Category: Cougar Phone Sex

Man’s Gift From The 70’s

I loved the 70’s those years molded me in so many ways. Life was groovy and we loved freely. Disco was all the rage and orgy’s were a Saturday Night staple. We had mood rings and pet rocks and Kiss and those lovely ladies Charlies Angels….bring back any memories?
But the 70’s gave us the best gift ever and every time I suck a cock I think about Linda Lovelace and Deep Throat.
That flick was totally awesome! The orgy in the beginning where the guys are coming in and taking numbers to help our poor girl experience orgasm is classic. And the bubble sound and songs they play are so 70’s and so retro. And then to find out her plight is because her clit is not between her legs but way deep in her throat…..what a way to introduce the fine art of taking cock deep down and really fucking it with our mouths!
Aren’t you glad they made that movie? I know I am! If you love porn as much as I do, take a minute, pay tribute to the woman that helped get your dick really sucked and go back and watch it for old times sake, you won’t regret it. I know I never do!

Kinky phone sex with Rose

Kinky phone sex is what I am all about! I am one nasty kinky grandma. I want to wrap these big beautiful tits around you cock and suck that fucking head as it pops thru! I mean it! You give me that tit fuck I need! I will milk that cock tighter than your hand can. And I know you want to see your dick slipping thru my beautiful tits! And if you fuck them like I want you to… I will suck that cock for you. I will swallow every single inch of you! Fucking squeezing those balls as I do it! And when you are so fucking hard and throbbing ….. that is when I get down on all fours and let you slam that fat cock in my hot tight pussy!  You can reach around and milk my tits as you pound me. And you better not fucking stop till I cream all over you! And if you do all that… you may cum deep inside me!

A Day At The Beach

Summer time is so much fun and trips to the beach are one of my favorite ways to spend the day. My pussy is always wet looking at the hot bodies all glistening from lotion and oil. I spend a lot of time in the water fucking my pussy and pinching and pulling my nipples.
I was so lucky to find this event this weekend. An erotic sand sculpture event. The sculptures were so realistic! I loved looking at the naked bodies sculpted out of the sand. I took pictures of some of my favorites. A huge pussy with sea weed hair, an actual couple in bed, gosh that one was something else and the pussies peeking out from between the legs of the the sun bathing beauties. Made me want to just dive in and lick them, I could almost imagine them cumming on my face! I spent a lot of time in the water and the day was a blast! I wish you could have been there with me to share it.

Nasty Grandma

Yeah Im a nasty grandma, But a really  fucking hot nasty grandma!  And This Grandma knows exactly what you need.  I know how to take care of my boys. How to wrap these big beautiful tits around your throbbing hard cock! I know how to make you beg for granny to take care of you! And I know how to take care of your the right way. Granny is gonna suck that hard cock like no one has ever sucked you. And when I get that thick cock as hard as it will go in my mouth.. I know just how you want this hot creamy cunt to use your hard cock! And I will use your hard cock! Granny knows what she needs. And I need to be fucked. Good and hard! So cum give granny what she needs. Cum make me cream all over you! And then fill this hot cunt up with your cream filling!  You know you need some Grandma love

Granny needs a fix

 

mmmm This GILF is one nasty lady! And sometimes I really need to work out my kinks ** wink wink** . And right now I need my kinks worked over good. I have been feeling so nasty today. My cunt is dripping and I need to have it pounded! I had planned on just waiting for my date tonight.. But Granny just couldn’t wait. I needed to have my cunt stretched! So granny put on her sexiest little outfit, No panties or bra and I went to the little biker bar down the street! It didn’t take long to find a couple of nice big cocks to make it all better for me. They had a little storage room in the back they led me back to. Two big rough hard bikers with large thick cocks for me. And I greedily showed them what this grandma can do! I took turns sucking and milking those big cocks till they couldn’t handle it any more.. then I let them take turns fucking and filling me with hot cum! Mmmmmm Just the thing I needed to carry me over till my date!

Buzz Me

I went shopping in search of a more compact way of carrying things. It seems I am always on the go and I needed to simplify things.
When I found these wonderful pair of underwear. They are practical and pink and so pretty. Now I am sure at this point you are wondering how in the world underwear would help me out. How could they help me simplify carrying things?
Well don’t you worry it not only helps me but keeps my twat soaking wet. Stay with me and I will make it all crystal clear for you. And hopefully you will be buzzing me soon.
These wonderful panties hold my cell phone and it sits right in front of my pussy, right on my clit. I have kept my phone on vibrate for two days now and every time I get a call I cum before I answer the phone.
What could be better? Nothing! So call me when you get a chance and make me cum in my pretty new panties!

Coed Phone Sex~’Tis the month to partake!

Is there no better time of year for a horny fucking cougar with a pussy that runs like an open spigot? This time of year is like open buffet for me and my pussy can’t get enough! If your a nympho with a taste for fresh young meat, male or female…this is the month for you!
Every year the streets, clubs and beaches are full of eager young people just graduating and throwing graduation parties for the next generation of the hot and horny!  All ripe for the pickin’, especially when impaired by alcohol or drugs. Both if I am lucky! The more fucked up they are the longer they fuck!
Almost every party has at least one keg and we always end up doing keg stands, which I love because a keg stand guarantees you will be wasted in 90 seconds flat! But last night we took keg stands to the next level.
So what is better then a keg stand?
A naked keg stand?


Hail to the next generation!

Vigor

The Grandma needs young cock to make her feel alive! I love teaching a boy how to please a woman. Teach him how to suck my pussy and lick my pussy lips till I cum.  I want to teach him how to uses his fingers and mouth before he ever uses that cock.And I want to teach him how to use that cock just for me!  It brings me such joy to be the first woman to ever wrap my lips around that hard cock. The first one to slowly suck and stroke that hard cock till he is primed and ready for me. And younger guys are so eager to please grandma. So eager to try again and again to make sure this gilf is totally satisfied. And the greatest thing about a younger man… they can almost keep up with me. :0) I mean this woman has needs. And I need a good boy to take care of those need… often and with great vigor And lets face it.. those young ones… have so much Vigor!

The best day ever

I went to eat at the heart attack café this week end. All those naughty nurses serving up all that great greasy food. mmmm fantastic. I just loved the girls costumes. Finally I just couldn’t stand it! I asked to talk to the manager and told him I had to have one of my own. He said no at first. But I followed him to his office and said I could wear the outfit better than any of his girls and I was willing to prove it. Just then there was a knock on the door and some little 18 year old vixen came strutting in. She was nice.. but please! I told her to take her dress off I wanted to try it on. She looked at her boss and he said go ahead and smiled. She stripped right out of her uniform for me! I came right out of my little dress and tried on her costume. Of course my DDD’s BARELY fit into her costume and both waitress and owner said DAMN! I knew I looked great. I said thank you to the cute waitress by kissing her on the mouth. Then running my fingers down her body and playing with her sweet little pussy. I pushed her back on the desk and slide my mouth right down on her little 18 year old pussy! I could hear the boss pull his cock and start stroking it. He was just watching as I ate her out. I didn’t know when he got up and came around behind me. But when he pushed my little skirt up and shoved his dick inside me I knew I had hit the jackpot! A sweet little pussy to devour and a big thick cock to ride, all at once! And what a treat they both came at once! The manager compted my dinner.The waitress let me keep the clothes and I got a fantastic fuck! The best day ever.

Ring my Bell!

Let Mommy teach you young boys something: the tip of the clitoris has as many nerve endings as the head of your cock.  You know how good it feels for me to suck just on your tip, while my hands massage and stroke the long, thick shaft of your cock, don’t you?  Well, imagine that feeling intensified by 30!  Makes you want to pass out, doesn’t it?  Well that’s what I feel when you touch or lick on my clit.

Such an overwhelming sensation of pleasure deserves homage.  So, I got my clit pierced!  My clit is fabulous to me, giving me all kinds of explosive orgasms, it only seemed right to decorate it.  It’s my appreciation.  Isn’t my clit and its ring beautiful?  It always catches men’s eyes when I strip on stage, and is like a magnet to my customers’ wallets!  As if it’s possible, it actually helps intensify my pleasure even more, when I’m stimulated.  Want to see just how hot I can get?  Call me baby, and let me teach your young ass a thing or few about great pussy!