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My New Puppy Benji

I got a new puppy – my sweet, darling, little BENJI. He is such a good little pup. He walks so good on the leash and he loves to stick his nose right up between my legs and give me little puppy kisses! His cold wet nose drives my pussy crazy, and he pants and whines for more. I took him out to the store the other day, and I could see everyone staring at him on his leash – he is so adorable.

I walked him through the store, but the poor little K9 just couldn’t keep his paws off me! Every time I would stop walking, he would stick his nose up my skirt and even when I yanked on his collar and told him to get down, he had a hard time listening. I know he is just learning, but I have to be stern with him. I bent over to get something from the bottom shelf, and he jumped right up on my back trying to mount me.

Everyone in the store was watching at this point and his fluffy little fur felt so good on my ass that I decided to let him get a little. He humped away and I told him what a good little puppy he was. He licked the back of my neck as he got the treat that he wanted. I just love my little Benji. I am going to take him everywhere with me and show him off to all my friends!

Baby Billy Fagan and His Tiny Cock

Little Baby Billy just didn’t learn his lesson — here are some photos of his tiny little cock. And here’s a HUGE surprise — He was LYING about having a girlfriend!! Can you believe the little dicked sissy faggot having the nerve to lie to me?? Well, part of his punishment is revealing him and who he actually is to the world – His name is Little Baby Billy Fagan  and he lives in .Pennsylvania. He is originally from Tennessee, but probably got laughed out of town because of the size of his cock! hahaha

It doesn’t take long for women to hear about it when a guy’s cock is microscopic and pathetic like his. I think its only fair that any woman even thinking about him should be able to google him and see exactly what they are in for. Or NOT in for in this case. He couldn’t give someone a good fucking with that tiny thing if he tried! He is also seen here in some pink panties… you can see his teeny weeny cock barely poking out of the top. Its so sad I just laughed my ass off.  I saw next to his credit card — holy shit its sooooo tiny. I have seen bigger cocks on little tots!

So, girlies, what do you think of Little Baby Billy Fagan and his sissy faggot little penis?

XOXOXOXO
Mistress Janelle

Don’t Forget to Vote

It’s Election Day. Did you vote? I could care less about your party affiliation, or most politics in general. But, you can’t bitch to me about anything political if you have not exercised your right to vote. I have an Election Day ritual every election. I start off first by playing with my pole. I take a few hours to exercise my right to stroke my throbbing cock. No better freedom than the art of self love. I then get dressed up very festive and wear my baby doll tee shirt that says “I Only Fuck Boys Who Vote.”  I make some “Vote” cake pops and I march on down to my poll precinct looking all sexy, and entice folks to vote. I mean who doesn’t want to vote  when a hot bitch like me is encouraging them?

This afternoon I picked up a nice older voter with my tee.  He came out all proud with his little “I Voted ” sticker and asked if I wanted to have some fun. He was in a sweet BMW sports car with Rolex on his wrist. He screamed sugar daddy. I hopped in his car with him, and we went for a ride. Of course I had to suck his pole while driving. It was thick and long, just how I like my cocks. His cock could have steered the car. I was bobbing up and down his cock, when he lost control of the car and we ended up in a ditch.

We were okay. But super horny. I had to fuck him or have him fuck me. When I pulled off my pants, he was shocked to see I had a pole too. But it didn’t faze him for long.  He went down on me like a captain on a sinking ship.  The car was small and I was squirming around so much I ended up with the gear shift up my ass. Now, that made me cum almost instantly. Getting my pole sucked and my ass fucked at the same time. We had a hot time in his car. I Never made it to a house! I forgot I had cake pops in my purse. I took them out and I fucked his ass with a Vote cake pop. Most of the cake ended up in his ass, which was fine by me. I just ate it right out of his hot ass. When he dropped me back at my car, I thanked him for voting and sucking.

Don’t forget to vote. When you do, you get access to my pretty pole!!!

Drunken threesome

After Daddy left I needed to get out of the house so us girls had a ladies night. We had one rule and it was no boys allowed. It only took two hours for me to break that rule, the girls were surprised I managed to last that long. There were just too many to choose from so I couldn’t control myself.
The man I was most interested in said his name was James. My girl Roxanne was flirting with his friend Nate, but just for free drinks. After we each got a few it was clear that she wasn’t interested in playing so our friends took her home. Now that I had James and Nate to myself my night was nowhere near over.

We had a few more shots before we left the club, but we didn’t get far. They both started undressing me in a very dark, dirty alley. James pinned me against the wall while Nate pulled my skirt off and cut my stockings. Then, James ripped my shirt open and shoved me down on a dirty couch. My pussy was being filled by Nate’s thick cock as James fucked my throat hard and deep. Someone that walked by started watching us, but we weren’t gonna stop until everybody got off.
When all three of us stumbled out of the alley the stranger ran. None of us cared enough to chase him, we were too drunk and tired. The entire walk home I could feel Nate’s cum leaking out of me and running down my legs. I let them crash at my place for the night hoping that meant we might a little more fun in the morning. Sadly, they were too hung over. What amateurs!

Waiting to play

     I am such a horny slut, I sit here with my tight pussy dripping wet, waiting on you and your huge cock to cum play with me. I am such a cum slut that if I can’t get fucked everyday, I am just not happy, I need you so bad right now. My pussy and sweet little ass is waiting on you to cum plunge your great big fuck rod into any of my sweet honey hole you can image. God I need you right now. I need to cum on your dick, face, anything as long as I cum, and get filled with your thick man juices, I don’t care.

     Please wont you make me cum for you, I promise I will make you cum for me. Baby come on by and let me be your, fuck slave for a while. I will be waiting for you. I am playing with my sweet wet cunt right now just waiting for you to make me your bitch. Let me help you unlock your every fantasy for you, and take your cock to a whole new level of busting a hot nut.

Impregnate an Indian MILF, Celebrate Native American Heritage Month

I am actually half Native American. Guess you could say I am a half breed, like the Cher song from the 70s. Every November, during National Native American Heritage Month, I get in touch with my roots.  I travel up to Lac du Flambeau, Wisconsin, where my grandma was raised. It’s a small reservation, but they have a gambling casino and lots of camping, so the town makes it money off of tourists. This weekend, they held their annual Pow Wow. Most participants are Native American, but always a few folks just curious about the culture.

I wore my face makeup and a full headdress. I kind of stick out in a traditional buckskin dress because of my big boobs. Well, I attracted an admirer at the Pow Wow, a barely legal one too. He seemed to have some archaic, even racist views of Native American women. Thought we were all submissive “sqaws.” Well, it was my duty to teach him about modern women. You see in Native American culture, women are celebrated above men; we are quite dominate actually. We can give life, and that alone makes us superior. We are goddesses of fertility. I took him into the  Tee Pee I was staying in for the weekend. I sucked his cock; titty fucked him; then rode his young hard cock. I called the shots. Fucked him on my terms. I thought I would mess with him a bit. I demanded he give me his young seed so I could procreate like the Goddess I am.  I begged for him to cum deep inside me. Explained his only role in a Native American woman’s world was to impregnate her.

He shot his load way up inside me. I told him I could feel my belly getting bigger instantly, my boobs filling with milk. He fell for it. Felt like a God for a moment thinking he had such potent sperm he could impregnate me instantly. He was a hot young fuck. Pretty sure he had some good swimmers too. He was half my age. Young, dumb and full of cum. Just what every Native American Goddess wants in a fuck. Hell, what every MILF wants in a fuck.

National Housewife Day for Three

Happy National Housewife Day! My girl friend’s shitty husband decided to spend the day at work in stead of home licking her pussy to thank her for all she does — she is the prefect little pristine housewife. What an idiot he is. He doesn;t have any idea how much I love to lick pussy – and we all know thats what every woman wants on her special day.

I knocked on her door, and gave her some flowers and told her she is the hottest housewife I know. She giggled, so innocent, no idea I was about to rock her world! We went inside and she actually offered me iced tea! Oh my god – she is just too perfect! It was time for this gorgeous little wifey to get what she needs. I told her no thanks on the tea, and reached for her blouse. I began to unbutton it and she pulled away a little, not understanding.

I told her to relax, and that I was going to do to her what her stupid husband should be hoe doing to her. She blushed and giggled, and tehn stuck her chest out as a signal for me to do what I want. I ripped her blouse open, fuck the buttons, and exposed her perfect little titties. I sucked them as I pulled up her skirt and backed her towards the couch. She was moaning so loud it made my pussy wet before we even got there.

I laid her back, spread her gorgeous legs amd stuck my tongue deep inside her. I was licking her cunt so good, and she was swearing like a truckdriver! I had never ever heard her little mouth say anything dirty, so I knew I was driving her clit wild. We were so caught up, that we didn’t even hear the front door open. Her husband had walked in, and was standing watching me lick her sweet pussy. The poor chump actually had brought flowers, so once we saw him we all had a good laugh. He joined us for the rest of the afternoon and he paid both of us with his cock for her being such a perfect little housewife!

Foot Fetish Phone Sex with Vinny: Cum on My Feet

I was at the salon getting a pedicure yesterday. When I left, I went to the grocery store and picked up an admirer. Now usually, my admirers are looking at my tits or firm ass. This one was fixated on my pretty toes and freshly pedicured feet. He paid for my groceries and I invited him over to my house to repay his kindness with a foot job. He got hard just rubbing my feet. I let him suck my toes for awhile, before unzipping his pants and wrapping my pretty, soft feet around his dark meat. His cock was huge between my tiny feet, but I loved the dichotomy: big/small, black/white. I love the feel of a cock on my feet. Taking my big toe and tracing all the veins; playing with the pre cum; even putting a toe or two in a man’s ass. I went as slow as I could to prolong the pleasure for my well hung admirer. But then I was turned on too since it was a huge cock, and I do love my dark specials. I started rubbing my clit and rubbing my feet on his cock like I was starting a fire. Didn’t take long before the volcano of cum erupted on my feet. I love the feel of cum in between my toes. I played with it for awhile.

My house guest pulled out a wad of cash, gave me a few hundred dollars and his business card. Said he hoped we could work out some regular meeting. I’m sure we can. I love giving foot jobs and getting loads of cum on my pretty pedicured feet.

Fun With My Married Neighbor

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So my family went away on one of their monthly get a way weekends. So I had stuff I had to do I wasn’t able to go and for some reason my dad thought that I still needed a babysitter or someone to check on me, since he was not going to be around. So who did he THINK was a good fit to watch me, his one and only  little girl. Our neighbor, the one that is married and has little ones of his own now.

 

He said that ‘Mr. Smith” would be just popping in to check on me every now and again, to make sure that everything was okay and that I didn’t need anything. One morning I woke up in a good mood, which rarely happens. I am not a morning person unless it involves my pussy being played with or a cock in my mouth. Which neither of those happened. I just woke up knowing that, that day was going to be a good day. I started making breakfast and was about to find some coffee to put on when the the door bell rang. I was only in my shirt and little panties but it’s not so bad, as long as I am not naked right? I opened up the door and there was Mr Smith was a jaw wide open. I just smirked because I swore I seen his cock throb through his pants.

 

He just said he was checking on me today since he was off work. I asked if he wanted any coffee and went to look for some and couldn’t find it. I was bending over looking in the cabinets and felt someone come up behind me and start grinding on my ass and rubbing his hands on my tits. I got wet instantly, because I love cock, old or young. I am not picky. I grabbed his hands and ran them into my underwear to feel how wet my cunt already was. I turned around pulled his pants down and got to sucking his cock right away. He moaned loudly as soon as my lips where wrapped around his cock head. He started fucking my mouth, shoving his cock down my throat. When his cock was nice and hard he picked me up and pushed my up against the counter. Pulled my panties off and shoved his cock in my cunt. He was fucking my tight young hot wet cunt like he hadn’t been inside of one for months. I wasn’t complaining, it felt great! I leaned up and moaned in his ear for him to shoot his cum deep inside my young cunt and he did just that. After that day I haven’t minded Mr. Smith cumming to check on me.

 

 

Anal Phone Sex With Betty

I can’ get enough of anal pleasure.

I believe everyone should try it, whether you are forced or willing to try it.

I love everything there is about getting fucked in my beautiful ass.

Since its the Holiday season, which by the way is my favorite time of year! I must tell you about my first time Having Anal!

It was thanksgiving day and I went to my roommates family thanksgiving where I met her really sexy uncle. 

He was a beast. so sexy! Tattoos, big arms and ugh he smelled so amazing! Just hugging him my pussy got wet. He smelled that good! All women love it when their guys smell good! Any way lucky for me he was going through a divorce. And he looked like he needed some. I being cocky and almost an adult felt like it was my gift to him to give him some pussy. 

 

I asked him to help me set up my room, which was the office and had a pull out couch and a bathroom off to the right. I was excited, He walked in after me he had blankets, pillows and a sheet for the bed. He he set them down and turned around I had my pants off. 

I asked him how long it would take him to get off and he just smiled at me. He bent me over the arm of the chair and slid his cock into my dripping wet pussy, He spit of my ass and slid a finger up there. He was going to town on my pussy. 

He was so big and so strong I came in just a few minutes, He stopped and was so sweaty.. He kissed my neck and as he pulled out his finger I felt him push the head of his big cock into my ass. The pain of his cock being in my ass was so harsh , but the feeling of his cock packed into my tight virgin ass was so marvelous. I laid there trying to relax my body for him to bury his cock into me, I started to caress my clit… that orgasm  was overwhelming!!