you in your back door pussy.

If you got a tiny dick, you better not call to fuck me.  Access to my hot holes will be denied to anyone with less than 8 inches of solid meat. Know your place loser. And that would be being my sissy, my slave, my cuckold, my pet, my bitch, my fluffer, my clean up boy….

He’s Still My Little Boy

My pussy has been dripping wet since he left thinking about our time together. I have had to change my panties so many times that I finally said fuck it and put on a skirt with no panties at all. My son is all grown up and lives out of town but he had a business trip that brought him home and of course he stayed with mommy. I made sure  to go shopping for all his favorite things before he got here but more importantly I made sure to get all the things I wanted for our play dates after he got home from work. He may be all grown up but he will always be my little boy and I made sure he knew that while we both enjoyed some good old fashioned role play. I got lots of diapers and bottles and all the things a little one would need. Each evening when he got home I took his big grown up man clothes off. I laid him on the bed and powdered his bottom before putting on his diaper and giving him his bottle. In his playpen he went while mommy cooked dinner cooing at him just like I did so many years ago. After feeding him and giving him his nightly bath I laid him on my lap and let him suckle my breasts eagerly while I fondled his dick in his diaper, making him hard and ready. Mommy took such good care of her little boy and he loved every minute of the pampering and attention. I hope he has to come back soon for business so we can do it again!

 

Cum on Mommy’s Titties

Do you like big tits? My stepsons sure do. In fact they are obsessed with my boobs. Of course, I encouraged their obsession by wearing low cut, tight shirts with no bra. Sometimes, I even let a boob peak out . I am skilled at the art of tease. Ever since they were in school still, I’d make sure my lingerie was left out to be seen. I’d leave door open while I was in the shower or changing. Let them hear me masturbating, let them catch a glimpse of me with another guy. I wanted to give them ample jack off material! Sometimes, they would even sneak into my room at night and cum on my tits while I slept.

When they got older, I just let them jack off on my tits. I loved licking their young cum of my big titties. Eventually, I let them titty fuck me. They started fucking my boobs long before they had access to my cunt or ass. It was so hot to watch them mount my rib cage and slide their cocks in between my big bouncy boobs. I would push them together to make it a snug fit and just wait for my pearl necklace.

I still let them titty fuck me. I mean look at my boobs. Wouldn’t you wanna slide your piece of meat in between them and shoot a load?  Mommy is waiting for your spunk.

Sunday Afternoon In St Augustine

It is Sunday afternoon, our last day on vacation.St Augustine Florida will never be the same! We rented a pontoon for a private tour on the water of the Fort and Lighthouse. When the boat captain asked us what we do for a living and we told him, he could not hide the pop tent in his pants as his dick got hard. We giggled and laughed at him and our tour took a turn for the better. Old Captain will never forget us! After we left we all talked about what size we thought it was based on the rise in his brown shorts! Captain John was the topic of conversation all night long.   I am going to miss my fellow Fuckalicious Whores. We have had a week together and not one hot stud out there has taken advantage of the fact that we are all in one house and can give him a phone sex fantasy that is once in a life time. I really thought at least Big Ben was man enough to handle us all at once, not in different places on three way, but all together for real. But it is all good we have had a blast and found a few unsuspeting surfers that we were able to lure into our Fuckalicious web. Poor tanned fuckers will never be the same. All of us at one time proves to be to much for the average man. We chew them up and spit them out, enjoying every minute of it. I have missed the girls and tomorrow when mommy gets home she is going to take them into her arms, kissing them and hugging them and showing them how much she loves them for hours. They will know how much I miissed tthem. Vacation is always fun but so is going home to my girls.

Idle Hands

I think I had full moon fever.  Not sure what came over me. Maybe it’s because Halloween is approaching that I was feeling a little dark. Normally I am just a big cock fucker. I’m all about the size. But It was almost like I was possessed. I got my husband’s big tactical knife and went out for a walk. Now normally I don’t go walking alone, nor do I really walk, unless it’s to go get some big dick. This night was different. I felt like something was calling me into the woods. Something was controlling me.

I started walking and came across an old railroad. I started following the tracks. I had my big knife if anything happened. But then I just stopped dead in my tracks, no pun intended. I saw a man, a rather scary looking man. I stared at him for awhile to see if he was gonna make a move  towards me but he was motionless. Rather creepy. Just gazed right through me. But then it was like some how he led me here; some how he was controlling me. Like I was meant to see him, meant to stop right here.

I pulled my jeans off, removed my panties and bent over showing him my ass and cunt. He was still motionless, expressionless. I had laid the knife on the ground to masturbate for my creepy watcher but my hand picked up the knife as if compelled to do so. I started rubbing it all over my body. I think inserted it in my cunt. It was like that horror film “Idle Hands.” My mind knew I shouldn’t be doing this, but my hand was not being controlled by me. I started fucking my pussy with a knife. The cool steel felt hot in my pussy. But I was starting to bleed a little. I tried to go slower, but my hand went faster. I was scaring myself. Then suddenly my hand dropped the now bloody knife. I kicked it away quickly before I was compelled to pick it back up.

I looked for my stranger and he was gone. Just like that. A shadowy motionless figure in the woods that for a brief moment had some odd control over me. Was it a witch? A demon? A ghost? Or simply the devil himself? Whatever it was it pulled me into the woods, to that train track. My pussy will heal and be back to taking huge cock again soon. But I can’t shake the feeling that something is still out there, something evil lurking in the woods that wants me, wants me dead.

Prostitution Phone Sex with Sheila: Alley Whore

I was in downtown LA, East Compton to be exact. Not the best part of town, but my car broke down and I had no cell reception. I started to hoof it and see if I could find a payphone, if they even existed any more. I was pretty scantily clad as I was on my way to meet my step sons for some good old fashioned afternoon delight. Out of nowhere comes some guy around a corner and pushes me to the ground stealing my purse. I’m in the middle of a bad neighborhood with no identity, no phone, no keys, no money. I was starting to panic a bit. No cops in sight. How was I going to get out of the hood. The old fashioned way that was how.

I started flashing cars as they passed by. Thinking I could get someone to pull over for a fuck up against the alley wall. I had a bit of trouble at first. Flashing my big boobs seemed to just  get honks and yells. WTF? I am a fine big ass bootylicious MILF in the hood. Certainly someone had some money for a quick fuck or tug and gurgle. Finally this young guy in an El Camino yelled, “How much?” I walked up to his car and said $75 bucks for a 15 minute fuck in the alley. I was all prepared to Blue Light Special myself as I was desperate and $50 would get me a cab, but he agreed.  He parked the car and we ducked into the alley.

I love fucking, but honestly I have never taken money to fuck nor I have fucked in an alley with dumpsters around me and the stench of garbage. But, I lucked out. There was an old couch by one of the dumpsters. Probably disgusting and disease ridden but beggars can’t be choosers. It was better than fucking against a graffiti riddled alley wall with broken glass under my feet. I told my John he had to be on the bottom. I would ride him hard reverse cowgirl, but my ass was not touching that couch. I just thought about seeing my step sons soon and fucked the hell out of that guy. Even let him cum inside me. I was such a filthy whore prostituting myself in an alley in broad daylight. Kind of turned me on being that desperate, that depraved. Had me wondering if I could have a good side career as an alley whore. Something sexy about being an upper class gal fucking in a dirty alley for $75.

My John paid me, and even tipped me and when I explained my situation he offered to take me home and call AAA for me. So, he paid me for sex, fucked me in an alley and was a complete gentleman? My first day as a professional whore was going pretty darn well. I think I may have found my calling. There is something hot and taboo about being paid to fuck.