Some people might wonder how the fuck blasphemy phone sex is something that would even turn anyone on. Meanwhile, I’m over here wondering why it wouldn’t!!! If you think about it, Christianity is the ultimate in controlling other people. So, if you’ve always gone to church on Sundays and worshiped God, you’re exactly the kind of person who needs to call me for religious blasphemy. You have been controlled for so long and you need to just get it all out of your system. So, what you need to do is get on the phone and give me a call.
See, you know that the Dark Lord is going to give you better orgasms than that so-called Christian God. That God doesn’t even want you to have them in the first place. Just imagine what nutting is going to feel like once you start to worship the one who cares about your cum. I don’t think you’ll ever go back to the other way of doing things. Once you have your first blasphemous orgasm, you will never want to have a watered-down experience ever again. All you have to do to get everything you’ve dreamed of is call me and I’ll help you see the light. There’s no greater orgasm than the ones possessed by Beelzebub himself.