Santa is such a perv! I mean come on, dancer and vixen? We all know what that’s about. I wonder just how he came up with those names. You think Santa and Mrs. Claus were into freaky little reindeer games themselves? I know they are, cooped up all year in the North Pole with nothing to do for three hundred and sixty four nights out of the year. I bet it’s a whole lot we don’t know about Santa. If only reindeer could talk. I know they would have stories for days. The elves too. Nobody is that cheerful. And Santa should be one angry man at Christmas. I know I would be if I had to go through a list of all the good and bad ass little ones and deliver toys in 24hrs all around the world. That is not an ideal job description. The part they don’t tell us is that Mrs. Claus is there too, sucking Santa off at every location to make sure he stays happy, like Merry Christmas Bitches! Mrs. Claus is the perfect definition of GFE! She drinks up all Santa’s egg nog and doesn’t complain one bit! Get out your pens and paper. Mrs. Claus is going to take us to school on how to please and keep our men. Can I show you what she taught me today? It had something to do with my tongue….
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Fucking Under The Influence
Last Friday night my husband came home from work and dinner was on the table. We all had a nice dinner together and I got up and started cleaning the kitchen. After that was all done I thought I would do a load of laundry when my husband came in and handed me a bag and said it time you went out. I opened the bag and looked inside to see a lot of cocaine and some other drugs too. On the top of the bag was a hotel key, he said, “You better pack a bag for your weekend out.” I did so and headed out to the hotel. Its a very nice hotel down town and I was looking forward to some alone time.
Once I arrived at the hotel and checked in I got to the room and got into a nice warm bubble bath right after snorting a huge amount of cocaine, just enough that I knew I would feel really good in no time at all. While soaking in the tub I heard someone in the room. I got out of the tub and wrapped a towel around me, as I peeked out of the bathroom door I could see several men in the room. One of the guys pulled me by my wrist and threw me on the bed. Before I knew what was happening they were shoving pills down my throat.
Then two of them would hold me down while the others were fucking me in my ass, my pussy and my mouth. They were flipping me over in odd positions and shoving their cocks into every hole I have. They pinched and slapped my ass, my tits and were cumming all over me. This went on all night, the next morning someone had ordered breakfast and it was by my bed. I woke up feeling awful. Not sure what the pills were and my body ached all over. About this time my husband came into my room and sat down. He didn’t say a word, before long he handed me more pills and said to take them. I did and within minutes the room filled with a different group of men. I must have passed out because I don’t recall what happened, but by the time I checked out to go home on Sunday I was black and blue all over and could barely walk to my car.
Cum unwrap me Baby!
I will be your nasty present baby! Cum unwrap me and enjoy the fun. I have a nice big black cock waiting for you to suck. Show me how much you want me baby! Get on your knees and take my nigga cock into your mouth. Come on baby. Swallow that cock. Let me hear you choke on it! Get it nice and wet. I am going to fill you up like you have never had it before! Get ready to be pumped hard! I am going to shove this hard cock deep inside your tight little pussy. I am going to take you like you have always dreamed of. Cum ride my thick dick baby. Milk this hard cock dry! I am going to fill you up with the thickest nigga cum you have ever had. You are going to feel me for days deep inside you! This will be the best present you have ever gotten! Merry Christmas Baby!
I’m Your Ho, Ho, Ho!
Santa baby, will you wrap your hand around my throat and squeeze?
Been a real naughty bitch, Santa baby.
Please cum and fuck me real hard tonight.
Santa baby, a doggie collar for you to use on me;
I’ll obey you, I swear, Santa baby.
Please cum and fuck your black slut tonight.
Think of the times I drank your piss.
Think of all the bowls I’ve eaten of your shit.
Next year I’ll serve you just as well… Please cum for me, that’s my Xmas wish.
Santa baby, may I have a cage for when you’re in a rage?
I can retreat to there, Santa baby.
Please cum and fuck your black slut tonight.
Santa honey, one little thing I would like to ask…
A bath…in vomit – yours or mine, Santa baby.
Please cum and fuck me real hard tonight.
Santa cutie, will you fill my dirty cunt and ass with cock?
And, leave your cum on my spine, Santa cutie?
Please cum and fuck your black slut tonight.
Will you trim my pussy hair with a rusty razor that you found somewhere?
I really do submit to you;
Let’s see how you dominate me…
Santa baby, one little thing to add to my stuff – some cuffs.
I don’t mean on my pants, Santa baby.
Please cum and fuck your black slut tonight.
Cum and fuck me real hard tonight.
Cum, tonight!
I Take My Cum Shooter Straight Up
This cum slut loves to have you shoot that load right down my throat. But it isn’t just the taste of cum that makes me crazy. I love the feel of it on my body. When a man squirts that load on me it makes me cum so hard that my whole body convulses. Get a whole bunch of fucking dicks around me and have them shoot all over me, in my mouth and hair and all over my body and I cum so hard that it takes my breath away. I invited a bunch of guys over tonight and told them to bring as many friends as they can round up. Tonight I am going to lay in the tub totally naked and let all of them jerk their cocks and soot their loads all over me while the tub fills up around me with hot sticky cum. I want to be showered in it, covered in it from head to toe. When it is all over and they have all emptied their balls I will make them watch as I get on my hands and knees, covered in jizz and drink every drop that is in that tub, lapping it up like a dog drinking water out of a bowl. I can’t fucking wait!
Drive By Fucking
This is going to be a great game. My pussy is so fucking wet already. You know we have to be a bunch of drinking partying mother fuckers to come up with shit like this. We are going to tie a bitch to the front of the van, then we are going to take turns fucking her. We have this super cool double headed dildo for the chicks to use and of course the guys have their own cocks to use. I can’t fucking wait for my shot at using the double headed dildo on the first girl. But I really can’t wait for it to be my turn to get tied to the van and have a nice big train roll in and out of my ass and pussy. We are already getting drunk enough that I have heard a couple people suggest fucking while someone drives the van around the field we are partying in. I am not sure how that will work out or if we can pull it off, but hey this crazy ass bunch will try anything. Let’s hope this one doesn’t land us in the emergency room, of course it wouldn’t be the first time.
Speed Dating With A Twist
The girls and I are always looking for ways to keep our pussies wet and finding new ways to have some kinky outrageous fucking fun.
So we decided to go speed dating, but we were there to find more then a date.
We heard about a speed dating night at a local bar and decided we would all go on the same night. The object was for us to find the guys that were into the wildest, kinkiest sex ever and invite them on a date.They aren’t going to have any idea, but our dates are all going to be at the same place at the same time. They were in for a date they would never forget, getting fucked by all of us and sharing all their wild and kinky sex ideas.
It ended up in a pretty hot fucking time and some of these guys are into some really crazy shit. But we tried it all with all of them and us in the same room.
Brings a whole new meaning to speed dating and what it is all about! I think we will do this one again!
Thankful
I am thankful for my big hard cock. LoL I love thanksgiving! It reminds me how lucky I am to have such perfectly lush tits and a nice big black cock! And I take the whole week of thanksgiving to make sure EVERYONE I know knows how lucky they are to know me. They get to enjoying sucking on my hard nipples. Burring their face right in between these beautiful tits and enjoying my soft woman curves. Then I let them drop to their knees and take this big black cock deep into their mouths. I let them suck on me till I was throbbing and they were begging for me to stretch them open. And of course I did. I took my time pounding and stretching their little pussy’s wide open. Showing them how perfect my thick black cock really is. This whole week has been nothing but FUCKING! Sucking ! AND making a whole bunch of guys Thankful!