Category: Cheap Phone Sex

Foot Fetish Phone Sex with Blair

My sons are huge football fans, especially the Seahawks. And I am obsessed with Peyton Manning; he just looks so yummy. So last year for the Superbowl, we had a party. I invited several of my girl friends over, and they invited a few of their friends.  Before the boys arrived, us girls gave each other pedicures. Having pretty feet and toes is part of being a woman. Plus, well manicured feet give the best foot jobs ! We wanted to look our best for the boys. One of my girlies even got body painted to express her love for the Hawks. Well by the time the boys arrived, we were drunk on wine and had not bothered putting on shoes or any clothes really. Those strapping young studs came in, and there were strapping men on the TV, and well women in their 30s are in their sexual prime, so this meant we were horny.  We showed off our pretty new feet and before we knew it,  the boys were caressing our feet, kissing them and sucking our toes. Well one thing led to another, and all of them had their cocks out and we started giving foot jobs. I love the feel of a hard cock between my pretty feet. Even better is the feel of hot cum running through my toes! That was just the first of many foot job parties to cum!

Every boy in attendance at our Superbowl party got a foot job before the game started, at half time and of course to celebrate the Seahawks win.  Feet are just so darn sexy. Maybe it’s because toes are like boy cock. I’m not sure, but I do love to show my feet off.  I bet you’d like play time with my feet! Maybe suck on my toes? Feel your throbbing hard cock in-between my feet? Fuck my cunt or my ass with your big toe? Jizz all over my pretty feet? I haven’t given a good foot job in awhile; my feet are begging for some cum!

Hot Phone Sex in the Hood

I don’t talk much about my private affairs but maybe it’s time for a little show and tell. You know that I’m the bust black whore from the projects right? Ok good. You also know that I sucked and fucked my way out of the hood don’t you? No?! Well, it’s a long story. In grade school I was always the class slut. My tits were always bigger than any other girls in my grade and the boys always gave me a lot of attention. I refused to let all that attention go when Carla Santos got her first real bra so I had to step the game up. I kept my popularity by being the first girl to suck a white cock in my class. All the girls called me a slut but what regular bitch did you know that had Gucci, Prada, Louie, and more by the 9th grade? Those basic bitches were getting coach wristlets from their grandmothers on Christmas. Ha! Every day that I opened my legs or swallowed a drop of cum was Christmas for me. Because I became so used to using my big tits and phat ass to get what I needed school was a struggle for me. I then had to upgrade to fucking my teachers for A’s and B’s. I even ate out Ms. Wall’s ancient pussy for a good English Lit final grade!The most I would do during class was finger my cunnie so a nerd would buy me lunch in exchange for letting him smelling them. I knew for a fact that after high school I wasn’t going to be able to do anything that didn’t involve using my body to get by.  I spent my whole senior year thinking of a way to get out of the hood using the ASSets god gave me. That’s when it came to me. I put on my sexiest outfit and went down to the strip where all the hoes work. I looked for the nicest car I could find. Hondas and Toyotas would pull over to speak but I need me a Bentley or a Rollz Royce, honey. Then, my money car stopped right in front of me. An all-black cadi stopped right in front of me and a white hand signaled me over and I didn’t hesitate to get in. He said he noticed all my designer clothes and knew I wasn’t just an ordinary crack whore tryna make a few bucks. He said, “I can tell you want to live a lavish lifestyle and with that body, I can help.” That’s when he introduced me as Hansel Jenkard, the owner of Fuckaroo Films. He offered me a position as the star busty model. Of course I had to give him a sample of what I could do! After exactly 6 minutes of sucking his cock he confirmed I got the job by giving me a mouth full of cum. Ever since then I never looked back! I mean, how could I?

Pussy Worshipping Phone Sex with Brooklyn: You Can Eat but You Can’t Fuck

So last night  this wealthy guy in town hired me to be his hot date for some charity bowling event in his house. Normally, I don’t do such things; sex is pleasure, not work. But $10,000 to look pretty and pose for some pictures was a no brainer. As I was getting ready to collect my money and return home, he said “Not so fast pretty lady. How would you like to double your money?” See, I knew he had a notoriously small dick. Everyone in town talks about how he overcompensates for his small pecker with fast cars, the newest gadgets, the biggest home in town… Yes, he has had some of the hottest women in town, but it’s not because of the size of his cock; it’s because of the size of his wallet. I was all prepared for him to beg me to fuck him. Lesser men certainly have begged and pleaded to get inside my hot tight cunt. I was also prepared to turn him down. Size matters to me and I have certain standards I have to live by.

But much to my surprise, he did not try to buy fuck time. He wanted to pay for the privilege of worshipping my pussy. He had heard rumors that I had the tastiest cunt in town. How sweet, and so very true. I lick my pussy juices off of big throbbing cocks, sex toys and my fingers all the time. Yummy. So, $20,000 to be eye candy and get my pussy worshipped? I was all in. He took me back to his private bowling lanes, away from his guests and the servants. He laid me down on a smooth lane and went to town on my juicy cunt. OMG. He may have a small dick, but he has a Gene Simmons tongue. That thing found my G-spot in seconds and I squirted all over his face. He then squirted in his pants poor guy. I never even touched his pecker and he came. He ate me out for hours. I swear at one point, I lost consciousness. He told me I indeed had the best tasting beaver he’d ever had the pleasure of devouring. I felt bad about being paid to be worshipped that way. I almost gave the money back. But, I’m not dumb. He can afford me.  I did, however, tell him, the next pussy worshipping session was on me. My kitty is still purring after all.

BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: My First Bald Beaver

A few years ago, my BFF told me my pussy was ugly. She said no guy wants to lick a hairy snatch; no girl either. Well, I was upset thinking that I was losing out on cock because I had some girl fur. I had thought men were not interested me once they saw me naked because I had saggy tits or a big butt or even a little cellulite on my thighs. At that point in my life, I was insecure about my curves. I considered myself fat. Being the kick ass friend she was, she arranged for her “personal landscaper” to come to my house. I was nervous. I mean hot wax on my pussy? That sounded painful.  I was so nervous I even shaved my cunt a bit to trim it up for the groomer. How funny was that? Turns out that was a bad idea because the more hair you have on your twat, the easier it is to pull the hair from the root. Well, I downed a bottle of wine, and my bestie took pics for special memory book. The pain wasn’t that bad. I fucking loved my new bald look. So smooth and pretty. Showed off my plump pussy lips very well too. I actually found the whole thing so hot, that I masturbated.  Right there for my BFF and her spa lady to see. That was the first time I ever had a woman  lick my pussy too. The girls wanted me to see how much better it feels to be licked on when have a smooth canvas. It felt so good, that not a week goes by now that I don’t indulge in some girl on girl action. Women eat the best pussy.

My BFF was right too. The problem with men backing out on fucking me once I was naked had nothing to do with my body type. It was my hairy beaver. Many guys like to see pretty swollen puffy pink lips while fucking. Plus, when my bald cunt is filled with cum, it looks so much prettier. My confidence soared. I rock my curves. I get a Brazilian wax every 3 weeks now like clockwork. And I  get cock daily. I’m not fat; I’m phat! And forever grateful to my best friend for teaching me the joys of a bald pussy.  She changed my life!

Role Play Phone Sex with Blair: Ruler of Cock

You know when you are little you fantasize about what you will be when you grow up. And, you are full of innocence and your parents encouragement so you honestly think you can be anything, anyone. Well, I wanted to be Catherine the Great.  I knew she was dead, but I had yet to realize the US didn’t operate like Russia. All I knew was that she was beautiful, wealthy, noble and powerful. She was the longest ruling female of Russia. She possessed the qualities I wanted. As I got older, and studied history in college, I became more fascinated with her. By this time, I was an established submissive and exploring all sorts of kinky sexual fantasies. I read every book I could on her, saw every movie made about her,  and dressed up as her whenever I could.

Catherine the Great was what I could not be; what was not in my instinct to be: dominate. But, we did share a passion for sexual deviancy. I read countless stories about her sexual exploits and would masturbate. She had a very healthy libido and was not afraid to indulge her sexual proclivities. Everyone knows the rumor about the horse. But beyond that, she was notorious for liking younger cock and giving favor to those  young strapping lads by selecting them for positions within her political cabinet. She bore more than one illegitimate offspring too. After her husband died, she refused to marry again. She did not care about appearances.  She cared about power and desire.  She did not deny herself sexual pleasure.  She was way ahead of her time. Can you blame me for wanting to be her or just like her when I grew up? She had a huge sexual appetite. She had an erotic obsession for  boy cock. She apparently loved doing perverted and sick things to get off. She fucked outside her marriage and indulged in family fun. She was my idol.

In hindsight, I know it looks silly to think I could have been Catherine the Great as a younger girl, but didn’t you have some out of the box fantasies when you were younger too? And can you blame me for wanting to be a powerful , insatiable ruler of cock? It still gets my cunt wet thinking of all the boys she had, the two legged and four legged variety!

 

Free as a Butterfly: Exhibitionist Phone Sex with Vinny

Ever since I was younger, I have been an exhibitionist. I’d run around naked as a wee lass and always resist any attempts to put clothes on me.  I felt like clothes were constraints. I still feel that way. We are born naked, so naked is our natural state. I love nude beaches. I love public sex and getting naked in places I might get caught. I even enjoy flashing unsuspecting folks. I have a great body and I don’t mind showing it off.  Plus, I think too many people are uptight about sex and human sexuality. The body in its natural form is a beautiful work of art. Our bodies are like butterflies. They blossom as they mature, get more beautiful with age. And we should be free with our bodies like the butterfly. Free to show it off, free to do what feels good, free from all societal constraints, free from judgment…

I am at the beach this week, and although I do visit the nude beach to cock hunt, I love walking up and down the boardwalk flashing people. Sometimes I am just nude under a little jacket or sometimes I am walking around amongst groups of folks of all ages in the tiniest of swimsuits. One that leaves little to the imagination.  Early this morning, I found myself sitting on a park bench overlooking the beautiful ocean. I had just a swim suit cover up on. I got lost in the beauty that surrounded me, and the cover up fell open revealing my hot body. I have toned skin, ample and firm breasts,  in shape legs, and a sweet, smooth pussy. I’m a mature momma, but I look good. I let several passersby stop and gaze at my beauty; some even snapped a picture.

At one point I found myself feeling so free, I rubbed my clit. Right there on the boardwalk.  It wasn’t high traffic time, but there were plenty of early morning joggers who got a hot show! Do you like to masturbate where you might get caught? Enjoy the thought of random folks gazing at your  beautiful naked body? I’m gonna hang out at the beach longer in hopes that I will catch the eye of a well hung stud to fuck. Maybe we will decide to be free as butterflies, and fuck right there on that public bench. Maybe it will be you?

 

Hot phonesex and extreme sports

My friend won a trip to the “Great Down Under” and I was lucky that she decided I should accompany her. On the plane, she had read an article about crocodile bungee-jumping and she told me that she really wanted to see it; I laughed at the excitement in her eyes and told her only a fool would jump in crocodile-infested water. “But we’re not doing it, Lacey. We’re just gonna watch some hunks do it!” she said in her excited voice.

And, she didn’t forget about it; that was one of our first outings after we got settled. The water was murky and we stood on top of a ledge. The jumpers were congregated together, wishing each other luck in their sexy accents. Maybe this experience wouldn’t be too bad, I thought. A couple of them winked at me as they filed in line. We must have looked like doughy-eyed tourists because one particular attractive jumper told me in passing, “If I make it out alive, love, I wanna grab a cold one with you.” “This is so hot!” my friend exclaimed. And, I was beginning to agree with her.

When the attractive native jumped, I felt my heart race. The crocks had begun to get a little agitated at all the flopping into the water. But, he ended up being safe and returned to me. He told me about “death rolls” and all kinds of stuff. After a few stouts, I was feeling even hornier and leaned into him and gave him my bedroom eyes. He smirked and nodded toward the brush. I followed him behind one of the trailers that was set-up for the jumpers; he lifted me like I weighed nothing and slammed me against the wall. I was so turned on that I didn’t care if I was making noise or not; besides, I assumed that everyone was still at the cliff.

He pumped inside of me, my cunt swallowing every inch of his manhood. I bit his shoulder and he laughed, “You’re a little crock, aren’t ya?” He fucked me harder and demanded that I confess to being “a crock.” I screamed it out, begged for him to fuck me. And, when we came, he smirked and looked up. There in the small windows of the trailer were his fellow sportsmen…watching the entire thing!

Big Things Cum in Little Packages

I left home when I was 18 and headed to Hollywood thinking I could make it in the movies. It was much harder than I thought. Good looks and a kick ass body were not all you needed.  I was broke, depressed and sitting in this little diner figuring out who I had to fuck to get a break or to get enough money to get back home.  I heard a voice say, “Why does a beautiful woman like you look so sad?” I looked up and it was Danny D aka the Penguin. Very short man, but I recognized him from Batman and a few other films. He asked if he could join me. He was around the corner filming LA Confidential and was on a coffee break. We talked for a while. He was very nice. Not conventionally handsome at all, but one of those guys that just becomes so sexy the more you talk to them. I actually felt my cunt getting wet talking to an old man I could tower over.  Turns out he had some pull with the movie, got me a job as an extra.

He was so nice, but I had nothing to repay him with but my body. At first I was like,  I shouldn’t do this. But  honestly I wanted him . I knew he was short and likely had a small cock, but I didn’t care. It took me a long time to seduce him too!! Which made me want him all the more. But, I always get my man. I got him drunk one night after filming and we went back to his trailer. I used the restroom and came back naked. After that, it didn’t take long. He was all over me. So sweet too, kept telling me how beautiful I was, that I deserved the world, to never settle for less than I deserve. When I went down to suck his cock, I got the biggest surprise ever. Huge cock. Bigger than any of the guys I had yet, and he was way shorter than any man I had fucked before. I was pleasantly surprised.  And he knew how to use it. His wife is a very lucky woman.  I would have been his mistress. I would have worshiped his cock 24/7. Seriously, huge cock, nice man, great in bed.  He was the whole package. But for him, I was just a moment of weakness. He loved his wife, no intention of messing that up. He told me I was destined for big things. He wasn’t kidding. I was destined for big things thanks to him. He is the reason I am a size queen.  I knew I was sexy, but my self esteem at 18 was not good, and he made me feel beautiful  inside and out. And, he ruined me for small cocks. That’s right men, a man likely now 2-3xs your age and half your size likely is more of a man than you will ever be!!

You cannot judge a book by its cover. Sometimes big huge throbbing thick cocks come in little packages. I still think of Danny. I often masturbate thinking of his big thick cock and how he could of been in porn!  He is hotter than Ron Jeremy and that dude is in every porn film.  Ladies, if you are a size queen like me, don’t count out the short guys, because they could be packing serious heat. And men, don’t pick on the short guys, because there is always a chance they are much more the man than you could ever dream to be. Big things can cum in small packages!

 

Romantic Phone Sex with Blair: Mommy Son Getaway

My son and I are preparing for a weekend beach getaway. I am so excited for our romantic weekend. I love frolicking on the beach with him. You see we have this cabin we rent that is very secluded with our own private beach area. We can be nude 24/7; we can make love on the beach with the waves crashing around us; we can watch the sun set and the sun rise. It is our own private sensual oasis. I love this time together because we eat by candlelight, take bubble baths, curl up on the couch and watch movies, make love without interruption. My son is my world. I will do anything to make him happy. But at home, we have all these distractions and we can’t be public about our love. Not everyone understands  the special bond we have. Ever since he was younger, we have had a natural physical and emotional attraction to each other.  That bond has just grown over the decades. And, I shit you not, he has always been the best lover I have ever had. He takes care of mommy’s every need. And I take care of his. And on our getaway I will take care of his cock, his ass, and his balls.  And he will take care of my pussy, my breasts and my ass. He took me last night for a couple’s massage and a sea salt scrub so my body is totally refreshed and relaxed for his pleasure.  I can’t wait to fuck on the beach. Something so naughty and hot about fucking your sun outdoors where you could be caught; but then something so romantic too about being with your true love, making love in a tropical paradise. I hope every mommy is as lucky as I am to have a baby boy who takes such good care of her every need.

My Future Looks Bright with Big Cock

So I was bored today and went shopping and had lunch with one of my girlfriends. She is an earthy spiritual type and begged me to go to a palm reader with her. I was skeptical. Seems like a waste of time and money. The time I spend with some old gypsy, I could be fucking or sucking. But sometimes we make sacrifices for our best friends.  We went to this little shop that sells crystals and shit. Paid $50 each for our fortune of sorts.  She went first. Was in there for 30 minutes or so and when she came back she was ecstatic. She was babbling about how the gypsy said good things were in her future and big changes on the horizon. Pretty much non descriptive dribble as far as I was concerned.  But, I bit the bullet and took my turn. She was looking at my hand, reading the lines. Her eyes got really big and she looked at me and said, “You are a naughty woman.” I gulped a bit and thought, hmmm what is she seeing? She then said all she could see in my future was big huge cock, sex and bodily fluids. Sounds about right. Like monster cock; the kind of dicks one only sees in porn. She added with a smirk on her face, “I’m jealous.”  I asked her what the biggest dick she ever had was and she replied, “I’ve only ever had my husband’s cock and it’s about 4 inches.” I tried to stifle my laughter, but I told her,” that’s not a dick honey. Well not a dick on a grown man.” I told her I wish I could share my future with her because there is no other better feeling than having a big dick crammed in your love holes, stretching you out and making you beg.  I felt sorry for her; I really did. I mean I wouldn’t wish a pencil dick or a clit stick on my worst enemy. Women deserve sexual pleasure, even the ugly, old and fat ones. Women are superior. Pure and simple. And that alone is reason to suggest we all deserve the biggest thickest piece of meet we can get in our pussies.

I left that shop feeling sad that some women do not understand their worth; do not understand that they too deserve big cock to worship. But, I always feel very grateful that I know what a wicked hot piece of ass I am and that my future is paved with the big thick cocks I deserve. I just wish you pathetic little dick losers would get the clue and stop trying to tell me you got what I need. When I need a good laugh I will call you; when I need a hard throbbing big cock, well, I will call a real man.