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Party Quotes

♦ I’ve never had a problem with drugs. I’ve had problems with the police.
♦ A good friend would bail you out of jail, but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, “damn that was awesome”.
♦ No officer theres no blood in my alcohol system.
♦ You’re only bad if youre caught so that makes me a good girl, right?
♦ I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it!
♦ We are the people our parents warned us about.
♦ Now I lay me down to sleep, a bottle of vodka at my feet, if I shall die before I wake tell my friends I drank it straight.
♦ Cocaine is Gods way of saying you’re making to much money.
♦ The road goes on forever, but the party never ends.
♦ I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.
♦ Thought when sober, said when drunk.
♦ I read about the evils of drinking so I gave up reading.
♦ Drugs, sex, and rock n roll.
♦ All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fatting.
♦ If I did nothing wrong, I’d never do anything.
♦ There are only two kinds of criminals: those who get caught and the rest of us.

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Get HIGH HIGH HIGH with Haley

I got so totally fucked up this past weekend it was unreal.  I mean BLITZED!!!!! 

Liquor + Coke=’s Happy Haley!

Happy & Horny Haley!

My daughter was at her grandma’s and though I love partying with her, it was nice to be free for a change to party without the brat around to bug me.  I had a simply fucking amazing time and the only thing that was missing was you.  Maybe next weekend some of you party boys can join me in a few shots and lines?

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Bottoms UP!

Time to get your drink on. Shot after shot, let’s see who gets wasted first. Light up another cig, grab another bottle, it’s time to let loose and enjoy the weekend! Pfff weekend, weekday, weeknight, it’s Happy Hour somewhere right?! I am a horny fucking nympho and I’m going to have you drinkin your wallet away with me as we grab another ho from the bar that I know. One maybe two, fuck let’s bring them all back to my pad. I love the taste of pussy and I can’t wait to show you the things I can do with my tongue baby. If you start sobering up, I’ll bring you another glass to chug while your balls deep in another bitch, fucking her up the ass! I’ll keep the rest of these sluts busy, tonguing and fingering their pussies, giving you all the visual you’ll need baby for one helluva fucking fun night! My pussy doesn’t know the meaning of “down time”. I’m gonna fuck the ever living shit out of you baby until we’ve drenched this bed with cum. Round two, you didn’t think it was over didja? Another shot, another smoke and it’s right back to pound town where your dick is going to nut until ya aint got no nut left to blow! Listening to rock, drinkin another shot, fuckin like there’s no tomorrow… Let me ROCK ON your cock!