Last year a girlfriend and I went to Vegas for a weekend of debauchery. That meant big cock, gambling, drugs and spending our husbands’ money. All of that is easily accomplished in Sin City. On our last night there we met a couple male strippers from The Thunder Down Under show. Very well built, handsome Australian hunks. I kind of always assumed those muscle bound jock types took steroids, thus had little peckers. But these guys were the exception, not the rule. Both had 11 inch really thick dicks. We measured them. They came up to our hotel room where we partied for hours before getting down and dirty. They had awesome nose candy from down under.
We got to talking sex positions. They were both into tantric sex, the Karma Sutra and all sorts of weird positions. They were meat heads, but sexy ones. Being that well built meant they could hold women in all sorts of positions. I fancied myself a sexpert of sorts enjoying all kinds of positions, but one I had never been able to master because I am not a small woman was The Triple Lindy. I am not fat, but I am tall, thick and juicy, so holding me up has always been a challenge for most of my lovers. I asked our hunks if they had ever successfully fucked a girl in the notoriously dangerous position called the Triple Lindy. This position has always intrigued me, but it takes strength and stamina for both partners. Oh and a huge cock. One of the strippers had done it, and more than once. He said the key was just aligning the chick right so his cock would go in her pussy as she put her weight back on him. He described it like he was fucking a mermaid with her head tilted back, and her arms to her side gripping his arms for balance. The way he described it, it sounded not the hard.
I was determined to try this position because I had always heard it provided an intense G spot orgasm for the lady if done correctly. I was drunk and high, and feeling lucky. I went down on his massive shaft and sucked him like my life depended on it. OMG that cock was throbbing and twitching in my mouth. I could barely get all 11 inches down my throat, but I did manage to have his hefty balls tight on my chin as a sign of accomplishment. When his rod was as hard as a baseball bat, I begged for him to Triple Lindy me. He said it was best to fuck me first in a more traditional fashion so my cunt was nice and juicy for easy penetration. My cunt was dripping from sucking his cock, not sure how much wetter it could get. Well, it could get a lot wetter. He got me doggie style, right there in the living room with our friends watching, and fucked my pussy and ass harder than either have been fucked. His cock was so big it was almost like a sword going through me. I was squirting as he fucked me, drenching our friends on the sidelines.
After about an hour of solid, hardcore fucking, he was ready to do the Lindy. He had no problem picking me up, which was impressive as I am no light weight. I had to tighten my ab muscles to lean backwards on to his hard, pulsating cock. I held on to his massive biceps and he thrust his cock up in me so hard. For a few minutes, this was hot, rough sex. He even hit my cervix, albeit painful, painful in a hurts so good kinda way. Well that pleasure didn’t last long. All was going great, until he lost his balance, I fell forward, hit my head on the coffee table and damn well nearly snapped his dick off. I had a huge mark on my forehead, my own sort of scarlet letter, and he had a swollen dick. He stuck his cock in a bucket of ice, while we all had a good laugh. Well at least I can say I tried The Triple Lindy, and that was the closest to success I will ever get. This girl just has too much junk in the trunk for that position. Guess I am sticking to more generic sexual positions for the safety of others. Â What wild kinky positions have you tried?
